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30 Sep 2011 0010
Why One Direction are better nocomments
than The Beatles
1 THE Beatles have never been en X Factor.
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1 THE Beatles have never been on I Factor.
2 THE Beatles might have produced a few alright songs, but they also foisted some right
howlers on us, like that walrus rubbish.
the Directions entire back catalogue is, unarguably, a totally perfect body of work. ICM,
they' only released one single so far but it is REALLY GOOD.)
3 ONE Direction only became a band after Nicole Scherzinger suggested it on the show.
The Beatles became a band without input from any of the Pussycat Dolls. Tedious.
4 THE Beatles rushed to deliver their first album, bashing out ten of the fourteen tracks in
just one day.
the Direction have spent nearly a whole year on their debut, so it' s obvious which will be
the superior recording.
5 WHEN the Direction are apart they always text and tweet "l miss you" to each other.
The Beatles didn' t even like each other enough to stay together.
e CINE Direction call Simon Ewell "Uncle Simon." John Lennon never even met Simon
7 THE Beatles tried other names like Johnny and the Moondogs, Long John and The Beetles
and The Silver Beatles before becoming The Beatles. the Direction have always had one
direction about being called the Direction.
8 CINE Directions lam went out with Rebecca Ferguson, who is much classier than Cynthia
Lennon. During I Factor, Harry, Liam and law were all linked to the same girl, and this
could potentially have ripped the band apart. In other words, Cher Lloyd is their Yoko.
9 THE Beatles were famous for their hair. Yet, no Beatle had better hair than Harry Styles,
10 CINE Direction are the ambassadors fer Pokemon. The selfish old Beatles were only ever
ambassadors for themselves.
Never mind this hipster
bullshit; it should be over
within a couple of months.
one Direction now bigger than The Beatles in
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Cine Direction and their debut
album "Up All Mig hr has officially
debuted at number one in the
United Stag. granting them the
bragging rig his of the first ever UK
group to do so. With the
accomplishment. Cine Direction
beats out other legendary UK
groups such as The Beatles and
The Spine Girls by going directly
to number one upon debut in the
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made it to number two on the UK
record chest upon its release across the pond in December.
one Direction now bigger than The Beatles
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