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30 Sep 2011 0010
Why One Direction are better nocomments
than The Beatles
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1 THE Beatles have never been on I Factor.
2 THE Beatles might have produced a few alright songs, but they also foisted some right
howlers on us, like that walrus rubbish.
the Directions entire back catalogue is, unarguably, a totally perfect body of work. ICM,
they' only released one single so far but it is REALLY GOOD.)
3 ONE Direction only became a band after Nicole Scherzinger suggested it on the show.
The Beatles became a band without input from any of the Pussycat Dolls. Tedious.
4 THE Beatles rushed to deliver their first album, bashing out ten of the fourteen tracks in
just one day.
the Direction have spent nearly a whole year on their debut, so it' s obvious which will be
the superior recording.
5 WHEN the Direction are apart they always text and tweet "l miss you" to each other.
The Beatles didn' t even like each other enough to stay together.
e CINE Direction call Simon Ewell "Uncle Simon." John Lennon never even met Simon
Cowell!
7 THE Beatles tried other names like Johnny and the Moondogs, Long John and The Beetles
and The Silver Beatles before becoming The Beatles. the Direction have always had one
direction about being called the Direction.
8 CINE Directions lam went out with Rebecca Ferguson, who is much classier than Cynthia
Lennon. During I Factor, Harry, Liam and law were all linked to the same girl, and this
could potentially have ripped the band apart. In other words, Cher Lloyd is their Yoko.
Amazing.
9 THE Beatles were famous for their hair. Yet, no Beatle had better hair than Harry Styles,
right.
10 CINE Direction are the ambassadors fer Pokemon. The selfish old Beatles were only ever
ambassadors for themselves.
Never mind this hipster
******** ; it should be over
within a couple of months.
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group to do so. With the
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beats out other legendary UK
groups such as The Beatles and
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made it to number two on the UK
record chest upon its release across the pond in December.
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#30 - theoriginaltyson (03/21/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I've never even heard of this band.
#46 to #30 - stukka (03/22/2012) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beatles

Yeah I had to look them up too.
#7 - alwaysreadthetags (03/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW i heard of One Direction.
#48 - Strudel (03/22/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I'm sorry... who the **** is One Direction?
#368 - irishyank (03/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My fellow FJ'ers. I have a story you, so I suggest you listen. I'm from Ireland, from a small town specifically in the middle called Tullamore. You may have heard of Tullamore Dew whiskey or Irish Mist. Well that's where they both come from. Near this magical **** hole of a town is another even worse called Mullingar. This evil place has spawned 'Niall James Horan'. He's a member of One Direction. Now you say, this isn't so bad. but sit back and watch as I continue.

In Tullamore, we used to have this underage disco (basically a nightclub with no alcohol), where many people in the local area would come, generally 15-17 year olds. One magical night I had a few too many drinks before I went in, and this one lad kept bumping into me. Now I'm not a violent person, but he was doing it alot and it was annoying. This leads me on the the conclusion. I turned around and I knocked that ****** out after an hour and a half of him bumping into me. I punched him square in the face. I of course left so no one saw it was me. My friend told me it was some lad called Niall Horan. I thought nothing of it.

One year later someone had told me that a Niall Horan was in One Direction. And my fellow FJ'ers. I **** you not. I have knocked out Niall Horan of One Direction before when we both younger. I'm currently 19 and I believe I was 16-17 at the time.

I hope you enjoyed that as much as I enjoyed remembering it.
#184 - joshofsouls (03/22/2012) [+] (16 replies)
*sigh*

I had hope...
#188 to #186 - joshofsouls (03/22/2012) [-]
A Canadian pretty boy becomes one of the biggest sensations in the world...
They ruin vampires by making them sparkle like a ten dollar whore...
Artists like Lil' Wayne outshine great artists that truly deserve to be famous....
Our children are growing up without the true knowledge of what is right....
Teenage mutant ninja turtles are forever ruined....

And now...
#547 - theunpredictable (03/22/2012) [-]
look at all the ***** they give
#518 - securitynerd (03/22/2012) [-]
TIMMY TURRRNARRR, ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS BLASPHEMY
#440 - pewnage (03/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What the heck is One Direction?
#111 - superxspartan (03/22/2012) [-]
Is this going to be another Justin Bieber thing were even though we all ******* hate him we don't stop talking about how much we hate him?
******* , great.
#579 - noonacarly (03/22/2012) [-]
How do 5 gay men travel together?   
   
In One Direction.
How do 5 gay men travel together?

In One Direction.
#337 - koalafication (03/22/2012) [-]
How do five faggots walk together?

In One Direction.
#608 - littlepolski (03/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
As a Brit i wish to apologise to the rest of the world for One Direction.
#517 - Nickdowgg (03/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
who the 						****					 is one direction?
who the **** is one direction?
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#554 - boxinabox (03/22/2012) [-]
one direction
User avatar #492 - KingMH (03/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
How do five gay men walk into a bar,
In One Direction... I tried
#43 - mrbarks (03/22/2012) [-]
ambassadors for pokemon? im sorry but what the 						****					 does that even mean and what do they have to do with my pokemon?
ambassadors for pokemon? im sorry but what the **** does that even mean and what do they have to do with my pokemon?
#484 - therealredhood (03/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
It's simple. We kill One Direction and that Beaver fellow.
User avatar #225 - mcjake (03/22/2012) [-]
I live in the US.. what the **** is One Direction??
User avatar #114 - xamyomgx (03/22/2012) [-]
Wait, if they beat The Beatles in the US, then why do I still have no ******* idea who they are, but know almost all of The Beatles songs by heart? What is this ******* ?!
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