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Polish guy at the DMV. Hey guys. Have a good day at funnyjunk!. A Polish immigrant went ta the DNF ta apply fer a driver' s license First, course, we have ta ta

Hey guys. Have a good day at funnyjunk!

A Polish immigrant went ta the DNF
ta apply fer a driver' s license
First, course, we have ta
take an eyesight test.
Be the optician showed him a card
with the fallowing letters:
C E hlel X NO E) T AC E
Can yen read them'? the optician asked.
Read it?
he replied.
I knew the guy!
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#4 - NigJames
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**NigJames rolled a random image posted in comment #3437 at Post your A/S/L, make friends ** mfw im polish
#429 to #4 - karkat
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#490 to #4 - dtox
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**dtox rolled a random image posted in comment #283 at what snooki's baby will feel like ** MFW I'm Asian.
#505 to #4 - anon id: 1d1e8caa
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at The faces of Sherlock Holmes **
mfw i'm american
#513 to #4 - talmoosoo
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**talmoosoo rolled a random image posted in comment #135 at Real Music Troll ** MFW I'm Canadian
#252 to #4 - zoidbergxxv
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**zoidbergxxv rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Poem? ** MFW im american
#424 to #4 - denooo
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**denooo rolled a random image posted in comment #197 at HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN! ** mfw im equestrian
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#311 to #4 - theshinypen
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**theshinypen rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at gayadat ** mfw im irish
#395 to #4 - valabigballs
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**valabigballs rolled a random image posted in comment #304 at Club Penguin Raid ** mfw im mexican
#468 to #4 - doctorlean **User deleted account**
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#200 to #4 - irageurage
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**irageurage rolled a random image posted in comment #3102325 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw I'm American
#350 to #4 - yomommabinshoppin
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**yomommabinshoppin rolled a random image posted in comment #184 at Pokemon Mastah ** mfw i am american
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#577 to #4 - douwethaman **User deleted account**
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#47 to #4 - anezi
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**anezi rolled a random image posted in comment #3451968 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw I'm polish
#530 to #4 - arnottscheds
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#5 to #4 - NigJames
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**NigJames rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at For discord (check discrip) ** mfw im american
#7 to #5 - NigJames
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**NigJames rolled a random image posted in comment #3322227 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw im german
#9 to #7 - braindeadsixtynine [OP]
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(03/27/2012) [-]
mfw you're polish, american and german...
mfw you're polish, american and german...
#454 to #9 - qworta
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(03/28/2012) [-]
Yet his name is Nigjames...
#272 to #7 - perplexedshrub
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Comment Picture

#336 to #7 - srgDoughnut
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**srgDoughnut rolled a random image posted in comment #228 at Oh they mad ** mfw im a pony
User avatar #337 to #336 - srgDoughnut
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kony*?
#64 to #7 - InfernalOneShot
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**InfernalOneShot rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at Memories. ** mfw I'm French?
User avatar #340 to #64 - ilikezotz
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(03/28/2012) [-]
Its funny because french women dont shave
#305 to #64 - yesthatsme
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(03/28/2012) [-]
Did someone say "Klink?"
Grammar Nazi part not related, but that's the only pic I have of him.
#342 to #7 - floydrose
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(03/28/2012) [-]
You like Jews,

Don't you Hitler?
#410 to #342 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account**
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#559 to #7 - yankadoodleshit
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(03/28/2012) [-]
WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
#492 to #7 - errortroll
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You win forever.
User avatar #326 to #7 - NinjaPlease
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(03/28/2012) [-]
Even though he was Austrian, your comment is still so relevant, it's ridiculous.
#320 to #7 - uscjacob
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**uscjacob rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at This Cake Grants You Forgiveness ** my face when im equestrian
#316 to #7 - Wumbologist
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(03/28/2012) [-]
Holy ******* ****
pic related
User avatar #59 to #7 - icanflynow
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(03/27/2012) [-]
that was beautiful.
User avatar #18 to #7 - heartlessrobot
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(03/27/2012) [-]
This is the most epic roll ever.
#574 to #7 - iwillmurderyou
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**iwillmurderyou rolled a random image posted in comment #193 at Sounds About Right ** mfw I'm British
**iwillmurderyou rolled a random image posted in comment #193 at Sounds About Right ** mfw I'm British
#568 to #7 - horsee
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**horsee rolled a random image posted in comment #3064691 at FJ Pony Thread ** MFW im norwegian
#508 to #7 - lasomacintosh
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**lasomacintosh rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Art ** MFW I'm a tree
User avatar #485 to #7 - dtox
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MFW American
#486 to #485 - dtox
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Jesus christ, I forgot to roll, guess the stereotypes are true.
#399 to #7 - alirabhmp
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may be the best roll i have ever seen
#483 to #7 - apillow
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#456 to #7 - alexkaz
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**alexkaz rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Just something I made ** MFW I'm Russian
**alexkaz rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Just something I made ** MFW I'm Russian
#436 to #7 - shabobilui
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**shabobilui rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at YOU GON' GET GRAPED ** mfw im a pony.
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#419 to #7 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account**
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#404 to #7 - spudge
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#387 to #7 - sexayandiknowit
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#367 to #7 - FJisGAY
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**FJisGAY rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at I WILL PUT THIS IN YOUR BUTT ** MFW im Canadian
**FJisGAY rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at I WILL PUT THIS IN YOUR BUTT ** MFW im Canadian
#347 to #7 - aaronjzc
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**aaronjzc rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Creepy Pooh ** mfw I'm not a brony
#369 to #347 - anon id: bd600c4b
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you better just join the herd
#346 to #7 - aaronjzc
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#290 to #7 - koobzacc
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#285 to #7 - anon id: c17314f9
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Guessed **   
mfw british
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Guessed **
mfw british
#278 to #7 - patownslife
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#259 to #7 - anon id: 1dbafecf
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actually he's Austrian
#242 to #7 - ohiowildman
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#23 to #7 - anon id: c8f82c31
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Actually Hitler was born in Austria...

Epic roll anyways.
#416 to #23 - doctorlean **User deleted account**
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#12 to #7 - anon id: 0693ea2e
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why does this not have more thumbs!!!??
#488 to #7 - dtox
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**dtox rolled a random image posted in comment #324 at Welcome To The Internet ** (let's try this again)

MFW I'M AMERICAN.
#146 to #7 - vanoreo
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#222 to #7 - fegeltroll
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#6 to #5 - NigJames
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User avatar #26 - MenstruelSandwich
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(03/27/2012) [-]
Clearly it is the lyrics to a song...
WAKEUP!
czwixnostacz MAKE UP!
ssftragewleadx SHAKE UP!
wheiduleafduckiesonda TABLE!
#58 to #26 - alfrazzy
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(03/27/2012) [-]
Here you are
User avatar #27 to #26 - runeception
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system of a down?
User avatar #28 to #27 - MenstruelSandwich
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Very good, but do you know that know that one song from THPS?

Shskflalfjsdnm,xopzoaiwernrm!
JAAkfoejemalsfoeiaowiyeah!
Alasifiognelapsofieiabeiien!
Alskfnfeppawowpawoeirjtdl,apxf­in!
and take a shiiiit in connecticut!!!"
SCREAMER!
SCREAMER!
User avatar #29 to #28 - runeception
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(03/27/2012) [-]
im not that good :P
User avatar #31 to #30 - runeception
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haha, i would never have guessed that :D
#37 to #26 - braindeadsixtynine [OP]
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Serj approves your lyrics.
Serj approves your lyrics.
User avatar #45 to #37 - Serjical
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You called?
#209 - boothecrab
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**boothecrab rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at some men **
mfw im German

#235 to #209 - anon id: b4b573ae
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that commercial was shot at my school
User avatar #240 to #235 - lilkepi
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that kid was shot at my school
#296 to #240 - anon id: d1e61080
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were was tis at
User avatar #291 to #240 - boothecrab
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really? what was he doing?

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#181 - coopergrimm
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(03/27/2012) [-]
> Im polish
> Go to DMV
> Taken into scary room
> See scary doctor guy
> Starts talking in a language I can't understand
> Some guy is reading off a board
> My brother's name is on that board
> Doctor looks at me
> Comes over to me
> Licks lips
> I'm scared
> Yell for help, but no one hears me
> Doctor covers my naked body in mustard
> Doctor eats me
>MFW I'm a Polish Kielbasa
#213 to #181 - conorpadraic
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#38 - nikoxasylumz
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(03/27/2012) [-]
MFW Im 100% Polish but my name doesnt end in -ski or -wicz.
User avatar #54 to #38 - thejerseyjenn
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mine was changed to an english spelling but if it wasnt it would end in wicz --
instead it ends with vitch. guess my nickname -
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User avatar #73 to #38 - Turtleboner
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(03/27/2012) [-]
Gorecki here

#40 to #38 - bloodandiron
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(03/27/2012) [-]
Neither does mine.
> Pic related.49
#39 to #38 - saten
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(03/27/2012) [-]
MFW mine does
User avatar #42 to #39 - synapse
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Same here.
#46 to #42 - mallusus
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And here... -_-
User avatar #56 to #46 - MrChef
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Czerwinski here
#65 to #56 - gizmocube
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(03/27/2012) [-]
Dziewialtowski-Gintowt here
User avatar #81 to #65 - anomorphous
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(03/27/2012) [-]
Sieraski.
Apparently it's a bastardization of sierocy (orphan).
#49 to #39 - anon id: e324fc4c
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...Oleynikovicz
#1 - jeppem
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(03/27/2012) [-]
**jeppem rolls 77**
#2 to #1 - braindeadsixtynine [OP]
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You really did start the comments to this content with a high. Thank you sir.
#3 to #2 - jeppem
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Mfw i rolled dubs
#217 - musicdeviant
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**musicdeviant rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at Dat mask ** my face when I'm polish and actually know somebody with that last name.
User avatar #271 to #217 - pinkfloyd
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Theres no x in the polish alphabet
User avatar #435 - clingy
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**clingy rolls 394**
#466 to #435 - eiaisqzbsesb
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#455 to #435 - bazingatimelord **User deleted account**
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User avatar #437 to #435 - clingy
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turn to page 3 hundred ninety foh!
User avatar #482 to #437 - camerel
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explain for hte idiots out there please (me included)

User avatar #487 to #482 - clingy
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its ok, your not an idiot :) it's from harry potter: prisoner of azkaban... Snape substitutes for another teacher and says "turn to page 394" in a bery british and memorable way
User avatar #489 to #487 - clingy
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oh god... *you're
User avatar #495 to #489 - camerel
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well ok then... NEVER would have gotten the joke otherwise
#442 to #435 - pwnednoobcake
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User avatar #280 - thedauknight
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(03/28/2012) [-]
>Be Polish President
>Purchase 5000 septic tanks from U.S
>Attempt to invade Russia
>Tanks wont start
>Sudden realization of what they're used for...
>****.
#302 to #280 - ThatSucks
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#169 - rjgnal
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(03/27/2012) [-]
quick message to OP
#179 to #169 - anon id: 52bf3fa5
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yours is better green thumb for you sir