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True story ... sort of.

Pretty much self explanatory.

Mr. Politician, sir, smoke thisl
One long ass time ago
It' s called ‘marijuana’ sir.
T feel greate What 13 It' s no more harmful than a
this giraff? cigarette, if net less.
Amazingg You know, if our
farmers could cultivate this, T agree sir. We have the proper
our country could export it. environment to grow it in here,
Something this good would be in so it will be easel What should
high demande we do now?
Of counsel That wav international
criminal organizations such as
the mafia, or corrupt governments
such as Venezuela' s
Ban itl
can profit from it
instead of ual
Waite Let' s also criminalize it,
that wav we can arrest our own
otherwise innocent citizens and
introduce them to our gang addled
prison sistema
Naturally sir. I' ll introduce the bill
immediately. Knowing your fellow politicians
are as stupid as vou are, this bill will
pass in no timee
This was a good idea.
and that' s why marijuana
is illegall The end.
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#41 - haxorman (03/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #33 - MegaAwesomeSauce (03/19/2012) [+] (18 replies)
One argument for stoners is that weed isn't as bad as alcohol

Alcohol was banned once in america, but after years of protest and men taking to the streets to bring it back again, it was finally revoked and alcohol was brought back. Reason being is that the men that went to protest were honest and trustworthy men who got off their ass and fought for their right to get wasted.

Weed isn't going to get legalized anytime soon because no one takes stoner's seriously. Most stoners are teenagers who couldn't change shit if they tried and the government isn't going to change shit for them. Stoners are too lazy to get off their damn ass and make change anyway so maybe it is for the better. The only way things are going to change are if stoners quit getting high for a moment and actually protest this shit.


I actually find it ironic that Weed prevents them to effectively protest their thoughts.
#184 - fannybanny (03/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#94 - anonymous (03/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
All 12-18 year old 'weed experts' need to shut the fuck up, you guys are fucking morons.
#107 - doomskull (03/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
no your an idiot. until the 1937 (when it was illegal) hemp was used in everything from fuel (which is proven to be better for the environment and would be cheaper then using fuel from other countries) to the shell of the original ford cars. even the declaration of independence is written on hemp. its also a cheaper to make paper from hemp then trees. well William Randolph Hearst (head of the paper industry) didn't like the competition and really didn't like losing so he ran a smear campaign with made up stats such as and this is from a real headline "marihuana" is responsible for murderous rampages by blacks and mexicans. so in 1937 without a good counter argument it was made illegal.
tl;dr? pot is illegal because a guy wanted to keep his money,
#16 - brenavia (03/19/2012) [-]
In the early 20th century, hemp farmers were making a lot of money. So much so that in fact it scared the giant cigarette companies of Virginia and Maryland. After appealing to their congressmen, the FDA banned marijuana's production, sale, and consumption. Or we could make an internet comic designed to confuse people. Either or is ok.
#172 - Evanalmighty (03/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
you know what was invented with the power of marijuana?
#42 - hellsrazors (03/19/2012) [-]
Another day, another post from a high school student complaining because he can't get high in his parents basement.
#17 - anonymous (03/19/2012) [+] (6 replies)
NO. Stop that bullshit, yeah maybe it's not as bad for you as people think BUT IT'S STILL BAD FOR YOU. Stop that harmless bullshit. It fucks up your immune system, can cause short term memory loss, etc. So even if it's legalized, you CAN'T say it's harmless.
#50 - thebeer (03/19/2012) [+] (5 replies)
False! Marijuana is illegal because tobacco companies felt threatened and bribed the Government to ban it in order to make more money in addition to the fuck loads they were already making. Before it was banned, marijuana was a key industrial crop used for the same reasons people use to justify legalization today; ropes, paper, clothes, etc.
User avatar #160 - PubLandlord (03/19/2012) [+] (18 replies)
Brilliant becuase a country full of stoners would be productive, people who smoke a lot of weed are much more worse off than those who don't
#112 - kingdubzninetyfour (03/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Typical stoner folklore...
User avatar #95 - cleverguy (03/19/2012) [-]
i guess what you're saying is that weed makes you do stupid things. hmmm....
User avatar #22 - victoronefourtwo (03/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I thought it was banned due to timber companies losing money to hemp products. So the timber companies got it banned with propaganda and such.
#228 - zgdubz (03/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
just to clarify, cigarettes are wayyyyyyyyyyyy more harmful than marijuana. weed isntt harmful at all
#240 to #228 - sanepane (03/19/2012) [-]
Don't say that. There are some minor negative side effects (e.g. weakened short-term memory) from the use of cannabis, and very (very very) small risks of some big side effects (prematurely triggering latent schizophrenia, for example).

It's the fact that it's harmless COMPARED TO MOST OTHER INTOXICANTS that really matters. Implying that cannabis is COMPLETELY harmless just gets everybody elses knickers in a twist. :)
#201 - drewbridge (03/19/2012) [+] (5 replies)
It would likely bring a ton of money into the gov if they were to sell it.

I only have ONE problem with completely legalizing it.

Since it would probably be as easy to obtain are cigarettes, just more expensive, kids would probably somehow get ahold of it, people would smoke it on their breaks or whenever bored on their jobs and we'd get a bunch more of numbnut useless people eventually living on welfare buying weed constantly because now they don't need a reason to smoke it.
And again, kids would get ahold of it, go to school high, weed culture develops, and the last thing America needs right now is kids that are dumber than they already are.

/rant over, inb4 red thumbs because of the opinion police.
#167 - zenocko **User deleted account** (03/19/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I smoked weed/legal 1-3 times a day for 4 months. There was a 3 week period that I wasn't sober longer than 3 hours. Weed fucks up your short-term memory. I can't stay on task very much anymore, my grades are still low even though I've been sober since December. People talk to me and I don't even comprehend certain things that they say. I don't have a problem with weed, but it can be very abusive and it actually does cause problems.
I smoked weed/legal 1-3 times a day for 4 months. There was a 3 week period that I wasn't sober longer than 3 hours. Weed fucks up your short-term memory. I can't stay on task very much anymore, my grades are still low even though I've been sober since December. People talk to me and I don't even comprehend certain things that they say. I don't have a problem with weed, but it can be very abusive and it actually does cause problems.
#92 - anonymous (03/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
actually one of the main reasons its illegal is that it is easy to make unlike cigars or cigarettes you cant just simply grow cigars in youre back yard and smoke it this is different for weed since it is only a palnt it requires little or no time to make
User avatar #104 to #92 - simoie (03/19/2012) [-]
you do know that cigarettes contains tobacco? right?.....i'ts also a plant.
User avatar #78 - schwarzenschwanz (03/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
oh fuck. here call the millions of opinions about how marijuana should or shouldnt be legalized, the little kids who think theyre cool b/c theyve smoked weed, and the countless arguments about this topic.
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