About time. Its about time someone on my friends list stood up. ill' 1. 1 hours ago all Post one more status about how guys use you, and I will personally ask y
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About time

Its about time someone on my friends list stood up

ill' 1. 1 hours ago all
Post one more status about how guys ******* use you, and I will
personally ask you out, **** you, cum on your pathetic face, and
dump you.
You post pictures of you 908/ o naked then demand respect?
Shut the **** up.
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Submitted: 03/17/2012
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#1 - avengingthefallen (03/17/2012) [+] (40 replies)
dude......
#55 - lordmoldywart (03/17/2012) [+] (10 replies)
No doubt the bitch was one of the people that liked his status, oblivious to the fact he was talking about her.
#17 - greendayobsesser (03/17/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Men do not use women, it's the other way around these days.
Men do not use women, it's the other way around these days.
#42 - jigglepuff (03/17/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Looks familiar....
#137 - toureecrensey (03/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
guys got balls the size of Rosie O'donnell's thighs
#208 - bluelightbebop (03/18/2012) [-]
She gonna need some Burn Heal for that.
#231 - waffleofdoom (03/18/2012) [-]
mfw I read those statuses and a girl says that guys can't understand her "pain"
#547 - Virt (03/18/2012) [-]
#274 - rshanebarnes (03/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#145 - gayjunk (03/18/2012) [-]
its probably aimed at this bitch <
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#484 - trollingmeister (03/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**trollingmeister rolled a random image posted in comment #142 at i know that face **
**trollingmeister rolled a random image posted in comment #142 at i know that face **
#146 - SemiAnon (03/18/2012) [-]
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#80 - Greekkenyan (03/17/2012) [-]
&lt;------Me on the green thumb button, that was epic
<------Me on the green thumb button, that was epic
#552 - mcquiston (03/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**mcquiston rolled a random image posted in comment #178 at me too ** mfw i read this.
#363 - kolmar (03/18/2012) [+] (28 replies)
Let's play a game! First one to roll dubs gets to decide what I do to this woman. be very creative.
#385 to #363 - vizion (03/18/2012) [-]
**vizion rolls 31**
Ask her out on a date.
If the answer is a yes then you pick her up at exactly 7:04PM and greet her with a bouquet of exactly a dozen flowers and tell her the dozen flowers symbolize the 12 lovely years you will have to spend with her.
At this point she will ask you why only 12 years?
Thats when you tell her that after 12 years you will die of cerebral cancer that will be passed down through your genes.
You will repopulate with her making sure you have exactly 10 babies
Because of the fact that your cancer has 10% survival rate and a 100% chance it will be passed down through the generations
This will leave her with atleast one child.
At this point you tell her about the 9 siblings you have.
She will want you so badly because your love for her is insatiable.
This is when you have to deny the offer for sexy time because you two are late for the reservations you have made at the most expensive restaurant in the city.
End the night with just a kiss and only a kiss.
This will bring her crawling to your front door by midnight.
This is when you let her in and talk about emotions and ******** .
Then you start massaging her neck.
She starts loosening up and starts getting comfortable.
You are unfortunately too poor... so you live on a sofa but the sofa is very messy so you two..
get on the floor.
And everybody walk the dinosaur
#472 - wymetehoriginal (03/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Sooo, the text is completely different from FaceBook's font...
#594 - norwegiansnowman (03/18/2012) [-]
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day!
You are a hero to man, whoever you are!
And you bow for none.
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#593 to #584 - wartroll (03/18/2012) [-]
**wartroll rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at That one time. **
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