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Dating story

This happened a long time age-
Take really attractive girl out fer a data at this as **** Italian restaurant
Hist for a while, small (alk
get bill
GOD
is her
glares aims
swat did we say?"
r-" Ere yes think i cant pay fer my awn **** ?"
s'' No, l was rust being?
ewes were being the stereotypical ******* that thinks weman cant support "
troche gets up
Plates and bottle shrine smash against finer
starts throwing **** elf of shares and ether peepee' s tables
few people get em up frem l: glass that same hem shattered settles smiles, plates, vases, at eaters
at think a few slipped silver the wine tee
eventually makes her warts the deer
o" PAY FOR THAN"
calarts deer really ******* hard en the way out
around
Manager wreathing dawn my making
o'' Will yes be paying fer thi.?"
at smile
at hand him enaugh mesa is pay fer my portion eitha meal
at else write sewn her contact and billing , elem with her license plate
She went to jail a months earlier l: . isa afford to pay fer all of the damages. We net mimicking.
it wreaths best moment in my life.,
ml tairan‘ t dated amines ainoa.
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#6 - qotsa (03/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#23 - cuntdestroyers (03/24/2012) [+] (4 replies)
** ************** rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at jimmies rustled ** MFW I'm the guy.
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#94 - wazzupnigga (03/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #94 at comp ** who OP dated
#73 - benedicto (03/25/2012) [+] (9 replies)
**benedicto rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Tara Strong, your furture self **ho i dated

#323 - zhooker (03/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>she went to jail a couple months earlier

so this story is in the future and she goes back in time and gets chased by the time police?
#377 - Is that a nipple (03/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Alternate beginning: "Would you like to pay?"   
"You're the man you have to pay you inconsiderate pig!"   
Same ending
Alternate beginning: "Would you like to pay?"
"You're the man you have to pay you inconsiderate pig!"
Same ending
User avatar #14 - arsyro (03/24/2012) [-]
then they go on to complain they cant find a nice guy
#57 - hopalongreborn (03/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
okay how the **** did you get her billing information and license plate if it's your first date >_>
#364 - MarlaSinger (03/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
> first date with girl   
> we decide to see a stupid romantic comedy playing at 7:45   
> she ends up taking forever to get ready so we miss the first screening   
> arrive at 10:30 show, 20 minutes into the movie so i have to be one of those 						********					 that comes walking through   
> she wants to sit at the very back   
> 						****					 yes she wants me   
> starving because i was waiting so long for her that i skipped dinner so i decide to eat before attempting to make a move   
> mildly funny thing happens, a few people in the audience chuckle   
> my date laughs   
> like 						*******					 LAUGHS and so goddamn loud people actually turn their heads at her and stare   
> 						**************					.jpg   
> she does the same thing at every slightly amusing moment (which is pretty often)and is 						*******					 off everyone in the theater    
> she's getting annoying but is easily a 9 so i put up with it   
> actually got a headache from her laugh so i make up an excuse to leave   
> ''I'm gonna go buy some more m&ms do you want anything?''   
> ''NO. I CAN'T EVEN HEAR THE MOVIE OVER YOU. I CAME HERE TO WATCH THIS MOVIE AND YOU'RE BEING SO 						*******					 DISTRACTING. LIKE GOD IT'S 						*******					 EVERYONE OFF.''   
> mfw
> first date with girl
> we decide to see a stupid romantic comedy playing at 7:45
> she ends up taking forever to get ready so we miss the first screening
> arrive at 10:30 show, 20 minutes into the movie so i have to be one of those ******** that comes walking through
> she wants to sit at the very back
> **** yes she wants me
> starving because i was waiting so long for her that i skipped dinner so i decide to eat before attempting to make a move
> mildly funny thing happens, a few people in the audience chuckle
> my date laughs
> like ******* LAUGHS and so goddamn loud people actually turn their heads at her and stare
> ************** .jpg
> she does the same thing at every slightly amusing moment (which is pretty often)and is ******* off everyone in the theater
> she's getting annoying but is easily a 9 so i put up with it
> actually got a headache from her laugh so i make up an excuse to leave
> ''I'm gonna go buy some more m&ms do you want anything?''
> ''NO. I CAN'T EVEN HEAR THE MOVIE OVER YOU. I CAME HERE TO WATCH THIS MOVIE AND YOU'RE BEING SO ******* DISTRACTING. LIKE GOD IT'S ******* EVERYONE OFF.''
> mfw
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#174 - noremacsixtyfour (03/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#65 - tonyspinners (03/25/2012) [-]
Thought it was going to end

manage: "Are you going to be paying for that?"

guy: "Uhhhhh, *sigh* sure, how-how much will it be?"


............







"$3.50"

MFW
#360 - mclovinusaf (03/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
<-- "expensive as 						****					 Italian restaurant"    
lol OP you so silly
<-- "expensive as **** Italian restaurant"
lol OP you so silly
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User avatar #404 - DisgruntledTomato (03/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
go to a restaurant for first date with a girl
>pick the table close to the toilets so I won't have to walk to far when I go for my postprandial ****
>the waiter asks what we would like to drink
>she orders red wine I order banana
>the waiter tells me they don't serve milkshake so I demand for a bowl of icecream
>date asks about strange order
>I say I am going to mush up the icecream and consume it, she is impressed but doesn't show it
>the waiter exhales heavily and slithers away
>awkward silence so I come in with the pick up line "what is your favourite dinosaur?"
>she says she doesn't know, I announce mine is a pterodactyl
>a few minutes later after recalling the plot of Jurassic Park 3, wine arrives for her






#44 - OMGCAA (03/25/2012) [-]
#372 - nuclearromance (03/25/2012) [-]
>First date
>Restaurant and I hate eating out
>Her chick friends show up randomly and sit next to her
>Cool with this
>Her dude friends show up sitting in the group
>Pushed to the outside
>Talks the whole movie with chick friends
>Everytime I try and join in I get the look
>She talks flirting and does stuff under the table with the dude across from her
> **** it. I don't know anyone here, I'm leaving.
>No one says anything as I get up and leave
>Late that night I get a text, "Hey great hanging out with you. I had a blast being together"

NO **** YOU.
#368 - wewilldinealone ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
&gt;First date with a girl   
LOL Just kidding I've been single all my life   
   
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>First date with a girl
LOL Just kidding I've been single all my life

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