Dating story. . This happened a long time age- Take really attractive girl out fer a data at this as FUCK Italian restaurant Hist for a while, small (alk get bi Dating story This happened a long time age- Take really attractive girl out fer data at this as FUCK Italian restaurant Hist for while small (alk get bi
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This happened a long time age-
Take really attractive girl out fer a data at this as FUCK Italian restaurant
Hist for a while, small (alk
get bill
GOD
is her
glares aims
swat did we say?"
r-" Ere yes think i cant pay fer my awn shit?"
s'' No, l was rust being?
ewes were being the stereotypical asshole that thinks weman cant support "
troche gets up
Plates and bottle shrine smash against finer
starts throwing shit elf of shares and ether peepee' s tables
few people get em up frem l: glass that same hem shattered settles smiles, plates, vases, at eaters
at think a few slipped silver the wine tee
eventually makes her warts the deer
o" PAY FOR THAN"
calarts deer really fucking hard en the way out
around
Manager wreathing dawn my making
o'' Will yes be paying fer thi.?"
at smile
at hand him enaugh mesa is pay fer my portion eitha meal
at else write sewn her contact and billing , elem with her license plate
She went to jail a months earlier l: . isa afford to pay fer all of the damages. We net mimicking.
it wreaths best moment in my life.,
ml tairan‘ t dated amines ainoa.
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#6 - qotsa
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(03/24/2012) [-]
#341 to #6 - jgallardo
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(03/25/2012) [-]
**jgallardo rolls 339** Bitches be tripping?
User avatar #359 to #341 - JoshBauer
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Your trips almost be trippin
#23 - cuntdestroyers
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(03/24/2012) [-]
**cuntdestroyers rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at jimmies rustled ** MFW I'm the guy.
#25 to #23 - captainfalconseven
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(03/24/2012) [-]
**captainfalconseven rolled a random image posted in comment #3045024 at FJ Pony Thread ** you are lucky as ****.
User avatar #27 to #25 - cuntdestroyers
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(03/24/2012) [-]
I don't know man, I kind of like Risk.
User avatar #28 to #27 - captainfalconseven
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(03/24/2012) [-]
still you are lucky.
#396 to #23 - roekagas
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**roekagas rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Everytime ** sweet roll!
#7 - jammysod **User deleted account**
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User avatar #8 to #7 - spearpwi
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(03/24/2012) [-]
The story was based on something that happened a while ago.
User avatar #9 to #7 - Tafixados
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(03/24/2012) [-]
''this happened a long time ago''
#108 to #9 - anon id: e641bfdc
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(03/25/2012) [-]
In a galaxy, far, far away...


BAAAAAAA DUM DUM DUM
User avatar #268 to #108 - fignewtonz
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(03/25/2012) [-]
DADADA DUM DUM DUM DUM DUDUDUDUDUDU DUUUUUUUUM DUUUUUUM DADADA DAAAAAA DUM DA DA DA DAAAAAAA DUM DUM DUM DUM DUUUUUUM
#94 - wazzupnigga
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(03/25/2012) [-]
************* rolled a random image posted in comment #94 at comp ** who OP dated
User avatar #102 to #94 - nweb
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(03/25/2012) [-]
win.
#73 - benedicto
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(03/25/2012) [-]
**benedicto rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Tara Strong, your furture self **ho i dated

User avatar #239 to #73 - themanta
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(03/25/2012) [-]
dat chest ass...
User avatar #74 to #73 - benedicto
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(03/25/2012) [-]
*who i dated
#81 to #74 - coolme
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(03/25/2012) [-]
theres no going back now
User avatar #80 to #74 - Dragonchampion
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(03/25/2012) [-]
You dated TARA STRONG?!?! You lucky ************.
#82 to #74 - benedicto
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#77 to #73 - nessquickpanda
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(03/25/2012) [-]
**nessquickpanda rolled a random image posted in comment #1165 at Feel Post ** good roll sir
#85 to #73 - prancingkid
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(03/25/2012) [-]
I never knew Tara Strong had such a bangin' rack. Bonus.
#388 to #85 - endlessmike
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Here she is a long time ago in the movie "Senior Trip"
#86 to #73 - benedicto
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(03/25/2012) [-]
**benedicto rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at *title* **   well,i'm in a good mood,so green thumbs for everyone!
**benedicto rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at *title* ** well,i'm in a good mood,so green thumbs for everyone!
#323 - zhooker
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(03/25/2012) [-]
>she went to jail a couple months earlier

so this story is in the future and she goes back in time and gets chased by the time police?
User avatar #329 to #323 - saintshenanigans
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(03/25/2012) [-]
bad english.

a couple months ago*
#330 to #323 - newchamp
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User avatar #334 to #323 - aussiepridevil
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(03/25/2012) [-]
he started the story "this happened a long time ago" implying she might ahve gone to jail "a few months earlier" to him re-telling this story.

i don't know i'm just throwing around ideas.
#335 to #334 - zhooker
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(03/25/2012) [-]
I like my theory better.
#377 - Is that a nipple
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Alternate beginning: "Would you like to pay?"   
"You're the man you have to pay you inconsiderate pig!"   
Same ending
Alternate beginning: "Would you like to pay?"
"You're the man you have to pay you inconsiderate pig!"
Same ending
#384 to #377 - bananabaker
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(03/25/2012) [-]
LOL THAT GIF
#382 - herecomesjohnny
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User avatar #14 - arsyro
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(03/24/2012) [-]
then they go on to complain they cant find a nice guy
#57 - hopalongreborn
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(03/25/2012) [-]
okay how the **** did you get her billing information and license plate if it's your first date >_>
#60 to #57 - duckking
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Smooth Man he must be
User avatar #64 to #57 - toosexyforyou
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Easy... He picked her up at her house and then there they decided to take her car.
User avatar #66 to #57 - forasecond
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(03/25/2012) [-]
maybe he picked her up and had to get her address to do so, no so sure about the license plate though
#59 to #57 - Michaelbl
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(03/25/2012) [-]
its /b/ dude. don't question it. you won't get an answer, just rants about ponies.