As I' m sure ycu‘ ye all noticed,
characters such as these:
make us a lil furry.
New, being a human, I can' t help but
wander why this is. I knew what
ecru' re all thinking. "Duh. It' s just
the tits and ass" ycu say. But )
that I say,
You are wrong.
this phenomenon that is borderline
bestiality. Sc much , that I decided
I MUST get ) the bottem cf it and
determine the cause ) ease my troubled
mind. After many Sleepless nights cf
scul searching and meditation, I
discovered the rect cf this slightly
disturbing debacle. There isn' t an easy
may ) say this, just brace yourself.
pause fer dramatic effect*
It can all be traced back ) this pivotal
moment cf cur childho) c) ...
Personally, I am quite perplexed by
Cauld ycu feel the laye that night?