Dating story. . This happened a long time age- Take really attractive girl out fer a data at this as Italian restaurant Hist for a while, small (alk get bill GO
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Dating story

This happened a long time age-
Take really attractive girl out fer a data at this as **** Italian restaurant
Hist for a while, small (alk
get bill
GOD
is her
glares aims
swat did we say?"
r-" Ere yes think i cant pay fer my awn **** ?"
s'' No, l was rust being?
ewes were being the stereotypical asshole that thinks weman cant support "
troche gets up
Plates and bottle shrine smash against finer
starts throwing **** elf of shares and ether peepee' s tables
few people get em up frem l: glass that same hem shattered settles smiles, plates, vases, at eaters
at think a few slipped silver the wine tee
eventually makes her warts the deer
o" PAY FOR THAN"
calarts deer really ******* hard en the way out
around
Manager wreathing dawn my making
o'' Will yes be paying fer thi.?"
at smile
at hand him enaugh mesa is pay fer my portion eitha meal
at else write sewn her contact and billing , elem with her license plate
She went to jail a months earlier l: . isa afford to pay fer all of the damages. We net mimicking.
it wreaths best moment in my life.,
ml tairan‘ t dated amines ainoa.
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#23 - cuntdestroyers (03/24/2012) [-]
**cuntdestroyers rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at jimmies rustled ** MFW I'm the guy.
#25 to #23 - captainfalconseven (03/24/2012) [-]
**captainfalconseven rolled a random image posted in comment #3045024 at FJ Pony Thread ** you are lucky as **** .
User avatar #27 to #25 - cuntdestroyers (03/24/2012) [-]
I don't know man, I kind of like Risk.
User avatar #28 to #27 - captainfalconseven (03/24/2012) [-]
still you are lucky.
#396 to #23 - roekagas (03/25/2012) [-]
**roekagas rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Everytime ** sweet roll!
#94 - wazzupnigga (03/25/2012) [-]
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #94 at comp ** who OP dated
User avatar #102 to #94 - nweb (03/25/2012) [-]
win.
#6 - qotsa (03/24/2012) [-]
#341 to #6 - jgallardo (03/25/2012) [-]
**jgallardo rolls 339** Bitches be tripping?
User avatar #359 to #341 - JoshBauer (03/25/2012) [-]
Your trips almost be trippin
#73 - benedicto (03/25/2012) [-]
**benedicto rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Tara Strong, your furture self **ho i dated

User avatar #239 to #73 - themanta (03/25/2012) [-]
dat chest ass...
User avatar #74 to #73 - benedicto (03/25/2012) [-]
*who i dated
#81 to #74 - coolme (03/25/2012) [-]
theres no going back now
User avatar #80 to #74 - Dragonchampion ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
You dated TARA STRONG?!?! You lucky ************ .
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#77 to #73 - nessquickpanda (03/25/2012) [-]
**nessquickpanda rolled a random image posted in comment #1165 at Feel Post ** good roll sir
#85 to #73 - prancingkid (03/25/2012) [-]
I never knew Tara Strong had such a bangin' rack. Bonus.
#388 to #85 - endlessmike (03/25/2012) [-]
Here she is a long time ago in the movie "Senior Trip"
#86 to #73 - benedicto (03/25/2012) [-]
**benedicto rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at *title* **   well,i'm in a good mood,so green thumbs for everyone!
**benedicto rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at *title* ** well,i'm in a good mood,so green thumbs for everyone!
#57 - hopalongreborn (03/25/2012) [-]
okay how the **** did you get her billing information and license plate if it's your first date >_>
#60 to #57 - duckking (03/25/2012) [-]
Smooth Man he must be
User avatar #64 to #57 - toosexyforyou (03/25/2012) [-]
Easy... He picked her up at her house and then there they decided to take her car.
User avatar #66 to #57 - forasecond (03/25/2012) [-]
maybe he picked her up and had to get her address to do so, no so sure about the license plate though
#59 to #57 - Michaelbl (03/25/2012) [-]
its /b/ dude. don't question it. you won't get an answer, just rants about ponies.
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#279 to #253 - jcmonster (03/25/2012) [-]
it took me about 10 minutes to finally get that.
#301 to #253 - kdyzol (03/25/2012) [-]
That is how bad the damages were. She was sent to jail before she even committed the act.

I told you guys the CIA could see the future!

hahaha kidding...not really
#360 - mclovinusaf (03/25/2012) [-]
<-- "expensive as 			****		 Italian restaurant"    
lol OP you so silly
<-- "expensive as **** Italian restaurant"
lol OP you so silly
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User avatar #184 to #174 - racistwhiteboy (03/25/2012) [-]
tl; dr
User avatar #183 to #174 - ariusbrightwing (03/25/2012) [-]
Wait....what? <n> I also mentally lost it at "I brought my own food".
#65 - tonyspinners (03/25/2012) [-]
Thought it was going to end

manage: "Are you going to be paying for that?"

guy: "Uhhhhh, *sigh* sure, how-how much will it be?"


............







"$3.50"

MFW
#368 - wewilldinealone (03/25/2012) [-]
&gt;First date with a girl   
LOL Just kidding I've been single all my life   
   
Picture unrelated
>First date with a girl
LOL Just kidding I've been single all my life

Picture unrelated
#350 - rshanebarnes (03/25/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#45 - whendoubting (03/25/2012) [-]
Dem violent women
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#36 - fizzywaters **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#377 - Is that a nipple (03/25/2012) [-]
Alternate beginning: &quot;Would you like to pay?&quot;   
&quot;You're the man you have to pay you inconsiderate pig!&quot;   
Same ending
Alternate beginning: "Would you like to pay?"
"You're the man you have to pay you inconsiderate pig!"
Same ending
#384 to #377 - bananabaker (03/25/2012) [-]
LOL THAT GIF
#106 - albertjester ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #122 to #106 - hazardman (03/25/2012) [-]
I must have a larger version if this pic!
#381 - marconde (03/25/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#337 - ialreadyknow (03/25/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#189 - greendayobsesser (03/25/2012) [-]
You need to get a girlfriend like mine, doesn't cost anything and never turns on you.
User avatar #291 to #189 - feelythefeel (03/25/2012) [-]
What about arthritis?
#298 to #291 - greendayobsesser (03/25/2012) [-]
it hurts her if you go too hard.
it hurts her if you go too hard.
#30 - sosyourmom (03/24/2012) [-]
Gandhi would have been proud of you
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