The Universe Never Fails To Fuck Me. Thank you, if you read it. I just really needed to tell someone.. I recently fell far this girl who sits in front of me in
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The Universe Never Fails To Fuck Me

Thank you, if you read it. I just really needed to tell someone.

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I recently fell far this girl who sits in front of me in
my Geometry class. I haven' t had a real crush on
anyone far veers, so this was a pretty big deal. I
literally couldn' t ever stop thinking about her, all day
and all night. I started talking to her and flirting with
her, and about 3 weeks into it, I thought I was really
getting some where. She was being really nice to me,
we were starting to have conversations that were more
than just small talk, and we kept having those moments
where our eves would both lock with each others, then
we' d smile at the same time. Then one day I caught her
doodling on a little note. The note said "Emma
loves Ryan". My heart skipped a beat and I just
stopped and stared. She looked up and realized thatl
had seen, then immediately started erasing it. I was in
shock; all I could do was smile. My name is not Evan.
My name is James, and Ryan is my friend who sits
next to me in the same Geometry class. He has barely
ever talked to Emma before, however, he is better
looking than I am, nicer than I am, more athletic,
Funny and probably a little smarter maul am. It took
me some 3 and a half weeks to get this girl to like me
and he makes her fall in love while never showing any
interest in her. Howl sit behind the girl who I' m
absolutely crazy about, and watch her constantly look
over at my friend while she plays with her hair and
smiles at everything he does. I have to much pride to
sav anything.
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#8 - houseofbrick ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
If you're willing to be a bit of a Scumbag Steve, then you can do one of two things:

1) if your friend is both trustworthy and completely disinterested in her, you can convince him to back you up. He can either do things that will piss her off and appear unattractive to her, or he can talk to her about it and try to convince her to go for you.

Alternatively,

2) if your friend is not trustworthy, then you could make him appear bad in her eyes somehow. Perhaps spread a rumor behind his back that you're sure will get back to her and will impact her seriously. This is not suggested because Bros before Hoes, but it's out there.

But, to be honest OP, you shouldn't try to get involved with somebody shallow like that. Spend some more time with her, show her why you're an interesting person and see if things work out the natural way. If all else fails (given ~2 months time), then just ask her out, see where she stands.

Above all else, if you really want her to be happy, then try and set her up with your friend.


tl;dr be a jackass, a neutralfag or a goodguygreg
User avatar #9 - mrzuooo (03/18/2012) [-]
MAN UP
User avatar #7 - captainfish (03/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Sometimes you just gotta get up and smack a hoe, then **** her best friend.
User avatar #5 - wootshop (03/17/2012) [-]
my man i know that feel for days.
User avatar #4 - angelshay (03/17/2012) [-]
ouch..hope you're ok..
User avatar #3 - falloutplayer (03/17/2012) [-]
I thought it was a creepy pasta at first but nice OC bro.
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