90% of your middle school bitches. . I thtat' t In ttr ttl". I take 2 hours to get ready, but i spend most of my time sitting on my bed doing nothing :) 90% of your middle school bitches I thtat' t In ttr ttl" take 2 hours to get ready but i spend most my time sitting on bed doing nothing :)
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #7 - XxReptarxX
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I take 2 hours to get ready, but i spend most of my time sitting on my bed doing nothing :)
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User avatar #9 to #8 - XxReptarxX
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technically it is, example: i put on my pants and wait for 10 min, and then my shirt another 10 and then my shoes 10 min.
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#36 to #10 - drcorman
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I can only agree with you    
I know my thumb will not do much, but it's better than nothing
I can only agree with you
I know my thumb will not do much, but it's better than nothing
#436 to #7 - wasntme
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dont wanna sound dumb or nothing but.... i thumbed for mellowhype! :)
dont wanna sound dumb or nothing but.... i thumbed for mellowhype! :)
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User avatar #62 to #7 - undeadwolf
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How'd you get so many thumbs?
#91 to #62 - pistro
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Maybe the smile had made think he's a girl, so...

THUMB

SEX
#184 to #91 - wiredguy
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This image has expired
WTF?
#201 to #184 - ketchuphil
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#380 to #201 - citrusdrop
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I always share this picture and get thumbed down for it and the mother ****** who uses it as it's made to be used gets thumbed, fml. This is a lot better you can have this
User avatar #403 to #201 - ObamaCareFTW
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Bracing for red thumbs... but what exactly does that picture mean?
User avatar #412 to #403 - greendreamy73
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It's places under the Grammar Nazi G to spell out gay.
User avatar #415 to #412 - ObamaCareFTW
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oh wow how did i not see that
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#364 to #91 - benlawrie
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Gif very much related
Gif very much related
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User avatar #137 to #2 - zeldafaggot
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"stupid idiot" is redundant.
#13 to #2 - chopperdome
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#251 - ilovepinkiepie **User deleted account**
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#259 to #251 - anon id: 266fddaf
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...
...
User avatar #260 to #251 - shallowloqi
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Kinda funny how she doesn't know what comes after six, but she knows that 3+4 equals the number after six.
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User avatar #256 to #251 - joemeister
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still a winner. because you don't know.
#277 to #251 - vraptor
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User avatar #280 to #279 - vraptor
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I only like anal.
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User avatar #263 to #251 - cadaverbox
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Twice in a row?
What.
User avatar #292 to #251 - wonderkid
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**wonderkid rolls 7** i believe this is what you're looking for
User avatar #317 to #292 - mrnecro
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WAT?
Again!
Wizards!
#6 - shadowrated
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#21 - bahrami
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I swear!
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User avatar #56 to #21 - ZenMacros
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**ZenMacros rolls 695**
User avatar #63 to #21 - sebbiechan
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**sebbiechan rolls 049**
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**NinjaFriedBacon rolls 121**
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**lindiihop rolls 751**
#27 to #21 - teverl
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**teverl rolls 908** trips and I'll delete my account.
User avatar #30 to #21 - damonxbane
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**damonxbane rolls 334**
User avatar #106 to #21 - thejerseyjenn
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**thejerseyjenn rolls 20**

some guy got trips already but why not. anything for a change to roll :D
User avatar #108 to #106 - thejerseyjenn
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**thejerseyjenn rolls 569** i'm a ****** moron
#117 to #21 - renzard
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**renzard rolls 893** Still going to roll for the hell of it.
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**lordketchup rolls 364**
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**sutrakama rolls 561** what do I have to loose?
User avatar #35 to #24 - kamehamehanurd
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I was just singing Tribute in my head. You wizard are?
User avatar #41 to #21 - dragonzard
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**dragonzard rolls 038** seems legit
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**aberrant rolls 426**
User avatar #33 to #21 - damonxbane
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**damonxbane rolls 126**
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**damonxbane rolls 192**
#101 to #21 - anon id: 4e66188a
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**anonymous rolls 710** heh, anon cant roll trips
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**damonxbane rolls 378**
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**anonymous rolls 914**
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**anonymous rolls 108**
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**therealbd rolls 617**
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**anonymous rolls 094,120**
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#74 to #21 - anon id: b3772863
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/roll 6
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**undeadwolf rolls 015**
Might as well try
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**tkuja rolls 023** jokes on you my profile is private
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**vwanyama rolls 381**
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**damonxbane rolls 353**
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**untiltheendss rolls 380**
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**damonxbane rolls 673**
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**damonxbane rolls 450**
#48 to #21 - anon id: da5c4c3e
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**anonymous rolls 781**
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**damonxbane rolls 292**
#46 to #21 - imadumbass
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**imadumbass rolls 326** who am i kidding? I'm just setting myself up for failure....
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**damonxbane rolls 429**

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**therealrottilargo rolls 679** raisengan!
User avatar #70 to #21 - jibbablabba
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**jibbablabba rolls 888** +2 = trips
User avatar #72 to #70 - jibbablabba
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the first time i legitly roll trips...and i have to do this....fml

#73 to #72 - lolsimples
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its okay man, trips is trips
User avatar #76 to #73 - jibbablabba
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well, aside from thumb blocking myself today is a good day
#130 to #73 - bukkakeninja
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im not being funny but who is that in your pic is that akon or mack morrison?
User avatar #133 to #130 - lolsimples
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akon with lonley island in "i just had sex"
#114 to #72 - renzard
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No worries.
User avatar #71 to #70 - jibbablabba
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god ******* dammit!
#278 - anon id: cd8a90e8
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Hey Faggots,
You're probably all just jealous no girl actually likes you.
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
#377 to #278 - badasstoaster
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Anon's need to be kicked in the nuts...several times.
Anon's need to be kicked in the nuts...several times.
#344 to #278 - lollipanda
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No, my dear faggot, YOU are retarded.
No, my dear faggot, YOU are retarded.
#282 to #278 - chocolatedrizzle
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#284 to #278 - alxih **User deleted account**
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#288 to #278 - anon id: 6176d507
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#310 to #278 - anon id: 8dd71f99
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Hello Everybody!
As a represntive of all the OTHER Anons who visit and enjoy FJ, I would like to apologize for the one dumbass failtroll who makes us look bad.
Please, don't think less of us.
#340 to #278 - anon id: 8ac3b17b
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& you are everything Gay in this world. that picture isn't you. everything you actually said is you... you really should get a life and quit judging as like a Lamar Smith
#327 to #278 - chaoszero
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User avatar #290 to #278 - aboondocksaint
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I wrote you a poem:
Guess what?
I don't give a ****
I bet your girlfriends a slut,
and that she makes faces like a duck,
and that she has a cock she sticks in your butt,
so give me one reason,
just one phrase
why in any season,
and on any days
I should actually care,
about the **** that you say,
gay is your hair,
am i lonely? nay,
i am not,
you look like a ********,
ill bet you smoke pot,
that every one of those things is a lie every piece of it,
of you we're not fond,
so get the **** out of here, anon.

#305 to #278 - davidiskickin
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#322 to #278 - weepinbell
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Getting A's in Jersey is like getting cheese on your burger; anyone can ******* do it.
#309 to #278 - msvegeta
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Woah guys watch out this badass is a master of copying and pasting! Such a rare talent.
Woah guys watch out this badass is a master of copying and pasting! Such a rare talent.
User avatar #293 to #278 - whatisdisshit
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You fail at trolling.
#283 to #278 - bungholeripper
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Nice, way to copy the same **** from 4chan that had little reaction from the dozens of times i've seen it
#295 to #278 - JohnTheRipper
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oh my.....the butthurt in this thread is so thick i could cut it with a knife.
#324 to #278 - anon id: 2c6b4090
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He looks like a Jersey Shore twat-nugget.
The girl looks pretty retarded too.
There's this thing called TOO MUCH TANNING.
User avatar #281 to #278 - Jakeisanawesomeguy
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4chan
#294 to #278 - theaward
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#312 to #278 - theotherwhitemeat
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what's even more sad is the fact that you have to make that up so you can feel better about yourself
#286 to #278 - anon id: 4683f5f8
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First of all, your the ******** over here.
all that **** you just said was all fake and your not the only one that knows it retard.
Trying to act like you don't frequently use funny junk when its clear that you do.
you want to know what your biggest fail was? towards the end of your comment :
"Pic related: its me and my bitch"
how would you know that you need to say pic related? 0nly people on funny junk who frequently use it and upload posts and comments would know that. ********.
Think before you talk....even if it is a lie.
#299 to #286 - BaconandCheese
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anon... you are alright.

The above anon... not so much
User avatar #302 to #278 - archangelnight
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Hey, John, we aren't bring this to funnyjunk M'kay? It's old and bad M'kay? so lets just leave it on /b/ so they can come up with some new ones M'kay? M'kay.
#291 to #278 - dickorcock
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Rerro Fraggots,

Mry name is Scrooby, rand I hrate every sringle one of you. Arll of roo are frat, retarded, ro-rives roo sprend revery second rof their day rooking rat stupid rass prictures. Roo rar reverything brad rin the rorld. Ronestly, rave rany of roo rever grotten any prussy? Ri mean, Ri guess rit’s frun making frun rof preople brecause of rour rown rinsecurities, brut roo rall trake tro ra whrole rew revel. Rhis ris reven wrorse rhan rerking roff tro pictures ron fracebook.

Ron’t be ra stranger. Rust rhit re rith rour brest shrot. Ri’m pretty mruch perfect. Ri was rhe read of mry rown shrow, and frucked rover ghrosts. Rhat sprorts dro roo pray, rother rhan “jrack roff tro raked rawn jrapanese preople”? Ri ralso gret scooby shnacks, rand hrave ra branging hrot grirlfriend (Shre just threw me shome schrooby shnacks; Shrit ras RHO rhash). Roo rare rall raggots whro shrould jrust rhill roorshelves. Rhanks fror ristening.

Ric Rhelated: Rit’s rhe rand mry ritch

User avatar #303 to #291 - shykid
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you should have added the laugh at the end xD
#315 to #291 - anon id: 2c6b4090
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**** it was painful to read that whole thing.
#1 - breakfastlunch
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Anybody who says "I don't care what people think" is probably extremely self-conscious.
#59 - laughstoohard
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One thing that annoys me on facebook
User avatar #335 to #59 - ViXi
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At some random point about 60 people in my grade decided to put every relationship status with their friends. And that's why I stay off facebook.
#359 - yaiyainigga
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************* rolled a random image posted in comment #147 at This made my day. ** bitch please
#399 to #359 - sittingwhale
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#429 to #359 - rangeso
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Did someone say #swag?
Did someone say #swag?
#434 to #429 - giinthir
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User avatar #131 - mrskyler
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>get up at 6am
>get in shower .. out at 20 past 6
>spend an hour getting ready and doing my hair
> drive to college .. in at 9
i pick up a friend on the way , she just wakes up , does her make up in the car .. and thats it.

#136 to #131 - rustyshakleford
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>get up at 7 am
>have a bowl, cereal
>everybody's russian
>get down to the bus stop
>meet friends
>decide which seat to take
>lets 12 year old friend drive
>miss school
>remember what day it is
User avatar #138 to #136 - mrskyler
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SIR ....that was very good ! thumb for that !
#459 to #138 - rustyshakleford
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Why thank you! haha
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