Gayness Level: Bieber. .. Gets shot in the chest...finishes 90 minute presidential speech...
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#9 - arciantitown (03/28/2012) [-]
Gets shot in the chest...finishes 90 minute presidential speech...
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#752 to #744 - lolkoi (03/28/2012) [-]
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Roosevelt is defiantly the most hardcore
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#825 to #9 - mericafuckyeah (03/29/2012) [-]
Lied and used his contacts to get INTO the navy in WWII. Once in, his Patrol Boat was destroyed, and everyone but him was rendered unconscious. he tied a rope around all of them , put it in his teeth and swam 5 miles to shore.
Also, he ****** Marilyn Monroe
#14 to #9 - auscol (03/28/2012) [-]
Fun fact: An assassination attempt on Andrew Jackson was made while he was president. His assailant fired his gun, at point blank range from only a few feet away, but somehow it misfired. President Jackson, in rage, flung himself onto the man and beat him down with his cane. Jackson's aids had to pull him off of the man. Definitely the most badass president.
User avatar #18 to #14 - Carnictus (03/28/2012) [-]
Just imagine if we could somehow go back in time and make it a .gif
User avatar #22 to #18 - wrpen (03/28/2012) [-]
No, but we can recreate it. I'll meet up with you at the walmart. I'll be the one wearing the Andrew Jackson costume.
User avatar #336 to #14 - huashuashuas (03/28/2012) [-]
"point blank range from only a few feet away"
wut
User avatar #764 to #14 - waaw (03/29/2012) [-]
Andrew Jackson was the sixth most badass president. The first five were all Theodore Roosevelt.
#270 to #14 - bronycurious (03/28/2012) [-]
If a president did that today, he would be impeached. It's not the same America anymore.
User avatar #307 to #270 - bronycurious (03/28/2012) [-]
for all you nagging red thumbers, i mean it was better then. i would much rather a president be able to beat up his attacker without being thrown out of office.
#773 to #307 - mateusdefaria (03/29/2012) [-]
And also wipe out a few native tribes, have slaves, etc.. Yeah man, times were different, and it's not that presidents can't do that now - it's just the secret service exists and do it before he can. Also guns shoot from far further ranges, unless the assailant comes at him with a lupara - it'd be a Police sniper who takes him out.
#318 to #14 - lilcamaj (03/28/2012) [-]
and Jackson went on to start the Trail Of Tears which ****** up so many Native Americans lives.
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#439 to #14 - jesuslolz (03/28/2012) [-]
Although a great story, it would be more epic if the gun hadn't misfired and he still beat the **** out of him :P

Art thou a crackedist?
#738 to #14 - graknab (03/28/2012) [-]
Andrew Jackson was also cloned to be an alien hunting super-soldier that saved the earth from the Quurzon Imperial Army in the year 3120
User avatar #857 to #738 - motposters (03/29/2012) [-]
Abraham Lincoln fought vampires. . . .
Google it
User avatar #852 to #14 - swimmingprodigy (03/29/2012) [-]
I'd like for you to find me an instance where point blank range ISNT only a few feet away
User avatar #855 to #852 - derblastermaster (03/29/2012) [-]
The Star Destroyers at the Battle of Endor were at least a few miles away...
User avatar #850 to #14 - sterlingarcher (03/29/2012) [-]
And also was the reason behind the trail of tears! YAY!
#87 - anon (03/28/2012) [-]
Deaf.    
   
Still makes music.
Deaf.

Still makes music.
#194 to #87 - reecehaha (03/28/2012) [-]
Tone deaf, sadly still makes music
#741 - tmart (03/28/2012) [-]
Shot while on stage. FINISHES HIS ******* SPEECH
#750 to #741 - cotyw (03/28/2012) [-]
<his face when he meets bieber
#79 - hockeykicksass (03/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #796 - onkii (03/29/2012) [-]
Teddy Roosevelt got shot in the abdomen and continued his speech. Manliness level: 9000
#828 to #796 - anon (03/29/2012) [-]
the bulletproof president
#255 - nordicmike (03/28/2012) [-]
I saw the video where he got hit by a water bottle and to me he seemed fine and continued. I dislike Bieber like the next guy but making up ******** like this to get bandwagon thumbs is really low.
User avatar #666 - antisocialtwilight (03/28/2012) [-]
Theodore Roosevelt was shot mid-speech and kept going.
User avatar #869 to #666 - User (03/29/2012) [-]
he was shot and his glasses case saved him and nice comment number
User avatar #672 to #666 - User (03/28/2012) [-]
*before his speach
User avatar #674 to #672 - User (03/28/2012) [-]
did i really put an a >.<
#442 - greenworld (03/28/2012) [-]
Gets shot mid speech, finishes rest of speech.
User avatar #455 to #442 - commontroll (03/28/2012) [-]
Don't forget, it was a 100 page speech. And he read that speech, even though it had been hit by the bullet and was stained with his blood.
#461 to #442 - ComradeBritish (03/28/2012) [-]
Flawless Victory.

#662 - mytrakytra (03/28/2012) [-]
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Falls on stage and breaks arm.






Continues show.
#633 - jrbiff (03/28/2012) [-]
Too bad Chester Bennington's and Linkin Park's albums have gotten progressively worse, used to be my favorite band, I write this out of sadness, not hatred
Too bad Chester Bennington's and Linkin Park's albums have gotten progressively worse, used to be my favorite band, I write this out of sadness, not hatred
User avatar #641 to #633 - aidanwh (03/28/2012) [-]
i thought that minutes to midnight was terrible but a thousand suns was pretty good, it has the variety that minutes to midnight lacked
User avatar #651 to #641 - jrbiff (03/28/2012) [-]
I respectfully disagree, while the songs are decent, the fact that there were 6 tracks that weren't actual songs bugged me, I love instrumentals, but not when it is literally 2/5 of an entire album
User avatar #671 to #651 - aidanwh (03/28/2012) [-]
yeah the album was put together poorly and there should be more tracks given that this is 3 years after their last project, but the actually songs that are on there are for the most part awesome, especially because some of them had mike shinoda who was almost completely left off of minutes to midnight
User avatar #646 to #641 - trolljunkusa (03/28/2012) [-]
Thousand suns had no rock, it was too poppy

Minutes to midnight had more rock

still, they weren't that good either, I prefer the old stuff
User avatar #654 to #646 - aidanwh (03/28/2012) [-]
minutes to midnight was far too whiney, that and all the songs sounded pretty similar
A thousand suns had an electronic song, a rap song, a ska song, a metal song, and a rapcore song

and waiting for the end is totally rock
User avatar #661 to #654 - trolljunkusa (03/28/2012) [-]
The only one I really liked was the one about the middle east wars or whatever? I forgot what it was called, but it was chill. I'm more used to there rapcore stuff/hard rock
User avatar #665 to #661 - aidanwh (03/28/2012) [-]
wretches and kings, great track, AND it actually had mike shinoda raping which they pretty much completely forgot about on the last album. All we can do now is pray for another fort minor album, i'm still hoping
User avatar #667 to #665 - trolljunkusa (03/28/2012) [-]
I really just want them to make a new album and go on tour, then pull a weezer and only play old stuff
User avatar #676 to #667 - aidanwh (03/28/2012) [-]
they'll always play the old stuff that got remembered on tour, stuff like numb, lying from you, and one step closer but add in new stuff
User avatar #679 to #676 - trolljunkusa (03/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, when I went to a black keys concert I just used el camino songs as batman/food breaks
User avatar #693 to #679 - aidanwh (03/28/2012) [-]
wait... batman breaks? is that a thing now
god i hope so
User avatar #700 to #693 - trolljunkusa (03/28/2012) [-]
Why the.... Bathroom breaks*

But next time I'm at a concert I'm taking a batman break
User avatar #708 to #700 - aidanwh (03/28/2012) [-]
^Favorite band
^rocking out
^tap on shoulder
^tard dressed in all black
^tard screams "IM THE HERO THE CITY OF GOTHAM DERSEVES"
^knocks me out
^wake up in hospital
^never go to a black veil brides concert again
XD

User avatar #709 to #708 - aidanwh (03/28/2012) [-]
I WAS BATMAN
User avatar #711 to #708 - trolljunkusa (03/28/2012) [-]
Hahahahahahahahahahahah, that would be awesome!
User avatar #725 to #667 - elitetroll (03/28/2012) [-]
kinda random, but i ****** love weezer.
#647 to #633 - Krathalos (03/28/2012) [-]
I completely agree. They've changed their music a lot, and now I don't even listen to any of their new songs.
User avatar #756 - usher (03/28/2012) [-]
**usher facepalms**
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#719 - herecomesjohnny (03/28/2012) [-]
BOB MARLEY. Played with bullet holes in his chest.
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#518 - Grimmis (03/28/2012) [-]
> tear muscle in leg
> continues concert
> even does encore of Living on a Prayer
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