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One Direction. I wonder whether we may populate Kepler 22b.... 30 Sep 2011 0010 Why One Direction are better nocomments than The Beatles 1 THE Beatles have neve

I wonder whether we may populate Kepler 22b...

30 Sep 2011 0010
Why One Direction are better nocomments
than The Beatles
1 THE Beatles have never been en X Factor.
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1 THE Beatles have never been on I Factor.
2 THE Beatles might have produced a few alright songs, but they also foisted some right
howlers on us, like that walrus rubbish.
the Directions entire back catalogue is, unarguably, a totally perfect body of work. ICM,
they' only released one single so far but it is REALLY GOOD.)
3 ONE Direction only became a band after Nicole Scherzinger suggested it on the show.
The Beatles became a band without input from any of the Pussycat Dolls. Tedious.
4 THE Beatles rushed to deliver their first album, bashing out ten of the fourteen tracks in
just one day.
the Direction have spent nearly a whole year on their debut, so it' s obvious which will be
the superior recording.
5 WHEN the Direction are apart they always text and tweet "l miss you" to each other.
The Beatles didn' t even like each other enough to stay together.
e CINE Direction call Simon Ewell "Uncle Simon." John Lennon never even met Simon
Cowell!
7 THE Beatles tried other names like Johnny and the Moondogs, Long John and The Beetles
and The Silver Beatles before becoming The Beatles. the Direction have always had one
direction about being called the Direction.
8 CINE Directions lam went out with Rebecca Ferguson, who is much classier than Cynthia
Lennon. During I Factor, Harry, Liam and law were all linked to the same girl, and this
could potentially have ripped the band apart. In other words, Cher Lloyd is their Yoko.
Amazing.
9 THE Beatles were famous for their hair. Yet, no Beatle had better hair than Harry Styles,
right.
10 CINE Direction are the ambassadors fer Pokemon. The selfish old Beatles were only ever
ambassadors for themselves.
Never mind this hipster
******** ; it should be over
within a couple of months.
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number one
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bragging rig his of the first ever UK
group to do so. With the
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groups such as The Beatles and
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#30 - theoriginaltyson (03/21/2012) [-]
I've never even heard of this band.
User avatar #636 to #30 - slootysloot (03/22/2012) [-]
I know it says their super big in the usa but i have never heard of them and i live in washigton!
User avatar #147 to #30 - AceOfHart (03/22/2012) [-]
Thank god I'm not alone
#46 to #30 - stukka (03/22/2012) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beatles

Yeah I had to look them up too.
#97 to #46 - benk (03/22/2012) [-]
why does stukka have red thumbs, hes trying to be a troll. It was done on purpose as a joke, is funnyjunk really that stupid?
User avatar #340 to #97 - stukka (03/22/2012) [-]
Thanks mate. Now it's +67 w00t.
User avatar #644 to #340 - benk (03/22/2012) [-]
np u deserved the thumbs anyway
User avatar #618 to #97 - monotuei (03/22/2012) [-]
I did something similar, just didn't want to add any trollface or anything similar for increasing the lulz.


I ended up with -100 thumbs.

Check it for yourself.
#368 - irishyank (03/22/2012) [-]
My fellow FJ'ers. I have a story you, so I suggest you listen. I'm from Ireland, from a small town specifically in the middle called Tullamore. You may have heard of Tullamore Dew whiskey or Irish Mist. Well that's where they both come from. Near this magical **** hole of a town is another even worse called Mullingar. This evil place has spawned 'Niall James Horan'. He's a member of One Direction. Now you say, this isn't so bad. but sit back and watch as I continue.

In Tullamore, we used to have this underage disco (basically a nightclub with no alcohol), where many people in the local area would come, generally 15-17 year olds. One magical night I had a few too many drinks before I went in, and this one lad kept bumping into me. Now I'm not a violent person, but he was doing it alot and it was annoying. This leads me on the the conclusion. I turned around and I knocked that ****** out after an hour and a half of him bumping into me. I punched him square in the face. I of course left so no one saw it was me. My friend told me it was some lad called Niall Horan. I thought nothing of it.

One year later someone had told me that a Niall Horan was in One Direction. And my fellow FJ'ers. I **** you not. I have knocked out Niall Horan of One Direction before when we both younger. I'm currently 19 and I believe I was 16-17 at the time.

I hope you enjoyed that as much as I enjoyed remembering it.
#376 to #368 - gotmahswagga (03/22/2012) [-]
Dear Fellow FJ'er:
Dear Fellow FJ'er:
#373 to #368 - opinionated (03/22/2012) [-]
Well what a riveting tale my fellow FJer, hopefully it is a true story for if it were it would be truly wondrous
Well what a riveting tale my fellow FJer, hopefully it is a true story for if it were it would be truly wondrous
#7 - alwaysreadthetags (03/21/2012) [-]
MFW i heard of One Direction.
#48 - Strudel (03/22/2012) [-]
I'm sorry... who the **** is One Direction?
User avatar #549 to #48 - theomegaman (03/22/2012) [-]
Well if you watch Jon Lajoie's "Pop Song" ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijr4rwb2WbE ), they are pretty much the perfect example for what he's talking about.
#71 to #48 - drpanda (03/22/2012) [-]
Another boy band phase for teenage girls..
+3
#146 to #71 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #219 to #146 - tankimatt (03/22/2012) [-]
then again the beatles weren't hated by everyone who wasn't a 14 year-old girl
#310 to #146 - drpanda (03/22/2012) [-]
Well, they made good music these kids don't. I don't hate them because many little girls like them, I actually take the time listen to a couple of songs and see if they have potential of leaving a mark in the music industry and they don't. Trust me.
User avatar #163 to #146 - jaakoko (03/22/2012) [-]
Thank you so much for saying that, last time I mentioned this same thing my limbs were almost ripped apart by 40 year-old Beatles fangirls....
User avatar #159 to #48 - jaakoko (03/22/2012) [-]
Some marketing genius took the style of Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber, pasted them on a couple of kids and sold it to millions of pre-pubescent girls...

#547 - theunpredictable (03/22/2012) [-]
look at all the ***** they give
#337 - koalafication (03/22/2012) [-]
How do five faggots walk together?

In One Direction.
#111 - superxspartan ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
Is this going to be another Justin Bieber thing were even though we all ******* hate him we don't stop talking about how much we hate him?
******* , great.
#608 - littlepolski (03/22/2012) [-]
As a Brit i wish to apologise to the rest of the world for One Direction.
#616 to #608 - Virt (03/22/2012) [-]
its ok as long as you forgive the US for the jonas brothers.......and miley cirus........and making justin bieber famous......and....well **** this list is big.............
User avatar #639 to #616 - USSR (03/22/2012) [-]
doesnt matter who made beiber famous hes a ******* canadain he doesnt belong on the us list and why bring the usa into this when they have nothing to do with it???
User avatar #642 to #639 - Virt (03/22/2012) [-]
US girls went ******* crazy and ate him up like bacon in an episode epic meal time

without the US i don thin JB would be anywhere really, but idk i dont care about him, all i know is i hear girls talk about him too damn much
#623 to #616 - littlepolski (03/22/2012) [-]
One direction is karma saying **** you for all the **** we gave you about bieber
#625 to #623 - Virt (03/22/2012) [-]
its ok
because now we see how this **** happens and we can work together to fix it
#629 to #625 - littlepolski (03/22/2012) [-]
while we are at it we can get JLS too
#517 - Nickdowgg (03/22/2012) [-]
who the 			****		 is one direction?
who the **** is one direction?
User avatar #524 to #517 - megatrollinator (03/22/2012) [-]
I love you (No Homo)
User avatar #544 to #524 - Nickdowgg (03/22/2012) [-]
seriously, this was my reaction when I searched them on youtube.
how the **** do a bunch of talentless asshole's get famous like that?
oh yeah that's right they're asshole's
#546 to #544 - Nickdowgg (03/22/2012) [-]
oops, forgot the gif.
oops, forgot the gif.
#554 - boxinabox ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
one direction
User avatar #492 - KingMH (03/22/2012) [-]
How do five gay men walk into a bar,
In One Direction... I tried
+11
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User avatar #298 to #50 - bosskiss (03/22/2012) [-]
if you would compare justin bieber to one direction
justin bieber would be a cool lumberjack who isn't homo/girly in any way
#51 to #50 - lightningunicorn (03/22/2012) [-]
So I'm not the only one that doesn't know? This is seriously the first I've heard of them.    
   
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So I'm not the only one that doesn't know? This is seriously the first I've heard of them.

.gif unrelated.
#505 - dilara (03/22/2012) [-]
Please leave the internet, Polly Hudson, the writer of that 			******		 article. I can't stand your 			********		 and I will kill everything you love.
Please leave the internet, Polly Hudson, the writer of that ****** article. I can't stand your ******** and I will kill everything you love.
#484 - therealredhood (03/22/2012) [-]
It's simple. We kill One Direction and that Beaver fellow.
#647 to #484 - Rascal (12/28/2013) [-]
this guy, chandler, actually thinks his name is "justin beaver", we try to tell him its "bieber" but he dosen't believe us.
User avatar #495 to #484 - jigglepuff (03/22/2012) [-]
unrelated but that picture still gives me chills. It was the first screenshot i saw of Joker in TDK and i **** myself.
User avatar #507 to #497 - jigglepuff (03/22/2012) [-]
extremely serious, bro.
User avatar #114 - xamyomgx (03/22/2012) [-]
Wait, if they beat The Beatles in the US, then why do I still have no ******* idea who they are, but know almost all of The Beatles songs by heart? What is this ******* ?!
#43 - mrbarks ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
ambassadors for pokemon? im sorry but what the 			****		 does that even mean and what do they have to do with my pokemon?
ambassadors for pokemon? im sorry but what the **** does that even mean and what do they have to do with my pokemon?
User avatar #225 - mcjake (03/22/2012) [-]
I live in the US.. what the **** is One Direction??
#580 - expeditas (03/22/2012) [-]
Batman's fist goes in one direction
#576 - CakemanRPG (03/22/2012) [-]
If this is what garbage today's youth listen to then I'm out.
If this is what garbage today's youth listen to then I'm out.
#574 - wheredawhitewomen (03/22/2012) [-]
Either she is the dumbest person in the world, or the most brilliant troll I have ever seen.

Being that the first one says "The Beatles have never been on X Factor." then I'm going with the latter. There's no way you can take her seriously after reading that.
#648 to #574 - Rascal (12/28/2013) [-]
most brilliant troll
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