Life to do list. . Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street earner. Hire two private investigators. Get them be follow each other. Major in philos Life to do list Wear shirt that says "Life " Hand out lemons on street earner Hire two private investigators Get them be follow each other Major in philos
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Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street earner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them be follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet : ' re all wondering why I gathered
you here," with a straight face.
Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
Wait until Someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream
PIRANHA A A A I!"
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When Someone answers, yell "It worked!"
and run out cheering.
Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse rams.
Invite into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I' been
expecting you-"
Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I' been turned into a parrot."
Follow joggers around in a ear blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
Stacy' s mom.
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#67 - potatos
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(03/25/2012) [-]
I'm a teacher, and i'm gonna create that test right away.
I'm a teacher, and i'm gonna create that test right away.
#263 to #67 - swedz
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(03/25/2012) [-]
De va som fan :) Var nånstand lär du ut?
#273 to #263 - potatos
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Runtom i Östergötlands län för tillfället.
Bara vikariat dock, då jag inte är helt klar med min utbildning än (:
#282 to #273 - swedz
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Aha, fortfarande högskolan som gäller för tillfället då?
#287 to #282 - potatos
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Jaa, precis.
Men man får ändå undervisa och dela ut prov, haha ;D
#566 to #287 - robotgoose
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Gör mig stolt.
#303 to #287 - swedz
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Hehe, lycka till med utbildningen då ^^
#71 to #67 - rrenierr
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(03/25/2012) [-]
We want to see the RESULTS!
#72 to #71 - potatos
Reply +124
(03/25/2012) [-]
I'll see what i can do!
#84 to #72 - jokersaysamuseme
Reply +181
(03/25/2012) [-]
You deliver, FJ can guarantee a **** load of thumbs
#798 to #72 - cdlogan
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Are all teachers twats?
Are all teachers twats?
#1131 to #798 - JonRoutery
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(03/25/2012) [-]
guys, he's saying that the teacher ISN'T a twat. look at the gif
#1448 to #1131 - cdlogan
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(03/31/2012) [-]
Pssssst, what were my red thumbs at? i wasnt here
#1454 to #1448 - JonRoutery
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(04/01/2012) [-]
Not too sure. I think it was -10 haha
#703 to #72 - jacksparojr
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(03/25/2012) [-]
make a video of their reaction and you have a ticket to the front page
#938 to #72 - anon
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(03/25/2012) [-]
LOL...sorry i had this is my reaction folder so i had to do it.
#939 to #938 - potatos
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(03/25/2012) [-]
I love that one <3
#189 to #67 - anon
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(03/25/2012) [-]
that name... gif unrelated
that name... gif unrelated
#1245 to #189 - anon
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(03/25/2012) [-]
i have the same gif... sorta...
i have the same gif... sorta...
#951 to #67 - coledu ONLINE
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(03/25/2012) [-]
My science teacher did this **** with a science test, but with B...I can get pics to prove it too
#1372 to #67 - evilfrog
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(03/26/2012) [-]
You should hide a video camera in the classroom during the test and post the result
#1376 to #67 - camtar
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(03/26/2012) [-]
Teachers don't go on funnyjunk, silly!
#1389 to #1376 - potatos
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(03/26/2012) [-]
Oh, i forgot about that.
My bad.
#1444 to #67 - srskate
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(03/30/2013) [-]
how did it go?
#346 to #67 - majornilsen
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Thumbed because potatos
#738 to #67 - rileyisawesome
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Do it the whole year, or until they catch on, and on a really big test change the answers to B or something hahahaha
#741 to #738 - potatos
Reply +5
(03/25/2012) [-]
Hahaha, that would actually be damn funny!
#1062 to #67 - simonrivero
Reply +9
(03/25/2012) [-]
A TEACHER!?!? ON FJ!?!?
A TEACHER!?!? ON FJ!?!?
#1193 to #1062 - potatos
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(03/25/2012) [-]
We are, after all, human. Even tho it might not always seem like it.
#521 to #67 - irsdbhs
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(03/25/2012) [-]
dat username
#636 to #67 - sirmctree
Reply +29
(03/25/2012) [-]
dat username...
#90 to #67 - norwegianwaffles
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(03/25/2012) [-]
this deserves more thumbs!!! also can you try video filming it, just blut out their faces.
#898 to #90 - maxion **User deleted account**
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#941 to #898 - thepalmtoptiger
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Just say it's for a social experiment. College professors in the US are made to publish academic papers whether about students, science, literature, etc. just relate the video to whatever the paper is about.
#1467 to #941 - norwegianwaffles
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(04/23/2012) [-]
hehehe... studies of the humans body here i come
#864 to #90 - anon
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(03/25/2012) [-]
isn't the point to see their horrified/nervous facial expressions?
#1465 to #67 - pwnnoobsalldai
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(04/14/2012) [-]
TEACHERS! ON FJ! ...sweet.
#1448 to #67 - supertypicaluser
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(02/21/2014) [-]
Did you ever do this?
#1449 to #1448 - potatos
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(02/22/2014) [-]
I did.
#592 to #67 - mefuckingusta
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Please be my teacher.
#1379 to #67 - anon
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(03/26/2012) [-]
Well mister teacher *****, you can go **** yourself because during Trig class I didn't get a gold star all because I was constipated in the bathroom too long while I was trying to masturbate to the janitor. I came in my bookbag 10 minutes EARLY and you marked me absent you ******* DUSH
#1427 to #1379 - sirmctree
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(03/26/2012) [-]
You must be a 10 year old.
#567 to #67 - ultimaterager
Reply +8
(03/25/2012) [-]
Getting ********* of thumbs only for your name

Teach me master

<---unrelated pic
#1373 to #67 - xIArcticIx
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(03/26/2012) [-]
WAIT!!!! Better yet. have all answers C but one of them being A just to make people think they are wrong
#1222 to #67 - vanoreo
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Please delivar, post pics, get it to the frontpage...
#1224 to #1222 - potatos
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Well i'll deliver as long as there is no ****** school policy about publishing student material.
As for the frontpage - that's not really up to me (:
#1226 to #1224 - vanoreo
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(03/25/2012) [-]
inbox me a copy i wanna see this ****...
#1371 to #67 - blockheadboy
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(03/26/2012) [-]
Some people just want to watch the world burn...
#1265 to #67 - beastpwnrlol
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(03/25/2012) [-]
i swear in 6th grade my since teacher told us that he gave a test to the 5th graders in which all the answers were A just to **** with them
#772 to #67 - jokersaysamuseme
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#1074 to #67 - deathkilledme
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Share the lulz by posting results
#1471 to #1074 - bioshocktwo
Reply 0
(06/19/2012) [-]
looking for this?
#1472 to #1471 - deathkilledme
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(06/19/2012) [-]
What the ****, How did you even find this comment?
#1473 to #1472 - bioshocktwo
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(06/19/2012) [-]
It took me about 10 minutes to find a picture in which i could use that.
#1172 to #67 - thumbpadawan
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(03/25/2012) [-]
make ONE answer somewhere in the middle a D. It'll freak the **** out of them.
#1184 to #1172 - austinschut
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(03/25/2012) [-]
wow you totally didn't copy canadafag's comment &quot;Wait! I have to make one of the answers D, just to **** with them even more.&quot;
wow you totally didn't copy canadafag's comment "Wait! I have to make one of the answers D, just to **** with them even more."
#1190 to #1184 - thumbpadawan
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(03/25/2012) [-]
i didn't even SEE that comment. I clicked on Potatos' comment from top comments and immediately replied. Therefore, **** you.
#569 to #67 - GoReMoTe
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Pre-service teacher, also gonna do this after a few years under my belt.
#89 to #67 - canadafag
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Wait! I have to make one of the answers D, just to **** with them even more.
#62 - sherlockbatman
Reply +257
(03/25/2012) [-]
great idea
#765 to #62 - anon
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(03/25/2012) [-]
"I've been expecting you."
#711 to #62 - field
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#74 to #62 - lukedempsey **User deleted account**
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#148 to #62 - mffinmanu
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(03/25/2012) [-]
The last episode of season eight was the last episode of the show. I refuse to acknowledge season 9.

Pic somewhat related
#240 - maxion **User deleted account**
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#269 to #240 - davidlaraisgay
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Im confused
#276 to #269 - maxion **User deleted account**
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#270 to #240 - EarthDefenseforce
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Oh man that made me laugh. thumb for you
Oh man that made me laugh. thumb for you
#422 to #270 - zeldafaggot
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(03/25/2012) [-]
god damnit. i thought that was real for a sec.   
FLIPPED THE **** OUT
god damnit. i thought that was real for a sec.
FLIPPED THE **** OUT
#1155 to #422 - spacefield
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#1239 to #270 - drewlowl
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(03/25/2012) [-]
What is that even supposed to be?
#247 to #240 - Naimzorz
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(03/25/2012) [-]
I love you
#265 - CottonTail
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(03/25/2012) [-]
**CottonTail rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Student Life ** mfw a guy wearing a life shirt hands me lemons on a street corner
#876 to #265 - patagon
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#301 to #265 - Xaftz
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(03/25/2012) [-]
here you go sir, for you are awesome.
here you go sir, for you are awesome.
#280 to #265 - CrackaJack
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#77 - Silver Quantum ONLINE
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#168 to #77 - elputoamo **User deleted account**
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#80 to #58 - anon
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(03/25/2012) [-]
You keep using that gay as reaction pic on almost every comment you make
#193 - Campbellssoup
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(03/25/2012) [-]
My face when my sisters name is stacey, therefore my mom is Staceys mom
#206 to #193 - shitshitshit
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(03/25/2012) [-]
dose she have it going on?
#221 to #206 - ciivil
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Shes all I want, I've waited for so long...
Shes all I want, I've waited for so long...
#235 to #221 - mehkewl
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(03/25/2012) [-]
stacy can't you see...

#253 to #235 - ciivil
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Your just not the girl for me! I know it might be wrong but...
Your just not the girl for me! I know it might be wrong but...
#261 to #253 - corkscrew
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(03/25/2012) [-]
I'm in love with stacey's mom
#964 to #261 - zeusx
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#489 - EatCatPoop
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(03/25/2012) [-]
**EatCatPoop rolls 33**
#491 to #489 - checkmahdubspeople
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#504 to #489 - ibznaughty
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(03/25/2012) [-]
wut
#543 to #489 - kolpster
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(03/25/2012) [-]
well done, mr.burns.
#515 to #489 - kingology
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#49 - apeycakes
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#66 to #49 - seekay
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(03/25/2012) [-]
2012
2012
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#138 to #66 - nsizzle
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Does anybody know the source of this gif? I've always wondered.
#152 to #138 - xboxperks
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Japan.
#155 to #138 - selectyour
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Scott Pilgrim vs The World
#291 to #155 - CrackaJack
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(03/25/2012) [-]
I'm not sure about that; I've been looking for a while, and I can't find this scene anywhere.
I mean, if you know where, that'd be great because this is one of my favorite gifs.
#347 to #155 - sweateagle
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(03/25/2012) [-]
I also thought that at first, but there's only one asian girl in the movie.
#473 to #347 - selectyour
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(03/25/2012) [-]
I thought that, too, but my sources say otherwise.
#607 to #347 - theatasigma
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(03/25/2012) [-]
No that is from Scott Pilgrim vs The World. The other girl is knives' sister. You see her when she dies her hair blue tobmirror ramona. As for this scene in particular, I'm not quiet sure, but it is in there
#9 - anon
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(03/25/2012) [-]
become doctor change last name to octagonupus