Jack and Randy. Damn.. jack and Jill vent up the hill all so he could lick her .. ' candy, but jack got a shock and a mouth. hellooooooo Common just skip
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#2 - gobnick (03/23/2012) [+] (5 replies)
hellooooooo
#125 - joshofsouls (03/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Jack and Jill went up a hill
To fetch a pale of water
Jack fell down and died on impact
The end, now get to sleep you little **** ."

My Dad's version of a bedtime story.

#5 - mralice (03/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana   
Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said 'Hey Jill, ya wanna?'   
Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun   
But, silly Jill, forgot her pill!   
and now Jack has a son.   
   
Pic completely unrelated.  Unless pregnant women puke rainbows.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said 'Hey Jill, ya wanna?'
Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun
But, silly Jill, forgot her pill!
and now Jack has a son.

Pic completely unrelated. Unless pregnant women puke rainbows.
#126 - pumpkinshart (03/23/2012) [-]
Jack's reaction
Jack's reaction
User avatar #33 - oliviaxxx (03/23/2012) [-]
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny. But all he got was a mouthful of cock cause Jill's a ****** tranny.



thats the version i know ;p
#242 - thehornedking (03/24/2012) [-]
Jack's friends beforehand.
#179 - denbaby (03/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Randy's face.
Randy's face.
User avatar #245 - asshatfartface (03/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Jack and jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water
jack sat down, pulled down his fly, and asked her if she wanna
Jill said yes, pulled down her dress and then they had some fun
But silly jill forgot the pill, and now thay have a son
User avatar #93 - YoDawgWeHeard (03/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
Jack fell down and Jill laughed her ass off.

What.. you were expecting a rhyme?
#84 - anonymous (03/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i lol'd so hard, the penis fell out of my mouth.
#98 to #84 - christinanoelle (03/23/2012) [-]
See, not all anons are horrible. Some of you guys actually know your place. No you may return to sucking dick.
#55 - action (03/23/2012) [-]
not sure if anyone posted this but,
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
jack got high zipped down his fly and said "do you wanna?"
jill said yes, pulled up her dress and then they had some fun
but silly jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
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#105 to #100 - shrike (03/23/2012) [-]
Jack and Jill
shut the **** up
#29 - Cainamogel (03/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#239 to #225 - bossauce (03/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #90 - YoDawgWeHeard (03/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high and dropped his fly and said "do you wanna?"
Jill said yes and dropped her dress
and then they had some fun
but silly jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son

User avatar #94 to #90 - shuvel (03/23/2012) [-]
or for another ending,
"they ALMOST had a son,
jack showed anger
grabbed a coat hanger
and all bad was left undone"
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