quick thinking. always works. ME browsing the internet Suddenly my mcm cames in my Btu, 3335 rilled up balls of She is _-? Isis about what tissues en the T have
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quick thinking

ME browsing the internet Suddenly my mcm cames in my
Btu, 3335 rilled up balls of She is _-? Isis about what
tissues en the T have bean
T quickly pull cut a tissue
and blew my ncsa, pretending
be sick
Mam: Aww are ycu sick deer?
Let me get ycu same tee
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#71 - jordanbrownie (03/21/2012) [-]
>be a mom
>walk in on son
>tissues everywhere
>wtf is going on
>son blows his nose
>"oh you must be getting sick i'll get you some tea"
>leave room tell husband son is masturbating again and it's his turn to talk to him
mfw
#75 to #71 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
>be a tissue in a box
>kid is fapping away, using my brethren to clean his mess
>it's my turn next
>bitch walks into the room
>kid rapes me with his nose
>feels bad man
#27 - klondikemonster (03/21/2012) [-]
Am I the only person on Funnyjunk who faps in the bathroom to avoid suspicion?
#66 to #27 - doesnotcompute (03/21/2012) [-]
Until you finish and walk out, and then walk back, noticing how much it smells like you just fapped.
User avatar #74 to #27 - stillnotbob (03/21/2012) [-]
Well I need to be tilted back when I fap, and being that my wang is big, I wouldn't have enough room with my laptop, and no, I don't have an iPod touch or a smart phone.
#43 to #27 - ilovethings (03/21/2012) [-]
and easier clean up everything you need is there
User avatar #45 to #27 - djboegenheimer (03/21/2012) [-]
Even easier: Do it in the shower. Someone walks in by accident, turn on the water and wash your trace.
User avatar #76 to #45 - stillnotbob (03/21/2012) [-]
Idk why but it's harder to rub one out in the shower.
User avatar #54 to #27 - commontroll ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
I don't fap in the bathroom, but I do make sure it's when nobody else is in the house, and I simply walk to the bathroom (making sure it stays on my hand instead of dripping) and then wash my hands off, wipe off with toilet paper, then wipe any remaining jizz on my hand onto the toilet paper, pee, then flush, then wash my hands thoroughly.
User avatar #32 to #30 - klondikemonster (03/21/2012) [-]
I'm only asking the question because I haven't seen a single person ON FUNNYJUNK who has said that they do. And the mere thought of a cum tissue is disgusting to me.
#38 to #32 - hauntzor (03/21/2012) [-]
yeah, I'll agree that particular reply is pretty goddamn annoying.  I'll start typing "am I the only one who" at the beginning of my questions by instinct and then quickly delete and rephrase it out of fear that no one will concur with my statement and just reply with that 			*******		 picture.
yeah, I'll agree that particular reply is pretty goddamn annoying. I'll start typing "am I the only one who" at the beginning of my questions by instinct and then quickly delete and rephrase it out of fear that no one will concur with my statement and just reply with that ******* picture.
User avatar #34 to #32 - thefasrdog (03/21/2012) [-]
Okay I'll level with you. I too fap in the bathroom.
#65 to #27 - airmax (03/21/2012) [-]
I've always taken really long ***** since I was a kid, so my parents are not suspicious at all when I spend a lot amount of time in there now.
#77 to #65 - rustyrabbit (03/21/2012) [-]
> Take a **** .
> Fap at the same time.
> Two birds one stone.
User avatar #67 to #65 - doesnotcompute (03/21/2012) [-]
I take really long ***** too...
User avatar #51 to #27 - corkscrew (03/21/2012) [-]
I just wipe myself off with a dirty towel or dirty white t shirt
#62 to #61 - corkscrew (03/21/2012) [-]
could have just used something like this
could have just used something like this
#31 to #27 - wowflame (03/21/2012) [-]
**wowflame rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Where to watch all episodes ** No you're not
**wowflame rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Where to watch all episodes ** No you're not
#33 to #31 - klondikemonster (03/21/2012) [-]
Your roll would suggest otherwise.
Your roll would suggest otherwise.
#19 - debramster (03/21/2012) [-]
> mom comes in   
> blow nose in tissue   
> mom leaves   
> realize tissue is full of cum   
>MFW
> mom comes in
> blow nose in tissue
> mom leaves
> realize tissue is full of cum
>MFW
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User avatar #11 - youvebeentrolld (03/21/2012) [-]
This happened to me once, but I forgot that there was cum on them.
#57 - Emblarks (03/21/2012) [-]
**Emblarks rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at Shit Just Got Real **
YWF you realize its you used fapkin
#79 to #57 - vinomz (03/21/2012) [-]
**vinomz rolls 40**
User avatar #121 to #57 - youvebeentrolld (03/27/2012) [-]
**youvebeentrolld rolls 58** no these are dubs
User avatar #122 to #121 - youvebeentrolld (03/27/2012) [-]
**youvebeentrolld rolls 85** no sorry these are the real dubs
User avatar #123 to #122 - youvebeentrolld (03/27/2012) [-]
**youvebeentrolld rolls 19** i mislead you again
#124 to #123 - youvebeentrolld (03/27/2012) [-]
**youvebeentrolld rolls 89**
**youvebeentrolld rolls 89**
User avatar #59 to #57 - Emblarks (03/21/2012) [-]
**Emblarks rolls 14**

*YFW
*it's
*your
#42 - tylosaurus ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
mfw every time my moms empties my trashcan full of papertowels.
mfw every time my moms empties my trashcan full of papertowels.
#41 - peacefuldarkness (03/21/2012) [-]
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#78 to #41 - vanishingpoint (03/21/2012) [-]
try this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRRW-AgkU6o&feature=related

not for the faint of heart :)
User avatar #48 to #41 - tehweave (03/21/2012) [-]
WTF is that from?

And why is Jack Black in it?
#53 to #48 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
Tenacious D made some weird episodes. That's where it is from.
*Spoiler alert*
If I remember correctly, they want to sell their sperm to get rich seeing as some fanatics want to buy everything from famous people.
#64 to #50 - thepsyklopz (03/21/2012) [-]
for you sir
for you sir
User avatar #7 - yxkingofkingsxy (03/21/2012) [-]
I flush mine down the toilet. Problem solved.
User avatar #8 to #7 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
but... what about the semen monster?
User avatar #22 to #8 - EdwardNigma (03/21/2012) [-]
The se--Oh god. Oh. GOD. There have been so many semen tissues down that toilet, oh my god, this is how I die.
#73 - tonyspinners (03/21/2012) [-]
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#68 - lolkoi (03/21/2012) [-]
This image has expired
I thought this would happen
#12 - letsgosmoke (03/21/2012) [-]
until you realize you blow into a used one
#72 to #12 - tonyspinners (03/21/2012) [-]
...on purpose
#40 - hoshikami (03/21/2012) [-]
haha, i have the same paranoid thoughts
#24 - giinthir (03/21/2012) [-]
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#39 to #24 - hauntzor (03/21/2012) [-]
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#21 - Griketwentyten (03/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #36 - duvallwhitey (03/21/2012) [-]
Never Use tissues or lotion
Just whip it on the floor and rub it into the carpet
Gross Right?
User avatar #3 - rbrim (03/21/2012) [-]
I snap mine off into the socks with no ankles. I hate wearing them, so I might as well put them to use.
User avatar #5 to #3 - sheldortheconquero (03/21/2012) [-]
Sneakers are ******* awsome!
User avatar #37 to #5 - rbrim (03/21/2012) [-]
... What the hell does that have to do with what I said? What, I can't wear any socks other than the ones without ankles with sneakers?
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