video games in a different light. what about Halo? I think ehs a pretty cool guy. eh shoots aliens and doesn't afraid of anything. In Skyrim you' re h' psychoti
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video games in a different light

video games in a different light. what about Halo? I think ehs a pretty cool guy. eh shoots aliens and doesn't afraid of anything. In Skyrim you' re h' psychoti

what about Halo? I think ehs a pretty cool guy. eh shoots aliens and doesn't afraid of anything

In Skyrim you' re h'
psychotic mass murderer
who doesn' t have any
cave, fort or ruin until
every last living thing
inside is dead.
In Call of Duty you' re the
literal god of war, slaying
thousands of enemies,
healing from bullet
wounds in seconds and
resurrecting after death.
In Super Mario you' re ye)
vengeful plumber
destroying the homes of
countless meandering
creatures because your
girlfriend left you for ,
turtle.
In Portal you' re an
insolent, unstable
lab rat insistent on
disrupting perfectly
good science.
In Grand Theft Auto you' re the
most violent criminal in the
history of the world who can
never die in intensive care and
who keeps paying the police to
let him out with all his weapons.
In The Legend of Zelda you' re a
delusional adventurer who
thinks the best way to save the
world is to break people' s pots",
hack up their l! , and
In Uncharted you' re a racist
murderer who will kill entire
countries worth of brown
people so that you can get
to a lost ancient city you will
then proceed to destroy.
In Pokemon you' re a
sadist who enslaves
local wildlife !lla. t' l' i' .
forces them to fight
each other for '
ment and cash.
In Saints Row you' re a kind-
hearted buffoon who goes
around brightening people' s
days as you run around
topless while beating gang
members with a giant dildo bat.
In Mass Effect you' re a
dirtbag who thinks the
salvation of the galaxy is
found inside each of your
crew member' s pants,
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#195 - mahnamesjakers (03/26/2012) [-]
Fixed.
#228 - zaggystirdust (03/26/2012) [-]
In Halo you're a cold-hearted killing machine that slaughters alien races for practicing their religious believes and keeps them from achieving their goal of enlightenment .
#259 to #228 - megatrondecepticon (03/26/2012) [-]
**** yeah, Halo!

(Pic is my Spartan armor in reach)
#267 to #259 - anon (03/26/2012) [-]
This is mine.
#252 to #228 - anon (03/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #237 to #228 - ghio (03/26/2012) [-]
which kills the entire universe....
#447 to #237 - anon (03/26/2012) [-]
*cough* galaxy *cough*
User avatar #454 to #447 - ghio (03/26/2012) [-]
The universe revolves around me. If i die, it dies. You should also get that cough checked.
#125 - tastycupcakes (03/26/2012) [-]
In minecraft...
#296 - captainrattrap ONLINE (03/26/2012) [-]
>Be me, blind.
>Minding own business underground
>Hear sudden noise behind you
>Whole family dead
>Ears ripped off
>I'M the vile savage
>>MFW
User avatar #341 to #296 - potatotown (03/26/2012) [-]
goddamn, that one level where you are underground and there are those robot spider things, then there are the falmors, at first they were easy, but then there is that one spot where theres like 4 of them, and theyre all wizards or mages or whatever, they are using magic and i just cannot ******* kill them
User avatar #343 to #341 - captainrattrap ONLINE (03/26/2012) [-]
You mean all dwarven ruins?
User avatar #345 to #343 - potatotown (03/26/2012) [-]
yes, oh my god, i got so pissed off at that, you know, in the room with the oil on the ground that you can ignite and over by the wall there are a bunch of mushrooms and plants drying
User avatar #346 to #345 - captainrattrap ONLINE (03/26/2012) [-]
The one with the random ore mine that you can easily overlook?

How about that one spot where a bunch of bandits are guarding a random fort with an alchemy table and an enchanter?
User avatar #349 to #346 - potatotown (03/26/2012) [-]
i think so, or when you're beneath that town and you reach this room and there are like 20 guys and if you attack one of the guys they all go ******* and you can go hide in one one of the prison cells or something
User avatar #352 to #349 - captainrattrap ONLINE (03/26/2012) [-]
have you been to that place outside where there is one of those big birds with scales that blow their minty breath at you and then there's a wall where you learn how to blow minty breath too?
#629 to #584 - captainrattrap ONLINE (03/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #303 to #296 - Mecryte (03/26/2012) [-]
To be fair, I at least wait for them to take the first swing, then I murder everyone.
User avatar #305 to #296 - hundrings (03/26/2012) [-]
the first time I saw a falmer, I was like "holy **** , what is that thing?!" I kinda freaked out for a bit there, but came to, and killed the bastard. they are super creepy.
User avatar #306 to #305 - captainrattrap ONLINE (03/26/2012) [-]
I read about them in the loading screen long before I ever encountered one. I anticipated a worthy foe.

Sorry about that triple post, fj was ******* up for me.
#101 - tehfrogg (03/26/2012) [-]
<MFW "a racist murderer who will kill entire countries of brown people"
#7 - jimboismynameo (03/25/2012) [-]
yeah those are all pretty much true........so?
#416 to #7 - anon (03/26/2012) [-]
The point is to play your video games in these perspectives to make them more enjoyable. I don't why this post dissatisfies you.
#8 to #7 - wilburn (03/25/2012) [-]
Are you going to finish that drink sir?
#9 to #8 - jimboismynameo (03/25/2012) [-]
indeed

find your own beverage old chap
#10 to #9 - wilburn (03/25/2012) [-]
Hand it over!
#11 to #10 - jimboismynameo (03/25/2012) [-]
now sir there is no need to for such violence i will fetch us another glass and we shall share a toast
#14 to #11 - wilburn (03/25/2012) [-]
....no
#22 to #14 - raphyduffy ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
> Being a glass of champagne
> Minding my own buisness being drink
> Some guy come thinkinh i'm pee
> MFW

(I made some other tries but my photoshop lvl is pretty low...)
User avatar #55 to #22 - jimboismynameo (03/25/2012) [-]
its awesome all the same

lol'd
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User avatar #489 to #455 - llamawish (03/26/2012) [-]
Alternatively if you know the plot behind it
"You are a pawn who a guy who was raised as a girl uses as tinder to keep a fire going so he can do what he wants."
User avatar #497 to #489 - natanhiel (03/26/2012) [-]
But you kill that guy. Easily.
User avatar #501 to #497 - llamawish (03/26/2012) [-]
Yeah but its not necessary to kill him. Also he is the one that Frampt is working for and why Frampt tells you you need to link the fire so even if you do kill him your still carrying through with what he wanted you to do, even if he is dead.
User avatar #631 to #501 - natanhiel (03/26/2012) [-]
I didn't link the fires, I became the Lord.
User avatar #67 - bossdelainternet (03/25/2012) [-]
I think skyrim is a pretty cool guy, eh kills dragons and doesn't afraid of anything.
User avatar #68 to #67 - MotorstormLegend (03/25/2012) [-]
My god, are you THAT stupid?
You're worse than those retards who call Link "Zelda"
User avatar #70 to #68 - bossdelainternet (03/25/2012) [-]
well it's official...this meme is officially dead :(
knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy
User avatar #385 to #70 - sirgawain ONLINE (03/26/2012) [-]
I think Pretty Cool Guy is a pretty cool guy. Eh angers newfags and doesn't afraid of anything.
User avatar #347 to #70 - darkfuzion (03/26/2012) [-]
I will never let it die. NEVER!
#76 to #68 - xlrussianlx (03/25/2012) [-]
how is he stupid?
#85 - anon (03/25/2012) [-]
In Team Fortress 2 hats
In Team Fortress 2 hats
#86 to #85 - wanroo (03/25/2012) [-]
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#17 - CargeLock (03/25/2012) [-]
Don't let the soccer moms see this content.
#12 - dingojohn (03/25/2012) [-]
In GTA San Andreas, you're an average 			******
In GTA San Andreas, you're an average ******
User avatar #48 to #12 - coophomie (03/25/2012) [-]
Lmao, there's another caption for that gif
"It's pinned to, MY SCROTUM!
#50 to #48 - dingojohn (03/25/2012) [-]
Somewhere, some genious is making these, and thus making my day !
Somewhere, some genious is making these, and thus making my day !
#52 to #50 - coophomie (03/25/2012) [-]
That one is great!
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#240 - elation (03/26/2012) [-]
I prefer to play Ass Effect 3
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User avatar #162 to #156 - eatsyououtlongtime (03/26/2012) [-]
i just beat the game
User avatar #168 to #156 - willzilla (03/26/2012) [-]
Hell no haha, i let the super mutant do it
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#185 to #168 - demonthefox (03/26/2012) [-]
He told me "its my fate to take" or some **** >=l
#174 to #156 - anon (03/26/2012) [-]
I am thinking of getting fallout new vegas (I have never played any of them) Because i am a fan of Bethesda games is it worth it?
I figured i would ask you since you posted a fallout 3 picture
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User avatar #198 to #177 - ocelots (03/26/2012) [-]
GREETINGS, SERGEANT SPOILER. YOU RANG ME UP?
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User avatar #637 to #335 - ocelots (03/28/2012) [-]
^i have it
#182 to #177 - anon (03/26/2012) [-]
The only thing i think will make me not enjoy is that i like exploring and i hear it is easy to get lost in the desert
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#193 to #188 - anon (03/26/2012) [-]
Thanks i am gonna go pick it up tommorow
I have played all of the TES games, but never any of the fallouts i think it will be fun
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User avatar #191 to #182 - balleronabudget (03/26/2012) [-]
as long as you know how to check the map youre good
#165 to #156 - dickorcock (03/26/2012) [-]
Vault 101 is a pretty cool guy. eh fights teh Enclave and doesn't afraid of anything.
#437 - sussninja (03/26/2012) [-]
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#354 - securitynerd (03/26/2012) [-]
tetris. You stack blocks and then they disappear
User avatar #356 to #354 - Kibaxyru (03/26/2012) [-]
In tetris you are disgruntled and disoriented construction worker who finds that every time he finishes a line in the wall he's making the bricks disappear.
User avatar #366 to #354 - Residentpudding ONLINE (03/26/2012) [-]
In Tetris, mistakes stack up and accomplishments dissappear.
#457 - TheLostProphet (03/26/2012) [-]
******** . You never **** with the chickens.
#337 - hauntzor (03/26/2012) [-]
In the Wario games, you play as a sleazy, overweight asshole who can only fill the empty hole in his heart by raiding countless temples, pirate ships and forests using nothing but his drunken, garlic-fueled brawn. He then returns home to his castle he bought with his plunderings, where he cries himself to sleep.
#422 - Drfish (03/26/2012) [-]
Made me chuckle quite a bit thanks bro id sure like more...
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