The Memory. The things you do when you're young.... 9 year old me OMG girl look haw out those befall player Pushtu That' s nothing! Why go far the skinny guy wh The Memory things you do when you're young 9 year old me OMG girl look haw out those befall player Pushtu That' s nothing! Why go far the skinny guy wh
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The Memory. The things you do when you're young.... 9 year old me OMG girl look haw out those befall player Pushtu That' s nothing! Why go far the skinny guy wh

The things you do when you're young...

9 year old me
OMG girl look
haw out those
befall player
Pushtu That' s
nothing! Why go
far the skinny
guy when there
is so much you
can do with a
Look! When I press
the folds together
it looks like a
butt! See haw my
belly button look
Ind check out the
on this
nad boy! Endless
fun far days!!!
Older girls I had a crush on
They are so hot!
Present clay
...
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#31 - CaptainObviious
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>be 6 years old
>go to my private school kindergarten
>go to bathroom
>get wild idea
>put single sheet of toilet paper around my 6 year old penis
>pretend it was superman
>schoolmate walks in and see what I'm doing
>I excitedly tell him about it
>schoolmate finds it very amusing and funny
>word around class spreads
>everyone wants to see it including girl classmates
>charge other classmates 1 USD to see
>teacher notices commotion in bathroom
>get caught
>get in trouble
>mom of the original classmate that spread the word was pissed
>10 years later go by
>find out hot chick has a secret crush on me since that day in kindergarden
>original classmate declares himself gay
>MFW I turned someone gay when I was 6 and managed to seduce a 6 year old girl at the same time.
#441 to #31 - gangstermomma
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User avatar #456 to #441 - MakiChan
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no
#198 to #31 - nogoodnameleft
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#455 to #31 - anon id: b7a2719c
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saw it on 4chan yesterday.
User avatar #439 to #31 - xxcxpxx
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that was hilarious
#116 to #31 - nogoodnameleft
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#182 to #116 - anon id: cec1d1bd
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*too

GOD, it's not that ******* difficult.
It's not.
#156 to #31 - valrog **User deleted account**
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#434 to #31 - jmrking **User deleted account**
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#415 to #31 - Digitalphear
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Well done


#438 to #31 - calsamurai
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#38 to #31 - icedmantwo
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good job you got whatever bitches you want   
gif related
good job you got whatever bitches you want
gif related
#245 to #31 - revanthewin
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>be 5, minding my own business in class
>some kid says that superman's in the bathroom
>get exited, pay my lunch money to see
>it's just some kid with a paper towel on his dick
>confused and disappointed
>teacher comes in
>kid gets in trouble
>at home, have sex talk with parents while only 5
>they do a ****** job
>10 years later
>guy I've had a crush on since kindergarden comes out
>MFW I was scarred for life, lost a dollar, and didn't get to get the guy I liked, all because of one duchebag 6 year old

User avatar #459 to #245 - CaptainObviious
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I'm not gonna lie... This actually happened from another girl classmate's perspective. We're good friends till this day and still have a good laugh about it.
#460 to #459 - revanthewin
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Hopefully not the part about the ****** sex talk too. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Especially since my mom was a whacko religious type of person. My dad did tell me how sex actually works a week later, but I'll never forget my mom bitching about how I'd burn in hell if I had sex before marriage.
Hopefully not the part about the ****** sex talk too. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Especially since my mom was a whacko religious type of person. My dad did tell me how sex actually works a week later, but I'll never forget my mom bitching about how I'd burn in hell if I had sex before marriage.
User avatar #461 to #460 - CaptainObviious
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Yet that too. I failed to mention the private school I was attending at the time was also ironically a Catholic private school. So most moms were shell-shocked because they didn't know how to approach their children on the matter. I didn't give a **** because I was simply having a jolly good time.

But my parents were pretty cool about it, and simply told me not to do it again and bought me ice cream.
User avatar #462 to #461 - revanthewin
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Wow, you show your junk to a bunch of 5 and 6 year olds and get ice cream? You've got some sweet parents.
User avatar #463 to #462 - CaptainObviious
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Fancy that huh? I've never been a kid that's always causing trouble for my parents or anyone else (other than this little incident). They've always been understanding of things. So guess I got lucky there.
#57 to #31 - nephrithotroll
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did someone said seduce a 6 year old?
#267 to #57 - suicidalshark **User deleted account**
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#290 to #57 - anon id: 00c3a264
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#35 - cjsixtyseven
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>Be me
>11
>Fat as hell
>Go up to 14 year old girl (neighbor)
>Pull down my pants
>"Do i have a penis? My fats in the way!"
>I really couldn't see my junk
>i have little pee wee
>the laugh
>They walk off laughing at me
>Never get answer
>now
>skinny as ****
>Only been skinny for a year
>Ive only known ive had a penis for a year
>MFW when i saw it
#50 to #35 - anon id: 6d46f8ae
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i nearly choked to death on noodles, you ******* hilarious cunt.
#80 to #35 - sebbiechan
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Oh god. That was hilarious.
Oh god. That was hilarious.
#282 to #35 - kisman
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#286 to #35 - grimmwaters
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I want more..
Of whatever that was..
#83 to #35 - holololland
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#311 to #83 - anon id: 00c3a264
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Look in a mirror
#37 to #35 - icedmantwo
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>be normal weight all my life
>till im 8
>rest of my life till now im dangerously underweight
>have GF
>go for sexytime for the first time
>start off with her on top so its easy to get in
>to it like that for a little while
>roll over so im on top
>finish like that
>she complains my skinny ass hips were hurting her
>every time since then she is on top
mfw

also your post made me lol hardcore
#13 - martiini
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(03/25/2012) [-]
< You.
< You.
#39 to #13 - thisnamefits
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I always forget the name of that movie! Please enlight me!

inb4 "you're a ********"
#41 to #39 - BigSammy
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(03/26/2012) [-]
The Goonies.
User avatar #40 to #39 - revach
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The Goonies
#45 - sonicdiarrhea
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*fixd
User avatar #180 to #45 - seanessytheking [OP]
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Win for sonicdiarrhea.
#56 to #45 - sutrakama
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**fixed
User avatar #181 to #56 - seanessytheking [OP]
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Epic win for sutrakama!!! XD Lol
#4 - shadowrated
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Everytime i look at my crush
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#24 to #4 - enragedanon
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Crap, I didn't realize how obvious that move was.
#16 to #4 - retributionthepimp
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(03/26/2012) [-]
your crush?
#15 to #4 - nippuhl
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By any chance is this your crush?
#17 to #15 - shadowrated
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yup lol, this chick also
#72 - Nickdowgg
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one day, someone will roll this and they will wonder what the **** was going on
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#82 to #72 - MaDxCHRoNiiKz
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**MaDxCHRoNiiKz rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at Those weird dreams, amirite? **
#90 to #72 - SaucyBoy
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#120 to #72 - seekay
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**seekay rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at assassins creed logic **
#126 to #72 - BabyPainter
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**BabyPainter rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Mother Of Depp ** Show me potato salad!
#104 to #72 - anon id: 12b46aca
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #344 at Who's That Pokemon??? ** kinda related
#452 to #104 - trollzorr
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#118 to #72 - anon id: a111e5b7
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*roll image*
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User avatar #178 to #72 - seanessytheking [OP]
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I would love to see their facial expression XD
#293 to #72 - miniroll
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**miniroll rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Hercules Muses **   
   
whoever rolls it is gonna get like infinite thumbs :D
**miniroll rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Hercules Muses **

whoever rolls it is gonna get like infinite thumbs :D
#79 to #72 - flylow
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**flylow rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at My little humans ** pic related
#75 to #72 - Grimmis
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**Grimmis rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at they said ** i'll take my chances now
#84 to #75 - anon id: a5f33e6a
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2968079 at FJ Pony Thread **   
show me the fat kid!
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2968079 at FJ Pony Thread **
show me the fat kid!
#91 to #84 - fooljamable
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**fooljamable rolled a random image posted in comment #196 at foul bachelor frog comp ** guy above me nice roll btw
#106 to #72 - trollzorr
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**trollzorr rolled a random image posted in comment #3245994 at FJ Pony Thread ** I regret nothing
**trollzorr rolled a random image posted in comment #3245994 at FJ Pony Thread ** I regret nothing
#60 - gorden
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>be 12
>older girls in school are pretty hot, and they try to annoy me trough kissing me
> i like the kissing from 6 girls but always say : No NO NOOOO so they think i dont like it and they wont stop
> 3 girls hold legs and arms, 3 girls kiss me
> get my arm out of her stock
> i touch hottest girls boobs, shes like
>DAFUUUQ
> the girls tell everyone in school
> older boys ask me all the time how the boobs feel
>mfw i touched boobs and get kissed by 3 girls at the same time
#179 to #60 - gorden
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nobody says TL;DR? or: Cool Story, bro   
wtf   
i love you guys   
&gt;pic kinda related
nobody says TL;DR? or: Cool Story, bro
wtf
i love you guys
>pic kinda related
#96 to #60 - tunotoo
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#108 to #60 - keither
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#61 to #60 - guiguito
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#94 - pedobearseviltwin
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>be 4 or 5
>Go to the toilet
>Accidentally poop on toilet seat
>Trying to cover up for my mistake
>Pick up turd with toilet paper
>Start spreading it across the stall walls
>Thought if i spread it out enough it would just dissappear
<MFW I remember all this now
#145 - deeznutss
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&gt;Be at school   
&gt;Chilling with friends   
&gt;Ultra fat girl that thinks shes hot **** starts flirting with a friend of mine   
&gt;Have to save friend   
&gt;Tell her we have to leave soon   
&gt;She gets mad   
&gt;Says we arn't worth her time anyways   
&gt;Pretends to drop her pencil   
&gt;Bends down putting her fat ass in front of us   
&lt;MFW
>Be at school
>Chilling with friends
>Ultra fat girl that thinks shes hot **** starts flirting with a friend of mine
>Have to save friend
>Tell her we have to leave soon
>She gets mad
>Says we arn't worth her time anyways
>Pretends to drop her pencil
>Bends down putting her fat ass in front of us
<MFW
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User avatar #157 to #145 - burlymanbeast
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same thing happened to me except the girl was doing cartwheels. yes CARTWHEELS i'm still scared by it too.
#18 - nnoit
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<op
#47 to #18 - sonicdiarrhea
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