Life to do list. . Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street earner. Hire two private investigators. Get them be follow each other. Major in philos
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Life to do list

Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street earner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them be follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet : ' re all wondering why I gathered
you here," with a straight face.
Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
Wait until Someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream
PIRANHA A A A I!"
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When Someone answers, yell "It worked!"
and run out cheering.
Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse rams.
Invite into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I' been
expecting you-"
Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I' been turned into a parrot."
Follow joggers around in a ear blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
Stacy' s mom.
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#1446 - MattBomer (09/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1445 - TommyV (07/25/2013) [-]
I wonder how many thumbs down I can get if I just leave this here...
#1442 - fjsandwich (10/03/2012) [-]
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#1441 - anonymous (08/12/2012) [-]
i have done the 8th one
User avatar #1470 - girlovertothemax (05/31/2012) [-]
i would become a doctor and change my last name to who
#1469 - tuskmans (05/05/2012) [-]
thanks for the funny
#1466 - anonymous (04/21/2012) [-]
Become flatmates with a black person. Put KKK robes in whatever they use to store their clothes.
#1463 - anonymous (04/14/2012) [-]
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#1462 - funnyjoshua (04/12/2012) [-]
Simon says "Crap I cant think of something funny"

#1460 - walkedintomordor (04/08/2012) [-]
When I saw this awhile ago it inspired me. I printed it out and started working on it as soon as I could. It being a few weeks past, so far I've done 1, 4, 5, 7, and 8. Although with 8 I got myself to cry and I hugged the random stranger I asked. Their face was priceless.
When I saw this awhile ago it inspired me. I printed it out and started working on it as soon as I could. It being a few weeks past, so far I've done 1, 4, 5, 7, and 8. Although with 8 I got myself to cry and I hugged the random stranger I asked. Their face was priceless.
#1459 - unsaif (04/06/2012) [-]
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What I'm going to do next.
I don't understand the last joke. I don't know who is stacy.
User avatar #1461 to #1459 - thisweirdguybehind (04/10/2012) [-]
Stacy's mom by Fountain's of Wayne
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
#1464 to #1461 - unsaif (04/14/2012) [-]
Ohh I get it. very nice
#1452 - anonymous (04/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1446 - dugnar (03/30/2012) [-]
**dugnar rolls 13**
#1449 to #1446 - anonymous (03/31/2012) [-]
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#1451 to #1450 - dugnar (03/31/2012) [-]
Yes, First Dubs!!
Yes, First Dubs!!
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#1437 - tnetnoclanigiro (03/27/2012) [-]
I'm definitely going to do the "joggers" one on the list.
#1435 - anonymous (03/27/2012) [-]
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