Vivid Dream.. Now whenever i try this, i'm under the covers so i don't see things. Also, if you haven't seen the thing at the bottom... you don't want to. But r creepy lucid dreaming
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Vivid Dream.. Now whenever i try this, i'm under the covers so i don't see things. Also, if you haven't seen the thing at the bottom... you don't want to. But r

Now whenever i try this, i'm under the covers so i don't see things.
Also, if you haven't seen the thing at the bottom...
you don't want to.
But remember that if you see a woman stumbling around on the street
do not talk to her.
Chances are if your'e reading this on morbid you know what it is, inevitably.
regrettably.

I saw this post yesterday...
Lucid Dreaming
STAY
PERFECTLY STILL. You must any awake. Yunnan " to
wanting to bunk
IMPULSE?»
retast' ts, ( dnim
Etty
dreamt.
Let me tell you a couple of things.
This isn' t a way to achieve lucid dreaming.
All you will achieve is sleep paralysis.
This happens to alot of people without even
trying. Believe me when I tell you it' s the
scariest thing I' felt in my life. You are in
a paralysis state, and you hallucinate,
seeing human figures in your room or
hearing voices or both. It' s usualy diferent
for everyone. Others see an old lady in their
room, a tall guy, an ugly ghostblade woman
or what ever. Worst thing about it is that
you can' t do anything , since you
are paralyzed. So instead of controling your
dream you end up having a vivid nightmare
from wich you can' t wake up easily.
So unless you WANT to have a terrifying
experience, don' t try it and actually wish
that it doesn' t happen to you accidentaly.
I know this isn' t a funny post but I thought
people should know. :
AS LONG AS SHE
DOESN' T COME
AFTER ME...
I' LL BE FINE.
IGNORANCE IS BLISS
...
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#15 - field
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#84 - vahid
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(03/19/2012) [-]
Gather round kids...

One long Night of funnyjunk was gone when I saw the post about lucid dreaming. Being tired I immediately tried it. I was lying there when he came... A bald, hairless man walked up to me. He just stared at me. He had no eyes and the only thing I could see was the horrible pain inside him. He got closer and closer. I tried my best to move, to get away but everything was in vain. He almost touched my ear and I felt a cold and chilly breeze. Goosebumps ran down on my back. I heard his jaw crack when he opened his mouth. His teeth were sharp and rotten. He finally began to talk in a sad but malicious manner. I wasn't able to understand anything. He began to cough loudly and glazed in my eyes again. His pointy fingernails cut my throat. Images of my life ran through my head. This is the end, isn't it? His fingers rammed deep in my neck and all I could do is lie there, unable to scream nor shiver. The light began to fade. Before I could even pass out he told me that he needs about tree fiddy. Well it was about this time I noticed that this man was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era! Damn Loch Ness monster tricked me again!
#537 to #84 - falcke
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(03/19/2012) [-]
*Starts the slow clap*

That was ******* GENIUS!
#722 to #84 - jessmoto
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(03/19/2012) [-]
you are a genius
#781 to #84 - finni
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(03/19/2012) [-]
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#249 to #84 - nretam
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(03/19/2012) [-]
you deserve the internet
#9 - nickldd
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(03/18/2012) [-]
My experience with sleep paralysis was horrible. I woke up and could not move at all. My closet is at the end of my bed on the opposite wall. Its a really tall closet and has a lot of space up top. I started hallucinating that tentacles were billowing out of it with two piercing yellow eyes glaring at me. The tentacles started going all around the room lashing at me. While this was happening i was having weird voices whispering in my ear. They weren't particularly saying anything but they were cold whispers filled with malice Then my legs kicked and everything stopped. I came out of it and was terrified and stayed up for the rest of the night. Lucid dreaming is indeed fun with all the possibilities at you fingertips. My first instinct is to fly really high in the air above the clouds and look down over the scenery. A fun thing to do is to materialize something in you hands like a sword or gun. I lucid dream on average probably once a month i feel pretty lucky. Sorry for the long post lol, i felt like i should share. Thanks for reading.
#402 to #9 - soupermann
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(03/19/2012) [-]
Do you have to enter sleep paralysis in order to lucid dream?
#409 to #402 - nickldd
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(03/19/2012) [-]
No not at all. Im not trained or anything. For some reason ill just be dreaming and notice something isnt quite right. Usually when i lucid dream i start out in my house and as im walking around it feels off so then i realize im dreaming and it becomes lucid. Beware though you can wake up from a lucid dream and be in sleep paralysis. But overall lucid dreaming is the coolest thing that humans can do. Literally anything you want to do can be done. Ive walked through walls, fly, had sex. Its just amazing.
#412 to #409 - soupermann
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(03/19/2012) [-]
You just saved me some night terrors, thanks.
#650 to #402 - bollakken
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(03/19/2012) [-]
You can try to do something unordinary every day, like pinching your arm after looking at your clock. After some time you will start to dream this, but since you pinch your arm you doesn't feel it and you realize it's a dream you can do whatever you want.

You can also do the one in this post, BUT it's a high chance of you going in sleep paralyziz
#88 to #9 - ushuaia
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(03/19/2012) [-]
That is no Joke. That happens to me somethings. I don't hallucinete, but i can't move. I've been looking in the internet and there are some excersices you can do. You can also try to sleep and wake up
The first that happened to me, it was awful
#34 to #9 - blasthardcheese
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(03/18/2012) [-]
So, you can literally do anything you want in a lucid dream?
#46 to #34 - huashuashuas
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(03/18/2012) [-]
yes, ANYTHING
especially bang hot chicks
#525 to #46 - blasthardcheese
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(03/19/2012) [-]
Right, how do I do this right now?
#10 to #9 - wos
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#83 to #10 - nickldd
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(03/19/2012) [-]
haha i knew someone was going to post this when i got to the tentacles part
#462 to #83 - wos
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(03/19/2012) [-]
you just asked for it
#478 to #462 - nickldd
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(03/19/2012) [-]
yes i did and i will gladly take it
#505 - gafagear ONLINE
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(03/19/2012) [-]
**gafagear rolls 00**
#507 to #505 - joemeister
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(03/19/2012) [-]
nice dubs.....and perfect freezing point for that too. I reward you with my thumb.
#107 - soule
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#419 to #107 - anon
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(03/19/2012) [-]
Thanks, wikipedia man!
#540 to #419 - soule
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#595 to #540 - XboxJunky
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(03/19/2012) [-]
Ooh, please share more! I love the paranormal.
#691 to #540 - anon
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(03/19/2012) [-]
Do you seriously have to mention you're a female?
I mean, you could've just said the 2nd part.
But no.
Being called a male term as a generalization similar to "dude" is unacceptable.
I see.

Different anon.
#747 to #691 - soule
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#5 - LaVidaGaga
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(03/18/2012) [-]
The easiest way to start having lucid dreams, is to do something repetitively every day when you are awake, like look at your watch, look away, and look at it aagin. Do this several times a day, everyday, and it will become a habit, and you will start doing it in your dreams. The way this works is when you are awake, you look at your watch and it says 3:00, you look away, look back it's the same... in a dream you look it says 3:00, look away, look back it will change because dream fluctuate rapdily. So once you notice the change, it will tell you that you are dreaming, and when you realize it, you literally can do anything.... lucid dreaming is literally the coolest thing ever, and once you've done it once, you will want to again.
#381 to #5 - anon
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(03/19/2012) [-]
sounds familiar
sounds familiar
#426 to #5 - makurayamii
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#504 to #426 - LaVidaGaga
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you only remember your dream if you wake up before you stop dreaming. You don't dream the entire time you are asleep, and if you finish dreaming and wake up after you stop dreaming you won't remember. I guess the key would be if you realized you were dreaming, make yourself wake up and see if you remember then.
#824 to #5 - vaskaduzea
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(03/20/2012) [-]
i am going to try it , i started doing it today , i really hope for a good result . but i have some questions: can you control the environment ? will i know its a dream because i don't want to get sentenced for something i do in my dream
#842 to #824 - LaVidaGaga
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(03/21/2012) [-]
I have never been able to, but I have read that with practice you can control all aspects, just do some research on lucid dreaming and see what you can find.
#82 to #5 - highfiveyo
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(03/19/2012) [-]
So all i have to do is bang hot chicks all day, every day so i can dream of it? Seems like a plan to me
#186 to #82 - LaVidaGaga
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(03/19/2012) [-]
if you're banging hot chicks all day every day then what do you need the dreams for???? lmao
#380 to #186 - anon
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(03/19/2012) [-]
thatsthejoke.jpg :)
#11 - homage
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(03/18/2012) [-]
I feel like i just dropped into some cult ****.
#379 to #11 - lillpip
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(03/19/2012) [-]
MFW You
#24 to #11 - DaCrazyOne
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(03/18/2012) [-]
Welcome to FJ's version of /x/, but with 20% less cancer!

Bad part is...not enough creepypasta...
#427 - joeblack
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(03/19/2012) [-]
someone post this on 9gag and tell them its the best experience you ever had so we could kill some faggots
#444 to #427 - chiefus
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(03/19/2012) [-]
That actually might work..
#12 - harmonicanarchy
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(03/18/2012) [-]
i actually saw a woman limping and stumbling along otside my house.. so i quickly thought "i read that story, ik where this is going" so i turned around and walked the other way... ignorance truely is bliss..
i actually saw a woman limping and stumbling along otside my house.. so i quickly thought "i read that story, ik where this is going" so i turned around and walked the other way... ignorance truely is bliss..
#157 to #12 - anewacount
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(03/19/2012) [-]
If you hadn't read that story, then ignorance wouldn't have been bliss.
If you hadn't read that story, then ignorance wouldn't have been bliss.
#161 to #157 - harmonicanarchy
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(03/19/2012) [-]
good point.. love the .gif btw
#173 to #157 - marcymami
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(03/19/2012) [-]
i'm a heartless person, so regardless of whether or not i have read the story i would have ignored her.
#86 - dingojohn
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(03/19/2012) [-]
I once tried sleep paralysis.. Scariest **** that ever happened to me.   
   
I was sleeping next to my (ex)girlfriend in the middle of the night, when suddenly I woke up. I couldn't move at all, I just lay there, staring into the ceiling. I was paranoid as ****, a feeling I have never had since, or before that night. I knew she was next to me, but I also "knew" that I could never wake her up, and all of a sudden I started seeing these vivid, dark figures in my peripheral vision. I couldn' speak or anything.   
   
After what felt like a ******* hour, I was finally able to move again, and i woke up the bitch next to me and cryed like a little child for half an hour.   
   
<-- MFW thinking about this happening while sleeping alone
I once tried sleep paralysis.. Scariest **** that ever happened to me.

I was sleeping next to my (ex)girlfriend in the middle of the night, when suddenly I woke up. I couldn't move at all, I just lay there, staring into the ceiling. I was paranoid as ****, a feeling I have never had since, or before that night. I knew she was next to me, but I also "knew" that I could never wake her up, and all of a sudden I started seeing these vivid, dark figures in my peripheral vision. I couldn' speak or anything.

After what felt like a ******* hour, I was finally able to move again, and i woke up the bitch next to me and cryed like a little child for half an hour.

<-- MFW thinking about this happening while sleeping alone