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Polish guy at the DMV

Hey guys. Have a good day at funnyjunk!

A Polish immigrant went ta the DNF
ta apply fer a driver' s license
First, course, we have ta
take an eyesight test.
Be the optician showed him a card
with the fallowing letters:
C E hlel X NO E) T AC E
Can yen read them'? the optician asked.
Read it?
he replied.
I knew the guy!
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#4 - NigJames (03/27/2012) [+] (71 replies)
**NigJames rolled a random image posted in comment #3437 at Post your A/S/L, make friends ** mfw im polish
#7 to #5 - NigJames (03/27/2012) [-]
**NigJames rolled a random image posted in comment #3322227 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw im german
User avatar #26 - MenstruelSandwich (03/27/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Clearly it is the lyrics to a song...
WAKEUP!
czwixnostacz MAKE UP!
ssftragewleadx SHAKE UP!
wheiduleafduckiesonda TABLE!
#209 - boothecrab (03/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**boothecrab rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at some men **
mfw im German

User avatar #240 to #235 - lilkepi (03/28/2012) [-]
that kid was shot at my school
#181 - coopergrimm (03/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> Im polish
> Go to DMV
> Taken into scary room
> See scary doctor guy
> Starts talking in a language I can't understand
> Some guy is reading off a board
> My brother's name is on that board
> Doctor looks at me
> Comes over to me
> Licks lips
> I'm scared
> Yell for help, but no one hears me
> Doctor covers my naked body in mustard
> Doctor eats me
>MFW I'm a Polish Kielbasa
#38 - nikoxasylumz (03/27/2012) [+] (10 replies)
MFW Im 100% Polish but my name doesnt end in -ski or -wicz.
#1 - jeppem (03/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**jeppem rolls 77**
#217 - musicdeviant (03/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**musicdeviant rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at Dat mask ** my face when I'm polish and actually know somebody with that last name.
User avatar #435 - clingy (03/28/2012) [+] (8 replies)
**clingy rolls 394**
User avatar #280 - thedauknight (03/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be Polish President
>Purchase 5000 septic tanks from U.S
>Attempt to invade Russia
>Tanks wont start
>Sudden realization of what they're used for...
> **** .
#169 - rjgnal (03/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
quick message to OP
#204 - gmanjohn (03/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**gmanjohn rolled a random image posted in comment #3397209 at FJ Pony Thread ** what the guy looks like
#207 to #204 - gmanjohn (03/27/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#443 - RykenX (03/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**RykenX rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Old school **

I really hope that the image I roll tells me that i'm a faggot or a ****** .
#351 - anonymous (03/28/2012) [+] (8 replies)
He who rolls dubs will decide the name of my account.
+19
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#425 - ragingbrony ONLINE (03/28/2012) [-]
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His license.
#87 - foongusamoongus (03/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #78 - newcster (03/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>OP makes racist joke
>Suddenly everyone in comments is Polish
+16
#397 - bronydude **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#304 - grimmwaters (03/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#298 - kamilrulez (03/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
FALSE.
There is no X in the Polish Alphabet.

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