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#33 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
This angers the absolute **** out of me. These gay ass kids who have never heard of a haircut that dress like faggots with their skinny jeans, tight shirts and sports hats on backwards when they don't even watch the ******* sport in the first place. And then they always have some sign up saying something like "You're all beautiful" which is totally hypocritical cos if he meant that, he would date a fat bitch for her personality, which he would never do. Then all these moron girls who have forgotten how a real man acts are like "oh my god hes so gorgeous!" when hes just a scrawny bitch who wouldn't be able to defend her if some lebo or coon pinched her on the ass. And then these 16 year old sluts complain about not being able to find a real man. My anger is through the roof when i see my retarded younger sister act like that. And thats the end of my rant.
#688 to #33 - lolmike (03/22/2012) [-]
omg fok off
#686 to #33 - safo (03/22/2012) [-]
tl;dr We all get pussy whipped
#682 to #33 - elixereight (03/22/2012) [-]
In my school, most people arn't like that. But then again, no sluts isn't that much of a good thing.
#661 to #33 - haydenk (03/22/2012) [-]
I actually recently made a status about this crap, too.
But I couldn't agree with you more.
#681 to #661 - elixereight (03/22/2012) [-]
please show me screenshots of all the comments :D
#685 to #681 - haydenk (03/22/2012) [-]
As you wish. Though they're not exciting. I've recently created a new Facebook to reduce the amount of friends I don't want. I'm also not popular. I'm kind of in the middle. I'm known.

As it says in the comments, I just woke up and smell nuggets.
User avatar #642 to #33 - Fifee Boy (03/22/2012) [-]
hopefully its evolution, the dumb bitches are attracted to the scrawny unfit ones and will die off while the rest of the smart women left will pair up with the testosterone rich guys and go on being healthy
User avatar #677 to #642 - oogaman (03/22/2012) [-]
But what if the dumb bitches and scrawny guy procreate? Then we're left with abominations.
User avatar #695 to #677 - Fifee Boy (03/22/2012) [-]
thats why im saying the scrawny ones will die off because they are scrawny and not as healthy as testosterone rich males
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User avatar #641 to #33 - missaddie (03/22/2012) [-]
I'm glad I have seen this.
I think they're the freaking ugliest guys, and they are pussies and hypocrites.
It's nice to have not only one person but several (Including probably a handful from the people that thumbed you up) agree with this.
Especially the skinny jeans, I hate skinny jeans.
Personally, I've never met what might be classified as a 'real man,' but I don't want some pussy following me around.
The kind of guy that takes control, not a total faggot but a total dick, you know? Not only that but _has the ability to__ take that control.
Not some dumbass who's skinnier than I am and acts like my own little sister.
User avatar #646 to #641 - missaddie (03/22/2012) [-]
Also, yes, I would love to be treated like that, so what? Doesn't everyone? What makes the difference is if the girl treats him right too. That's how it should be. But throughout highschool all I saw were guys acting like assholes or pussies and the girls being little bitches and cunts and whores. It was and is ridiculous, because I still see it in College.
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#612 to #33 - PuffMan (03/22/2012) [-]
SUH BEUTIFUL
User avatar #581 to #33 - admiralen (03/21/2012) [-]
didntread.gif
#580 to #33 - codyturner (03/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #572 to #33 - Thedudeyouknow (03/21/2012) [-]
You sir have created a **** storm of epic proportions
#568 to #33 - perplexedshrub (03/21/2012) [-]
I agree with you whole- heartedly..... **** it, im just gonna say it: I hate my generation, like all the little faggots born after me, thinking they're all cool and **** with their skinny jeans and ******* wide brim hats, and they're just a bunch of scrawny little clownasses. I pray for a world where the REAL men get the women, those who go to school and are clean, those who show respect to women, those who care about their health and their well- being, not these little cunts that say "swag" with every ******* Facebook status and walk around like they own the ******* world. **** .
#567 to #33 - superxspartan (03/21/2012) [-]
They're faggots because they have long hair?
I dunno, Vikings are pretty badass...
User avatar #562 to #33 - patownslife (03/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #554 to #33 - xshadeeisafag (03/21/2012) [-]
Someone's mad... Why waste your time on the ******* morons, they're morons.
Just ignore them and focus on the 5-10% of girls that do have brains.
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User avatar #563 to #553 - TwistedBamboozler (03/21/2012) [-]
Read between the lines. He's not calling all black people coons. There is a difference between a black person and a ****** . You know what I mean? Chris Rock made that 10 minutes of pure comedy gold based of that one idea. He's not being racist, he's telling the truth.
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User avatar #579 to #569 - TwistedBamboozler (03/21/2012) [-]
No, his thumbs have nothing to do with my opinions. I didn't thumb it either. I firmly believe in what I said, and that is the sad truth. I'd like to believe in what you are saying, but minorities, or anyone discriminated against for that matter never rise above. They blame the majority for all of their problems and never fix anything themselves. I can Point out SEVERAL black rights movement leaders who agree with me. Oakland is also a prime example.

If a man walks up to me, and he happens to be black, I would treat him no different than my own brother. If it turns out he's a stupid punk ass ****** I'll make fun of him all I want, as I would to any white man.
User avatar #545 to #33 - aaronjzc (03/21/2012) [-]
Ever since I've moved to this ********* a year and a half ago, I've really seen what total douchebags are. Black kids, white kids, brown kids, hispanic kids alike looking like total ******* idiots wearing either skin-tight jeans or pants down to their ******* asses with their fitted hats or snap-backs. Snap backs were cool in the 90's, but now, douchebags have given them a horrible name. These clowns are throwing up gang signs without knowing what they even ******* mean. Bumming change and bullying kids who were actually raised right, who have good morals, listen to good music, but are somehow the un-cool ones nowadays. I hear the music industry literally hitting rock bottom as punk-ass kids blast this garbage from their mobile phones which, by the way, take up a good 60% of their lives. Slut girls and decent girls alike only going for douchebag guys and leaving slim pickings for the rest of us. It all makes me ashamed, and makes me ask "why the **** do I have to be a teenager in a time like this?". But the question goes un-answered, just like it would if you were to ask "what the **** happened to this generation?".
User avatar #559 to #545 - TwistedBamboozler (03/21/2012) [-]
It goes like this. Every generation says that about themselves. It is human nature to be afraid of change for better or for worse. Even if you think "yeah, but now it's worse", you have to take into account the fact we now have 7 billion people on the planet instead of whatever the **** it used to be.

The solution is simple. Man the **** up, get bitches anyways and god dammit when you have kids raise them right.
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#538 to #33 - breakfastlunch (03/21/2012) [-]
Walls of text...   
   
Walls of text everywhere...
Walls of text...

Walls of text everywhere...
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#517 to #33 - ruinsage (03/21/2012) [-]
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this is gonna start quite a *********
#406 to #33 - muthauckas (03/21/2012) [-]
Man, in my school if you wore skinny jeans or had hair like that, well no one's even dared to try it, but if they did, they would be well aware that their new name was 'faggot' by the end of the day.
User avatar #546 to #406 - bagfullofkittens (03/21/2012) [-]
6th grade sounds harcore.
#389 to #33 - kurtr (03/21/2012) [-]
Never seen a long post like this having over 250+ thumbs
User avatar #350 to #33 - dbrak (03/21/2012) [-]
sooo funnyjunk usually complains about girls not choosing them for their personality, and now everyone is saying that girls should be picking more built guys? besides, would you even WANT a girl who is into this type of guy?
User avatar #662 to #350 - GamerMandrew (03/22/2012) [-]
No one specifically said built. Just not a pure pussy.
#333 to #33 - bigsanta (03/21/2012) [-]
<--mfw all my friends became hypebeasts who want to go shopping at the mall every day   
   
and the part that pisses me off the most is that when i asked them the teams that were on their baseball caps, they had no clue what the 						****					 to say
<--mfw all my friends became hypebeasts who want to go shopping at the mall every day

and the part that pisses me off the most is that when i asked them the teams that were on their baseball caps, they had no clue what the **** to say
#317 to #33 - trampballs (03/21/2012) [-]
what pisses me off most is when these poofy little cunts think that they have amazing bodies when they are just skinny little ***** that do no exercise.
<--- cunts like these make me mad. i just want to plant a right hook right in his skinny runt face
#362 to #317 - zionsype (03/21/2012) [-]
I have long hair and I'm kind of skinny, but I don't act like those guys. I work out because I don't want to be extremely skinny, but I stay skinny no mater what. I 						*******					 HATE watching sports and yet every 						****					 year my family buys me jersey for the Steelers. I like playing sports sometimes, I don't see how the 						****					 people enjoy watching them. Also, I don't think girls should be treated like a 						*******					 queen simply because they have a vagina, I'll treat her nice if shes not a bitch, which most of them are because of these 						*******					.
I have long hair and I'm kind of skinny, but I don't act like those guys. I work out because I don't want to be extremely skinny, but I stay skinny no mater what. I ******* HATE watching sports and yet every **** year my family buys me jersey for the Steelers. I like playing sports sometimes, I don't see how the **** people enjoy watching them. Also, I don't think girls should be treated like a ******* queen simply because they have a vagina, I'll treat her nice if shes not a bitch, which most of them are because of these ******* .
User avatar #372 to #362 - trampballs (03/21/2012) [-]
umm why are you telling me this?
User avatar #390 to #372 - zionsype (03/21/2012) [-]
Because everyone here seems to think anyone who has long hair and is skinny acts exactly like these guys.
User avatar #404 to #390 - trampballs (03/21/2012) [-]
no they don't...
if you are skinny then that's fine. but don't go about taking pictures of yourself with your top off thinking that you are ripped and that girls find your body irresistible.
at the end of the day people judge you on the way you look. you may not want to think this, but they do. if you look like one of these "guys" then people will think that you are one of these people and will assume that you are a faggy scene kid
User avatar #312 to #33 - raptorfacerumble (03/21/2012) [-]
My god no truer words have been spoken. I don't even care if "truer" is a word or not. I'm 16 and kids my age do it ALL the time. It angers me to the max, like the **** ! There was this one time, I was in the shopping centre and this kid had the Miami Heat Snapback on, the brim was facing the back, the hat wasn't actually on his head, it was like just somehow sitting there, and if anything, the brim was covering his neck, so it'd pree much look like this> O| that's the best way i can put it. But yeah, it's annoying as **** ! And then you got those kids that take those photos, "photoshop" them, and then add a little quote that has nothing to do with it. ******** I say. ******** .
User avatar #304 to #33 - inflamess (03/21/2012) [-]
I wear skinny jeans and have hair almost like that. Don't worry, I'm not a massive faggot though, and enjoy metal.
#296 to #33 - dylanklebold (03/21/2012) [-]
It's things like this that make me want to shoot up my school.
#327 to #296 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
isnt that the guy from columbine highschool shooting?
User avatar #417 to #327 - corkscrew (03/21/2012) [-]
Did you see his name?
#666 to #417 - dylanklebold (03/22/2012) [-]
I find it kind of funny how I said that was one of the reasons that Klebold shot up Columbine with Harris, and I got thumbed down.
User avatar #680 to #666 - corkscrew (03/22/2012) [-]
People don't really think school shootings are incredibly funny though
#281 to #33 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
So because people choose not to go to the gym they instantly cease to be a man? Speaking as a small guy, I take great deals of offence to that statement. I participate in some sports, maintaining a reasonable fitness level, but because of my genetics I will be small [url deleted] I not deserve to be happy in a relationship merely because I cannot physically intimidate potential threats? If both you and your girlfriend are happy shouldn't it be fine?
#272 to #33 - jgallardo (03/21/2012) [-]
Im a sophomore in high school, have a 3.0, and im part of the varsity wrestling team. I can't get a girlfriend because all the girls are attracted to guys like that
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#674 to #560 - jgallardo (03/22/2012) [-]
Haha im the 132 pounder and I go to montclair high in california, I had a pretty good season but I don't have the record anywhere around.
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#689 to #679 - jgallardo (03/22/2012) [-]
That, thats me, thats me before I took wrestling seriously, I didn't shoot or anything, I am glad im not that bad anymore
User avatar #254 to #33 - jesusfrankenstein (03/21/2012) [-]
I think you're being way too stereotypical here. Because they dress different from what you consider normal, you call them a faggot? I somewhat agree with you on the whole skinny guy dating a bigger chick issue, but I HAVE seen some skinny guys with a bigger girl, and they're actually happy with one another, so it is entirely possible for a skinny guy to date a bigger chick. Don't pigeonhole all skinny guys who dress like this into this category, because they are not all like that.

Calling someone a "fat bitch" doesn't make you any skinner, prettier, or better than them.

Maybe if these girls took some martial arts lessons or some basic defense classes or something, they wouldn't need to depend on a man to save their ass all the time.

And that's why females who act like that are called "girls" and not "women."


#121 to #33 - bosskiss (03/21/2012) [-]
what?  7 hours later and still no slow clap gif?
what? 7 hours later and still no slow clap gif?
#114 to #33 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
Just because they have long hair, skinny jeans, tight shirts doesn't mean they are homosexual. You are generalizing really ******* much.

But to some extent I agree with you.
#117 to #114 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
I said faggot, not homosexual. Big difference
#124 to #117 - fannijunk (03/21/2012) [-]
How is dressing in skinny jeans, tight shirts and having long hair being a faggot.

Please explain what you mean with faggot, because Urbandictionary says it's an instrument, and humans can't be instruments.
#123 to #117 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
If you are going to rage like that be clear. Aaand, you're still generalizing ******* much.
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User avatar #557 to #106 - marinepenguin ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
Just because that is how that is how that generation views "real men" doesn't mean that I have to like it, I tolerate it for just that reason. The way our generation views men is probably different from the generation before ours.
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User avatar #671 to #649 - marinepenguin ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
I don't even know. After rereading it I think I meant that every generation finds the views of the generation that follow it to be annoying. Sorry for being an idiot.
#126 to #106 - fannijunk (03/21/2012) [-]
True dat.
#101 to #33 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
Are you saying its a boy with the sign?
**** , i thought it was the ugliest girl i've seen so far...
User avatar #96 to #33 - chocolatecakexx **User deleted account** (03/21/2012) [-]
Dude, you're my hero. Also, treating girls like princesses is unrealistic. If women want to be treated as equals then treat them as they treat you.
User avatar #100 to #96 - semo (03/21/2012) [-]
AGREED!
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#61 to #33 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
You deserve a medal for that comment.
User avatar #60 to #33 - fisticuffsactivate (03/21/2012) [-]
And that is why I hate my generation.
User avatar #90 to #60 - semo (03/21/2012) [-]
same here. it also makes older people think that I am just as retarded as everyone else.
User avatar #91 to #90 - fisticuffsactivate (03/21/2012) [-]
I know that's why I just stay clear from half the people I know like that.
User avatar #92 to #91 - semo (03/21/2012) [-]
I just hate it though. I really wonder what has made our generation like this. And being a girl, I find there is a lot of pressure of shaving you legs, being super skinny, and have nice clothes!
User avatar #431 to #92 - corkscrew (03/21/2012) [-]
Well you don't need to be super skinny but you should shave your legs and have nice clothes. Because generally, then, people will think better of you and won't think you are ******* disgusting/weird and only attract the weird ******* guys who haven't showered in two weeks. Maybe you haven't had a boyfriend because you don't care about how you look.
User avatar #705 to #431 - semo (03/23/2012) [-]
i do.
User avatar #94 to #92 - fisticuffsactivate (03/21/2012) [-]
I know you're basically being pressured by some ass holes to be a bitch.
User avatar #99 to #94 - semo (03/21/2012) [-]
I try not to be. and since I am not, I dont have many friends and I am not very popular. well, what ever, I dont ware make up or stuff my bra or anything. too lazy :P

I dont mined, its mainly the fact I have never been kissed/ had a boyfriend. I know that sounds girly girl damsel in distress, but I am a girl. and then I hear he got a BJ from her, and they got caught making out in the closet by the principle. Its not like I am bad looking or anything......

blah! sorry its a long read
User avatar #104 to #99 - fisticuffsactivate (03/21/2012) [-]
I know why should I associate myself with people I don't even know that's why at the moment I am trying to get out of my school full of people I am not interested by only with about two people I like at the moment. It's like a school of 136 and I'm trying to get into a school of like 700 full with these kinds of people but you know sometimes you just have to filter through the **** people.
I't a long read as well sorry.
User avatar #105 to #104 - semo (03/21/2012) [-]
I dont mind :P

I go to a huge international school with over 1000 people. I have 20 kids in one of my classes and a lot of people think that it too much...

I dont know, there are still people I dont know in my grade, and a lot of people leave every year. if you stay at one school for 5 years, thats rare! I move the another country every 2 years, and every where the girls are all the same. trying to get passed dress code by waring micoscopic short-shots, and tight shirts! its just sad
User avatar #109 to #105 - fisticuffsactivate (03/21/2012) [-]
Yeah I couldn't handle moving school every couple of years though I'm really socially awkward and I find it really difficult to meet new people.
User avatar #110 to #109 - semo (03/21/2012) [-]
I am pretty awkward too, but I am used to it. I first time i moved to a new country, I was in the middle of kindergarden.
User avatar #128 to #110 - fisticuffsactivate (03/21/2012) [-]
I haven't even been out of my country.
#55 to #33 - Twikki (03/21/2012) [-]
**Twikki rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Every fucking time ** I can see where you're coming from in this story, On my end I have long-ish hair which actually originated from me wearing hearing aids and I wanted to hide them. However I've grown so accustomed to the hair I actually like it long-ish. Personally I'm not skinny I'm about average and I'm kind of a half-pacifist I'm against fighting but If I need to defend myself I will. The only thing I lack is Self-esteem <_>
User avatar #508 to #55 - organicglory (03/21/2012) [-]
HEY I MADE THAT MAN!! hahahaha you rolled it!
#56 to #55 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
When i said real man, i might have gotten carried away with my definition in the comments below, but seriously as long as you're not a little girl like the kids in that photo, you're good. If you're not very buff, compensate by being very smart. At the end of the day, girls will go for either guy as long as he's nice and makes them laugh.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Twikki (03/21/2012) [-]
Yea I did that with my ex-girlfriend but her family hated me (Ignorant rednecks). Personally I'm not the smartest guy in the world since I lack decent math skills, but! I love history and literature. So, more or less I compensate what I lack in numbers in words.
User avatar #46 to #33 - fatemah (03/21/2012) [-]
I couldnt agree more! Im 17 and i never had a boyfriend or my first kiss cause im waiting till its the right time... Butches tell me they would be more experencied when they get married i say **** u too slut i dont go around beleiving wat every guy says and opening my legs for him? Ill wait till im 19 cause idk why but thats wen im mature enough to settle. And guys should do the same but guys minds are not like girls thats why i forgive them. On wat they do to girls cause really its the girls fault.
#47 to #46 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
You make a good point but thats not always the case. Ive been dating my girlfriend for 5 years since we were 17. Just get good at spotting the real men to the ******** artists just trying to get in your pants
#41 to #33 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
>Implying "real men" are jocks going ape **** over their protein shake
>Implying skinny dudes with long hair are faggots
>Implying this man right here is a faggot
>Implying this man right here gets less pussy than Beckham or Ronaldo (which, quite honestly, they're pretty much nothing outside of the football field)

Heck, I'd give a kidney to have this guy's looks
#69 to #41 - unsaif (03/21/2012) [-]
yo man you got this **** all ****** up a real man don't just go to the gym and get buff and **** . A real man goes out into the world gets **** done by any means necessary, not like that faggot as bitch in the picture above.
#74 to #69 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
<- What your comment really sounds like

P.S.: Have any idea who the dude is?
#42 to #41 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
"Heck, I'd give a kidney to have this guy's looks"
Then you're pathetic. Why don't you go to the gym and make your body into something attractive? Because i am implying that real men are guys who go the gym and make something of themselves and work hard and can defend themselves against a group of dickheads. If you want to look like that faggot in the picture, i've got some bad news for your sex life. Cos bitches like that kid thrive in their teenage years, but come 20-30, women want a real man that can pin them to a wall and **** their brains out. And be able to kick a guys ass if he starts trying to start ****
#76 to #42 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, did someone mention skinny dudes and pussy?
#44 to #42 - soamericanpsycho (03/21/2012) [-]
I'd rather a guy who're actually nice than ass holes who think that the only way they can be a man is by going to the gym and having a good body, and i'm just an average woman.
#48 to #44 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
I never said i was an asshole. I'm a real gentlemen when it comes to women. But i also care about not looking weak and being able to defend myself
#49 to #48 - soamericanpsycho (03/21/2012) [-]
I know you never said you was an asshole, but you sir, sound like one.
#185 to #49 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
coming from some american psycho that can be debatable
#280 to #185 - soamericanpsycho (03/21/2012) [-]
the name is ironic in that i'm neither american, or a psycho. and is says &quot;so&quot; not &quot;some&quot;, can't you read?
the name is ironic in that i'm neither american, or a psycho. and is says "so" not "some", can't you read?
#50 to #49 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
I'll grant you that, but this **** really annoys the crap out of me. I'm actually a pretty nice guy. But im sick of these scrawny kids being idolised for nothing. They aren't exceptionally smart and they aren't athletic either. They're just "pretty"
#51 to #50 - soamericanpsycho (03/21/2012) [-]
But how can you judge that from how somebody looks? You say that you're a nice guy yet talk like a complete dick, yet judge others for what they look like? Hypocritical much.
#491 to #51 - paulpogba (03/21/2012) [-]
That was a pretty decent comment from a pretty guy who happens to murder people viciously.
#63 to #51 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
Sorry but you are retarded.
They make themselves look like that, They can cut their hair and stop wearing slut clothes.
And stop with their ******** .
They want to look like faggots.
#77 to #63 - soamericanpsycho (03/21/2012) [-]
People like you are shallow as **** .
#79 to #77 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
Poor bastard, Look at the way he is dressed, I had to look twice to make sure he is a guy not a girl.
Faggot
#43 to #42 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
I'm rather buffed/big boned; I can't actually go THAT skinny

"If you want to look like that faggot in the picture, I've got some bad news for your sex life"

MFW men like Johnny Depp have the same physique

Contrary to your beliefs, most *intelligent* women try to look beyond the Brawn-and-no-Brain six-packed gorillas that you are apparently praising

Hurr Durr real men go to gym so they can pin their women to a wall and **** their brains out. Derp.

Explain Jeremy Irons, Gary Oldman, Gabriel Byrne, Alan Rickman, Ian McKellen (who's more of a man than Beckham... even though he's gay) and countless other TRUE men.

Ironically, a comment below refers to stupid MTV Jersey Shore generation... aren't ALL the guys in that show gym addicts and not scrawny-necked nerds? Just sayan...

#52 to #43 - jakols ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
OK, that ******* settles it...
we can all argue who looks the best and who's a real man or not
personally i would give anything to have the personality and to look like this man
HE is ******* AWESOME! **** that faggot backham, and all the jock's n' **** ,
#45 to #43 - soamericanpsycho (03/21/2012) [-]
Gary Oldman is one of the few perfect men in the world.
User avatar #38 to #33 - forsakensaint ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
'' And when you look up in the comments you can clearly see a winner '' *annoying tourguy*
#34 to #33 - kytopia (03/21/2012) [-]
you basically just described tumblr
#37 to #34 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
I use all of the energy in my body to hate tumblr.
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