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Da Fuq Lion King

1. Lion King we up. as down tii) ait)
When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Co in '-Mr awn
hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use Your thumb
to smear same sperm across her forehead and say "Simba".
I used the Lion King on my girflriend fast night"
Mt lien Mitt mugs is shirts
by Chris Mar 28, 2005
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dafuq did i just read
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#83 - John Cena (03/18/2012) [-]
THE CREEPY NEIGHBOR:

>Be doin your girl from behind
>Have your buddy hide in the closet
>Hop off very fast and have him hop on
>Quietly run outside and wave at your girl through the window!
>HFW
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#347 to #83 - zionsype ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
HFW
HFW
User avatar #157 to #83 - luckiestcharms (03/18/2012) [-]
AKA The Houdini
#61 - zombiesurfer (03/18/2012) [-]
Who can find the wierdest thing on urban dictionary?
User avatar #352 to #61 - mattbeee (03/18/2012) [-]
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fardensation
User avatar #241 to #61 - hunman (03/18/2012) [-]
Golden shower:

The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.
User avatar #273 to #61 - roadhous (03/18/2012) [-]
look up canadian wrecking ball
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#243 to #61 - mffinmanu has deleted their comment [-]
#89 to #61 - ballsmclong (03/18/2012) [-]
holy 			****
holy ****
#97 to #61 - zeusthebrony (03/18/2012) [-]
<mfw reading metal dan
<mfw reading metal dan
User avatar #66 to #61 - nweb (03/18/2012) [-]
i dont think i can top that one........ holy ****
User avatar #65 to #61 - lightingeagle (03/18/2012) [-]
I wish I had the pic that says " Kony, the Ugandan hero asks Would you show this to your mother?"
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User avatar #295 to #61 - archonlb (03/18/2012) [-]
No words can describe the disgust i feel right now.
#242 to #61 - John Cena (03/18/2012) [-]
WAT. THE. **** .
User avatar #265 to #61 - yodasoda (03/18/2012) [-]
I started crying from laughing XD i belong at /b/
#416 to #265 - MrNoHandsHeavy (03/18/2012) [-]
>XD
>I belong at /b/
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User avatar #64 to #63 - zombiesurfer (03/18/2012) [-]
That was my reaction as well
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#84 to #61 - ruinsage (03/18/2012) [-]
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KILL ME NOW!!
#229 to #61 - demcomments ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at DJ Homeless **   
   
I usually share things like this on Facebook with people. I don't think I can share this one.
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at DJ Homeless **

I usually share things like this on Facebook with people. I don't think I can share this one.
#239 to #61 - John Cena (03/18/2012) [-]
What the **** ?
#401 to #61 - fyerchan (03/18/2012) [-]
Any Daniels up in here?
#86 to #61 - mogolliz (03/18/2012) [-]
who write this kinf of **** a japannese /b/ro?
#383 to #61 - John Cena (03/18/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #3192310 at FJ Pony Thread ** My reaction to this...
#302 to #61 - fried (03/18/2012) [-]
Go to urban dictionary and type in metal dan but look at the tags....
#305 to #302 - fried (03/18/2012) [-]
I meant Thesaurus.
User avatar #294 to #61 - austinschut (03/18/2012) [-]
So I was balls deep in this dude's asshole and I go for a reach-around and the faggot popped a boner! That's how I knew he was gay.
#92 to #61 - bitchimflawless (03/18/2012) [-]
OH GOD WHY
OH GOD WHY
#260 to #61 - John Cena (03/18/2012) [-]
1. Metal Ian

This is similar to the term ' Metal Dan', Except it is performed using the Lord of the Rings Two towers Book ( hard back copy ) , Every page should be used to be performed correctly.

See Metal Dan
You just got metal Ian'd' 'I wouldn't like to be metal Ian'd, it takes hours

**** just got weirder.
#152 to #61 - yomommabinshoppin ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
¿sıɥʇ sı pob buıʞɐǝɹɟ ɟo ǝɯɐu ǝɥʇ uı ʇɐɥʍ
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#73 to #61 - spectralbanshee (03/18/2012) [-]
I keep picturing this guy for some reason...
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#33 - smellycheese (03/18/2012) [-]
wut
#59 to #33 - mondamini (03/18/2012) [-]
MFW my brother's act ina talent show was called the angry pirates
User avatar #377 to #85 - jokemar (03/18/2012) [-]
You would unexpectedly gag a person, making them cough and clamp down their jaw when they have their teeth wrapped around your dick?

Ok, OP, ok.
#74 - hetmartino (03/18/2012) [-]
This is the SURPRISE ATTACK:
1) do some doggy style action
2) when you are about to come you pull out your dick and spit on her back
3) she now thinks you came on her back and turns around
4) as she turns around, cum on her face as you yell "SURPRISE ATTACK!!!!!!!"
User avatar #111 to #74 - blackzero (03/18/2012) [-]
Lol i thought that was the houdini
#110 to #74 - John Cena (03/18/2012) [-]
Isn't that called the Harry Houdini? Courtesy of Dane Cook in the movie "My Best Friend's Girl"

#201 - octagon (03/18/2012) [-]
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#148 - endface (03/18/2012) [-]
My girlfriend is a Disney fanatic. If I did this to her I will never have sex again.
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#47 - failedfrontflip (03/18/2012) [-]
Strawberry cheesecake: cum on her face then punch her in the nose giving her a nosebleed, watch as the blood mixes with your cum and laugh maniacally
User avatar #54 to #47 - rel (03/18/2012) [-]
That's a Strawberry Milkshake.
#55 to #54 - failedfrontflip (03/18/2012) [-]
I was told cheescake, but whatever :P
I was told cheescake, but whatever :P
User avatar #58 to #55 - rel (03/18/2012) [-]
I read Strawberry Cheesecake. It's almost the same thing, except you cum in her mouth.
User avatar #56 to #55 - rel (03/18/2012) [-]
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=strawberry+milkshake
#272 - sundog (03/18/2012) [-]
My favorite is the Raging Bull:   
   
&gt;doggy style   
&gt;reach point of no return   
&gt;wrap arms around like a bear hug   
&gt;cum inside   
&gt;lean over next to girls ear and whisper: &quot;I have AIDS&quot;   
&gt;hold tight and see how long you can last on there   
   
&lt;&lt;
My favorite is the Raging Bull:

>doggy style
>reach point of no return
>wrap arms around like a bear hug
>cum inside
>lean over next to girls ear and whisper: "I have AIDS"
>hold tight and see how long you can last on there

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User avatar #379 to #272 - jokemar (03/18/2012) [-]
Riding the bronco:

>doggy style
>reach point of no return
>grab her buy the hair
>yell out another girls name
>hold on tight screaming "YEEE HAAAWWW!" and see how long you can hold on

User avatar #282 to #272 - merlinboy (03/18/2012) [-]
Alternative for last step:
"My Ex did it better"
#410 to #282 - sundog (03/18/2012) [-]
or that her mom did it better
or that her mom did it better

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#381 - liverfool (03/18/2012) [-]
there's an "add a video" button
#88 - auscol (03/18/2012) [-]
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