This made my day.. . Me: Pic? Hold on please Me; Well we Feb 21, 201 2, 12 as PM we , 2012, 1241 PM Me: Write my name "Asa" on your stomach and take another pic this made my day
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Me: Pic?
Hold on please
Me; Well
we Feb 21, 201 2, 12 as PM
we , 2012, 1241 PM
Me: Write my name "Asa" on your stomach and take
another pic so I know you' re not fake
Tue, Feb 21, , 1242 PM
i I am atwood Wu dont believe me its ck
bye
l Tue, FED 21, 2012, 1245 PM
Me; Well then when you get outwork take me a pic.
shouldn' t be a problem ifyou' re real and want money
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1245 w
Em these pics r real Wu dont believe
me then bye
Tue, , 2012, 1247 PM
Me: saying I do believe you. must want more. You
want money don' t you?
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1243 PM
ea but i am going to write w name on
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1249 PM
we 2012, 12 51 PM
Me: Huh?
Tue, , 2012, 12 51 PM
so wat now cur i really need the cash
we no 21, 201 2, 12 53 PM
Me: Well ifyou need the cash what do get
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 12 55 PM
Ema Mme ass pics Mme
we , 2012, 12 55 PM
Me: I' m a police officer. Running a trace and lock on
your and prostitution. Ifyou attempt
to tler the state we will notify federal authorities!
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 12 57 PM
Me: Eitherway confirm yourtube identity orwell send
mars over to arrest you right now.
Tue, 2012, 1: 00 PM
well i really dont look like thatcher r
pics i got offere internet
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 101 PM
Me: Send a picture ofyour actual helforce will be
forced to arrest you for fraud.
Tue, Feb 21 2012, 1 04 PM
THIS IS REALLY IS ME
so WAT HAPPENS NOW
we Feb 21, , aoa PM
Me: How old are you?
I( I: ALIV is Mt
we , 2012, 1 07 PM
so WAT HAPPENS NOW
we , 2012, 1 as PM
Me; How old are you?
I I 21
we re 21. 211121 as PM
Anything else
Me; we need one more photo moo holding a
shoe on your head. This may sound strange but this is
protocol to confirm your identity.
Tue, FED 21, 2012, 1 11 PM
Umm isthe real me my friend was sending u
those pics
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1 12 PM
Me; Send a picture with a shoe on your head now or
we will send law enforcement
There Wat now
we , 2012, 1 15 PM
we , 2012, 1 17 PM
So Wat now officer
Me; One second, running photo through our software
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1 18 PM
Oky
gm ijust wanna say i am sorry
we , 2012, 1 15 PM
Me: To confirm its validity. Look young lady, sorry
doesn' t cut it when you' re obstructing the law. You
can' t scam others for money, fraud can lead to a 5
sentence
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 120 PM
Me: What inyour name?
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1 21 PM
on i didn' t know i am disabled plus my
friend was the one sending the pus not me
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 122 PM
Tue, no 21, 2012
Me: Blaming your friend will only get you both
arrested
Tue, , 2012, 123 PM
fl So war now
we 21112122 PM
Me: Alright Nojust said we need one more photo. of
you. While you' re holding a shampoo bottle and have
a napkin in your mouth. This is so we can without a
doubt know you' re who you say you are.
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, PM
we an 21, 2012, 1 as PM
isthat enough
Tue, Feb 21, 2012123 PM
Me: Wait... ls that a shampoo or conditioner bottle?
Shampoo
Tue, Feb 21, 2012130 PM
anything else
Tue, Feb 21, , 122 PM
Me: One moment
we 21112124 PM
is that it
we Feb 21, 2012, 1: 38 PM
Me: Sorry, HQ wants a picture Owen holding a
conditioner bottle, not shampoo, with napkin in your
mouth, and the letter A written on your cheek with
eyeliner. They' re suspicious ofyour identity
Tue, , 2012, 141 PM
Me; on and a shoe on your head
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 142 PM
E I dont have any eyeliner look isms a
last pic
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 143 PM
Me; Then use a marker. This should be the last one, if
not we are almost done
an i use pen
Tue, Feb 21 2012, 16 PM
Me; Ifyou use a pen you have to write the lettere on
one cheek and the letter P on another so we know its
a pen
Tue, , 2012, 146 PM
rwe dune now
we , 2012, 1 51 PM
Look i have done everything rwe done
we , 2012, 1 53 PM
Me; Do you have any illegally downloaded music,
movies, anime, or pirated dvds?
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1 57 PM
Who
we , 2012, I 57 PM
M . Are you telling the truth? Because we WILL dind it
as i am telling u the truth
Me; one moment please
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 2 03 PM
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#150 - allcontent
Reply +451
(03/13/2012) [-]
**allcontent rolls 9,710,974** add all get 37.
#876 to #150 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account**
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#185 to #150 - camerel ONLINE
Reply +32
(03/13/2012) [-]
but. but but.... but HOW?!?
#285 to #185 - dualshooter
Reply +25
(03/13/2012) [-]
It's actually even more likely than trips. 7*9=63, so the range of possible numbers is 0-63, ergo a 1/64 chance of getting it.
It's actually even more likely than trips. 7*9=63, so the range of possible numbers is 0-63, ergo a 1/64 chance of getting it.
#664 to #285 - failedfrontflip
Reply +6
(03/13/2012) [-]
#356 to #285 - nsizzle
Reply +6
(03/13/2012) [-]
I'd just like to chime in and say that getting trips is 1/100, in case anyone didn't know.
#519 to #356 - Screenshotman
Reply +1
(03/13/2012) [-]
If you're rolling 9 numbers, it's actually somewhere in the 1/33.3 chance, since it's 3 tries.

Maybe not, I'm tired as ****.
#645 to #519 - anon
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
You're rolling ten numbers, don't forget zero,
#885 to #285 - puredeliciousness
Reply 0
(03/14/2012) [-]
0-9 is 10 numbers.
#895 to #885 - dualshooter
Reply 0
(03/14/2012) [-]
The max number you can get is 63 (9+9+9+9+9+9+9). So, a 1/64 chance.
#168 to #150 - tealkangaroo
Reply -1
(03/13/2012) [-]
hole leee ****
#740 to #150 - mcstorms
Reply -1
(03/13/2012) [-]
**mcstorms rolls 97**
#188 to #150 - thermdiz
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#469 to #150 - pootakka
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#771 to #150 - anon
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 657,993,882**
#886 to #150 - roflstorm
Reply +5
(03/14/2012) [-]
**roflstorm rolls 5**
Deadmau_
#893 to #886 - iwillyoumypower
Reply +1
(03/14/2012) [-]
#894 to #886 - roflstorm
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#156 to #150 - Bobshaneal
Reply +8
(03/13/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#871 to #150 - iamasian
Reply +8
(03/14/2012) [-]
**iamasian rolls 11**
#207 to #150 - bluelightbebop
Reply +9
(03/13/2012) [-]
Let me love you.
Let me love you.
#154 to #150 - Oblivion ONLINE
Reply +12
(03/13/2012) [-]
What in the ****.

#158 to #154 - givingsparks
Reply +37
(03/13/2012) [-]
#166 to #158 - sobriety
Reply +32
(03/13/2012) [-]
#SWAG.
#SWAG.
#223 to #166 - alexkaz
Reply +14
(03/13/2012) [-]
#522 to #166 - geraldbostock
Reply +1
(03/13/2012) [-]
What is this from?
#655 to #522 - angrylemon
Reply +1
(03/13/2012) [-]
It's a video by the user Makemebad35 on Youtube.
If you're lazy: www.youtube.com/user/makemebad35

#882 to #150 - karkat
Reply +12
(03/14/2012) [-]
**karkat rolls 0** 0
#397 to #150 - krick
Reply +18
(03/13/2012) [-]
**krick rolls 5,390,935**
Am I doin' it right
#398 to #397 - krick
Reply +15
(03/13/2012) [-]
A palindrome!
#863 to #150 - anon
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 19** adds to 9
#846 to #150 - kreptile
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#153 to #150 - llamahugger
Reply +5
(03/13/2012) [-]
Oh my god it does!
#628 to #150 - lolmike
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#839 to #150 - treesaregood
Reply +4
(03/13/2012) [-]
This is the third post I have seen where someone added to 37. I wrote a small program in java, using Math.Random(), and ran it 5 times at 100000 iterations each, and the probability of 37 was consistently about 4.5%.
For comparison, the chance of doubles is 10%, and trips is 1%
#848 to #839 - gblax **User deleted account**
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#231 to #150 - anon
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8,979,891** add all get 44
#847 to #150 - gblax **User deleted account**
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#849 to #847 - allcontent
Reply +5
(03/13/2012) [-]
Congrats on being the 20th person to say that
#850 to #849 - gblax **User deleted account**
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#872 to #850 - allcontent
Reply +2
(03/14/2012) [-]
Thanks man. I just pick off a random number with my magic. hope its right.
#879 to #872 - gblax **User deleted account**
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#868 to #847 - therizinosaurus
Reply +4
(03/14/2012) [-]
You think this is a mother ******* game?
#180 to #150 - beanizarchie
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#206 to #150 - middukester
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(03/13/2012) [-]
#218 to #150 - sonicdiarrhea
Reply -1
(03/13/2012) [-]
completely dumbfounded. Preparing for *********
completely dumbfounded. Preparing for *********
#200 to #150 - fluffycloudguy
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(03/13/2012) [-]
#769 to #150 - pmacone
Reply -6
(03/13/2012) [-]
**pmacone rolls 07** x 0 = 0
#187 to #150 - michaelz
Reply +2
(03/13/2012) [-]
**michaelz rolls 84** in b4 top comment
#877 to #150 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account**
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#173 to #150 - coolfool
Reply +2
(03/13/2012) [-]
Hory Sheet.
#873 to #150 - dausmsb **User deleted account**
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#874 to #873 - dausmsb **User deleted account**
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#892 to #150 - iwillyoumypower
Reply +1
(03/14/2012) [-]
**iwillyoumypower rolls 113**
#862 to #150 - markeriksen
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#884 to #150 - beanermaster
Reply +1
(03/14/2012) [-]
wat
#836 to #150 - anon
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 327,515,943** Add all get 42.
#870 to #150 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account**
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#670 to #150 - hardtuner
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
**hardtuner rolls 71** maybe?
#672 to #670 - hardtuner
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
ah well... worth the try
#854 to #150 - ireallylikepotatoe
Reply +1
(03/13/2012) [-]
**ireallylikepotatoe rolls 065,314,188** am i doinitrite?
#861 to #854 - oosterbaan
Reply -1
(03/13/2012) [-]
you got 36... SO ******* CLOSE
#472 to #150 - gtk
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
**gtk rolls 323,613,334** multiply them all together, get 0
#485 to #472 - carnivoreapples
Reply +7
(03/13/2012) [-]
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#488 to #485 - gtk
Reply +1
(03/13/2012) [-]
Im not sure that has ever been more appropriate.
#673 to #472 - jscoops
Reply +1
(03/13/2012) [-]
You know how unlucky you are to not get a single zero.
#880 to #673 - gtk
Reply +2
(03/14/2012) [-]
I feel like I just won the lottery. Except the prize is Slenderman eating my nuts.
#213 to #150 - omgitsaperson
Reply +1
(03/13/2012) [-]
Good job bro
Good job bro
#328 to #150 - fuckgravity
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
lolwut.
lolwut.
#210 to #150 - hazzamonium
Reply +1
(03/13/2012) [-]
but... but... Wut?

#204 to #150 - anon
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 300,884,347**
#260 to #204 - hovimestari
Reply +46
(03/13/2012) [-]
that's also 37
that's also 37
#192 to #150 - milehighpride
Reply +1
(03/13/2012) [-]
I Like It
I Like It
#184 to #150 - anon
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
The only explanation is witchcraft and HERESY!
The only explanation is witchcraft and HERESY!
#186 to #184 - anon
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
******* HERESY!
#199 to #186 - tentaclerapee
Reply +1
(03/13/2012) [-]
HERESY? WHERE???
#661 to #199 - gimmebackmygoose
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
what's a hersy?


#162 to #150 - sobriety
Reply +1
(03/13/2012) [-]
daum
#177 to #150 - buffalolol
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#889 to #150 - DerpDerpDerp
Reply 0
(03/14/2012) [-]
**DerpDerpDerp rolls 200** sees top comment, rolls trips, wat do
#890 to #889 - allcontent
Reply 0
(03/14/2012) [-]
**allcontent rolls 65** If this is 22, then we win!
#891 to #890 - allcontent
Reply 0
(03/14/2012) [-]
#644 to #150 - herpymcderp
Reply -1
(03/13/2012) [-]
#887 to #150 - darkfuzion
Reply 0
(03/14/2012) [-]
**darkfuzion rolls 447,261,771** Whoops, did I do that? 37.
#888 to #887 - darkfuzion
Reply 0
(03/14/2012) [-]
39 FUUU
#203 to #150 - jitterz
Reply -1
(03/13/2012) [-]
**jitterz rolls 0,930,734**
#883 to #150 - anon
Reply 0
(03/14/2012) [-]
holy ****, what are the odds?
#311 to #150 - ushito
Reply -2
(03/13/2012) [-]
******** rolls 8,427,179** = 35
#312 to #311 - ushito
Reply -3
(03/13/2012) [-]
******** rolls 1** plus this
#881 to #150 - patownslife
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#202 to #150 - makxbi
Reply -17
(03/13/2012) [-]
THIS IS LESS LIKELY THAN GETTING 9,999,999!!!! WTF.
#384 to #202 - ville
Reply +10
(03/13/2012) [-]
no it isnt you thunder cunt
#878 to #150 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account**
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#152 to #150 - givingsparks
Reply +48
(03/13/2012) [-]
#155 to #152 - allcontent
Reply +60
(03/13/2012) [-]
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#699 to #152 - greendayobsesser
Reply +5
(03/13/2012) [-]
have this
have this
#27 - skjalg
Reply +163
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#182 to #27 - shadowrated
Reply +18
(03/13/2012) [-]
This image has expired

#28 - shadovaskaya
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(03/13/2012) [-]
#183 to #28 - shadowrated
Reply +26
(03/13/2012) [-]
This image has expired

#50 - anon
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
You could face jail time for pretending to be a police officer. I would know because I am a police officer.
#729 to #50 - selectyour
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#853 to #729 - anon
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
Odd. This guy posted how many hours ago? And no one mentioned it being a repost of reddit until just a few hours ago.
#875 to #50 - katiexxlou
Reply +4
(03/14/2012) [-]
This is me
#608 to #50 - mielad
Reply +5
(03/13/2012) [-]
You could jail face time to be officer for police pretending.
#72 to #50 - mantaur
Reply +126
(03/13/2012) [-]
Come on anon, You know the drill, conditioner (NOT SHAMPOO) and tissue in mouth.
#107 - tmgxvoltagex
Reply +122
(03/13/2012) [-]
**tmgxvoltagex rolls 222**
#108 to #107 - tmgxvoltagex
Reply -3
(03/13/2012) [-]
TRIPS!!!
#112 to #108 - itzhypnotize
Reply +4
(03/13/2012) [-]
OH ****!
OH ****!
#113 to #107 - Sandisky
Reply -2
(03/13/2012) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 291** areyouawizard.jpg
#119 to #113 - hideyowives
Reply +1
(03/13/2012) [-]
a bright wizard in fact
#138 to #107 - theskidkid **User deleted account**
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#109 to #107 - thetaetaemr
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
After all your efforts you finally got trips :D
#121 to #107 - anon
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 372** lucky me? ... no, I'll never get them ):
**anonymous rolls 372** lucky me? ... no, I'll never get them ):
#125 to #107 - snoogfrogdoog
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
**snoogfrogdoog rolls 167** op!!
#127 to #125 - snoogfrogdoog
Reply +4
(03/13/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#131 to #107 - anon
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 671**
**anonymous rolls 671**
#512 to #107 - elektroboka
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#133 to #107 - dtox
Reply +2
(03/13/2012) [-]
**dtox rolls 554**
#134 to #133 - dtox
Reply -3
(03/13/2012) [-]
**dtox rolls 8** plus this
#135 to #134 - dtox
Reply -3
(03/13/2012) [-]
#111 to #107 - thedeadlykoala
Reply +6
(03/13/2012) [-]
**thedeadlykoala rolls 661**
#128 to #107 - FlawlessxLawless
Reply +9
(03/13/2012) [-]
**FlawlessxLawless rolls 772**
#129 to #107 - deadking
Reply +31
(03/13/2012) [-]
**deadking rolls 2,323**
I don't get trips!
#139 to #129 - anon
Reply 0
(03/13/2012) [-]
two split up dubs!
#69 - rolldubs
Reply +64
(03/13/2012) [-]
#74 to #69 - graydiggy
Reply -1
(03/13/2012) [-]
This was perfect.
#76 to #74 - BabyPainter
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#77 to #69 - BabyPainter
Reply +3
(03/13/2012) [-]
Thank god...
Thank god...
#25 - akadizzy
Reply +47
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#7 - quesocnkane
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#11 to #7 - lemleet
Reply +37
(03/12/2012) [-]
you really should. it's hilarious.
#467 - korn
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(03/13/2012) [-]
#475 to #467 - nuclearnoodle
Reply +3
(03/13/2012) [-]
Oh god, thank you so much.
#393 - yourdadsfriend
Reply +29
(03/13/2012) [-]
**yourdadsfriend rolls 03** random roll