Bring on the Zombies. Come at me, bro... How do you load it?
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#43 - mattymattwithahat (03/25/2012) [-]
How do you load it?
User avatar #49 to #43 - deadlegend (03/25/2012) [-]
You could design one with a horizontal clip, but the way most pistols work would make this difficult.
User avatar #44 to #43 - xtrmbragnrytz (03/25/2012) [-]
it's a 1 bullet system, you pull the slide back, push the bullet in, then you can fire... the gun part is more of a last ditch effort sort of thing.
User avatar #45 to #44 - paelaer (03/25/2012) [-]
Doesn't that defeat the purpose?
You never want to go into melee when dealing with the undead.
#82 to #45 - rameranova (03/26/2012) [-]
blades don't need reloading
#47 to #45 - Rascal (03/25/2012) [-]
dead island
User avatar #60 to #47 - elitetroll (03/26/2012) [-]
in Dead Island, the heroes didnt have to worry, they was immune
#53 - boogerfart (03/26/2012) [-]
Lot's of people's comments in this thread are asking how to reload... ******* noobs
User avatar #63 to #53 - raggedyswagg (03/26/2012) [-]
Win!
#58 - kinoderkatzen (03/26/2012) [-]
I can't help but notice but theres no magazine
#76 - drnibbles (03/26/2012) [-]
Its origins.
#8 - kuroda (03/25/2012) [-]
#158 - dethfreezy ONLINE (03/26/2012) [-]
#196 to #158 - wovow (03/26/2012) [-]
This has never been more relevant.
User avatar #89 - imcoolashell (03/26/2012) [-]
so.... how the **** do u reload?
User avatar #94 to #89 - CaptainJohnPrice (03/26/2012) [-]
Maybe there's an opening below the handle of the bayonet.

Of course, stupid in a zombie apocalypse as you'd need specialized ammo cartridges.
#91 to #89 - drewbridge (03/26/2012) [-]
Wait, there's not even a magazine, how the **** does this work?
#92 to #91 - childcatcher (03/26/2012) [-]
one bullet at a time
User avatar #133 to #91 - thatnerdyguy (03/26/2012) [-]
Blade is real, gun shopped on.
#202 - coruptangel ONLINE (03/26/2012) [-]
Where would you put the magazine?
#204 to #202 - Rascal (03/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #3244073 at FJ Pony Thread ** EXACTLY what is was thinking
User avatar #205 to #202 - captainrattrap (03/26/2012) [-]
One it the chamber mode...
#157 - maxeire (03/26/2012) [-]
This has sat on my hard drive, unused since time began.
#77 - wraithnotfromhalo (03/26/2012) [-]
oh god, these comments!
>CLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPP EVERYWHERE
>they are called magazines
>guns can be loaded one round at a time into the chamber
>side magazine would not work
User avatar #102 to #77 - OperationValkyrie (03/26/2012) [-]
Clip is slang for magazine, chill the **** out. And in a zombie apocalypse, loading like that would be inconvenient an d time consuming.
User avatar #108 to #102 - wraithnotfromhalo (03/26/2012) [-]
**** you, calling a magazine a clip is like calling a shoe a sock.
#78 to #77 - wraithnotfromhalo (03/26/2012) [-]
by the way, it's ******* fake
#130 to #78 - deftonesjunkie (03/26/2012) [-]
but isnt it a bit tedious to kill zombies one bullet at a time? i suppose maybe having the gun slightly to the side. and having a really big handle?
#190 - sninjaman (03/26/2012) [-]
how the 			****		 do you reload the gun?thats what i'm wondering
how the **** do you reload the gun?thats what i'm wondering
#188 - meetmeatthebusstop (03/26/2012) [-]
how do you load the pistol?
User avatar #191 to #188 - chaosandmadness (03/26/2012) [-]
you must have a repairs skill of 50 to perform this action
#150 - youshallnotpassasg (03/26/2012) [-]
Im not trying to be a killjoy here but how do you load the damn thing?
#162 to #150 - maxeire (03/26/2012) [-]
I dont get it. what do you mean?
#153 to #150 - ninjapwnyourmom (03/26/2012) [-]
my thoughts exactly
my thoughts exactly
#65 - blockman (03/26/2012) [-]
Even if you can't reload, I still want it!
#159 - sublemon (03/26/2012) [-]
Oh, and where would you put the magazine in on this ingenious contraption? Also, anyone who thinks this overrated piece of crap handgun could be useful in a catastrophe is retarded.
-2/10, p.s. stolen from /k/
User avatar #163 to #159 - icefried (03/26/2012) [-]
The top. I'd put the magazine on the top.
User avatar #167 to #163 - sublemon (03/26/2012) [-]
Brilliant, my good chap. Put the magazine of a DESERT EAGLE on the top of the DESERT EAGLE. You obviously know what you're talking about.....
User avatar #168 to #167 - icefried (03/26/2012) [-]
Because modifying that little detal would be utterly imposiible.
Retard.
#172 to #168 - sublemon (03/26/2012) [-]
Hurr, guise lets put teh clipazine of a deegle on the top of teh gun, it will wurk just fine!
#181 to #172 - rotinaj (03/26/2012) [-]
its possible bro
#177 to #172 - dragonyothar (03/26/2012) [-]
Watch out guise, internet smart guy!


User avatar #174 to #172 - icefried (03/26/2012) [-]
Damn you're stupid. If the blade comes with the gun of course they'd put it on the top. You complete ******* moronic douche.
#175 to #159 - Rascal (03/26/2012) [-]
OH MAN I'M SO SERIOUS ABOUT A POST MAN I'M SO ANGRY AT THIS POST I'M SUCH A DOUCHEBAG BECAUSE I'M SO SERIOUS AND I CAN'T ENJOY A SILLY IDEA ON A WEBSITE. I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT SHOULD BE WHAT AND HOW THINGS SHOULD BE. THAT'S ME, SUBLEMON, THE FAGGOT MUNCHER.
#176 to #159 - nsapanda (03/26/2012) [-]
reasons i agree with you   
1. Finding ammo for a desert eagle is 			*******		 hard since not common   
2. that knife arm thingy will break the first zombie you kill   
3. no goddamn mag   
4. recoil makes for hard accurate rapid fire   
5. mfw and nice .22 or 9mm or .38 is more effective
reasons i agree with you
1. Finding ammo for a desert eagle is ******* hard since not common
2. that knife arm thingy will break the first zombie you kill
3. no goddamn mag
4. recoil makes for hard accurate rapid fire
5. mfw and nice .22 or 9mm or .38 is more effective
User avatar #180 to #176 - sublemon (03/26/2012) [-]
At least someone on Funnyjunk has some logic, Thank You, My Good Sir.
User avatar #182 to #180 - nsapanda (03/26/2012) [-]
me and my gf sit around talking about this **** like non stop
User avatar #179 to #176 - kamehamehanurd (03/26/2012) [-]
It's only $10 www.amazon.com/Secret-Agent-Tactical-Ninja-Sword/d

of course it will break,
#213 to #176 - Rascal (03/29/2012) [-]
you could put the sledge bakc and insert one bullet, after shooting the sledge stays back because of no ammo, yo put in new bullit - loaded again
- just sayin
#21 - morstactica (03/25/2012) [-]
It's funny because you couldn't reload it, plus if that is the 50 AE Desert Eagle It'd tear your arm off firing it like that.
Pic Related, MFW cod-fags think that is a good idea.
User avatar #31 to #21 - valyn (03/25/2012) [-]
zombies ur gonna want something like a ruger 10-22. rugged, simple to use, accurate, easy to find parts for, and can get ammo ANYWHERE
#207 to #31 - morstactica (03/26/2012) [-]
Exactly. Maybe an AR-15/M-14, If you live in the Midwest USA where larger calibers are plentiful. But honestly I'd only be packing the Rifle in case of human contact that turned hostile. You don't need to destroy the Zombie, you need to kill it. Or you could be Former Soviet. Pic related.
User avatar #209 to #207 - valyn (03/26/2012) [-]
i have an old m-1a (civilian model m14), but in that situation i would probly grab a lighter caliber just so ammo is lighter and easy to carry. 7.62 NATO is heavy as tits lol, can easily carry upwards of a thousand rounds of .22 or even 5.56mm
User avatar #210 to #209 - morstactica (03/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm a /k/ommando so I know what a M1A is, haha.
User avatar #211 to #210 - valyn (03/28/2012) [-]
then you probably know what it would feel like to carry a few hundred rounds of 7.62... **** that lol, too heavy
User avatar #212 to #211 - morstactica (03/28/2012) [-]
Eh' yeah. Lots of weight

#183 - blackboyssj (03/26/2012) [-]
O_o where's the magazine??????????????/
User avatar #189 to #183 - trimageryan ONLINE (03/26/2012) [-]
It's got one in the chamber I guess, but that one shot better be damn good.
User avatar #184 to #183 - audiotune (03/26/2012) [-]
Used an infinite ammo cheat code, its alright.
User avatar #185 to #184 - logibearrawr (03/26/2012) [-]
you accidentally the whole thing right there sir
User avatar #87 - localbees (03/26/2012) [-]
i know a girl who has those without the photoshopped gun.
User avatar #110 to #87 - BrainNibbler (03/26/2012) [-]
Give me her address.
User avatar #111 to #110 - localbees (03/26/2012) [-]
i have no idea what it is.
#120 to #111 - AngryRedMidget (03/26/2012) [-]
It's a Bloodrayne akimbo Despoiler (as the Amazon entry calls it)   
Don't buy one, the metal is cheap chinese 			****		 and you have to sharpen it yourself.   
Also the blade snapped when I stabbed a pumpkin.   
   
I bought it when I found some dudes credit card on the street. Bunch of other 			****		 too, including a bulletproof vest and a gas mask.
It's a Bloodrayne akimbo Despoiler (as the Amazon entry calls it)
Don't buy one, the metal is cheap chinese **** and you have to sharpen it yourself.
Also the blade snapped when I stabbed a pumpkin.

I bought it when I found some dudes credit card on the street. Bunch of other **** too, including a bulletproof vest and a gas mask.
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User avatar #57 - yourmomiswatching (03/26/2012) [-]
Where the **** is the magazine?
User avatar #29 - olem (03/25/2012) [-]
Who ever made this image should never touch a gun. D:
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