The Memory. The things you do when you're young.... 9 year old me OMG girl look haw out those befall player Pushtu That' s nothing! Why go far the skinny guy wh
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The Memory. The things you do when you're young.... 9 year old me OMG girl look haw out those befall player Pushtu That' s nothing! Why go far the skinny guy wh

The things you do when you're young...

9 year old me
OMG girl look
haw out those
befall player
Pushtu That' s
nothing! Why go
far the skinny
guy when there
is so much you
can do with a
Look! When I press
the folds together
it looks like a
butt! See haw my
belly button look
Ind check out the
on this
nad boy! Endless
fun far days!!!
Older girls I had a crush on
They are so hot!
Present clay
...
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#31 - CaptainObviious (03/26/2012) [-]
>be 6 years old
>go to my private school kindergarten
>go to bathroom
>get wild idea
>put single sheet of toilet paper around my 6 year old penis
>pretend it was superman
>schoolmate walks in and see what I'm doing
>I excitedly tell him about it
>schoolmate finds it very amusing and funny
>word around class spreads
>everyone wants to see it including girl classmates
>charge other classmates 1 USD to see
>teacher notices commotion in bathroom
>get caught
>get in trouble
>mom of the original classmate that spread the word was pissed
>10 years later go by
>find out hot chick has a secret crush on me since that day in kindergarden
>original classmate declares himself gay
>MFW I turned someone gay when I was 6 and managed to seduce a 6 year old girl at the same time.
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User avatar #456 to #441 - MakiChan (03/27/2012) [-]
no
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#198 to #31 - nogoodnameleft has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #439 to #31 - xxcxpxx (03/27/2012) [-]
that was hilarious
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#116 to #31 - nogoodnameleft has deleted their comment [-]
#182 to #116 - anon (03/26/2012) [-]
*too

GOD, it's not that ******* difficult.
It's not.
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#156 to #31 - valrog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#455 to #31 - anon (03/27/2012) [-]
saw it on 4chan yesterday.
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#434 to #31 - jmrking **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#38 to #31 - icedmantwo (03/26/2012) [-]
good job you got whatever bitches you want   
gif related
good job you got whatever bitches you want
gif related
#415 to #31 - Digitalphear (03/26/2012) [-]
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Well done


#57 to #31 - nephrithotroll (03/26/2012) [-]
did someone said seduce a 6 year old?
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#290 to #57 - anon (03/26/2012) [-]
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#245 to #31 - revanthewin (03/26/2012) [-]
>be 5, minding my own business in class
>some kid says that superman's in the bathroom
>get exited, pay my lunch money to see
>it's just some kid with a paper towel on his dick
>confused and disappointed
>teacher comes in
>kid gets in trouble
>at home, have sex talk with parents while only 5
>they do a ****** job
>10 years later
>guy I've had a crush on since kindergarden comes out
>MFW I was scarred for life, lost a dollar, and didn't get to get the guy I liked, all because of one duchebag 6 year old

User avatar #459 to #245 - CaptainObviious (03/28/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie... This actually happened from another girl classmate's perspective. We're good friends till this day and still have a good laugh about it.
#460 to #459 - revanthewin (03/28/2012) [-]
Hopefully not the part about the 			******		 sex talk too. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Especially since my mom was a whacko religious type of person. My dad did tell me how sex actually works a week later, but I'll never forget my mom bitching about how I'd burn in hell if I had sex before marriage.
Hopefully not the part about the ****** sex talk too. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Especially since my mom was a whacko religious type of person. My dad did tell me how sex actually works a week later, but I'll never forget my mom bitching about how I'd burn in hell if I had sex before marriage.
User avatar #461 to #460 - CaptainObviious (03/28/2012) [-]
Yet that too. I failed to mention the private school I was attending at the time was also ironically a Catholic private school. So most moms were shell-shocked because they didn't know how to approach their children on the matter. I didn't give a **** because I was simply having a jolly good time.

But my parents were pretty cool about it, and simply told me not to do it again and bought me ice cream.
User avatar #462 to #461 - revanthewin (03/28/2012) [-]
Wow, you show your junk to a bunch of 5 and 6 year olds and get ice cream? You've got some sweet parents.
User avatar #463 to #462 - CaptainObviious (03/28/2012) [-]
Fancy that huh? I've never been a kid that's always causing trouble for my parents or anyone else (other than this little incident). They've always been understanding of things. So guess I got lucky there.
#94 - pedobearseviltwin (03/26/2012) [-]
>be 4 or 5
>Go to the toilet
>Accidentally poop on toilet seat
>Trying to cover up for my mistake
>Pick up turd with toilet paper
>Start spreading it across the stall walls
>Thought if i spread it out enough it would just dissappear
<MFW I remember all this now
#35 - cjsixtyseven (03/26/2012) [-]
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>Be me
>11
>Fat as hell
>Go up to 14 year old girl (neighbor)
>Pull down my pants
>"Do i have a penis? My fats in the way!"
>I really couldn't see my junk
>i have little pee wee
>the laugh
>They walk off laughing at me
>Never get answer
>now
>skinny as ****
>Only been skinny for a year
>Ive only known ive had a penis for a year
>MFW when i saw it
#80 to #35 - sebbiechan (03/26/2012) [-]
Oh god. That was hilarious.
Oh god. That was hilarious.
#282 to #35 - kisman ONLINE (03/26/2012) [-]
#286 to #35 - grimmwaters (03/26/2012) [-]
I want more..
Of whatever that was..
#311 to #83 - anon (03/26/2012) [-]
Look in a mirror
#50 to #35 - anon (03/26/2012) [-]
i nearly choked to death on noodles, you ******* hilarious cunt.
#37 to #35 - icedmantwo (03/26/2012) [-]
>be normal weight all my life
>till im 8
>rest of my life till now im dangerously underweight
>have GF
>go for sexytime for the first time
>start off with her on top so its easy to get in
>to it like that for a little while
>roll over so im on top
>finish like that
>she complains my skinny ass hips were hurting her
>every time since then she is on top
mfw

also your post made me lol hardcore
#13 - martiini (03/25/2012) [-]
&lt; You.
< You.
#39 to #13 - thisnamefits (03/26/2012) [-]
I always forget the name of that movie! Please enlight me!

inb4 "you're a ******** "
#41 to #39 - BigSammy (03/26/2012) [-]
The Goonies.
User avatar #40 to #39 - revach (03/26/2012) [-]
The Goonies
#145 - deeznutss (03/26/2012) [-]
&gt;Be at school   
&gt;Chilling with friends   
&gt;Ultra fat girl that thinks shes hot 			****		 starts flirting with a friend of mine   
&gt;Have to save friend   
&gt;Tell her we have to leave soon   
&gt;She gets mad   
&gt;Says we arn't worth her time anyways   
&gt;Pretends to drop her pencil   
&gt;Bends down putting her fat ass in front of us   
&lt;MFW
>Be at school
>Chilling with friends
>Ultra fat girl that thinks shes hot **** starts flirting with a friend of mine
>Have to save friend
>Tell her we have to leave soon
>She gets mad
>Says we arn't worth her time anyways
>Pretends to drop her pencil
>Bends down putting her fat ass in front of us
<MFW
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User avatar #157 to #145 - burlymanbeast (03/26/2012) [-]
same thing happened to me except the girl was doing cartwheels. yes CARTWHEELS i'm still scared by it too.
#72 - Nickdowgg (03/26/2012) [-]
one day, someone will roll this and they will wonder what the **** was going on
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#118 to #72 - anon (03/26/2012) [-]
*roll image*
#120 to #72 - seekay (03/26/2012) [-]
**seekay rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at assassins creed logic **
#126 to #72 - BabyPainter (03/26/2012) [-]
**BabyPainter rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Mother Of Depp ** Show me potato salad!
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User avatar #178 to #72 - seanessytheking (03/26/2012) [-]
I would love to see their facial expression XD
#293 to #72 - miniroll (03/26/2012) [-]
**miniroll rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Hercules Muses **   
   
whoever rolls it is gonna get like infinite thumbs :D
**miniroll rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Hercules Muses **

whoever rolls it is gonna get like infinite thumbs :D
#82 to #72 - MaDxCHRoNiiKz (03/26/2012) [-]
**MaDxCHRoNiiKz rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at Those weird dreams, amirite? **
#79 to #72 - flylow (03/26/2012) [-]
**flylow rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at My little humans ** pic related
#104 to #72 - anon (03/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #344 at Who's That Pokemon??? ** kinda related
#75 to #72 - Grimmis (03/26/2012) [-]
**Grimmis rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at they said ** i'll take my chances now
#84 to #75 - anon (03/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2968079 at FJ Pony Thread **   
show me the fat kid!
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2968079 at FJ Pony Thread **
show me the fat kid!
#91 to #84 - fooljamable (03/26/2012) [-]
**fooljamable rolled a random image posted in comment #196 at foul bachelor frog comp ** guy above me nice roll btw
#106 to #72 - trollzorr (03/26/2012) [-]
**trollzorr rolled a random image posted in comment #3245994 at FJ Pony Thread ** I regret nothing
**trollzorr rolled a random image posted in comment #3245994 at FJ Pony Thread ** I regret nothing
#97 - underthefilth (03/26/2012) [-]
**underthefilth rolled a random image posted in comment #3366594 at FJ Pony Thread **
#45 - sonicdiarrhea (03/26/2012) [-]
*fixd
User avatar #180 to #45 - seanessytheking (03/26/2012) [-]
Win for sonicdiarrhea.
#56 to #45 - sutrakama (03/26/2012) [-]
**fixed
User avatar #181 to #56 - seanessytheking (03/26/2012) [-]
Epic win for sutrakama!!! XD Lol
#18 - nnoit (03/26/2012) [-]
<op
#100 - lolzan (03/26/2012) [-]
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#85 - doodnotheface (03/26/2012) [-]
>me
>walk up to one of the oldest girls in primary school at the time
>"hey baby"
>she runs up to teacher
>"he called me a baby!"



#4 - shadowrated (03/25/2012) [-]
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Everytime i look at my crush
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#16 to #4 - retributionthepimp (03/26/2012) [-]
your crush?
#15 to #4 - nippuhl (03/26/2012) [-]
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By any chance is this your crush?
#17 to #15 - shadowrated (03/26/2012) [-]
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yup lol, this chick also
#24 to #4 - enragedanon (03/26/2012) [-]
Crap, I didn't realize how obvious that move was.
#212 - BadMarine (03/26/2012) [-]
**BadMarine rolls 223** Triples Nerple
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User avatar #218 to #212 - delpretzel (03/26/2012) [-]
**delpretzel rolls 1** minus this
#221 to #220 - BadMarine (03/26/2012) [-]
Thank you kind sir
User avatar #223 to #221 - delpretzel (03/26/2012) [-]
we just ******* won that ****
#222 - sirpsychosexy (03/26/2012) [-]
reminds me of...
reminds me of...
#60 - gorden (03/26/2012) [-]
>be 12
>older girls in school are pretty hot, and they try to annoy me trough kissing me
> i like the kissing from 6 girls but always say : No NO NOOOO so they think i dont like it and they wont stop
> 3 girls hold legs and arms, 3 girls kiss me
> get my arm out of her stock
> i touch hottest girls boobs, shes like
>DAFUUUQ
> the girls tell everyone in school
> older boys ask me all the time how the boobs feel
>mfw i touched boobs and get kissed by 3 girls at the same time
#179 to #60 - gorden (03/26/2012) [-]
nobody says TL;DR? or: Cool Story, bro   
wtf   
i love you guys   
&gt;pic kinda related
nobody says TL;DR? or: Cool Story, bro
wtf
i love you guys
>pic kinda related
#96 to #60 - tunotoo (03/26/2012) [-]
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#61 to #60 - guiguito ONLINE (03/26/2012) [-]
#71 - certifiedidiot (03/26/2012) [-]
And that's how I met your mother, kids.
#5 - shadowrated (03/25/2012) [-]
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Pic related
#165 - harislayer (03/26/2012) [-]
9 year old you is 19 year old me when drunk (and I'm pretty sure I'm not alone on this).

Not trying to be badass.
User avatar #183 to #165 - shitshitshit (03/26/2012) [-]
WHY DO YOU DRINK THEN?!?
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