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One Direction. I wonder whether we may populate Kepler 22b.... 30 Sep 2011 0010 Why One Direction are better nocomments than The Beatles 1 THE Beatles have neve

I wonder whether we may populate Kepler 22b...

30 Sep 2011 0010
Why One Direction are better nocomments
than The Beatles
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1 THE Beatles have never been on I Factor.
2 THE Beatles might have produced a few alright songs, but they also foisted some right
howlers on us, like that walrus rubbish.
the Directions entire back catalogue is, unarguably, a totally perfect body of work. ICM,
they' only released one single so far but it is REALLY GOOD.)
3 ONE Direction only became a band after Nicole Scherzinger suggested it on the show.
The Beatles became a band without input from any of the Pussycat Dolls. Tedious.
4 THE Beatles rushed to deliver their first album, bashing out ten of the fourteen tracks in
just one day.
the Direction have spent nearly a whole year on their debut, so it' s obvious which will be
the superior recording.
5 WHEN the Direction are apart they always text and tweet "l miss you" to each other.
The Beatles didn' t even like each other enough to stay together.
e CINE Direction call Simon Ewell "Uncle Simon." John Lennon never even met Simon
Cowell!
7 THE Beatles tried other names like Johnny and the Moondogs, Long John and The Beetles
and The Silver Beatles before becoming The Beatles. the Direction have always had one
direction about being called the Direction.
8 CINE Directions lam went out with Rebecca Ferguson, who is much classier than Cynthia
Lennon. During I Factor, Harry, Liam and law were all linked to the same girl, and this
could potentially have ripped the band apart. In other words, Cher Lloyd is their Yoko.
Amazing.
9 THE Beatles were famous for their hair. Yet, no Beatle had better hair than Harry Styles,
right.
10 CINE Direction are the ambassadors fer Pokemon. The selfish old Beatles were only ever
ambassadors for themselves.
Never mind this hipster
bullshit; it should be over
within a couple of months.
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number one
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record chest upon its release across the pond in December.
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#30 - theoriginaltyson
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(03/21/2012) [-]
I've never even heard of this band.
User avatar #636 to #30 - slootysloot
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(03/22/2012) [-]
I know it says their super big in the usa but i have never heard of them and i live in washigton!
User avatar #147 to #30 - AceOfHart
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
Thank god I'm not alone
#46 to #30 - stukka
Reply +222 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beatles

Yeah I had to look them up too.
#97 to #46 - benk
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(03/22/2012) [-]
why does stukka have red thumbs, hes trying to be a troll. It was done on purpose as a joke, is funnyjunk really that stupid?
User avatar #340 to #97 - stukka
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(03/22/2012) [-]
Thanks mate. Now it's +67 w00t.
User avatar #644 to #340 - benk
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(03/22/2012) [-]
np u deserved the thumbs anyway
User avatar #618 to #97 - monotuei
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(03/22/2012) [-]
I did something similar, just didn't want to add any trollface or anything similar for increasing the lulz.


I ended up with -100 thumbs.

Check it for yourself.
#7 - alwaysreadthetags
Reply +49 123456789123345869
(03/21/2012) [-]
MFW i heard of One Direction.
#411 to #7 - superluffy
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#48 - Strudel
Reply +36 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
I'm sorry... who the **** is One Direction?
User avatar #549 to #48 - theomegaman
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
Well if you watch Jon Lajoie's "Pop Song" ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijr4rwb2WbE ), they are pretty much the perfect example for what he's talking about.
#71 to #48 - drpanda
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(03/22/2012) [-]
Another boy band phase for teenage girls..
#146 to #71 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account**
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User avatar #219 to #146 - tankimatt
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(03/22/2012) [-]
then again the beatles weren't hated by everyone who wasn't a 14 year-old girl
#310 to #146 - drpanda
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
Well, they made good music these kids don't. I don't hate them because many little girls like them, I actually take the time listen to a couple of songs and see if they have potential of leaving a mark in the music industry and they don't. Trust me.
User avatar #163 to #146 - jaakoko
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
Thank you so much for saying that, last time I mentioned this same thing my limbs were almost ripped apart by 40 year-old Beatles fangirls....
User avatar #159 to #48 - jaakoko
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
Some marketing genius took the style of Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber, pasted them on a couple of kids and sold it to millions of pre-pubescent girls...

#368 - irishyank
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
My fellow FJ'ers. I have a story you, so I suggest you listen. I'm from Ireland, from a small town specifically in the middle called Tullamore. You may have heard of Tullamore Dew whiskey or Irish Mist. Well that's where they both come from. Near this magical **** hole of a town is another even worse called Mullingar. This evil place has spawned 'Niall James Horan'. He's a member of One Direction. Now you say, this isn't so bad. but sit back and watch as I continue.

In Tullamore, we used to have this underage disco (basically a nightclub with no alcohol), where many people in the local area would come, generally 15-17 year olds. One magical night I had a few too many drinks before I went in, and this one lad kept bumping into me. Now I'm not a violent person, but he was doing it alot and it was annoying. This leads me on the the conclusion. I turned around and I knocked that ****** out after an hour and a half of him bumping into me. I punched him square in the face. I of course left so no one saw it was me. My friend told me it was some lad called Niall Horan. I thought nothing of it.

One year later someone had told me that a Niall Horan was in One Direction. And my fellow FJ'ers. I **** you not. I have knocked out Niall Horan of One Direction before when we both younger. I'm currently 19 and I believe I was 16-17 at the time.

I hope you enjoyed that as much as I enjoyed remembering it.
#376 to #368 - gotmahswagga
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Dear Fellow FJ'er:
Dear Fellow FJ'er:
#391 to #368 - bawsorama
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(03/22/2012) [-]
my ******* hero
#373 to #368 - opinionated
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(03/22/2012) [-]
Well what a riveting tale my fellow FJer, hopefully it is a true story for if it were it would be truly wondrous
Well what a riveting tale my fellow FJer, hopefully it is a true story for if it were it would be truly wondrous
#184 - joshofsouls
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
*sigh*

I had hope...
#186 to #184 - joshofsouls
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
I had FAITH in this generation... That it would not stray from the path...
But... Surely I was wrong to put my soul into them...
#188 to #186 - joshofsouls
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(03/22/2012) [-]
A Canadian pretty boy becomes one of the biggest sensations in the world...
They ruin vampires by making them sparkle like a ten dollar whore...
Artists like Lil' Wayne outshine great artists that truly deserve to be famous....
Our children are growing up without the true knowledge of what is right....
Teenage mutant ninja turtles are forever ruined....

And now...
#189 to #188 - joshofsouls
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(03/22/2012) [-]
THIS.... MONSTROSITY.... Is now more popular than one of the greatest bands known to man....?

W...well... There it goes... My last...bit...of faith.. in this generation... Nay... In the WORLD....

....

What the **** man.... What... THE....

#191 to #189 - joshofsouls
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(03/22/2012) [-]


****!
#193 to #191 - joshofsouls
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
THAT IS IT! I REFUSE TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE!
I REFUSE TO LET THIS WORTHLESS PLANET EXIST ANY LONGER!

IT IS TIME, EVERYONE, HOLD ONTO YOUR ASSES, I WILL SPARE ONLY THE WORTHY!!!

#195 to #193 - joshofsouls
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(03/22/2012) [-]


HHHHRRRRYYYYYAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!!
#198 to #195 - joshofsouls
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(03/22/2012) [-]

GOODBYE EARTH! IT'S A SHAME THIS MUST HAPPEN!
#200 to #198 - joshofsouls
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(03/22/2012) [-]


BUT IT MUST... BE....
#201 to #200 - joshofsouls
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
DOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!
HHHHHAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
#203 to #201 - joshofsouls
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(03/22/2012) [-]
#209 to #203 - anon id: 80bb6eaf
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(03/22/2012) [-]
Okay, I'm back, I jus-
What...
#253 to #209 - anon id: 80bb6eaf
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(03/22/2012) [-]
HOLY MOTHER OF JEGUS
#256 to #253 - homestucklover
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(03/22/2012) [-]
JOSH, WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO.   
YOU JUST BLEW UP THE ******* EARTH, DIDN'T YOU?    
OF COURSE YOU DID, YOU BRAINLESS ******   
NEVERMIND, JUST, NEVERMIND. ALL THAT'S IMPORTANT NOW IS THAT WE FIND A NEW PLANET WITH A SENTIENT SPECIES THAT DOESN'T HAVE AN INCREASINGLY RETARDED CULTURE.
JOSH, WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO.
YOU JUST BLEW UP THE ******* EARTH, DIDN'T YOU?
OF COURSE YOU DID, YOU BRAINLESS ******
NEVERMIND, JUST, NEVERMIND. ALL THAT'S IMPORTANT NOW IS THAT WE FIND A NEW PLANET WITH A SENTIENT SPECIES THAT DOESN'T HAVE AN INCREASINGLY RETARDED CULTURE.
#342 to #256 - Sunset
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#454 to #256 - ohgodwaitimatheist
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
This thread was one the best I ever witnessed.
This thread was one the best I ever witnessed.
#300 to #203 - bosskiss
Reply -7 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
I see you like same fagging   
but i also see you hate one direction   
and for that you serve the thumb
I see you like same fagging
but i also see you hate one direction
and for that you serve the thumb
#547 - theunpredictable
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
look at all the ***** they give
#440 - pewnage
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
What the heck is One Direction?
User avatar #445 to #440 - insanezombie
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
A boy band made by Simon Cowell on X Factor...
#518 - securitynerd
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
TIMMY TURRRNARRR, ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS BLASPHEMY
#337 - koalafication
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
How do five faggots walk together?

In One Direction.
#111 - superxspartan
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(03/22/2012) [-]
Is this going to be another Justin Bieber thing were even though we all ******* hate him we don't stop talking about how much we hate him?
*******, great.