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Brilliant. creds to big brother 4chan. Aladdin: In nne mew, Genie we Are naythee "en are ' Genie hen been in the temp fer 10, 000 yearn, en there' s we way he m

creds to big brother 4chan

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#213 - bunkerjunction (03/23/2012) [-]
#5 - oilyniller (03/22/2012) [-]
im just gona leave this here...
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User avatar #79 to #5 - roadhous (03/23/2012) [-]
I don't wana seem like a dick, but maybe, just maybe, the ******* ALL POWERFUL GENIE CAN TRAVEL THROUGH TIME , but thats just my opinion

#114 to #79 - doesnotcompute (03/23/2012) [-]
Your opinions have no meaning on FunnyJunk.
Your opinions have no meaning on FunnyJunk.
#149 - DJMartin (03/23/2012) [-]
I never found a better time to use this.
I never found a better time to use this.
#142 - rotinaj (03/23/2012) [-]
what if alladin is a cartoon?
#205 - bulldozah ONLINE (03/23/2012) [-]
I have a story for you all.

I've been friends with this guy William for years now, we were pretty close at high school but I always got annoyed with him being so competitive, he does a lot better with girls than me which used to be extremely frustrating as I was a virginfag til I was 20 (22 now) and I guess we had kind of a love-hate relationship, which is probably why we stopped hanging out so much after high school. I pretty much never saw him anymore until about 2 or 3 months ago I saw him at a party and we started hanging out again.

**** was going good, we’d just smoke buds and drink beers and play Xbox like we used to, hes started learning guitar too now so we had a few jams, it was just like old times, except now I have a girlfriend which was never the case back at school
Being a kind of wannabe alpha who for some reason girls find attractive, I didn’t really trust him 100% to be around her alone. As the weeks went on I noticed they seemed to be getting along pretty well, and I was getting pretty paranoid about it to be honest. They talked on facebook quite a bit and my gf was always really defensive about what they were talking about and wouldn’t let me read their conversations, the other thing that really annoyed me is sometimes when we were all together some small insignificant thing would happen and they’d sort of look at each other and make a comment or laugh or something, and it seemed like they had all these little in jokes that I didn’t get or something like that, I dunno, just seemed weird though because they didn’t really know each other very well and a lot of the time I even got the feeling they were laughing at me as opposed to just between themselves.
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#328 to #210 - tehwickedrabbit (03/23/2012) [-]
More like can't read.
User avatar #207 to #205 - bulldozah ONLINE (03/23/2012) [-]
Anyway, something happened today

About 3 this afternoon he came over, we had a couple beers and played some forza, then my gf got home from work and said she was hungry
We all walked to the subway about 10 minutes up the road and stopped to eat at a kids playground just by my house. William said that he was going to go home, and that I should go home and **** the **** out of my woman or something stupid like that. I made a joke about how he might as well be the one ******* the **** out of her the way things have been lately, and suddenly they both were ****** furious at me, like they were both pretty much yelling at me telling me I’m being stupid and **** , out in public even. I just wanted to calm the situation down, it wasn’t the time or place for it

User avatar #208 to #207 - bulldozah ONLINE (03/23/2012) [-]
They seemed to be getting over it, I was pissed off at how they reacted but I just wanted to get home and not be around him anymore
Then that ******* asshole said "at least if I did then she’d know what its like to get ****** properly for once"
I couldn’t ******* believe it
It makes me ******* furious even typing it
I completely ******* lost it
I punched him in the head, it didn’t seem to do much so I hit him again, him and my gf were trying to grab me and calm me down, I was just thrashing around like crazy so they couldn’t hold me there.
I got free and took a step back and he looked at me and said some stupid **** like how I’m not even worth fighting with, then he turned around to walk home
I wanted to ******* kill him so bad, I looked around for a weapon and all I could see was the big ass rocks that make up the border around the garden area
I was going to smash his ******* skull in with it
I wasn’t even thinking at all, it was so ****** up, it was like my mind was just going KILL KILL
I had no thoughts at all for the consequences of what was about to happen
No doubt in my mind at all about killing what used to be my best friend
So I did it
I picked up the rock
But it wasn’t a rock
It was a rock lobster!
User avatar #228 to #208 - idancethefoxtrot (03/23/2012) [-]
I...I love you, man :o
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User avatar #252 to #208 - warrenzthehero (03/23/2012) [-]
This... Is the best thing I've ever read. Ever. Without question.
#231 to #208 - Xaftz (03/23/2012) [-]
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#253 to #241 - heavyexplosion (03/23/2012) [-]
******* Brilliant.
User avatar #300 to #208 - localafrican (03/23/2012) [-]
You sir are going places in your life
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#234 to #208 - badwolfdestruction (03/23/2012) [-]
Good one man. Didn't even expect that.
Good one man. Didn't even expect that.
#161 to #159 - leted (03/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #108 - yesthatsme (03/23/2012) [-]
Either that, or he's a magical genie in a Disney movie who, since he's magical, could still know what happened outside the lamp.
User avatar #42 - thenewnuggubler (03/22/2012) [-]
i think 4chan is more like a creepy uncle than a brother
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#221 to #206 - anon (03/23/2012) [-]
just cuz theres so many people
#9 - seitan (03/22/2012) [-]
#123 - anon (03/23/2012) [-]
Actually Genie just has this very special power. The power to break the fourth wall.
#67 - Mockingjay (03/22/2012) [-]
The only flaw in his logic. It depends on the "age" Think about it.. In LOTR (Lord of the Rings for you derpy fags), When Gandalf went to Minas Tirith the first time, he read a scroll that said the year 3434 of the 2nd Age. Time keeping and calendars are different among cultures as well as movies.
#63 - madhattergirl (03/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #229 - desuforeverlulz (03/23/2012) [-]
Or... perhaps... a genie that has the power to make any wish come true could also be omniscient?
#242 to #229 - mikelorraine (03/23/2012) [-]
But would that not make him God?
User avatar #248 to #242 - desuforeverlulz (03/23/2012) [-]
He is not omnipresent, that's a quality that the Judean-Christian God has, and he's also not omnipotent. Although he can grant any wish, he's bound by the laws of geniehood.
#240 - itzhypnotize (03/23/2012) [-]
#194 - blahhhh (03/23/2012) [-]
Mind blown....
#125 - creamymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
I have no reaction for something like so enjoy my flammenwerfer
#133 to #125 - biggieboy (03/23/2012) [-]
here's his little brother
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#81 - shmortguy (03/23/2012) [-]
Mein Gott.....
Mein Gott.....
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