The Universe Never Fails To Fuck Me. Thank you, if you read it. I just really needed to tell someone.. tags
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#2 - patriotpenguin ONLINE
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(03/17/2012) [-]
#1 - blinkernutz
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(03/17/2012) [-]
#8 - houseofbrick
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(03/17/2012) [-]
If you're willing to be a bit of a Scumbag Steve, then you can do one of two things:

1) if your friend is both trustworthy and completely disinterested in her, you can convince him to back you up. He can either do things that will piss her off and appear unattractive to her, or he can talk to her about it and try to convince her to go for you.

Alternatively,

2) if your friend is not trustworthy, then you could make him appear bad in her eyes somehow. Perhaps spread a rumor behind his back that you're sure will get back to her and will impact her seriously. This is not suggested because Bros before Hoes, but it's out there.

But, to be honest OP, you shouldn't try to get involved with somebody shallow like that. Spend some more time with her, show her why you're an interesting person and see if things work out the natural way. If all else fails (given ~2 months time), then just ask her out, see where she stands.

Above all else, if you really want her to be happy, then try and set her up with your friend.


tl;dr be a jackass, a neutralfag or a goodguygreg
#9 - mrzuooo
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(03/18/2012) [-]
MAN UP
#7 - captainfish
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(03/17/2012) [-]
Sometimes you just gotta get up and smack a hoe, then **** her best friend.
#10 to #7 - secretlywheatbread
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(03/18/2012) [-]
Hey Avatar buddy.

Also, like what houseofbrick said, try to set them up.
I mean, it sucks. Trust me, I know. But at least they'll be happy.
And at least you know she's not the one.
#6 - foreverstallon
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(03/17/2012) [-]
#5 - wootshop
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(03/17/2012) [-]
my man i know that feel for days.
#4 - angelshay
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(03/17/2012) [-]
ouch..hope you're ok..
#3 - falloutplayer
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(03/17/2012) [-]
I thought it was a creepy pasta at first but nice OC bro.