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1. Lion King we up. as down tii) ait)
When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Co in '-Mr awn
hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use Your thumb
to smear same sperm across her forehead and say "Simba".
I used the Lion King on my girflriend fast night"
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by Chris Mar 28, 2005
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#61 - zombiesurfer
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Who can find the wierdest thing on urban dictionary?
#268 to #61 - destroyoncontact
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User avatar #295 to #61 - archonlb
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No words can describe the disgust i feel right now.
#312 to #61 - praxidike
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User avatar #352 to #61 - mattbeee
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fardensation
User avatar #241 to #61 - hunman
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Golden shower:

The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.
#94 to #61 - kumquatchaos **User deleted account**
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#128 to #61 - williamz
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#89 to #61 - ballsmclong
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holy ****
holy ****
#97 to #61 - zeusthebrony
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<mfw reading metal dan
<mfw reading metal dan
User avatar #66 to #61 - nweb
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i dont think i can top that one........ holy ****
User avatar #65 to #61 - lightingeagle
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I wish I had the pic that says " Kony, the Ugandan hero asks Would you show this to your mother?"
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#242 to #61 - anon id: 7c4ff663
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WAT. THE. ****.
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#82 to #61 - Wumbologist
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#73 to #61 - spectralbanshee
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I keep picturing this guy for some reason...
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#86 to #61 - mogolliz
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who write this kinf of **** a japannese /b/ro?
#323 to #61 - sirfistalot
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#84 to #61 - ruinsage
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KILL ME NOW!!
#302 to #61 - fried
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Go to urban dictionary and type in metal dan but look at the tags....
#305 to #302 - fried
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I meant Thesaurus.
#105 to #61 - killerturd
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User avatar #294 to #61 - austinschut
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So I was balls deep in this dude's asshole and I go for a reach-around and the faggot popped a boner! That's how I knew he was gay.
#150 to #61 - kawent
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User avatar #273 to #61 - roadhous
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look up canadian wrecking ball
#100 to #61 - controlthechaos
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#260 to #61 - anon id: 7c4ff663
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1. Metal Ian

This is similar to the term ' Metal Dan', Except it is performed using the Lord of the Rings Two towers Book ( hard back copy ) , Every page should be used to be performed correctly.

See Metal Dan
You just got metal Ian'd' 'I wouldn't like to be metal Ian'd, it takes hours

**** just got weirder.
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#239 to #61 - anon id: 78f74f8e
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What the ****?
#92 to #61 - bitchimflawless
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OH GOD WHY
OH GOD WHY
#152 to #61 - yomommabinshoppin
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¿sıɥʇ sı pob buıʞɐǝɹɟ ɟo ǝɯɐu ǝɥʇ uı ʇɐɥʍ
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#401 to #61 - fyerchan
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Any Daniels up in here?
User avatar #265 to #61 - yodasoda
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I started crying from laughing XD i belong at /b/
#416 to #265 - MrNoHandsHeavy
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>XD
>I belong at /b/
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#229 to #61 - demcomments
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**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at DJ Homeless **   
   
I usually share things like this on Facebook with people. I don't think I can share this one.
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at DJ Homeless **

I usually share things like this on Facebook with people. I don't think I can share this one.
#383 to #61 - anon id: dfdaf127
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #3192310 at FJ Pony Thread ** My reaction to this...
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User avatar #64 to #63 - zombiesurfer
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That was my reaction as well
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#33 - smellycheese
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wut
#85 to #33 - smellycheese
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User avatar #377 to #85 - jokemar
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You would unexpectedly gag a person, making them cough and clamp down their jaw when they have their teeth wrapped around your dick?

Ok, OP, ok.
#59 to #33 - mondamini
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MFW my brother's act ina talent show was called the angry pirates
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#74 - hetmartino
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This is the SURPRISE ATTACK:
1) do some doggy style action
2) when you are about to come you pull out your dick and spit on her back
3) she now thinks you came on her back and turns around
4) as she turns around, cum on her face as you yell "SURPRISE ATTACK!!!!!!!"
#110 to #74 - anon id: 8b8b5c22
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Isn't that called the Harry Houdini? Courtesy of Dane Cook in the movie "My Best Friend's Girl"

User avatar #111 to #74 - blackzero
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Lol i thought that was the houdini
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#148 - endface
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My girlfriend is a Disney fanatic. If I did this to her I will never have sex again.