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#31 - CaptainObviious
Reply +614
(03/26/2012) [-]
>be 6 years old
>go to my private school kindergarten
>go to bathroom
>get wild idea
>put single sheet of toilet paper around my 6 year old penis
>pretend it was superman
>schoolmate walks in and see what I'm doing
>I excitedly tell him about it
>schoolmate finds it very amusing and funny
>word around class spreads
>everyone wants to see it including girl classmates
>charge other classmates 1 USD to see
>teacher notices commotion in bathroom
>get caught
>get in trouble
>mom of the original classmate that spread the word was pissed
>10 years later go by
>find out hot chick has a secret crush on me since that day in kindergarden
>original classmate declares himself gay
>MFW I turned someone gay when I was 6 and managed to seduce a 6 year old girl at the same time.
#455 to #31 - anon
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(03/27/2012) [-]
saw it on 4chan yesterday.
#441 to #31 - gangstermomma
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(03/27/2012) [-]
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#456 to #441 - MakiChan
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(03/27/2012) [-]
no
#439 to #31 - xxcxpxx
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(03/27/2012) [-]
that was hilarious
#438 to #31 - calsamurai
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(03/27/2012) [-]
#434 to #31 - jmrking **User deleted account**
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#415 to #31 - Digitalphear
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(03/26/2012) [-]
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Well done


#245 to #31 - revanthewin
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(03/26/2012) [-]
>be 5, minding my own business in class
>some kid says that superman's in the bathroom
>get exited, pay my lunch money to see
>it's just some kid with a paper towel on his dick
>confused and disappointed
>teacher comes in
>kid gets in trouble
>at home, have sex talk with parents while only 5
>they do a ****** job
>10 years later
>guy I've had a crush on since kindergarden comes out
>MFW I was scarred for life, lost a dollar, and didn't get to get the guy I liked, all because of one duchebag 6 year old

#459 to #245 - CaptainObviious
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(03/28/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie... This actually happened from another girl classmate's perspective. We're good friends till this day and still have a good laugh about it.
#460 to #459 - revanthewin
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(03/28/2012) [-]
Hopefully not the part about the ****** sex talk too. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Especially since my mom was a whacko religious type of person. My dad did tell me how sex actually works a week later, but I'll never forget my mom bitching about how I'd burn in hell if I had sex before marriage.
Hopefully not the part about the ****** sex talk too. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Especially since my mom was a whacko religious type of person. My dad did tell me how sex actually works a week later, but I'll never forget my mom bitching about how I'd burn in hell if I had sex before marriage.
#461 to #460 - CaptainObviious
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(03/28/2012) [-]
Yet that too. I failed to mention the private school I was attending at the time was also ironically a Catholic private school. So most moms were shell-shocked because they didn't know how to approach their children on the matter. I didn't give a **** because I was simply having a jolly good time.

But my parents were pretty cool about it, and simply told me not to do it again and bought me ice cream.
#462 to #461 - revanthewin
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(03/28/2012) [-]
Wow, you show your junk to a bunch of 5 and 6 year olds and get ice cream? You've got some sweet parents.
#463 to #462 - CaptainObviious
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(03/28/2012) [-]
Fancy that huh? I've never been a kid that's always causing trouble for my parents or anyone else (other than this little incident). They've always been understanding of things. So guess I got lucky there.
#198 to #31 - nogoodnameleft
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#182 to #116 - anon
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(03/26/2012) [-]
*too

GOD, it's not that ******* difficult.
It's not.
#57 to #31 - nephrithotroll
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(03/26/2012) [-]
did someone said seduce a 6 year old?
#290 to #57 - anon
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(03/26/2012) [-]
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#38 to #31 - icedmantwo
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(03/26/2012) [-]
good job you got whatever bitches you want   
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good job you got whatever bitches you want
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