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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - mizuichigatsu
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(03/21/2012) [-]
Sign me up for the Army!
Sign me up for the Army!
User avatar #2 to #1 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/21/2012) [-]
go to the army post and i will choose the highest rank
User avatar #4 to #2 - frienderman
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(03/22/2012) [-]
Sir, our Leroy-Jenkins maneuvers have not been successful, and morale is low. What should I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/24/2012) [-]
who ordered that maneuver i didnt order WHO THE **** ORDERED TELL ME GENERAL
User avatar #6 to #5 - frienderman
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(03/24/2012) [-]
Sir, as you appointed me to supreme commander of state war/diplomatic affair, I believe it was you who gave me authority to command my men using my own discretion.
User avatar #8 to #6 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/24/2012) [-]
im am your commanding officer and you are to appoint me in every order you make
User avatar #9 to #8 - frienderman
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(03/24/2012) [-]
SIR!
Permission to order troops to stop wasting paperclips by having "sword fights" with them.
SIR!
User avatar #10 to #9 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/24/2012) [-]
no let them have there fun

User avatar #12 to #10 - frienderman
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(03/24/2012) [-]
SIR!
*their*
SIR!
User avatar #11 to #10 - frienderman
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(03/24/2012) [-]
SIR!
Paper clip supplies are depleting, and we have had to resort to stabbing bayonets through documents to hold them together.
SIR!
User avatar #13 to #11 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/24/2012) [-]
ok tell them to stop
User avatar #14 to #13 - frienderman
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(03/24/2012) [-]
It's too late, we are all out of paper clips, our men's finger tips are scarred, and Lewis even got his eye poked out.
User avatar #15 to #14 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/24/2012) [-]
well get lewis to the hospital and tell to stop messing around
User avatar #16 to #15 - frienderman
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(03/24/2012) [-]
Lewis has gone mad, and we've quarantined him in a bunker. Something about paperclips and knives...
User avatar #17 to #16 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
ok go in there with some heavy armor and put him to sleep so we can transport him to a hospital
User avatar #18 to #17 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
We locked him in the bunker with the heavy armor. And besides, he's got thumbtacks! Thumbtacks I tell you!!!
User avatar #19 to #18 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
well then he gonna bleed to death. go in there and take him out
User avatar #20 to #19 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
But sir! Do you know how much it hurts to get poked with a thumbtack? A lot. I'm not sure that my men can handle it.
User avatar #21 to #20 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
ok either you go in and i mean you or i will demote you to private first class. YOU HEAR ME
User avatar #22 to #21 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
SIR!
He is on his way to the hospital now. And my finger is bleeding. Nice job.
SIR!
User avatar #23 to #22 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
well now you can call yourself a soldeir now go do paperwork on the matter
User avatar #24 to #23 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
What should I use to keep the papers together?
User avatar #7 to #6 - frienderman
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(03/24/2012) [-]
(And the Leroy-Jenkins maneuver sounded like it'd work, honest)
User avatar #25 to #4 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
just staple them with stapler
User avatar #26 to #25 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
The staples are in Lewis's stomach, sir. They should be removed while he is in the hospital.
User avatar #27 to #26 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
how th- nope nevermind i dont want to know how he did that. i'll send over some supplies
User avatar #28 to #27 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Thank you sir. (As a side note I'm not sure how he did it either. He was awfully hungry, though.)
User avatar #29 to #28 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
what happened to the food rations then i sent over 600 over there
User avatar #30 to #29 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
He said something about needing more iron in his diet. Then he put sunglasses on and ate the staples. He was indeed, quite crazy.
User avatar #31 to #30 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
ok when he gets out of the hospital send him to a insane asylum
User avatar #32 to #31 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
I'll make arrangements. In the meantime, how 'bout that bombing of their base? I got some sweet clips.
#34 to #32 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Here's one
Here's one
User avatar #33 to #32 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
i know right i have a 50000 frame by frame video
User avatar #35 to #33 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Soo... Did we win?
User avatar #36 to #35 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
i dont know but i think they backed off for now
#37 to #36 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
VICTORY SCREECH!!!   
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VICTORY SCREECH!!!
DOOLOOLOOLOOLOOOLOOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!!!
#38 to #37 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
i said for now- oh whats this mail we won   
   
DERPY will handle the after party
i said for now- oh whats this mail we won

DERPY will handle the after party
#39 to #38 - frienderman
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#40 to #39 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
woot
User avatar #3 to #1 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/21/2012) [-]
ok your the general then you command the new equetria army