A Poem. . I have a phone- Nobody texts me.... This was just posted on my friends Facebook/ As science as my witness if this reaches front page I will post a picture of my nipple and hope for the best. A Poem I have a phone- Nobody texts me This was just posted on my friends Facebook/ As science as witness if this reaches front page will post picture of nipple and hope for the best
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#3 - mikehuntismoist
Reply +79
(03/21/2012) [-]
This was just posted on my friends Facebook/ As science as my witness if this reaches front page I will post a picture of my nipple and hope for the best.
#183 to #3 - doesnotcompute
Reply -9
(03/21/2012) [-]
If you're male, do it. If not, don't.
#246 to #3 - mikehuntismoist
Reply 0
(03/22/2012) [-]
Delivered.
#128 to #3 - thatevanguy
Reply +1
(03/21/2012) [-]
#243 to #3 - mikehuntismoist
Reply +1
(03/22/2012) [-]
What the ****. I will post a picture of my nipple.. Once I figure out how..
What the ****. I will post a picture of my nipple.. Once I figure out how..
#94 to #3 - theamazingmaze **User deleted account**
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#50 to #3 - hatchetgirl
Reply +5
(03/21/2012) [-]
#95 to #3 - chopperdome
Reply +7
(03/21/2012) [-]
#31 to #3 - monotuei ONLINE
Reply +16
(03/21/2012) [-]
#20 to #3 - scienceftw
Reply +39
(03/21/2012) [-]
DELIVER.
#37 - jokervsbat
Reply +45
(03/21/2012) [-]
Roses are red
My cat is black
Why is your chest
as flat as your back?
#176 to #37 - nwmirite
Reply +7
(03/21/2012) [-]
Why, thank you!
#76 to #37 - zyklonoroborous
Reply +14
(03/21/2012) [-]
Roses are gay,
Violets are gayer.
Stop reading this poem,
And listen to SLAYER!!
#35 - hydromatic
Reply +21
(03/21/2012) [-]
Roses are red.
**** you OP.
You're a fag.
This isn't OC.
Go suck a cack.
#100 - iamnewhere
Reply +19
(03/21/2012) [-]
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#23 - endface
Reply +19
(03/21/2012) [-]
first world problems.
first world problems.
#99 - cakeknight
Reply +18
(03/21/2012) [-]
#219 to #99 - yankadoodleshit
Reply 0
(03/21/2012) [-]
My reaction to all the unoriginal comments here.
#40 - fckya
Reply +18
(03/21/2012) [-]
roses are red
my name is dave
this makes no sense
microwave
#48 to #40 - anon
Reply 0
(03/21/2012) [-]
Haiku's are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
#13 - HungrHungryNomad
Reply +15
(03/21/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Spiders spin silk
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast
Without any milk
#105 - arnoldnorris
Reply +14
(03/21/2012) [-]
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The health bar is red
And stamina's green
I'm leveling one handed
If you know what I mean
#148 to #105 - angrygorrira
Reply +6
(03/21/2012) [-]
God dammit, I hate that meme.
#109 - puredeliciousness
Reply +13
(03/21/2012) [-]
Roses are red,
I like my eggs runny,
I couldn't think of a witty poem,
I wish I was funny.