Polish guy at the DMV. Hey guys. Have a good day at funnyjunk!. A Polish immigrant went ta the DNF ta apply fer a driver' s license First, course, we have ta ta dey call me tags
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Polish guy at the DMV

 
Polish guy at the DMV. Hey guys. Have a good day at funnyjunk!. A Polish immigrant went ta the DNF ta apply fer a driver' s license First, course, we have ta ta

Hey guys. Have a good day at funnyjunk!

A Polish immigrant went ta the DNF
ta apply fer a driver' s license
First, course, we have ta
take an eyesight test.
Be the optician showed him a card
with the fallowing letters:
C E hlel X NO E) T AC E
Can yen read them'? the optician asked.
Read it?
he replied.
I knew the guy!
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#209 - boothecrab (03/27/2012) [-]
**boothecrab rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at some men **
mfw im German

#235 to #209 - anon (03/28/2012) [-]
that commercial was shot at my school
User avatar #240 to #235 - lilkepi (03/28/2012) [-]
that kid was shot at my school
#296 to #240 - anon (03/28/2012) [-]
were was tis at
User avatar #291 to #240 - boothecrab (03/28/2012) [-]
really? what was he doing?

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#181 - coopergrimm (03/27/2012) [-]
> Im polish
> Go to DMV
> Taken into scary room
> See scary doctor guy
> Starts talking in a language I can't understand
> Some guy is reading off a board
> My brother's name is on that board
> Doctor looks at me
> Comes over to me
> Licks lips
> I'm scared
> Yell for help, but no one hears me
> Doctor covers my naked body in mustard
> Doctor eats me
>MFW I'm a Polish Kielbasa
User avatar #26 - MenstruelSandwich (03/27/2012) [-]
Clearly it is the lyrics to a song...
WAKEUP!
czwixnostacz MAKE UP!
ssftragewleadx SHAKE UP!
wheiduleafduckiesonda TABLE!
#58 to #26 - alfrazzy (03/27/2012) [-]
Here you are
User avatar #27 to #26 - runeception (03/27/2012) [-]
system of a down?
User avatar #28 to #27 - MenstruelSandwich (03/27/2012) [-]
Very good, but do you know that know that one song from THPS?

Shskflalfjsdnm,xopzoaiwernrm!
JAAkfoejemalsfoeiaowiyeah!
Alasifiognelapsofieiabeiien!
Alskfnfeppawowpawoeirjtdl,apxf­in!
and take a shiiiit in connecticut!!!"
SCREAMER!
SCREAMER!
User avatar #29 to #28 - runeception (03/27/2012) [-]
im not that good :P
User avatar #31 to #30 - runeception (03/27/2012) [-]
haha, i would never have guessed that :D
#37 to #26 - braindeadsixtynine (03/27/2012) [-]
Serj approves your lyrics.
Serj approves your lyrics.
User avatar #45 to #37 - Serjical (03/27/2012) [-]
You called?
User avatar #435 - clingy (03/28/2012) [-]
**clingy rolls 394**
User avatar #437 to #435 - clingy (03/28/2012) [-]
turn to page 3 hundred ninety foh!
User avatar #482 to #437 - camerel (03/28/2012) [-]
explain for hte idiots out there please (me included)

User avatar #487 to #482 - clingy (03/28/2012) [-]
its ok, your not an idiot :) it's from harry potter: prisoner of azkaban... Snape substitutes for another teacher and says "turn to page 394" in a bery british and memorable way
User avatar #489 to #487 - clingy (03/28/2012) [-]
oh god... *you're
User avatar #495 to #489 - camerel (03/28/2012) [-]
well ok then... NEVER would have gotten the joke otherwise
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#455 to #435 - bazingatimelord **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#443 - RykenX (03/28/2012) [-]
**RykenX rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Old school **

I really hope that the image I roll tells me that i'm a faggot or a ****** .
#461 to #443 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/28/2012) [-]
Your rolled immages speaks to you... You are the chosen one.
Your rolled immages speaks to you... You are the chosen one.
#474 to #443 - valabigballs (03/28/2012) [-]
**valabigballs rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at study time ** hopefully mine does
#425 - ragingbrony (03/28/2012) [-]
This image has expired
His license.
#406 - field (03/28/2012) [-]
Genuinely Funny, check
OC, check (I never know)
Not surrounded by political news/hipsters, check

My God you've created the best comic ever!
#304 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/28/2012) [-]
#313 to #304 - onceman (03/28/2012) [-]
Fixed, sorta.
#298 - kamilrulez (03/28/2012) [-]
FALSE.
There is no X in the Polish Alphabet.

#306 to #298 - anon (03/28/2012) [-]
buuuuuuuurn
#314 to #298 - dtrex (03/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#217 - musicdeviant (03/28/2012) [-]
**musicdeviant rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at Dat mask ** my face when I'm polish and actually know somebody with that last name.
User avatar #271 to #217 - pinkfloyd ONLINE (03/28/2012) [-]
Theres no x in the polish alphabet
#38 - nikoxasylumz (03/27/2012) [-]
MFW Im 100% Polish but my name doesnt end in -ski or -wicz.
User avatar #54 to #38 - thejerseyjenn (03/27/2012) [-]
mine was changed to an english spelling but if it wasnt it would end in wicz --
instead it ends with vitch. guess my nickname -
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User avatar #73 to #38 - Turtleboner ONLINE (03/27/2012) [-]
Gorecki here

#40 to #38 - bloodandiron (03/27/2012) [-]
Neither does mine.
> Pic related.49
#39 to #38 - saten (03/27/2012) [-]
MFW mine does
#49 to #39 - anon (03/27/2012) [-]
...Oleynikovicz
User avatar #42 to #39 - synapse (03/27/2012) [-]
Same here.
#46 to #42 - mallusus (03/27/2012) [-]
And here... -_-
User avatar #56 to #46 - MrChef (03/27/2012) [-]
Czerwinski here
#65 to #56 - gizmocube (03/27/2012) [-]
Dziewialtowski-Gintowt here
User avatar #81 to #65 - anomorphous (03/27/2012) [-]
Sieraski.
Apparently it's a bastardization of sierocy (orphan).
#315 to #312 - navystone (03/28/2012) [-]
I'm OK with this!
#327 to #315 - Monopolus (03/28/2012) [-]
I ******* lost it, here have some hot chicks as a reward.
#113 - jimothyjenkins (03/27/2012) [-]
that was funny. nice tasty oc right here fellas. and it has nothing to do with a show that i dont watch or a plant that i do smoke. this is a real fj post
#496 - chickendinna (03/28/2012) [-]
oohoho it's funny because polish people have crazy names
#563 to #496 - anon (03/28/2012) [-]
Wow... I only just understood the joke..
#457 - edvf (03/28/2012) [-]
Every time I go to the doctor he goes to the waiting room and say
#460 to #457 - anon (03/28/2012) [-]
The truck's face when it finds out it's just a bottle-cap.
#4 - NigJames (03/27/2012) [-]
**NigJames rolled a random image posted in comment #3437 at Post your A/S/L, make friends ** mfw im polish
#513 to #4 - talmoosoo (03/28/2012) [-]
**talmoosoo rolled a random image posted in comment #135 at Real Music Troll ** MFW I'm Canadian
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#5 to #4 - NigJames (03/27/2012) [-]
**NigJames rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at For discord (check discrip) ** mfw im american
#7 to #5 - NigJames (03/27/2012) [-]
**NigJames rolled a random image posted in comment #3322227 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw im german
#9 to #7 - braindeadsixtynine (03/27/2012) [-]
mfw you're polish, american and german...
mfw you're polish, american and german...
#454 to #9 - qworta (03/28/2012) [-]
Yet his name is Nigjames...
#23 to #7 - anon (03/27/2012) [-]
Actually Hitler was born in Austria...

Epic roll anyways.
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#64 to #7 - InfernalOneShot (03/27/2012) [-]
**InfernalOneShot rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at Memories. ** mfw I'm French?
User avatar #340 to #64 - ilikezotz (03/28/2012) [-]
Its funny because french women dont shave
#305 to #64 - yesthatsme (03/28/2012) [-]
Did someone say "Klink?"
Grammar Nazi part not related, but that's the only pic I have of him.
#336 to #7 - srgDoughnut (03/28/2012) [-]
**srgDoughnut rolled a random image posted in comment #228 at Oh they mad ** mfw im a pony
User avatar #337 to #336 - srgDoughnut (03/28/2012) [-]
kony*?
#259 to #7 - anon (03/28/2012) [-]
actually he's Austrian
#342 to #7 - floydrose (03/28/2012) [-]
You like Jews,

Don't you Hitler?
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#559 to #7 - yankadoodleshit (03/28/2012) [-]
WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
#492 to #7 - errortroll (03/28/2012) [-]
You win forever.
User avatar #326 to #7 - NinjaPlease (03/28/2012) [-]
Even though he was Austrian, your comment is still so relevant, it's ridiculous.
#320 to #7 - uscjacob (03/28/2012) [-]
**uscjacob rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at This Cake Grants You Forgiveness ** my face when im equestrian
User avatar #59 to #7 - icanflynow (03/27/2012) [-]
that was beautiful.
User avatar #18 to #7 - heartlessrobot (03/27/2012) [-]
This is the most epic roll ever.
#316 to #7 - Wumbologist (03/28/2012) [-]
Holy ******* ****
pic related
#12 to #7 - anon (03/27/2012) [-]
why does this not have more thumbs!!!??
#574 to #7 - iwillmurderyou (03/28/2012) [-]
**iwillmurderyou rolled a random image posted in comment #193 at Sounds About Right ** mfw I'm British
**iwillmurderyou rolled a random image posted in comment #193 at Sounds About Right ** mfw I'm British
#568 to #7 - horsee (03/28/2012) [-]
**horsee rolled a random image posted in comment #3064691 at FJ Pony Thread ** MFW im norwegian
#508 to #7 - lasomacintosh (03/28/2012) [-]
**lasomacintosh rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Art ** MFW I'm a tree
#399 to #7 - alirabhmp (03/28/2012) [-]
may be the best roll i have ever seen
User avatar #485 to #7 - dtox (03/28/2012) [-]
MFW American
#486 to #485 - dtox (03/28/2012) [-]
Jesus christ, I forgot to roll, guess the stereotypes are true.
#367 to #7 - FJisGAY (03/28/2012) [-]
**FJisGAY rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at I WILL PUT THIS IN YOUR BUTT ** MFW im Canadian
**FJisGAY rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at I WILL PUT THIS IN YOUR BUTT ** MFW im Canadian
#436 to #7 - shabobilui (03/28/2012) [-]
**shabobilui rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at YOU GON' GET GRAPED ** mfw im a pony.
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#488 to #7 - dtox (03/28/2012) [-]
**dtox rolled a random image posted in comment #324 at Welcome To The Internet ** (let's try this again)

MFW I'M AMERICAN.
#456 to #7 - alexkaz (03/28/2012) [-]
**alexkaz rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Just something I made ** MFW I'm Russian
**alexkaz rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Just something I made ** MFW I'm Russian
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#347 to #7 - aaronjzc (03/28/2012) [-]
**aaronjzc rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Creepy Pooh ** mfw I'm not a brony
#369 to #347 - anon (03/28/2012) [-]
you better just join the herd
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#285 to #7 - anon (03/28/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Guessed **   
mfw british
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Guessed **
mfw british
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#350 to #4 - yomommabinshoppin (03/28/2012) [-]
**yomommabinshoppin rolled a random image posted in comment #184 at Pokemon Mastah ** mfw i am american
#395 to #4 - valabigballs (03/28/2012) [-]
**valabigballs rolled a random image posted in comment #304 at Club Penguin Raid ** mfw im mexican
#311 to #4 - theshinypen (03/28/2012) [-]
**theshinypen rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at gayadat ** mfw im irish
#505 to #4 - anon (03/28/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at The faces of Sherlock Holmes **
mfw i'm american
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#200 to #4 - irageurage (03/27/2012) [-]
**irageurage rolled a random image posted in comment #3102325 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw I'm American
#490 to #4 - dtox (03/28/2012) [-]
**dtox rolled a random image posted in comment #283 at what snooki's baby will feel like ** MFW I'm Asian.
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#47 to #4 - anezi (03/27/2012) [-]
**anezi rolled a random image posted in comment #3451968 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw I'm polish
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#424 to #4 - denooo (03/28/2012) [-]
**denooo rolled a random image posted in comment #197 at HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN! ** mfw im equestrian
#252 to #4 - zoidbergxxv (03/28/2012) [-]
**zoidbergxxv rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Poem? ** MFW im american
#413 - anon (03/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #280 - thedauknight (03/28/2012) [-]
>Be Polish President
>Purchase 5000 septic tanks from U.S
>Attempt to invade Russia
>Tanks wont start
>Sudden realization of what they're used for...
> **** .
#270 - megustaaa (03/28/2012) [-]
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