Perfect crime.. . met your own flaffy pony splay with it for the whole day shave fun muddle with the pony until it falls asleep yyou go to bed too awake upin th Perfect crime met your own flaffy pony splay with it for the whole day shave fun muddle until falls asleep yyou go to bed too awake upin th
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Perfect crime.

met your own flaffy pony
splay with it for the whole day
shave fun
muddle with the pony until it falls asleep
yyou go to bed too
awake upin the middle ofthe night
ssomething fluffy is on your face, you can' t breath
kit' s the pony, it' s lying on your face
yyou try to pry it off
sit has wrapped its legs around you, it' s; not moving
yyou' re suffocating
pony just tightens his grip
yyou start to lose consciousness
yyou try to reach your phone on the withstand
ppony anticipated that, he broke the phone first
phluff fills your throat as you desperately try to get air
yyou pass out
ppony waits for a few minutes and checks your pulse
yyou' re dead
ppony gets off, wipes off his hoofprints, collects fallen off Huff and leaves
tthe flaffy pony was actually an assassin
ssomeone hired it to kill you
tthe pony gets paid and moves on to find his next customer
poolice is stumped
yyour murder will never be solved
anobody suspects the cute fluffy pony
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Views: 32230 Submitted: 03/27/2012