ALL MILITARY BRANCHES ARE HERE. I'M GOING TO DELETE THE POSTS AND JUST LEAVE THIS HERE.. Sign me up for the Army! ALL MILITARY BRANCHES ARE HERE I'M GOING TO DELETE THE POSTS AND JUST LEAVE THIS Sign me up for the Army!
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#1 - mizuichigatsu
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(03/21/2012) [-]
Sign me up for the Army!
Sign me up for the Army!
#2 to #1 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/21/2012) [-]
go to the army post and i will choose the highest rank
#4 to #2 - frienderman
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(03/22/2012) [-]
Sir, our Leroy-Jenkins maneuvers have not been successful, and morale is low. What should I do?
#5 to #4 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/24/2012) [-]
who ordered that maneuver i didnt order WHO THE **** ORDERED TELL ME GENERAL
#6 to #5 - frienderman
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(03/24/2012) [-]
Sir, as you appointed me to supreme commander of state war/diplomatic affair, I believe it was you who gave me authority to command my men using my own discretion.
#8 to #6 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/24/2012) [-]
im am your commanding officer and you are to appoint me in every order you make
#9 to #8 - frienderman
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(03/24/2012) [-]
SIR!
Permission to order troops to stop wasting paperclips by having "sword fights" with them.
SIR!
#10 to #9 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/24/2012) [-]
no let them have there fun

#12 to #10 - frienderman
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(03/24/2012) [-]
SIR!
*their*
SIR!
#11 to #10 - frienderman
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(03/24/2012) [-]
SIR!
Paper clip supplies are depleting, and we have had to resort to stabbing bayonets through documents to hold them together.
SIR!
#13 to #11 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/24/2012) [-]
ok tell them to stop
#14 to #13 - frienderman
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(03/24/2012) [-]
It's too late, we are all out of paper clips, our men's finger tips are scarred, and Lewis even got his eye poked out.
#15 to #14 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/24/2012) [-]
well get lewis to the hospital and tell to stop messing around
#16 to #15 - frienderman
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(03/24/2012) [-]
Lewis has gone mad, and we've quarantined him in a bunker. Something about paperclips and knives...
#17 to #16 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
ok go in there with some heavy armor and put him to sleep so we can transport him to a hospital
#18 to #17 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
We locked him in the bunker with the heavy armor. And besides, he's got thumbtacks! Thumbtacks I tell you!!!
#19 to #18 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
well then he gonna bleed to death. go in there and take him out
#20 to #19 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
But sir! Do you know how much it hurts to get poked with a thumbtack? A lot. I'm not sure that my men can handle it.
#21 to #20 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
ok either you go in and i mean you or i will demote you to private first class. YOU HEAR ME
#22 to #21 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
SIR!
He is on his way to the hospital now. And my finger is bleeding. Nice job.
SIR!
#23 to #22 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
well now you can call yourself a soldeir now go do paperwork on the matter
#24 to #23 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
What should I use to keep the papers together?
#7 to #6 - frienderman
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(03/24/2012) [-]
(And the Leroy-Jenkins maneuver sounded like it'd work, honest)
#25 to #4 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
just staple them with stapler
#26 to #25 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
The staples are in Lewis's stomach, sir. They should be removed while he is in the hospital.
#27 to #26 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
how th- nope nevermind i dont want to know how he did that. i'll send over some supplies
#28 to #27 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Thank you sir. (As a side note I'm not sure how he did it either. He was awfully hungry, though.)
#29 to #28 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
what happened to the food rations then i sent over 600 over there
#30 to #29 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
He said something about needing more iron in his diet. Then he put sunglasses on and ate the staples. He was indeed, quite crazy.
#31 to #30 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
ok when he gets out of the hospital send him to a insane asylum
#32 to #31 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
I'll make arrangements. In the meantime, how 'bout that bombing of their base? I got some sweet clips.
#34 to #32 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Here's one
Here's one
#33 to #32 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
i know right i have a 50000 frame by frame video
#35 to #33 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
Soo... Did we win?
#36 to #35 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
i dont know but i think they backed off for now
#37 to #36 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
VICTORY SCREECH!!!   
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VICTORY SCREECH!!!
DOOLOOLOOLOOLOOOLOOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!!!
#38 to #37 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
i said for now- oh whats this mail we won   
   
DERPY will handle the after party
i said for now- oh whats this mail we won

DERPY will handle the after party
#39 to #38 - frienderman
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(03/25/2012) [-]
#40 to #39 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/25/2012) [-]
woot
#3 to #1 - paintballgun [OP]
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(03/21/2012) [-]
ok your the general then you command the new equetria army