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Dejesus walked on water
sarumans are 70% water
ssi can walk can humans
ssi am 70% jesus.
Something wrung christian fags?
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#11 - adolfsama **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #429 to #11 - swimmingprodigy (03/25/2012) [-]
I can relate to this because I too, can not fly
User avatar #188 to #11 - Jabberwocky (03/24/2012) [-]
can someone please tell me where this gif comes from?
User avatar #246 to #188 - ville (03/24/2012) [-]
From the comment #11
#435 to #246 - Jabberwocky (03/25/2012) [-]
i walked right into that one
#54 to #11 - badgerlol (03/24/2012) [-]
**** me, haha! And the .gif is perfectly matched!
#357 to #11 - iamnewhere (03/24/2012) [-]
This image has expired
You were saying?
User avatar #41 to #11 - mcliiimon (03/24/2012) [-]
funniest thing i read today, seriously.
#223 to #11 - anon (03/24/2012) [-]
I can't fly
Penguins can't fly
I am a Penguin
Penguins are birds
Birds can fly
I can fly
#267 to #223 - chrizac (03/24/2012) [-]
I can't fly.
Penguins can't fly.
I am a penguin.
Penguins are birds.
Birds can fly.
I am a bird.
Birds have wings.
Planes have wings.
I am a plane.
Planes move people around.
Cars move people around.
I am a car.
Cars can move.
Dave Grohl can move.
I am Dave Grohl.
User avatar #169 - Pharonix (03/24/2012) [-]
bears have 4 legs
i have 2 legs
I am 50% bear
pigs have snouts(noses)
I have a nose
I am part pig

I am part bear
I am part pig
I am a man
I am manbearpig.
User avatar #40 - JingleBerry (03/24/2012) [-]
>Phones make noise.
>I make noise.
>I am phone.
User avatar #198 to #40 - nichteinjude (03/24/2012) [-]
>My dad makes noise
>My phone makes noise
>My dad is a phone
Andy Samberg is wrong.
#51 to #40 - lovetolmao (03/24/2012) [-]
We finally have an answer!
User avatar #20 - igotbanned (03/24/2012) [-]
potatoes have skin
i have skin
lions have skin
i have skin
jesus has skin
i have skin
therefor i am a jesus potato lion
#72 to #20 - xboxperks (03/24/2012) [-]
Yes... yes.. intradesting.
#172 - rutgers (03/24/2012) [-]
>Aliens are living creatures   
>I am living creature   
>I am 100% alien
>Aliens are living creatures
>I am living creature
>I am 100% alien
User avatar #244 - omegathewolf (03/24/2012) [-]
>Fags suck cock.
>OP sucks cock.
>OP is 100% fag
#273 to #244 - yourdadsfriend (03/24/2012) [-]
Look at your keyboard..
There is a fag hidden between " i " and " [ " button
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#276 to #273 - epicpasswordguy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#149 - verbalhighfive (03/24/2012) [-]
These threads are interesting.


I am not interesting. Therefore, I am not thread.
#61 - pedobearseviltwin (03/24/2012) [-]
I have a penis,
Jesus had a penis
Dinosaurs had penisses
therefore i am Dinosaur jesus
#6 - jokersaysamuseme (03/24/2012) [-]
I can tell this guy wasn't very good in Maths
User avatar #76 to #6 - gordanfreemann (03/24/2012) [-]
And i can tell your British for saying Maths. :D
#324 to #76 - Lawlor (03/24/2012) [-]
And I can tell your username is lying because you're talking.
And I can tell your username is lying because you're talking.
#266 - alexanderdouble (03/24/2012) [-]
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#271 to #266 - anon (03/24/2012) [-]
*roll picture* *roll 2*
User avatar #283 to #266 - icanflyy (03/24/2012) [-]
**icanflyy rolls 67**
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#290 to #266 - TehPwnzorz has deleted their comment [-]
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#268 to #266 - tobinian **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#272 to #268 - tropicalblended (03/24/2012) [-]
**tropicalblended rolls 12**c-c-c-c-ombo breaker
User avatar #270 to #268 - BwainPhreeze (03/24/2012) [-]
**BwainPhreeze rolls 54**
#214 - DemonMatt ONLINE (03/24/2012) [-]
Stove gets hot.   
I get hot.   
I am a stove.
Stove gets hot.
I get hot.
I am a stove.
#158 - bgbba (03/24/2012) [-]
Jesus never had a girlfriend. Neither do I, therefore I am Jesus.
#156 - glueckspirat (03/24/2012) [-]
moon is round and pale
I am round and pale
<---
#163 to #156 - nucularwar (03/24/2012) [-]
bitch please
bitch please
User avatar #170 to #163 - glueckspirat (03/24/2012) [-]
^
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Son, your father.
#325 - Tyranitar (03/24/2012) [-]
Witches burn
Wood burns
Wood floats on water
Ducks also float on water
If woman weighs the same as a duck, she is made of wood
If she is made of wood, she is a witch
#248 - hopalongreborn (03/24/2012) [-]
Dinosaurs die when hit by meteors
I die when hit by meteors
I am a dinosaur
User avatar #141 - stoffanator (03/24/2012) [-]
I can't swim
black people can't swim
I am table
#146 - drewbridge (03/24/2012) [-]
> bears have 4 legs

> I have 2 legs

I am 50% bear.
User avatar #197 - suzukihondacivic (03/24/2012) [-]
Old Movies are black and white
Penguins are black and white
Therefore, penguins are old movies
User avatar #175 - Mrrofl (03/24/2012) [-]
> everyone is human
> im human
> im everyone
#162 - sfayre (03/24/2012) [-]
morgan freeman *****
i ****
i am god.
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