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Da Fuq Lion King

1. Lion King we up. as down tii) ait)
When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Co in '-Mr awn
hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use Your thumb
to smear same sperm across her forehead and say "Simba".
I used the Lion King on my girflriend fast night"
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by Chris Mar 28, 2005
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#61 - zombiesurfer (03/18/2012) [+] (47 replies)
Who can find the wierdest thing on urban dictionary?
#4 - duhkotaa (03/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#33 - smellycheese (03/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
wut
#74 - hetmartino (03/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This is the SURPRISE ATTACK:
1) do some doggy style action
2) when you are about to come you pull out your dick and spit on her back
3) she now thinks you came on her back and turns around
4) as she turns around, cum on her face as you yell "SURPRISE ATTACK!!!!!!!"
#88 - auscol (03/18/2012) [-]
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#201 - octagon (03/18/2012) [-]
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#148 - endface (03/18/2012) [-]
My girlfriend is a Disney fanatic. If I did this to her I will never have sex again.
#230 - flyingwhale (03/18/2012) [-]
inb4 ************ to delete my comment
#363 - herculespower (03/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#118 - zycarra (03/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#47 - failedfrontflip (03/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Strawberry cheesecake: cum on her face then punch her in the nose giving her a nosebleed, watch as the blood mixes with your cum and laugh maniacally
#272 - sundog (03/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My favorite is the Raging Bull:   
   
>doggy style   
>reach point of no return   
>wrap arms around like a bear hug   
>cum inside   
>lean over next to girls ear and whisper: "I have AIDS"   
>hold tight and see how long you can last on there   
   
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My favorite is the Raging Bull:

>doggy style
>reach point of no return
>wrap arms around like a bear hug
>cum inside
>lean over next to girls ear and whisper: "I have AIDS"
>hold tight and see how long you can last on there

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#381 - liverfool (03/18/2012) [-]
there's an "add a video" button
User avatar #124 - shamefulhumor (03/18/2012) [-]
The teradactyl: **** the girl doggy style, nearing climax you poke her in the face or slap her cheek. When she turns around, Yell, KUKAW KUHKAW and flap your arms.
#29 - ledheadtlc ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
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