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#124 - anon
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#374 to #124 - choclategum
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#341 to #124 - Wolfee
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**Wolfee rolls 457**
#327 to #124 - politejerk
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**politejerk rolls 227**
#309 to #124 - jingleforth
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**jingleforth rolls 959**
#299 to #124 - milson
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**milson rolls 934**
#301 to #299 - milson
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hell yeah!
i'm probably gonna survive this ****
#298 to #124 - ThatKidYouKnow
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**ThatKidYouKnow rolls 271**
First roll ever. Hope for some good stuff..
#300 to #298 - ThatKidYouKnow
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A spoon and a ******* scooter! Well, Bruce lee, but A ******* SPOON!
#294 to #124 - scootalooinatree
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**scootalooinatree rolls 056**
#296 to #294 - scootalooinatree
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I've got Morgan Freeman, I'll be fine.
#290 to #124 - enjoyablepretzels
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**enjoyablepretzels rolls 245**
#287 to #124 - potilas
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**potilas rolls 262**
#302 to #287 - milson
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dude, you are so ****** :D
#289 to #287 - anon
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Ha!
#285 to #124 - marsy
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**marsy rolls 553**
#284 to #124 - beautifulmonster
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**beautifulmonster rolls 205**
#286 to #284 - beautifulmonster
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Well.. I'm screwed. :|
#291 to #286 - enjoyablepretzels
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same here _.
#292 to #291 - beautifulmonster
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Would you like to take my bus? :| Im not gonna last very long anyway.... Lol
#293 to #292 - enjoyablepretzels
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XD you will be remembered, bus riding compadre
#295 to #293 - beautifulmonster
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You may take the pleasure of ... somehow killing me with a spoon?.... once I turn. If I bite you... well I'm sorry in advance. :P
#283 to #124 - pokelova
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**pokelova rolls 978**
#280 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 860**
#282 to #280 - anon
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #133 at 9 11 ** Harry Potter and the rollerblades of zombie destruction?
#279 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 718** This ID
#281 to #279 - anon
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wait, what?
#278 to #124 - boxhead
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**boxhead rolls 624**
#276 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 890**
#275 to #124 - vinomz
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**vinomz rolls 960**
#273 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 379**
#272 to #124 - frodothetroll **User deleted account**
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#263 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 902**
#259 to #124 - prisonerofreality **User deleted account**
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#260 to #259 - prisonerofreality **User deleted account**
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#256 to #124 - itsjustmeinca
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**itsjustmeinca rolls 481** ive never rolled before i hope i got it right
#257 to #256 - itsjustmeinca
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oh god im screwed
#274 to #257 - frodothetroll **User deleted account**
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#254 to #124 - nottatguy
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**nottatguy rolls 170**
#255 to #254 - nottatguy
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Awesome,

Unbreakable bat with a scooter together with Harry Potter, way to go!
#252 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 201**
#251 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 282**
#248 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 811** i survive this :D
#245 to #124 - AbsentMinded
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**AbsentMinded rolls 455**
#261 to #245 - prisonerofreality **User deleted account**
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#242 to #124 - captaincabinet **User deleted account**
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#240 to #124 - walcorn
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**walcorn rolls 557**
#243 to #240 - walcorn
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1: Put Companion in Shopping cart
2: Kick Shopping Cart into Zombie Crowd
3: Teleport on top of a huge building, where I'll make a base
#239 to #124 - Cloudxhigh
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**Cloudxhigh rolls 566**
#241 to #239 - Cloudxhigh
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Morgan Freeman can now soothe me into a peaceful lullaby at night. I have waited for this moment my entire life.
#235 to #124 - greven
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**greven rolls 042**
#237 to #235 - greven
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Because of the fat chick.... I'm gonna let the zombies catch me...
#262 to #237 - prisonerofreality **User deleted account**
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#267 to #262 - greven
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Yeah but I'm affraid she might fall down and start rolling, and smash me that way...
#234 to #124 - reverendbluejeans
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**reverendbluejeans rolls 201**

#233 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 583**
#238 to #233 - anon
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Portal Gun, Go cart, Oprah...
She can be teleported as bait while I drive away
#232 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 207**
#229 to #124 - blynx
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**blynx rolls 250**
#265 to #229 - prisonerofreality **User deleted account**
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#228 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 246**
#223 to #124 - neikoliberty
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**neikoliberty rolls 734**
#226 to #223 - neikoliberty
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dildo, motorcycle, chuck norris....
SIGN ME UP!
#220 to #124 - IamTROGDOR
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**IamTROGDOR rolls 346**

#219 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 087**
#215 to #124 - Buhadog
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**Buhadog rolls 771**
#217 to #215 - Buhadog
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Dem Zombies stand no chance
#212 to #124 - illegalartist
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**illegalartist rolls 623**
#211 to #124 - majesticmagikarp
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**majesticmagikarp rolls 042**
#210 to #124 - melbtrev
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**melbtrev rolls 839**
#209 to #124 - tentaquil
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**tentaquil rolls 749**
#207 to #124 - lghts
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**lghts rolls 937**
#208 to #207 - lghts
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I'm going to need to eat something I guess.
#205 to #124 - bankaiguy
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**bankaiguy rolls 935**
#204 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 711**
#202 to #124 - tankerdude
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**tankerdude rolls 227**
#218 to #202 - xireactiionsx
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haven't laughed that hard in awhile... thank you for your fail
#206 to #202 - lghts
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Good luck with that
#203 to #202 - tankerdude
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#200 to #124 - mehmachine
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**mehmachine rolls 254**
#201 to #200 - mehmachine
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First 2 suck. Was all made for in the last one.
#199 to #124 - mehmachine
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#197 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 716**
#192 to #124 - trainerhack
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**trainerhack rolls 664**
#193 to #192 - trainerhack
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#190 to #124 - wickedfun
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**wickedfun rolls 519**
#189 to #124 - rase
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**rase rolls 398**
#187 to #124 - kushkiller
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**kushkiller rolls 909**
#188 to #187 - kushkiller
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well i'm set
#186 to #124 - Flail
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**Flail rolls 895**
#185 to #124 - combatgummybear
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**combatgummybear rolls 473**'
I AM THEzombieCUNT DESTROYER
#181 to #124 - bfc
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**bfc rolls 354**
#183 to #181 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 196** let me live!!!!!!
#180 to #124 - cweget
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**cweget rolls 512**
#182 to #180 - cweget
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notbad.jpg
#179 to #124 - cweget
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#178 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 926**
#184 to #178 - anon
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#177 to #124 - cweget
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#175 to #124 - ROFLKNIEF
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**ROFLKNIEF rolls 679**
#176 to #175 - ROFLKNIEF
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#173 to #124 - cookiemonstatwa
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**cookiemonstatwa rolls 474**
#172 to #124 - ajmartin
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**ajmartin rolls 688**
#171 to #124 - Giest
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**Giest rolls 722**
#174 to #171 - Giest
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-Fat chick on bike
-Me on back pegs
-Hold dildo on stick & string in front of said fat chick
-??????
-PROFIT!
#195 to #174 - trainerhack
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LOL made my night
LOL made my night
#169 to #124 - Lolcatforever
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**Lolcatforever rolls 273**
#170 to #169 - Lolcatforever
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GOD DAMN IT.
#167 to #124 - vincuhfromsahamwow
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**vincuhfromsahamwow rolls 064**

#166 to #124 - mnieh
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**mnieh rolls 819** 111
#165 to #124 - wolfdragonrex
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**wolfdragonrex rolls 196** Come-on 590!
#168 to #165 - wolfdragonrex
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I have a weapon of choice (portal gun combined with a machine gun), with a dinosuar and morgan freeman... almost perfect >:]
#163 to #124 - spiritkaiser
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**spiritkaiser rolls 644**
#164 to #163 - spiritkaiser
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#161 to #124 - infernojew
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**infernojew rolls 637**
#159 to #124 - kapitanokliosov
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**kapitanokliosov rolls 087**
#160 to #159 - kapitanokliosov
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ill leave Justin Bieber as bait for the zombies while i escape
#162 to #160 - infernojew
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ditto
#158 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 623**
BRING IT ON!
#157 to #124 - BombsAway
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**BombsAway rolls 776**
#156 to #124 - ninjathomas
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**ninjathomas rolls 507**
#155 to #124 - ninjathomas
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#153 to #124 - notevenmad
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**notevenmad rolls 682**
#151 to #124 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE
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**anotherponyaccount rolls 962** i am prepared for this
#149 to #124 - wolffoxfangs
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**wolffoxfangs rolls 353**
#146 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 568** i'm omensixsixsix on fj, too lazy to log in.
#145 to #124 - blarghh
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**blarghh rolls 118** LEZ DO DIZ
#142 to #124 - kraddark
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**kraddark rolls 467**
#144 to #142 - kraddark
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#141 to #124 - twentysevenptfive
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**twentysevenptfive rolls 935**
#139 to #124 - Yukimora
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**Yukimora rolls 255**
#140 to #139 - Yukimora
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Let's do this.
Let's do this.
#137 to #124 - phuzzenutz
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**phuzzenutz rolls 192**
#136 to #124 - shadowstepone
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**shadowstepone rolls 295**
#135 to #124 - werethwldgoosgoes
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**werethwldgoosgoes rolls 661**
#152 to #135 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE
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who need a weapon if you have bruce lee?
#154 to #152 - werethwldgoosgoes
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exactly lol
#134 to #124 - demandsgayversion
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**demandsgayversion rolls 203**
#147 to #134 - demandsgayversion
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In shock by the realization that her world would never be the same, Oprah wandered down the empty road, devoid of all life. Every minute or so, she could hear a growl, or a crash emanating from some alley or doorway, but so dazed was she, Oprah paid them no heed. As she came back into reality, she knew there was only one thing she could do; survive. Stomach grumbling and camel toe quivering, the distraught ex-television host set food as her first priority. She was on 5th Avenue, less than a block from her local grocer. Stepping into Thegame-Mart, Oprah could hardly recognize her weekly stop, as carts and shelves were overturned, entire isles raided of resources. Little did she know this would be her first encounter with the undead. She was scouring the breakfast isle, looking for something-anything-that would cease the growling in her loins. A weakness he had felt ever since waking up from her coma into this decrepit world. Almost too late, Oprah caught the reflection of a creature behind her in a novelty giant spoon decorating the cereal department. The growling wasn't her fat gut. Ducking fast out of the way to her right, Oprah swept up the giant spoon. As the zombie rambled forward into the shelf, Oprah had continued her spin to bring the giant utensil right around into the beast's head, resounding with a crack. A sound behind her had Oprah reversing direction in an overhead chop. Stopping mid swing, she almost tumbles over at the sight of a short and stout man, no older than twenty. He sported a short goatee and glasses, wearing tan shorts and a black shirt, fancy compared to Oprah's own sweat pants and sweater. Falling back with a squeal, he cowers at the awesome sight of the woman, as if an ogre it's self stood before him. The sight made Oprah chuckle a bit to herself, as it reminded her of an old bald doctor who had always reacted to her the same way. The two didn't have much time for introduction though, as they could hear a crowd of the creatures approach.
#148 to #147 - demandsgayversion
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Novelty silverware in hand, the little man, Ricky, took point as the two escaped out the back door, into a world fraught with danger.
#133 to #124 - griffinjennings
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**griffinjennings rolls 332** keep on rollin'
#132 to #124 - rednostalgia
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**rednostalgia rolls 693**
#130 to #124 - Emers
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**Emers rolls 770**
#131 to #130 - Emers
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-.- fml.
#128 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 449**
#127 to #124 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 201**