He's on to something. . 2 minutes ago ' it The Devil seems totally legit. He' s like, ' Heaven, God, I' m gonna make my own place full of cool you don' t allow!
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He's on to something

2 minutes ago ' it
The Devil seems totally legit. He' s like, ' **** Heaven, **** God, I' m gonna make my own place full of
cool **** you don' t allow!‘ And then God was like, ' **** you, I' m gonna tell everyone that your place is
dumb and they really want to come to my pance/ And then Satan was like, ho one will believe you.'
And then God was like, "mu have no idea how stupid Imam the humans, do you?"
Greg explains Christianity. - with -
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#731 - piximos (03/20/2012) [-]
and he said :
"Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own place, with blackjack and hookers"
#747 to #731 - dilara (03/20/2012) [-]
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#754 - derangedberger (03/20/2012) [-]
**derangedberger rolls 08**
#769 to #761 - Rascal (03/20/2012) [-]
#803 to #769 - Rascal (03/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #290 - foelkera (03/20/2012) [-]
Hey atheists:
If Tiber Septim never ascended to godhood and became Talos, how did he manage to unite and save Tamriel?

Atheists: 0
Skyrim Norse faith: 1
#322 to #290 - bourbun (03/20/2012) [-]
Talos is no god and should not be worshiped as one.

Or is there something you want to admit?
#337 to #322 - wtfareu (03/20/2012) [-]
I will worship who ever I please
#354 to #337 - bourbun (03/20/2012) [-]
Then you will die human scum!
#362 to #354 - wtfareu (03/20/2012) [-]
FUS RO DAH
User avatar #342 to #322 - commontroll (03/20/2012) [-]
Get out of here, filthy Thalmor dog! Praise be to Talos!
#303 to #290 - Rascal (03/20/2012) [-]
you made my day.
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#27 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#187 to #110 - deadponyisdead (03/20/2012) [-]
You, sir, win the internet.
#284 to #187 - dammriver (03/20/2012) [-]
Use this next time. The honorary 'You win one internet" Certificate.
DISPLAY ONLY.
#299 to #284 - deadponyisdead (03/20/2012) [-]
Thank you kind sir.
I don't have a reaction pic for that so here is a cute puppy.
User avatar #623 to #110 - glasgowrangers (03/20/2012) [-]
i know im gonna get thumbed down but why is this good?

millions of children are being killed ... raped etc, and the people doing such things use religion as an excuse to do so.

It's not a war on religion, it's a war on people doing illegal things using religion as an excuse
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User avatar #876 to #874 - glasgowrangers (03/20/2012) [-]
says the person who told me Richard Dawkins was a religious leader lol
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#570 to #110 - yankadoodleshit (03/20/2012) [-]
What about Satanists?
#118 to #67 - Rascal (03/20/2012) [-]
Religion wasn't created by God, it was created by man.

God merely said that those who believe in him, will gain entrance to his eternal kingdom.
Before some dumbass brings this up, in those times, jews were not a religious group, they were an ethnic group, and that is how God referenced to them.
User avatar #660 to #658 - ipunchinfants (03/20/2012) [-]
I loled.
User avatar #674 to #658 - xmustachesx (03/20/2012) [-]
Bitch please that's clearly princess peach with a ******* giant ass pencil.
User avatar #676 to #658 - Xedan (03/20/2012) [-]
also, the yellow line on the road is like " **** you pavement!" and just goes over the water instead. driving on water, because **** YOU, J-POWER ************ .
#663 to #658 - anssi (03/20/2012) [-]
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#646 - APUPPY (03/20/2012) [-]
**APUPPY rolls 99** check em
#647 to #646 - cdula (03/20/2012) [-]
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#654 to #646 - Rascal (03/20/2012) [-]
the devil wont give you dubs
#656 to #654 - APUPPY (03/20/2012) [-]
wut i dont even...
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#650 to #646 - APUPPY (03/20/2012) [-]
First time rolling dubs!
#405 to #225 - lumpwump ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
Thats all old testament. Biblically, the application of the law were transformed by the coming of Jesus Christ.

It really rustles my jimmies when every one looks at the old testament and ignores the new, you know the one with Jesus in it.

http:/ / w ww You need to login to view this link
User avatar #721 to #405 - Fjcf (03/20/2012) [-]
So are you telling me that the 10 commandments are now void
User avatar #413 to #405 - guessmyusername (03/20/2012) [-]
well, i went from 14 years of christianity, to converting to satanism, so i know the difference between the gospel and the law, as well as having read most of the bible.


#279 to #257 - guessmyusername (03/20/2012) [-]
such a loving god!

NOW LETS GO KILL SOME HOMO'S BECAUSE MY LOVING PEACEFUL MERCIFUL GOD SAYS SO!!!

Lol :3 i'm an ex christian, so **** any of you that want to hate on me for "not knowing the bible"


#308 to #279 - Rascal (03/20/2012) [-]
Obviously you don't know the bible. other wise you would have known how to be a real Christian. Just because i'm went to chemical school for a week, gave up and quit and now call myself and ex-mechanic, doesn't mean i know everything about that career.
User avatar #495 to #308 - ilostthegametoasaf (03/20/2012) [-]
But he didn't say he knew everything about it.
#258 to #257 - eternalstromboli (03/20/2012) [-]
Looking for the first tab. should be pink. it isn't
User avatar #261 to #258 - shadowstepone (03/20/2012) [-]
it's right in front of a purple one, so it's hard to see.
#268 to #261 - eternalstromboli (03/20/2012) [-]
did you take the picture?
User avatar #271 to #268 - shadowstepone (03/20/2012) [-]
no, an internet friend did. i asked him the same question.
#196 - Rascal (03/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 11**
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#210 to #196 - Rascal (03/20/2012) [-]
AAWW YYEEAAHH
#685 - Rascal (03/20/2012) [-]
religious post?   
   
nah, random gif time
religious post?

nah, random gif time
#817 to #685 - tjocksnorris (03/20/2012) [-]
does it get more random then?
does it get more random then?
User avatar #693 to #685 - kusipaa (03/20/2012) [-]
Anybody know the name of this anime?
#701 to #685 - bunkerjunction (03/20/2012) [-]
random gif?   
   
8 left.
random gif?

8 left.
#715 to #701 - Rascal (03/20/2012) [-]
I CANNOT...stop laughing at this. I thank you for providing me with entertainment for the next two minutes.
#677 - devildogchild (03/20/2012) [-]
Jesus is coming for u now
#573 - carlose (03/20/2012) [-]
when i go to church
when i go to church
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