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#1 - blackblood (03/14/2012) [-]
Once you're done 4th year psychology, you'll have the "oh god why" face.   
This kind of psychology is fun, but... well... you'll realize the mistakes hopefully sooner than later!
Once you're done 4th year psychology, you'll have the "oh god why" face.
This kind of psychology is fun, but... well... you'll realize the mistakes hopefully sooner than later!
User avatar #3 to #1 - jacksipian (03/14/2012) [-]
ive never taken psychology classes and i dont plan to, but i think i have a good grasp on human behavior, but why will you have an oh god why face after the 4th year? does it have to do with the involuntary analyzation of different peoples actions?
#4 to #3 - Gypsybob (03/14/2012) [-]
I would say its because at that year they either realise they've wasted all that time and got into debt from studying a useless subject or they finally get taught that analysing people makes you come off as a complete arsehole.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jacksipian (03/14/2012) [-]
good point, but its not useless if you plan on going into that career field, who knows maybe you can psycho-analyze some hannibal lector type people and thatd be ******* cool
#6 to #5 - blackblood (03/14/2012) [-]
Quick summation:   
   
Humans are perfect liars.   
1) They beleive their reality   
2) They justify it   
3) They're cynical/brilliant actors   
   
   
What someone says is useless to analyse unless it's for therapeutic reasons.   
The second you analyse people for what they say, you're a moron x3   
   
   
   
p.s. the best way to detect bad liars is by their pitch. Nothing else really. Unless their terrible. But thats used by okay-liars to give a false pretense.
Quick summation:

Humans are perfect liars.
1) They beleive their reality
2) They justify it
3) They're cynical/brilliant actors


What someone says is useless to analyse unless it's for therapeutic reasons.
The second you analyse people for what they say, you're a moron x3



p.s. the best way to detect bad liars is by their pitch. Nothing else really. Unless their terrible. But thats used by okay-liars to give a false pretense.
User avatar #7 to #6 - jacksipian (03/14/2012) [-]
theres body language as well, but if youre a good liar you can hide it
#8 to #7 - blackblood (03/14/2012) [-]
Body language (even the micro expressions) can be completely under someone's control in less then a week's practice, and some people simply have the natural ability for it.   
   
Body language, words, eyes (dilation), emotion, body temperature, heart rate, everything can be turned against the detector with using the 3 points.   
   
Point being: The internet is full of lies! Except for me? Mabe.... does it matter? ^.^
Body language (even the micro expressions) can be completely under someone's control in less then a week's practice, and some people simply have the natural ability for it.

Body language, words, eyes (dilation), emotion, body temperature, heart rate, everything can be turned against the detector with using the 3 points.

Point being: The internet is full of lies! Except for me? Mabe.... does it matter? ^.^
User avatar #9 to #8 - jacksipian (03/14/2012) [-]
it does now, because now im suspicious that youve benn lying to me to make me think knowledge of the human psyche is useless, when in reality the brain is a beautiful place to go and its fun to **** it up for other people
#10 to #9 - blackblood (03/14/2012) [-]
No no, I love psychology, the mind is enormously beautiful if you want to flatter it. I'm also saying its the darkest thing in the universe other then a black hole (I'm no physicist).


Don't trust people you don't know, the people you do know you don't actually know, you don't even know yourself! For instance, look up how many sense the human body actually has. Its more then 15, get me the right answer and I'll thumb up 10 of your comments :P.
Psychology helps you discover why humans act certain ways cognitively, socially, etc.
User avatar #11 to #10 - jacksipian (03/14/2012) [-]
if i remember right its 22, and i dont care about thumbs
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