He's on to something. . 2 minutes ago ' it The Devil seems totally legit. He' s like, ' Heaven, God, I' m gonna make my own place full of cool you don' t allow! He's on to something 2 minutes ago ' it The Devil seems totally legit He' s like Heaven God I' m gonna make my own place full of cool you don' t allow!
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He's on to something

2 minutes ago ' it
The Devil seems totally legit. He' s like, '**** Heaven, **** God, I' m gonna make my own place full of
cool **** you don' t allow!‘ And then God was like, '**** you, I' m gonna tell everyone that your place is
dumb and they really want to come to my pance/ And then Satan was like, ho one will believe you.'
And then God was like, "mu have no idea how stupid Imam the humans, do you?"
Greg explains Christianity. - with -
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#106 - dammriver
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#110 to #106 - dammriver
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#187 to #110 - deadponyisdead
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You, sir, win the internet.
#284 to #187 - dammriver
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Use this next time. The honorary 'You win one internet" Certificate.
DISPLAY ONLY.
#299 to #284 - deadponyisdead
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Thank you kind sir.
I don't have a reaction pic for that so here is a cute puppy.
#593 to #110 - blomik
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#623 to #110 - glasgowrangers
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i know im gonna get thumbed down but why is this good?

millions of children are being killed ... raped etc, and the people doing such things use religion as an excuse to do so.

It's not a war on religion, it's a war on people doing illegal things using religion as an excuse
#874 to #623 - connerence
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#876 to #874 - glasgowrangers
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says the person who told me Richard Dawkins was a religious leader lol
#570 to #110 - yankadoodleshit
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What about Satanists?
#290 - foelkera
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Hey atheists:
If Tiber Septim never ascended to godhood and became Talos, how did he manage to unite and save Tamriel?

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Skyrim Norse faith: 1
#303 to #290 - anon
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you made my day.
#322 to #290 - bourbun
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Talos is no god and should not be worshiped as one.

Or is there something you want to admit?
#337 to #322 - wtfareu
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I will worship who ever I please
#354 to #337 - bourbun
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Then you will die human scum!
#362 to #354 - wtfareu
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FUS RO DAH
#374 to #362 - bourbun
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****!
#342 to #322 - commontroll
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Get out of here, filthy Thalmor dog! Praise be to Talos!
#2 - zeldaforever
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#90 - nyanpoptart
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#320 to #90 - youcame
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#247 - fallenpatriot
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#230 - mrdrprofessorkyle
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If God isn't real than how did boop bop flippity gumbo chops?
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#366 to #230 - jplok
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(03/20/2012) [-]
cos(b)?
#264 to #230 - kodac
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#526 to #230 - socratic
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#494 - Screenshotman
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#497 to #494 - ratboii
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Gravity you retard
#499 to #497 - deathkilledme
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Gravity? Wow that sure is a funny way to spell Jesus
#500 to #497 - Screenshotman
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It's a joke, calm your tits.
#503 to #497 - anon
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Don't **** around with Uncel Dolan.
Are you dumb?
#501 to #497 - ratboii
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nah chill guys I love my FJ brothers
#528 to #494 - peardan
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#515 to #494 - neoexdeath ONLINE
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Ignorant cunt, the Aborigines sacrifice three babies to the dingo god every year to keep the Australians from falling off.
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#731 - piximos
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and he said :
"Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own place, with blackjack and hookers"
#747 to #731 - dilara
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#646 - APUPPY
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**APUPPY rolls 99** check em
#654 to #646 - anon
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the devil wont give you dubs
#656 to #654 - APUPPY
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wut i dont even...
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#647 to #646 - cdula
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#650 to #646 - APUPPY
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First time rolling dubs!
#754 - derangedberger
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**derangedberger rolls 08**
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#769 to #761 - anon
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#803 to #769 - anon
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