Tomatoes. OC for your Monday . Once upon a time, there was a young woman who Loved gardening But she couldn' t get her tomatoes to grow big and red, like her ne
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Tomatoes

OC for your Monday

Once upon a time, there was a
young woman who Loved gardening
But she couldn' t get her tomatoes to grow
big and red, like her neighbor' s tomatoes.
How do you get them so red???
Please tell me your secretly"
He told her:
Every day T expose myself to my tomatoes,
and they blush. That' s how they grow
Wright red and big"
The next: day, she went
out. to her garden and
exposed herself to her
tomatoes....
No... hut my cucumbers are enormous"
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Submitted: 03/19/2012
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#18 - thespectreone (03/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**thespectreone rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at Vegeyable gore ** mfw i read this comic
#21 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/20/2012) [-]
What really happens.
#6 - skuser (03/20/2012) [-]
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#1 - svartsjel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#7 - biggietalls (03/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
now my cucumber is enormous...
User avatar #11 to #7 - commontroll ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
YES. WE ALL ******* KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
#22 - sebbiechan (03/20/2012) [-]
Pic unrelated.
#26 - scatmanjosh (03/20/2012) [-]
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#8 - doodi (03/20/2012) [-]
**doodi rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Post Ponies! ** how i felt when i was there
#30 - dreamthrow (03/20/2012) [-]
I laughed at this post. Really hard.
I laughed at this post. Really hard.
#27 - xposure (03/20/2012) [-]
**xposure rolled a random image posted in comment #235 at too much awesomeness ** mfw reading your comic
User avatar #20 - anotherjoenobody (03/20/2012) [-]
i've heard this joke over 10 times.
and i've seen an acctual, well drawn, adult comic strip of the same joke.
it was never funny any of those times either.
#16 - ninaf (03/20/2012) [-]
**ninaf rolled a random image posted in comment #2997484 at FJ Pony Thread ** <---MFW reading your comic
User avatar #15 - redwolfradolf (03/20/2012) [-]
Well I thought it was clever
#25 - turretbuddy (03/20/2012) [-]
This made front page?
#19 - amdal (03/20/2012) [-]
**amdal rolled a random image posted in comment #154 at Fuck logic **
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#13 - gunbotshinja (03/20/2012) [-]
*yawn*
*yawn*
#12 - commontroll ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
This made front page? Really?
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