Perfect crime.. . met your own flaffy pony splay with it for the whole day shave fun muddle with the pony until it falls asleep yyou go to bed too awake upin th
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Perfect crime.

met your own flaffy pony
splay with it for the whole day
shave fun
muddle with the pony until it falls asleep
yyou go to bed too
awake upin the middle ofthe night
ssomething fluffy is on your face, you can' t breath
kit' s the pony, it' s lying on your face
yyou try to pry it off
sit has wrapped its legs around you, it' s; not moving
yyou' re suffocating
pony just tightens his grip
yyou start to lose consciousness
yyou try to reach your phone on the withstand
ppony anticipated that, he broke the phone first
phluff fills your throat as you desperately try to get air
yyou pass out
ppony waits for a few minutes and checks your pulse
yyou' re dead
ppony gets off, wipes off his hoofprints, collects fallen off Huff and leaves
tthe flaffy pony was actually an assassin
ssomeone hired it to kill you
tthe pony gets paid and moves on to find his next customer
poolice is stumped
yyour murder will never be solved
anobody suspects the cute fluffy pony
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#11 - milker (03/28/2012) [-]
MFW...
#17 to #11 - anon (03/28/2012) [-]
ma'am you have a head crab on your face....
want me to get it off?
User avatar #62 to #17 - joeykaze ONLINE (03/28/2012) [-]
that is a facehugger you retard. You should get one.
User avatar #42 - toxicwarning (03/28/2012) [-]
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted
#41 - harryboom (03/28/2012) [-]
and i would have gotten away with it too
if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dog
#60 - imacks (03/28/2012) [-]
**imacks rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Title **
MFW I was in that anon in equestria thread
#21 - anon (03/28/2012) [-]
Ah, one of our more twisted methods. You should not have pissed us off.
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#54 - alanthewhite (03/28/2012) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 261,675,704** God, what?
**alanthewhite rolls 261,675,704** God, what?
#70 to #58 - alanthewhite (03/28/2012) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 401,096,713** I was looking for that....
#16 - silvershades (03/28/2012) [-]
wut?
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#9 - cinnamontoastmunch (03/28/2012) [-]
Pay more for the fluffy pony not to kill you
#1 - runzerinn (03/27/2012) [-]
Death by a fluffy little pony I get to hang around with for a whole day? I'm okay with that.
#12 to #1 - anon (03/28/2012) [-]
On /mlp/, fluffy ponies are known as creatures that are retarded, talking baby english, and tend to die...

yea.........................................
#14 to #12 - demonictoasters (03/28/2012) [-]
Because you would know from experience right?
Because you would know from experience right?
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User avatar #2 - coolponyboy (03/27/2012) [-]
**** dat **** i still wanna play with a pony!
User avatar #27 - aldheim (03/28/2012) [-]
The only problem I have with this is that the pony is male.
I don't want to cuddle a male pony.
#43 to #27 - doodthedud (03/28/2012) [-]
Why not? I cuddle my male dog. He's an animals, why would I care about his gender? He's there to be fluffy and be hilariously unaware of our culture.
User avatar #68 to #43 - aldheim (03/28/2012) [-]
Yes but ponies are intelligent creatures.
User avatar #50 to #43 - rabbitfaster (03/28/2012) [-]
**** , lol'd hard at your comment.
#52 - bchunter (03/28/2012) [-]
>me finally getting a pony
>play with it all day until i put to sleep
>wake up hard to breath it on my face
>start reaching for phone
>pony break it
>damn
>start losing consciousnesses
>pass out and die
#49 - Ihazfunkitty (03/28/2012) [-]
.....he knows too much...
.....he knows too much...
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