Pokemon Revelation. Hope you enjoy, 100% OC. Thanks guys.. Dear Funnyjunk, are you ready for a Pokemon revelation? Blastoise is only 5' 3" Charizard is only 5'
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Pokemon Revelation

Pokemon Revelation. Hope you enjoy, 100% OC. Thanks guys.. Dear Funnyjunk, are you ready for a Pokemon revelation? Blastoise is only 5' 3" Charizard is only 5'

Hope you enjoy, 100% OC. Thanks guys.

Dear Funnyjunk,
are you ready for a Pokemon
revelation?
Blastoise is only 5' 3"
Charizard is only 5' 7"
Here' s the best part...
Venausaur if ******* 6' 7"!
MOTHER OF EDD...
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Submitted: 03/14/2012
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#9 - judson (03/14/2012) [-]
Ash must be a midget
User avatar #11 to #9 - peacefuldarkness (03/14/2012) [-]
um hes like 12
#12 to #11 - judson (03/14/2012) [-]
I know but he looks like he's at least two feet shorter than Charizard so that would make him around 3'7"
#32 to #12 - unoriginalxx (03/14/2012) [-]
keep in mind he's asian

User avatar #85 to #32 - judson (03/14/2012) [-]
Yeah lol didn't even think about that
User avatar #139 to #32 - killerliquid (03/15/2012) [-]
I'm thirteen and i am as tall as Blastoise

inB4 youngfag
User avatar #249 to #139 - unoriginalxx (03/15/2012) [-]
me too, but i'm 15
User avatar #205 to #139 - huskycreeper (03/15/2012) [-]
You're 6 ' 7"??? and 13??? im sorry but i highly doubt your counting skills
User avatar #240 to #238 - huskycreeper (03/15/2012) [-]
....oh oops i got venasuar and blastoise mixed up :3 my bad
User avatar #320 to #205 - killerliquid (03/15/2012) [-]
I said Blastoise, not Venusaur
User avatar #322 to #320 - killerliquid (03/15/2012) [-]
whopps didnt see that
#468 to #139 - Rascal (03/15/2012) [-]
I'm asian and I'm 5'6", but I'm 14
User avatar #530 to #468 - mcpandabear (03/15/2012) [-]
I'm an orange and I'm 1"1

No but seriously, discussing how tall you are = Best thread ever
User avatar #507 to #468 - killerliquid (03/15/2012) [-]
exactly, im asian as well
#374 to #139 - dailyispro (03/15/2012) [-]
I'm 15 and 6'6 :3
User avatar #407 to #12 - mrbuu (03/15/2012) [-]
and charzard is like only 200 lbs. making has what 50lbs around. jesus 3'7 and 50 lbs what the **** is up in the pokemon world
#13 to #11 - firael (03/14/2012) [-]
10*
#216 to #11 - whackest (03/15/2012) [-]
Ash is still 10.
#20 - monkeysocksmelly (03/14/2012) [-]
People in pokemon are tiny.
User avatar #22 to #20 - SquishyHaribo (03/14/2012) [-]
well they are japanese 12 year olds
#40 to #22 - itazz (03/14/2012) [-]
I have been the same height since I was 10. 5'3'', MFW I used to be the tallest in my whole school. But now I am a very short 18 year old. :(
I have been the same height since I was 10. 5'3'', MFW I used to be the tallest in my whole school. But now I am a very short 18 year old. :(
User avatar #630 to #40 - monkeysocksmelly (03/15/2012) [-]
I know how you feel I'm a very short 17 year old at 5'0 :P
User avatar #619 to #40 - gromitandwallace (03/15/2012) [-]
This guy reminds me of Nicolas Cage for some reason...
User avatar #492 to #40 - jpford (03/15/2012) [-]
i was 3'6 when i was ten
User avatar #118 to #40 - SquishyHaribo (03/14/2012) [-]
ouch, I was the shortest for a while then as soon as I turned 16 I had a growth spurt and now I'm 6" and still growing

you never know, you might have a growth spurt before turning 21
User avatar #458 to #118 - successfulxtroll (03/15/2012) [-]
You do realize you said six inches, not six feet right?
User avatar #631 to #458 - SquishyHaribo (03/15/2012) [-]
no, no I did not
I feel some what foolish now
thank you for bringing this mistake to my attention
User avatar #439 to #118 - Scyth (03/15/2012) [-]
Oh god I'm 20 nearly 21 and I'm still 5'4 since 14 D=
User avatar #50 to #22 - imangryman (03/14/2012) [-]
Actually, the pokemon in the Anime are bigger than the ones in the game.

*The more you know!
#217 - bigredthunder (03/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #311 to #217 - darkdragonswrath (03/15/2012) [-]
holy **** that guys a ******* giant or that venusaur is a midget
#242 to #217 - Rascal (03/15/2012) [-]
When he capped its like he yelled in my head...what type of sorcery is this?!?!
User avatar #470 to #242 - sirgawain (03/15/2012) [-]
a .gif with text.
#252 to #217 - iheartdubstep (03/15/2012) [-]
just watched the actual video for this. the .gif just got 10x funnier to me
#542 - TehPwnzorz (03/15/2012) [-]
Blastoise 5'3" blastoise is on four legs
5'3" tall shell is still ******* huge

<had no pics to relate
#562 to #542 - kriessyyy (03/15/2012) [-]
u hardly ever see blastoise on four legs so its probly him doin his lean forward stance
User avatar #549 to #542 - bosskiss (03/15/2012) [-]
samurai jack and the scotsman are always related
#487 - shrike (03/15/2012) [-]
****		 			*****		 pikachu's tiny.
**** ***** pikachu's tiny.
User avatar #497 to #487 - taila (03/15/2012) [-]
He is a mouse similar pokemon.
#499 to #487 - Rascal (03/15/2012) [-]
pikachu is 1'4"

Now you know :D
#82 - itrinx (03/14/2012) [-]
Bitches please.
User avatar #95 to #82 - tankerdude (03/14/2012) [-]
Calm down fatty
User avatar #526 - theninjakai (03/15/2012) [-]
**my entire perception of pokemon is now a lie....
**
I'M TALLER THAN CHARIZARD? WTF.
#462 - xwilly (03/15/2012) [-]
You seem to have forgotten that Venasuar has a huge mother ******* plant on his back...
#446 - lucidwater (03/15/2012) [-]
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#103 - otakuranger (03/14/2012) [-]
Aaaaand no one wants their wailmer to evolve inside their house...
User avatar #475 to #103 - sirgawain (03/15/2012) [-]
>Have a Wailmer
>Bring it into the house
>All the doorframes are broken
>Why did I bring a ******* whale into the house.
User avatar #84 - dmang (03/14/2012) [-]
I know there stats are retarded

charizard is also 200 lbs

and I think blastoise weighs even less
User avatar #86 to #84 - dmang (03/14/2012) [-]
*their

JESUS ******* CHRIST I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME. MY UNEDUCATED FB FRIENDS HAVE DRAGGED ME INTO THEIR ******** GHETTO LANGUAGE
#392 to #86 - breakfastlunch (03/15/2012) [-]
Well, that error gained you an extra 51 thumbs up.
#393 - chewiethewookie (03/15/2012) [-]
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#404 to #393 - chosenonex (03/15/2012) [-]
That awesome moment when someone uses the gif i made
#351 - navystone (03/15/2012) [-]
I'm taller then charizard :D
I'm taller then charizard :D
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#356 to #355 - navystone (03/15/2012) [-]
Wow somewhat relevant!
Wow somewhat relevant!
#363 to #351 - Rascal (03/15/2012) [-]
than*
than*
#221 - cmurphyjrjrjr (03/15/2012) [-]
wait wut
User avatar #615 to #221 - DrGordon (03/15/2012) [-]
im assuming that's the size they are when they first evolve then they grow from there as they age/ get stronger
#237 to #221 - benedicto (03/15/2012) [-]
**benedicto rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at Wasn't me ** um.... asian dick?

User avatar #226 to #221 - aerius (03/15/2012) [-]
/perspective
#229 to #221 - Rascal (03/15/2012) [-]
depth perception is key here, if you have a brain which I'm sure you should, you can see that that girl voiced faggot is a good 15 feet behind charizard.
User avatar #232 to #229 - cmurphyjrjrjr (03/15/2012) [-]
lol, i knew that. it was humorous at first glance.
#230 to #221 - LSone (03/15/2012) [-]
and in snap he definitely not 5'7"
#227 to #221 - awesomedudeforty (03/15/2012) [-]
Ash is obviously 2 feet tall...
Ash is obviously 2 feet tall...
User avatar #259 to #227 - parrotmagician (03/15/2012) [-]
Well he is only, what? Ten?
User avatar #459 to #259 - successfulxtroll (03/15/2012) [-]
ten year olds are around 4'6" or so, not 3'7". Everyone on Pokemon is freakishly short.
User avatar #506 to #469 - successfulxtroll (03/15/2012) [-]
Yeah Asians are short, but even the adults are almost as short as Ash which means they are the size of ten year olds. Real Asians aren't that short.
#152 - godambatman (03/15/2012) [-]
.......How the **** big is Ash..? Pic related.
User avatar #154 to #152 - ballisticmasacre (03/15/2012) [-]
You must remember that he is only 10. Henceforth he hasn't really hit the big growth spurt of puberty yet.
#158 to #154 - godambatman (03/15/2012) [-]
Well I know that but still, if Charizard is said height, 1:1 scale in this pic Ash would be like, 3 1/2 feet tall xD
User avatar #162 to #158 - instakill (03/15/2012) [-]
he is asian that should explain it
#119 - jalthelas (03/14/2012) [-]
ummmm....
User avatar #155 to #119 - MoegarimasuKodomo (03/15/2012) [-]
i'd still piss myself in fear if i saw him
#444 - nyancatfuckyeah (03/15/2012) [-]
Yo, that means Ash is like four feet tall. His Charizard towers over him and it's still smaller than the average Charizard.
User avatar #447 to #444 - Mward ONLINE (03/15/2012) [-]
Well... He is ten years old dude....
User avatar #451 to #447 - nyancatfuckyeah (03/15/2012) [-]
you've got a point. but doesn't Ash grow older as the story progresses?
User avatar #473 to #451 - thenicestpsycho (03/15/2012) [-]
Apparently the entire Pokemon series was done in a 3 month period.
User avatar #465 to #451 - CofeeFreak (03/15/2012) [-]
I read that they will never have Ash age. He will be ten forever.
User avatar #454 to #451 - Mward ONLINE (03/15/2012) [-]
You'd think so wouldn't you?
User avatar #209 - pandation (03/15/2012) [-]
Well the ****** has a tree growing on it's ******* back so no wonder
#206 - schlecht (03/15/2012) [-]
I'm half of a foot taller than Charizard?
User avatar #166 - finnini (03/15/2012) [-]
They're all different sizes, not seen the Charizard Valley episode where they have enormous Charizards compared to Ash's?
#172 to #166 - Rascal (03/15/2012) [-]
Show canon and game canon aren't the same.
User avatar #195 to #172 - purplepikachu (03/15/2012) [-]
Actually pokemon had different height in the game as well with such small events of showing some NPC's Larger sized types of pokemon such as in Pokemon gen 3 FR/LG with showing the fishermen a huge Magikarp
User avatar #190 to #166 - purplepikachu (03/15/2012) [-]
The height in the game pokedex is the average height
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