Choose 1. Not sure if repost but eh. Pick one!!!. MAKE AU GIRLS tmt OUTS l SUPER TO TOUR ETES ONLY YOU CAN TALK TO ANIMALS,. TOUR SENSE AESOME RENEE AS WELL NOT your awesome
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Not sure if repost but eh. Pick one!!!

MAKE AU GIRLS
tmt OUTS l
SUPER
TO TOUR ETES ONLY
YOU CAN TALK TO
ANIMALS,. TOUR SENSE
AESOME RENEE AS
WELL NOTHING ELSE
TOUR LUCK IN
MONEY INCREASES.
BUT LOVE ELUDES YOU
TOUR LIFESPAN
INCREASES :
NOTHING
ELSE
rou BECOME A
SUPER GENIUS,
BUT TOUR LI "SPAN
DECREASE BY 50%
YOU GET ONE CHANCE
TO CHANGE OI‘ -IE PART
OF YOUR BOOT
EVE RY MONTH, A
SATCHEL OF WEED
APPEARS IN YOUR
MAIL. YOU GAIN
NOTHING ELSE.
YOU CAN SEE PARTS
OF THE FUTURE,
BUT NO ONE WILL
EVER RELIEVE TOU
...
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Submitted: 03/27/2012
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User avatar #57 - FrannyDoubleA (03/27/2012) [-]
>Become super genius
>Discover ways to lengthen life
>use lengthened life to find other totems
>if not possible, make new totems for self
>use all totems
>be god
User avatar #49 - hargleblarg (03/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The ability to talk to animals would be great for a bank robbery. First, I get the shark to create a distraction outside the intended target, because hell, a shark in the middle of a city. Next I use a giraffe to help me enter the upper window, granting me access to the bank. Then I use an army of spiders to swarm around the guards ,causing the to freak the **** out (if some of them aren't afraid then I get the spiders to bite them, see you in hell bitches). Once done I bring in a colony of soldier ants to use their amazing ability to carry 10 times their own weight to pull open the vault door, then use that same weight to carry out all the gold and money I could ever want. As a getaway vehicle I use a pelican to carry the money and ants while using my own personal cheetah to ride into the sunset, police cars will never catch me.
#64 - soundofwinter (03/28/2012) [-]
Purple
#9 - ctate (03/27/2012) [-]
purple, I'd make myself taller
#76 - chillyourtits (03/28/2012) [-]
blue, use it to gamble
User avatar #54 - peppermd (03/27/2012) [-]
Green

#48 - houseofbrick (03/27/2012) [-]
Get the "All girls super-attractive" one, be the ultimate wingman.
#46 - cykocd ONLINE (03/27/2012) [-]
**cykocd rolled a random image posted in comment #3320956 at FJ Pony Thread ** im trannsexual, so i would ususlaly go for purple. But holy **** green takes the lie like no tomorow.
User avatar #38 - CPforPB (03/27/2012) [-]
green, then command animals to go steal me weed and drop it outside my house once a day
User avatar #34 - SlowpokeForever (03/27/2012) [-]
I pick the green one.
User avatar #33 - luxray (03/27/2012) [-]
green

#22 - xelihope (03/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Purple to permanently have my vision fixed to 20/20.
#25 to #22 - benjamins (03/27/2012) [-]
wtf dude?
User avatar #16 - snareplayar (03/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
purple increase brain power figure out how keep myself alive longer and like levitate and read minds and **** cause im super smart
User avatar #87 - toxicdisorder (03/28/2012) [-]
Green, being able to talk to animals would be cool as hell, along with having keener senses is awesome.
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User avatar #28 - demonfyre (03/27/2012) [-]
the purple one needs more details. your chest and stomach are parts of the body. toghether they form the torso, another body part. shin and thigh make leg which is also body part. if it follows those rules ill take a permanent athletic torso please
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