Scumbag Brain. Found on Internet. Sorry if repost . new may thing Hum ulfr sin manila: ago? ikill 'l, Lt. I had a boyfriend 6 months ago? I WAS GAY?! Train of thought Penis
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#3 - FlashBoard
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I had a boyfriend 6 months ago? I WAS GAY?!
#156 to #3 - ColeTheUber
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#143 to #3 - thatlonewolf
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here have this, it's because you made me lol so much
#19 to #3 - connorjay
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What do you mean "was"?
#9 to #3 - sebbiechan
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I can't stop giggling now.
I can't stop giggling now.
#2 - vigorion
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<-- Famous last words

#11 - marriland
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When I was in little leauge baseball I missed catching the ball that would have sent my team to the championship. My brain decides to remind me of that everyone few weeks.
When I was in little leauge baseball I missed catching the ball that would have sent my team to the championship. My brain decides to remind me of that everyone few weeks.
#62 to #11 - anon id: edd906c0
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i know that feel bro....
#135 to #62 - dualshooter
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#12 to #11 - merkkari **User deleted account**
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#35 to #12 - nyancatfuckyeah
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you won't regret it.
User avatar #17 to #12 - TakeUHstab
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IT GOES WITH THE BEAT when the clip Jumps

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#58 to #39 - lucidwater
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#42 to #39 - oscarthedog
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What your brain is really doing
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#60 - lucidwater
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#68 to #60 - lucidwater
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User avatar #80 to #68 - tinglyturtletaint
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Nah, mine is more of a dick. I have extremely realistic and memorable dreams in which I'm killed in a realistic and dramatic way, most of the time in a way where I have to lay there dying and come to terms with my own death. Then I wake up remembering every detail. The worst was one where I got shot in the back 3 times and had to watch myself bleed out on the street .
User avatar #154 to #80 - dmilenkoc
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Read comment #146 when you get the chance
User avatar #142 to #80 - dmilenkoc
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I know that feel dude , I lost count of how many times I've hit pavements, been stabbed , mob bashed , shot or some other sort of cruel death in my dreams , and everytime I don't wake up until i die in it , ******* stupid brain.
#64 to #60 - lucidwater
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#20 - connorjay
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My ex cheated on me and then went on a two hour rant at how it was my fault.
Then proceeded to shout at me for snooping, which she assumed was how I found out (her friends told me)
Then proceeded to have a go at me for not staying the night

I'm not sexist, but bitches be crazy.
#63 to #20 - ilostthegametoasaf
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Comment Picture

User avatar #25 to #20 - manofparody
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I'm too lazy to make one... but the alien guy meme with the caption, "Hormones"
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User avatar #52 to #45 - manofparody
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Thank you :)
#53 to #52 - sysad
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Anytime.
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#38 - grimmwaters
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#47 - anon id: d053bfd8
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I'm a girl and even I'm confused by female logic. A girl can hit a guy, but a guy can't hit her back. A girl can whine about how terrible men are, but if a guy even speaks out against a women, he's misogynistic. A girl can talk about the dimension's of a guy's ass, but if he even looks at her boobs, he's a virgin pervert. A girl can cheat on her guy because she was "confused," but if a guy does it, he's an asshole. When a guy ***** up, he has to haul ass to earn forgiveness; when a girl ***** up, she just has to cry or pull the guilt card and she's fine. And - my favorite - a woman who wants to actually be with her kids/family is a strong, liberated woman; all men who want to be with their kids/family are pedophiles and deadbeat dads. **** LOGIC. :D
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#51 to #48 - anon id: d053bfd8
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Sorry, but I'm not the one with red thumbs, so...
User avatar #79 to #47 - eowyn
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I am a female, for the record.

You know what pisses me off the most?

Females who complain about wanting both a career and to be a full-time mother.

You cannot do it, not without great difficulty.

There is a REASON that men went to work and women stayed home. And it's GREAT that we have the choice now! Equality is awesome!

But no, you can't have equal, high amounts of both.

Either you have a full-time career, or you're a full-time mother. OR you can find an in-between.

But don't complain to the government, and don't blame men if you can't find an in-between that doesn't suit you.

/rant over
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User avatar #94 to #92 - eowyn
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I do know exactly what I'm talking about. My mother is in a similar situation to yours.

I was actually talking about people who want to be a stay at home mother and a full time ladder-climbing career woman at the same time, which is why I mentioned the possibility of an inbetween - which is what your mother is.

But I'm guessing she doesn't complain about the fact she can't have full-time of both, right?

Which is what bugs me.

Your inability to read is fascinating.

Thanks for playing, bye.



User avatar #95 to #94 - maryjayne
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I'll admit that i didn't take into account your "full time" part
though i doubt anybody complains about not being able to spend all their time at home being a mother and also spending most of their time on their career.
all that being said, "Your inability to read is fascinating.

Thanks for playing, bye."
is sickeningly pretentious
User avatar #96 to #95 - eowyn
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At what point did I say I was not pretentious?

The fact you thought I'd care about your life story was fairly pretentious too, no?

Now, goodbye! I'm going on to do more interesting things.

#97 to #96 - maryjayne
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Telling you that for the sake of argument was in no way pretentious, maybe unnecesary, but not pretentious
"At what point did I say I was not pretentious?"
That is so immature, it reminds me of a 10 year old, really

#98 to #97 - eowyn
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So was calling me pretentious in the first place. I do believe calling someone names is fairly immature.   
   
How many times do I have to say goodbye before you stop commenting?
So was calling me pretentious in the first place. I do believe calling someone names is fairly immature.

How many times do I have to say goodbye before you stop commenting?
User avatar #74 to #47 - danikay
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I agree. As a woman I find our gender to be quite.. Horrible.
We want equal rights, but when it comes to be treated equally we want to go back to the old "Women are weak and should be treated sweeter and given free hand outs"
Take for the example. A woman punches a man just because she feels like it. The man hits back. He's a bad person.
A man SLAPS a woman because she was sexually harassing him, the man is now in jail for beating a woman.

Also, feminists are another things. A true feminist will fight for equal rights for everyone. Even men. Not just downing on men and calling them a dirty rapist pig.
(My grandma for example tells me all guys are sex craved jerks, when in fact all my female friends are sex crazed jerks and my male friends are civilized and sweet)

The women who are stupid jackasses who are unfair and hypocritical need to be locked far deep into the kitchen. The ones who have their **** together can walk amongst the rest of the world.
User avatar #50 to #47 - kumabear
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The world is sexist, but its preemptively sexist against men, its like why all the other races have white people to even explain what people of color look like to other people of color, notice the term i used, its because women are mostly taught that men are pigs, pervs or have no money, just like white people are conditioned to think anything they say can be racist, honestly, I'm racist, I'm not really sexist, but I'm racist, women can do their own thing, but its when they talk about equal rights, that starts to bug me, equal rights, men are expected to pay for a dinner, the worst set of words in my opinion-> "you can't hit me, I'm a girl" I've worked law enforcement before, if a wife beats the **** out of her husband and he punches her once in self defense, guess who's going to jail for agg assault, the guy, the jury will be sympathetic, the fact is women have more rights then men, less legal obligations and are sympathized with more even though in many cases I've seen, the woman is the instigator, the action taker and the executioner of a situation, men get raked over the coals for anything when it comes to women
#54 to #47 - scarydino
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Annon....with a good....pppPPPOOOOOSSSTTTTT
Annon....with a good....pppPPPOOOOOSSSTTTTT
User avatar #1 - bawsorama
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gf still gets mad mad over the fact that i left the country for 2 weeks. which was over 3 months ago...
User avatar #29 to #1 - neoexdeath
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Still? Dude, I don't think you where gone long enough.