Raspberries. . an Grade his Taro goes ape nuts when you make raspberries (fart noises with your mouth FYI} skids make habit to do to him for fun in the hallway
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Raspberries

an Grade
his Taro goes ape **** nuts when you make raspberries (fart noises
with your mouth FYI}
skids make habit to do to him for fun in the hallway
ffriend and I get decide it is our turn that day
Tardily walking down hallway towards us
Target looked
before we go to fire, another kid beats up to it
throws been in air on the spot and freaks out worse than usual
kid down and Taro Pounds the **** out of him while screaming and tireing
avoid death
SCOTIA
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#136 - bloodisredsweat (03/15/2012) [-]
I WAS IN THAT THREAD LAST NIGHT.

>MFW FATTY MCGEE AND HIS RETARD THREE

your welcome, everyone whose never read it.
#215 to #136 - kneza (03/15/2012) [-]
i loled at the tard guard :D
#224 to #136 - killaundead (03/15/2012) [-]
this was the best thing i've ever read XD!!
#258 to #136 - Rexegotistic (03/15/2012) [-]
This story has everything to offer, and I can easily say the author is a God among men.
#217 to #136 - smarts (03/15/2012) [-]
That has to be one of the greatest stories I've ever read in my entire life.
That has to be one of the greatest stories I've ever read in my entire life.
User avatar #144 to #136 - aussiepridevil (03/15/2012) [-]
OH MY **** I LOVE THIS :'D
#151 to #136 - anon (03/15/2012) [-]
Thanks, I needed that laugh. I woke up my dad from how loud I was being. xD
#186 to #136 - nowimbecomedeath (03/15/2012) [-]
I'm barely holding myself back from laughing so loud in a criminology class. If I could give you 20 thumbs I would, well done
User avatar #296 to #186 - bloodisredsweat (03/15/2012) [-]
hahaha thanks man, when i read this the first time, i LITERALLY almost pissed myself. and then i saw someone OP post one of the things from the thread and it was one of the least funny stories there! i had to post with fatty mcgee.

#206 to #136 - hellygator (03/15/2012) [-]
So. Much. Win.   
   
Must read!
So. Much. Win.

Must read!
#143 to #136 - namx (03/15/2012) [-]
I'm dying of laughter, thanks for sharing.   
Retard threads are one of my favorite threads aahaha
I'm dying of laughter, thanks for sharing.
Retard threads are one of my favorite threads aahaha
#107 - anon (03/15/2012) [-]
>Be 16 year old girl
>Have Autism
>Go to regular high school
>Nervous as hell
>First day starts off good
>Two internet fags find out i have autism
>Start calling me a tard and saying they've heard stories about tards
>They make strange noises and hand motions trying to provoke me
> ******* .jpg
>Try to ignore them
>They follow me, getting louder and more aggressive
>Finally had enough
>Flip **** on them
>Teacher comes to break up fight
>Takes interfags to principle
>I get ice cream cuz i'm a tard
>Regret nothing.
User avatar #142 to #107 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/15/2012) [-]
I've got Aspergers...not fun, is it? Sorry you had to deal with that.
User avatar #110 to #107 - thephantur (03/15/2012) [-]
Make friends with big guys. Never worry again.
User avatar #131 - deathdiedead (03/15/2012) [-]
**deathdiedead rolls 11**

Dubs. Get.
User avatar #139 to #131 - youradropkick (03/15/2012) [-]
**youradropkick rolls 85** I can has dub dubs?
#177 to #131 - bananabaker (03/15/2012) [-]
**bananabaker rolls 47**
#57 - nippuhl (03/15/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Dumping some tard stories.
User avatar #199 to #57 - brandonbmth (03/15/2012) [-]
My names Brandon D:
#138 to #59 - deitysugar (03/15/2012) [-]
Not tard story but its still the best I have read.
+6
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#64 to #58 - anon (03/15/2012) [-]
the tard has two names
#63 to #58 - hornyunicorns (03/15/2012) [-]
i am literally crying from laughing so hard
User avatar #140 to #58 - gyaraderp (03/15/2012) [-]
That moment when you **** so hard your name changes
#87 to #58 - ofwgbagelbites (03/15/2012) [-]
Lost it at "as soon as his massive ass went over that wall I knew we were in it deep"
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#120 - avias (03/15/2012) [-]
>Be short 9th grader   
>Get on bus to go home like normal   
>Bus is crowded like always   
>7 ft dude with mental disability doesn't have seat   
>Let him sit next to me   
>Starts off normal, but halfway through the trip he falls asleep   
>Starts getting uncomfortably close to me   
>His head is hovering above mine   
>A big glob of 			*******		 drool pours from his mouth onto my head   
>I try to push him off of me and wipe of the spit without causing a scene   
>			*******		 wakes up suddenly and punches me in the nose   
>Blood starts gushing from my nose uncontrollably   
>I try to get to the front of the bus to get tissues    
>He starts freaking out from the blood and makes a bunch of tard noises   
>Bus driver stops the bus   
>Takes 3 seniors to calm the guy down   
>Rest of the school year I was known as the freshman that got blood everywhere and made a retard have a breakdown   
>How I react whenever I see the guy in the hall
>Be short 9th grader
>Get on bus to go home like normal
>Bus is crowded like always
>7 ft dude with mental disability doesn't have seat
>Let him sit next to me
>Starts off normal, but halfway through the trip he falls asleep
>Starts getting uncomfortably close to me
>His head is hovering above mine
>A big glob of ******* drool pours from his mouth onto my head
>I try to push him off of me and wipe of the spit without causing a scene
> ******* wakes up suddenly and punches me in the nose
>Blood starts gushing from my nose uncontrollably
>I try to get to the front of the bus to get tissues
>He starts freaking out from the blood and makes a bunch of tard noises
>Bus driver stops the bus
>Takes 3 seniors to calm the guy down
>Rest of the school year I was known as the freshman that got blood everywhere and made a retard have a breakdown
>How I react whenever I see the guy in the hall

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User avatar #94 to #85 - sherikanman (03/15/2012) [-]
>have one too many chromosomes
>Also have terror-aggressive reactions to farting noises
> especially oral sounds
>asshole mouth farts at me
>throw my books in the air
>beat that bitch up
>crying and screaming because I'm angry and scared at the same time
>walk away like a badass


#122 to #94 - rathmire (03/15/2012) [-]
>Be a peice of **** inside a kid
>Can't wait to be pooped out later like a boss
>Owner decides to make fun of this tard
>Blows Raspberries at him
>Tard goes ******* , starts pounding my kid
>Kid gets beaten so hard I'm forced out
>Never got to be shat
>MFW
#102 - MarlaSinger (03/15/2012) [-]
> 9 years old   
> moving in a week   
> decide ill be nice to the tard girl and hang out with her since no one ever does   
> invite her to play frisbee with me and friend   
> all is going well   
> friend accidentally get frisbee stuck in tree   
> me and friend start  throwing sticks at it trying to knock it out of tree to no avail   
> school is under construction, and we notice one of the long metal stakes used to hold up the fence has fallen out   
> tard girl is probably a good 2 feet taller than us both, so we tell her to pick up the metal stake and try and knock the frisbee out while we keep throwing stick   
> she agrees, starts trying to knock frisbee out   
> i turn away from her and bend over to pick up stick   
> sudden impact   
> actually hear a donggggg sound   
> dafuq was that   
> have massive headache all of the sudden, turn around and see tard girl and friend looking shocked at me   
> lolwut    
> touch top of head   
> hand covered in blood   
> tard girl dropped a 6 foot metal pole on my head   
> go to hospital and they shave a big patch of hair off to give 2 needles in skull and get stitches now 9 year old girl with huge baldspot   
> move away   
> 5 years later get to highschool   
>wemeetagain.jpg   
> mfw i still see tard girl everyday at school
> 9 years old
> moving in a week
> decide ill be nice to the tard girl and hang out with her since no one ever does
> invite her to play frisbee with me and friend
> all is going well
> friend accidentally get frisbee stuck in tree
> me and friend start throwing sticks at it trying to knock it out of tree to no avail
> school is under construction, and we notice one of the long metal stakes used to hold up the fence has fallen out
> tard girl is probably a good 2 feet taller than us both, so we tell her to pick up the metal stake and try and knock the frisbee out while we keep throwing stick
> she agrees, starts trying to knock frisbee out
> i turn away from her and bend over to pick up stick
> sudden impact
> actually hear a donggggg sound
> dafuq was that
> have massive headache all of the sudden, turn around and see tard girl and friend looking shocked at me
> lolwut
> touch top of head
> hand covered in blood
> tard girl dropped a 6 foot metal pole on my head
> go to hospital and they shave a big patch of hair off to give 2 needles in skull and get stitches now 9 year old girl with huge baldspot
> move away
> 5 years later get to highschool
>wemeetagain.jpg
> mfw i still see tard girl everyday at school
#92 - muffintime ONLINE (03/15/2012) [-]
Screen capped this a couple of months ago...

Deds to Shortbusterrorist....
User avatar #101 to #92 - niiaura (03/15/2012) [-]
... [small]The **** ...[small]
#114 - evilfederation (03/15/2012) [-]
POTATO
+1
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#29 - kronicsmurf (03/15/2012) [-]
Why did we stop posting these? They were awesome!
#72 to #29 - steelhawk (03/15/2012) [-]
ran out of the very best ones
#60 - seafer (03/15/2012) [-]
**seafer rolled a random image posted in comment #375 at Spoiler Alert! ** mfw tards
**seafer rolled a random image posted in comment #375 at Spoiler Alert! ** mfw tards
#108 to #60 - dren (03/15/2012) [-]
**dren rolls 76** Nice roll.
User avatar #61 to #60 - aiphrem (03/15/2012) [-]
Oh, this roll. It is so perfect.
#32 - miningman (03/15/2012) [-]
**miningman rolled a random image posted in comment #2762416 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw i got beat up by some tard
**miningman rolled a random image posted in comment #2762416 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw i got beat up by some tard
#91 - iheartdubstep (03/15/2012) [-]
>elementary school
>cute girl in class
>tard kid has crush on girl
>sees girl on playground
>pulls down pants
>asks girl to date him
>his penis is out
>teachers aid grabs tard and takes him to principal
>everybody on playground laughing
>little girl in shock
>leaves school and never comes back
User avatar #99 to #91 - niiaura (03/15/2012) [-]
I'm sure Ben Crowshaw approves.
#135 to #99 - iheartdubstep (03/15/2012) [-]
i sure hope so lol
#96 - inomonym (03/15/2012) [-]
>Be 14   
>First day of highschool   
>			********		 self due to initiation happening everywhere around me   
>Walking down the football hallway trying to find my second class   
>Tard girl starts chasing me   
>Tells me I'm fired and calls me a fish   
>wut
>Be 14
>First day of highschool
> ******** self due to initiation happening everywhere around me
>Walking down the football hallway trying to find my second class
>Tard girl starts chasing me
>Tells me I'm fired and calls me a fish
>wut
#40 - derpkipz (03/15/2012) [-]
My school got a weird kid like this, and he has lots of triggers (Which I may have caused like half of)
He's really bad at taking jokes, and so anyway, we did a play in english on Anne Frank. for some reason he played Moushi (The Cat), and he couldn't meow at all. so people started showing him how to meow constantly, and kept going and going, until know he makes this really weird donkey bray and freaks out whenever someone meows. Or someone tells him the Timpani isn't an instrument. and like 8 other things.
#41 to #40 - lukefaulk (03/15/2012) [-]
[small]kept going and going, until know he makes this really [small   
going, until know he    
, until know   
know
[small]kept going and going, until know he makes this really [small
going, until know he
, until know
know
#71 to #41 - steelhawk (03/15/2012) [-]
fixed kept going and going, until knowhe makes this really
going until know he
know
#192 - Warzonebeta (03/15/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when you realize that the raspberry noise is the same noise that you get when a firecracker goes off wrong and hits dirt because it nearly happened to you.

...Poor 'TardKid
User avatar #260 to #192 - screamz (03/15/2012) [-]
Hey, just wanted to ask how the video is called where that picture is from i've seen it already but i can't find it anymore
User avatar #297 to #260 - Warzonebeta (03/15/2012) [-]
Fireworks Fail.
#2 - Thadzhi (03/14/2012) [-]
**Thadzhi rolled a random image posted in comment #232 at Neverending argument ** mfw when tard kid!
**Thadzhi rolled a random image posted in comment #232 at Neverending argument ** mfw when tard kid!
User avatar #34 to #2 - wryot (03/15/2012) [-]
dr. who kinda relevent
+3
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+1
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#76 to #74 - piekiller ONLINE (03/15/2012) [-]
< rebuddle
#26 to #2 - cutter (03/15/2012) [-]
**cutter rolled a random image posted in comment #105 at GOING TO BED ** thank you, i needed to laugh
#25 - veenma (03/15/2012) [-]
**veenma rolled a random image posted in comment #3007640 at FJ Pony Thread **
MFW I AM tard
User avatar #115 - butnugget (03/15/2012) [-]
> be in 8th grade
> need to pee
> ask teacher to go, says yes
> walking to the the toilets
> look back to see tard girl walking behind
> walk into toilets, proceed to start pissing
> tard girl walks in after me
> ******************** .jpg
> she grabs my penis, while looking into my eyes
> starts giving me a blowjob
> feelsgoodman.png
> she pauses, and says
> ima need about tree fiddy
> i got wrists from a crustacean from the paleozoic era
#133 to #115 - anon (03/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 901** here you go
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#125 to #115 - gorlacon (03/15/2012) [-]
here ya go, let me handle that tab for ya.
#124 to #115 - clonect (03/15/2012) [-]
this 			*******		 guy
this ******* guy
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