Still a better love story.... OC I would like it to be known that the twilight quotes were googled.. So the lion fell i love with the lamb" There is always so m Still a better love story OC I would like it to be known that the twilight quotes were googled So lion fell i with lamb" There is always so m
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Still a better love story...

 
Still a better love story.... OC I would like it to be known that the twilight quotes were googled.. So the lion fell i love with the lamb" There is always so m

OC
I would like it to be known that the twilight quotes were googled.

So the lion fell i
love with the lamb"
There is always so
madness; in love. But
there is always sem:
reasen in madness"
Aw, T love
that heell
Whatever eur seals
are made , his an-
mine are the same"
What an exquisite
grasp the englis
languages
Parting is such sweat
werrew, that T shall
say goodnight till i -
be merrow"
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#79 - camolegend
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(03/29/2012) [-]
#68 - ShaunG
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(03/29/2012) [-]
Romeo and Juliet is not a love story. It's a lust story. It's about two stupid teenagers who thik they are in love. The story is spread over 3 days, and it is mentioned that Romeo 'loved' a girl less than a day before.

It was Shakespeare's prediction to those annoying 13 year old's on Facebook.
#69 to #68 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE
Reply -16
(03/29/2012) [-]
If it's over 3 years, it isn't really lust, is it? eh? eh?
Come on, Romeo and Juliet's one of the most intricate pieces of drama ever written, if you wanna bash someone, bash Hamlet who can't make up his ******* mind about murdering people..
#70 to #69 - ShaunG
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(03/29/2012) [-]
It's over three days.

And no, Hamlet is one of the most intricate pieces of drama ever written. Themes of madness, loyalty and revenge are all woven seamlessly throughout the script, as well as clever dialogue and allusions to mythology.

It's his best play, bar Titus Andronicus.
#130 to #70 - geraldbostock
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Titus Andronicus? I take it you like a lot of gore.
#131 to #130 - ShaunG
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(04/05/2012) [-]
A little bit. I just find the plot mighty interesting :P
#71 to #70 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE
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(03/29/2012) [-]
The play may be good but the protagonist is despicable, and Romeo and Juliet has some of the best writing in Shakespeare's works. In Hamlet, the sloth's soliloquies become barely bearable after the first hours, and without the other characters to carry the play, it definitely wouldn't have had the same success.
#75 to #71 - chiefdatukhan
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(03/29/2012) [-]
It's all crap. Social engineering written by Rosicrucian Francis Bacon in cahoots with the British Secret Service to manipulate the thinking of the Western world. It worked and led to Star Trek and Teletubbies and Oprah and now the world sucks.
#90 to #69 - onkii
Reply +1
(03/29/2012) [-]
are you retarded?
#114 to #68 - yarolord
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(03/29/2012) [-]
It's funny because you only know that because of a FB status, not because you've read the book.
It's funny because you only know that because of a FB status, not because you've read the book.
#126 to #114 - ShaunG
Reply 0
(03/30/2012) [-]
It's funny because you're wrong.
#91 to #68 - redlikewine
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(03/29/2012) [-]
iv always found it hilarious that in the original play Romeo was somewhere between 16 and 18 and Juliet was 13.   
seriously can you imagine someone being close to finishing high school and "falling in love" with a 13 year old?
iv always found it hilarious that in the original play Romeo was somewhere between 16 and 18 and Juliet was 13.
seriously can you imagine someone being close to finishing high school and "falling in love" with a 13 year old?
#59 - fluffymcnutter
Reply +20
(03/29/2012) [-]
I get to **** an Elf every night.

BOOM. How's that for a love story?
#61 to #59 - mellamopableras
Reply -1
(03/29/2012) [-]
Still better than twilight
#76 to #61 - anon
Reply 0
(03/29/2012) [-]
me masturbating is a better love story than twilight !!!
#64 to #59 - ladystardust [OP]
Reply +1
(03/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, you're gonna need to clarify which elf that is, Aragorn...
#66 to #64 - fluffymcnutter
Reply +6
(03/29/2012) [-]
bitch's name is Arwen. How's this for a prime piece of ass?!
#72 to #66 - DropDeadShred
Reply 0
(03/29/2012) [-]
Liv Tyler makes my pants shrink...
#105 to #72 - anon
Reply 0
(03/29/2012) [-]
Google her. You might be a little gay, that's cool and all tho bro.
Google her. You might be a little gay, that's cool and all tho bro.
#109 to #105 - DropDeadShred
Reply +1
(03/29/2012) [-]
How would I be gay? She makes my pants shrink because she gives me a boner, plus she is the daughter of Steve Tyler, so when she becomes my wife, I will have the greatest father in-law on earth.
#120 to #105 - anon
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(03/29/2012) [-]
misread it, my bad XD
#63 to #59 - anonibus **User deleted account**
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#67 to #63 - fluffymcnutter
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(03/29/2012) [-]
Her dad would ******* kill me. He's got the gift of foresight and he's over 6000 yrs old. A real hard ass, you know what I mean?
#25 - Wazzy
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(03/29/2012) [-]
#29 to #25 - nessquickpanda
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(03/29/2012) [-]
I have no idea where i will use that picture but i will try to so thank you.
#43 to #25 - PlaystationGuy
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(03/29/2012) [-]
#30 to #25 - neoexdeath ONLINE
Reply +18
(03/29/2012) [-]
Goddammit Frank, quit reciting Shakespeare out in the middle of the park. Everybody's going to think you're a bear-fag. And I don't want to deal with Westboro digging in for the long haul in the middle of our ******* woods. I can only eat so many of the puny ones before they break out the rifles.
#74 - ruinsage
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#104 - Ihazfunkitty
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(03/29/2012) [-]
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#98 - xxiownnubsxx
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(03/29/2012) [-]
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#99 to #98 - undeaddog ONLINE
Reply +1
(03/29/2012) [-]
******* lold
#7 - anon
Reply 0
(03/28/2012) [-]
"It was a pleasure to burn." - Fahrenheit 451

Best book ever, just for that one line.
#86 to #7 - computor
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(03/29/2012) [-]
Aika velikultia - Tuntematon sotilas

Its a finnish book
#93 to #7 - historybuff ONLINE
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(03/29/2012) [-]
What about the rabbits?
******* cried.

Also that scene in the Three Musketeers where D'artagnan runs a bitch through for laughing at his tennis skills. Laughed my ass the **** off.
#8 to #7 - ancano
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(03/29/2012) [-]
"He loved big brother."- 1984 (last line)
#26 to #8 - epicmeri
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(03/29/2012) [-]
That line killed me.
#65 to #26 - xmonolithx
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(03/29/2012) [-]
Me too.
#88 - lukyno
Reply +7
(03/29/2012) [-]
here :) ur welcome bro
#45 - choclategum
Reply +7
(03/29/2012) [-]
This is complete ****.