Men. . Why guys are AWESOME 1. Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. You know stuff about tanks. 3. A riverclan vacation requires only one suitcas
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Why guys are AWESOME
1. Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. You know stuff about tanks.
3. A riverclan vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. You can open all your own jars.
5. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don' t rob you blind.
6. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
7. You don' t have to learn to spell a new last name,
8. You can leave the motel bed unmade.
9. You can kill your own food.
10. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
11. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
12. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she
can still be your friend.
13. Your underwear is for a .
14. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
15. Everything on your face stays its original color.
15. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger' s
seat.
17. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
13. You don' t have to clean your apartment if the meter
reader is coming.
19. Car mechanics tell you the truth.,
20. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours
without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
21. Same work... more pay.
22. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
23. Wedding dress - , 000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
24. You don' t mooch off other' s desserts.
25. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a
little gift.
26. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit,
you just might become lifelong friends.
27. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with. "So,
notice anything different?"
28. You are not expected to know the names of more than
five colors.
29. You don' t have to stop and think of which way to turn a
nut on a bolt.
30. You almost never have strap problems in public.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. You don' t have to shave below your neck.
34. At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.
35. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
35. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
37. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
33. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.
39. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives,
on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
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User avatar #2 - mrtree (03/20/2012) [-]
3 pairs of shoes, look at mister fancy over here
#10 - ragingbrony (03/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #36 - professormeatwad (03/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Why being a guy sucks ass.
-Can't walk down street without people thinking I will rape or rob them.
-Can't so much as look at a girl or comment on how good a girl looks, with out sealing my fate as being known as a pervert.
-Everyone assumes I don't understand racism or sexism.
-Everyone assumes I just want in their pants (some times I just wanna cuddle too)
-Girls always pulling out the 'toughen up be a man' Card
-I raise my voice and it's verbal abuse, my girlfriend raises her voice at me and I have to take it.
-Literally at any given moment someone could claim I sexual abused them or raped them and everyone would believe them.

User avatar #3 - glorfendil (03/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I found this hilarious, but however number 21 is a bit ****** up if they are able to do the same work they should get the same pay.
#4 to #3 - anonymous (03/20/2012) [-]
Men don't get maternity leave, women are expected to do less work, men do more manual labor, even in an office setting.
User avatar #16 - jmccza (03/21/2012) [-]
Why girls are awesome
1. Boobs
User avatar #67 - shewolflesbiancat (03/21/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I think being a girl is fine... Most of this stuff can be done by a girl... But I can see the benefits and problems of both genders... But one thing girls hold over guys?

You can't tell when we're really horny

Multiple orgasms....
#68 to #67 - robinvc (03/21/2012) [-]
you girls are alway's horny your just scared to admit it
#39 - thehint (03/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Benefits of being a girl:
1.Multiple orgasms.

.........Goddammit..........I think they just won.
#46 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [+] (12 replies)
I'm a female and I can ******* do all of this.
Poorly thought out post, OP.
Kill yourself, faggot.
#61 to #60 - bringmethetea (03/21/2012) [-]
Here have a pony you fail troll.
-4
#40 - drakstranger has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#43 to #42 - werethwldgoosgoes (03/21/2012) [-]
You put ALOT of effort in to this lady. Too much lol
You put ALOT of effort in to this lady. Too much lol
User avatar #6 - therealpokemon (03/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Everyday shoes.
Sports shoes(ie basketball, volleyball, cleats, etc.)
Dress shoes.
AT LEAST one pair of boots, for practicality, not fashion. But Tim's are pretty nice to have.
4 minimum for my lifestyle.
User avatar #65 - shibadoowaby (03/21/2012) [-]
But i would trade it all for boobs...
#66 - jakols (03/21/2012) [-]
The one about "never having to stop and think about what way to turn the Nut on bolt"   
   
lets be real for a moment people   
how many of you have almost unscrewed a bolt on your tire or engine, or something,   
you know... a place where its hard to get a real grip on  the bolt, and your laying in the weirdest kamasutra looking positions just to get your arm and the wrench  in perfect alignment with the bolt   
only to look away for a few seconds to grab a sip of that coke,    
turned back to the bolt, your head is in a completely different place   
   
and 						*******					 screwed the bolt right 						*******					 back into that god damn engine, only to smack yourself in the forehead and start unscrewing all over again
The one about "never having to stop and think about what way to turn the Nut on bolt"

lets be real for a moment people
how many of you have almost unscrewed a bolt on your tire or engine, or something,
you know... a place where its hard to get a real grip on the bolt, and your laying in the weirdest kamasutra looking positions just to get your arm and the wrench in perfect alignment with the bolt
only to look away for a few seconds to grab a sip of that coke,
turned back to the bolt, your head is in a completely different place

and ******* screwed the bolt right ******* back into that god damn engine, only to smack yourself in the forehead and start unscrewing all over again
User avatar #19 - ilikeitrough (03/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
So most guys are proud of killing? Im a vegetarian...Do I not count as a guy now?
User avatar #59 to #19 - Titanasgr ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
Indians have another name for vegetarians, they call them crappy hunters.
#17 - aquarianpixi (03/21/2012) [-]
******** @ 15 or these guys would go out of business.
User avatar #77 - symustafa (03/21/2012) [-]
Isn't this why girls hate us though?
User avatar #37 - commontroll ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
Tuxedo rentals for only 75 bucks? Whenever I rented them for my sisters' weddings, it was more like 100, MAYBE 120 for also getting them minorly tailored.
User avatar #33 - adunsaveme (03/21/2012) [-]
I can't open jars. They just hate me.
#31 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
Ha Ha! Yeah, 34 and single and no one notices! Thats really funny *sigh*...good stuff *sniff* Got... got that one right *sob sob*
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