This made my day.. . Me: Pic? Hold on please Me; Well we Feb 21, 201 2, 12 as PM we , 2012, 1241 PM Me: Write my name "Asa" on your stomach and take another pic this made my day
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This made my day.

Me: Pic?
Hold on please
Me; Well
we Feb 21, 201 2, 12 as PM
we , 2012, 1241 PM
Me: Write my name "Asa" on your stomach and take
another pic so I know you' re not fake
Tue, Feb 21, , 1242 PM
i I am atwood Wu dont believe me its ck
bye
l Tue, FED 21, 2012, 1245 PM
Me; Well then when you get outwork take me a pic.
shouldn' t be a problem ifyou' re real and want money
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1245 w
Em these pics r real Wu dont believe
me then bye
Tue, , 2012, 1247 PM
Me: saying I do believe you. must want more. You
want money don' t you?
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1243 PM
ea but i am going to write w name on
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1249 PM
we 2012, 12 51 PM
Me: Huh?
Tue, , 2012, 12 51 PM
so wat now cur i really need the cash
we no 21, 201 2, 12 53 PM
Me: Well ifyou need the cash what do get
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 12 55 PM
Ema Mme ass pics Mme
we , 2012, 12 55 PM
Me: I' m a police officer. Running a trace and lock on
your and prostitution. Ifyou attempt
to tler the state we will notify federal authorities!
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 12 57 PM
Me: Eitherway confirm yourtube identity orwell send
mars over to arrest you right now.
Tue, 2012, 1: 00 PM
well i really dont look like thatcher r
pics i got offere internet
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 101 PM
Me: Send a picture ofyour actual helforce will be
forced to arrest you for fraud.
Tue, Feb 21 2012, 1 04 PM
THIS IS REALLY IS ME
so WAT HAPPENS NOW
we Feb 21, , aoa PM
Me: How old are you?
I( I: ALIV is Mt
we , 2012, 1 07 PM
so WAT HAPPENS NOW
we , 2012, 1 as PM
Me; How old are you?
I I 21
we re 21. 211121 as PM
Anything else
Me; we need one more photo moo holding a
shoe on your head. This may sound strange but this is
protocol to confirm your identity.
Tue, FED 21, 2012, 1 11 PM
Umm isthe real me my friend was sending u
those pics
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1 12 PM
Me; Send a picture with a shoe on your head now or
we will send law enforcement
There Wat now
we , 2012, 1 15 PM
we , 2012, 1 17 PM
So Wat now officer
Me; One second, running photo through our software
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1 18 PM
Oky
gm ijust wanna say i am sorry
we , 2012, 1 15 PM
Me: To confirm its validity. Look young lady, sorry
doesn' t cut it when you' re obstructing the law. You
can' t scam others for money, fraud can lead to a 5
sentence
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 120 PM
Me: What inyour name?
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1 21 PM
on i didn' t know i am disabled plus my
friend was the one sending the pus not me
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 122 PM
Tue, no 21, 2012
Me: Blaming your friend will only get you both
arrested
Tue, , 2012, 123 PM
fl So war now
we 21112122 PM
Me: Alright Nojust said we need one more photo. of
you. While you' re holding a shampoo bottle and have
a napkin in your mouth. This is so we can without a
doubt know you' re who you say you are.
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, PM
we an 21, 2012, 1 as PM
isthat enough
Tue, Feb 21, 2012123 PM
Me: Wait... ls that a shampoo or conditioner bottle?
Shampoo
Tue, Feb 21, 2012130 PM
anything else
Tue, Feb 21, , 122 PM
Me: One moment
we 21112124 PM
is that it
we Feb 21, 2012, 1: 38 PM
Me: Sorry, HQ wants a picture Owen holding a
conditioner bottle, not shampoo, with napkin in your
mouth, and the letter A written on your cheek with
eyeliner. They' re suspicious ofyour identity
Tue, , 2012, 141 PM
Me; on and a shoe on your head
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 142 PM
E I dont have any eyeliner look isms a
last pic
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 143 PM
Me; Then use a marker. This should be the last one, if
not we are almost done
an i use pen
Tue, Feb 21 2012, 16 PM
Me; Ifyou use a pen you have to write the lettere on
one cheek and the letter P on another so we know its
a pen
Tue, , 2012, 146 PM
rwe dune now
we , 2012, 1 51 PM
Look i have done everything rwe done
we , 2012, 1 53 PM
Me; Do you have any illegally downloaded music,
movies, anime, or pirated dvds?
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1 57 PM
Who
we , 2012, I 57 PM
M . Are you telling the truth? Because we WILL dind it
as i am telling u the truth
Me; one moment please
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 2 03 PM
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#150 - allcontent (03/13/2012) [-]
**allcontent rolls 9,710,974** add all get 37.
#771 to #150 - John Cena (03/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 657,993,882**
#185 to #150 - camerel (03/13/2012) [-]
but. but but.... but HOW?!?
#285 to #185 - dualshooter (03/13/2012) [-]
It's actually even more likely than trips. 7*9=63, so the range of possible numbers is 0-63, ergo a 1/64 chance of getting it.
It's actually even more likely than trips. 7*9=63, so the range of possible numbers is 0-63, ergo a 1/64 chance of getting it.
User avatar #356 to #285 - nsizzle (03/13/2012) [-]
I'd just like to chime in and say that getting trips is 1/100, in case anyone didn't know.
User avatar #519 to #356 - Screenshotman (03/13/2012) [-]
If you're rolling 9 numbers, it's actually somewhere in the 1/33.3 chance, since it's 3 tries.

Maybe not, I'm tired as **** .
#645 to #519 - John Cena (03/13/2012) [-]
You're rolling ten numbers, don't forget zero,
User avatar #885 to #285 - puredeliciousness (03/14/2012) [-]
0-9 is 10 numbers.
User avatar #895 to #885 - dualshooter (03/14/2012) [-]
The max number you can get is 63 (9+9+9+9+9+9+9). So, a 1/64 chance.
#218 to #150 - sonicdiarrhea (03/13/2012) [-]
completely dumbfounded. Preparing for 			*********
completely dumbfounded. Preparing for *********
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#628 to #150 - lolmike has deleted their comment [-]
0
#877 to #150 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#202 to #150 - makxbi (03/13/2012) [-]
THIS IS LESS LIKELY THAN GETTING 9,999,999!!!! WTF.
User avatar #384 to #202 - ville (03/13/2012) [-]
no it isnt you thunder cunt
#328 to #150 - fuckgravity (03/13/2012) [-]
lolwut.
lolwut.
User avatar #871 to #150 - iamasian (03/14/2012) [-]
**iamasian rolls 11**
User avatar #886 to #150 - roflstorm (03/14/2012) [-]
**roflstorm rolls 5**
Deadmau_
0
#894 to #886 - roflstorm has deleted their comment [-]
#207 to #150 - bluelightbebop (03/13/2012) [-]
Let me love you.
Let me love you.
User avatar #882 to #150 - karkat (03/14/2012) [-]
**karkat rolls 0** 0
#397 to #150 - krick (03/13/2012) [-]
**krick rolls 5,390,935**
Am I doin' it right
#398 to #397 - krick (03/13/2012) [-]
A palindrome!
#699 to #152 - greendayobsesser (03/13/2012) [-]
have this
have this
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#873 to #150 - dausmsb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+1
#874 to #873 - dausmsb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #839 to #150 - treesaregood (03/13/2012) [-]
This is the third post I have seen where someone added to 37. I wrote a small program in java, using Math.Random(), and ran it 5 times at 100000 iterations each, and the probability of 37 was consistently about 4.5%.
For comparison, the chance of doubles is 10%, and trips is 1%
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#848 to #839 - gblax **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #150 - jitterz (03/13/2012) [-]
**jitterz rolls 0,930,734**
#154 to #150 - Oblivion (03/13/2012) [-]
What in the **** .

#166 to #158 - sobriety (03/13/2012) [-]
#SWAG.
#SWAG.
#522 to #166 - geraldbostock (03/13/2012) [-]
What is this from?
User avatar #655 to #522 - angrylemon (03/13/2012) [-]
It's a video by the user Makemebad35 on Youtube.
If you're lazy: www.youtube.com/user/makemebad35

User avatar #887 to #150 - darkfuzion (03/14/2012) [-]
**darkfuzion rolls 447,261,771** Whoops, did I do that? 37.
User avatar #888 to #887 - darkfuzion (03/14/2012) [-]
39 FUUU
User avatar #153 to #150 - llamahugger (03/13/2012) [-]
Oh my god it does!
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#862 to #150 - markeriksen has deleted their comment [-]
#184 to #150 - John Cena (03/13/2012) [-]
The only explanation is witchcraft and HERESY!
The only explanation is witchcraft and HERESY!
#186 to #184 - John Cena (03/13/2012) [-]
******* HERESY!
#199 to #186 - tentaclerapee (03/13/2012) [-]
HERESY? WHERE???
#661 to #199 - gimmebackmygoose (03/13/2012) [-]
what's a hersy?


#311 to #150 - ushito (03/13/2012) [-]
** ****** rolls 8,427,179** = 35
#312 to #311 - ushito (03/13/2012) [-]
** ****** rolls 1** plus this
0
#177 to #150 - buffalolol has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #670 to #150 - hardtuner (03/13/2012) [-]
**hardtuner rolls 71** maybe?
User avatar #672 to #670 - hardtuner (03/13/2012) [-]
ah well... worth the try
#187 to #150 - michaelz (03/13/2012) [-]
**michaelz rolls 84** in b4 top comment
User avatar #740 to #150 - mcstorms ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
**mcstorms rolls 97**
#173 to #150 - coolfool (03/13/2012) [-]
Hory Sheet.
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#878 to #150 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+3
#847 to #150 - gblax **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #849 to #847 - allcontent (03/13/2012) [-]
Congrats on being the 20th person to say that
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#850 to #849 - gblax **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #872 to #850 - allcontent (03/14/2012) [-]
Thanks man. I just pick off a random number with my magic. hope its right.
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#879 to #872 - gblax **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #868 to #847 - therizinosaurus (03/14/2012) [-]
You think this is a mother ******* game?
#863 to #150 - John Cena (03/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 19** adds to 9
#892 to #150 - iwillyoumypower (03/14/2012) [-]
**iwillyoumypower rolls 113**
#769 to #150 - pmacone (03/13/2012) [-]
**pmacone rolls 07** x 0 = 0
#883 to #150 - John Cena (03/14/2012) [-]
holy **** , what are the odds?
#889 to #150 - DerpDerpDerp (03/14/2012) [-]
**DerpDerpDerp rolls 200** sees top comment, rolls trips, wat do
#890 to #889 - allcontent (03/14/2012) [-]
**allcontent rolls 65** If this is 22, then we win!
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#870 to #150 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
0
#881 to #150 - patownslife has deleted their comment [-]
#836 to #150 - John Cena (03/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 327,515,943** Add all get 42.
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#876 to #150 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#213 to #150 - omgitsaperson (03/13/2012) [-]
Good job bro
Good job bro
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#846 to #150 - kreptile has deleted their comment [-]
#210 to #150 - hazzamonium (03/13/2012) [-]
but... but... Wut?

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#469 to #150 - pootakka has deleted their comment [-]
#192 to #150 - milehighpride (03/13/2012) [-]
I Like It
I Like It
#231 to #150 - John Cena (03/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8,979,891** add all get 44
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#188 to #150 - thermdiz has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #854 to #150 - ireallylikepotatoe ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
**ireallylikepotatoe rolls 065,314,188** am i doinitrite?
User avatar #861 to #854 - oosterbaan (03/13/2012) [-]
you got 36... SO ******* CLOSE
User avatar #168 to #150 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
hole leee ****
User avatar #472 to #150 - gtk (03/13/2012) [-]
**gtk rolls 323,613,334** multiply them all together, get 0
User avatar #488 to #485 - gtk (03/13/2012) [-]
Im not sure that has ever been more appropriate.
User avatar #673 to #472 - jscoops (03/13/2012) [-]
You know how unlucky you are to not get a single zero.
User avatar #880 to #673 - gtk (03/14/2012) [-]
I feel like I just won the lottery. Except the prize is Slenderman eating my nuts.
#204 to #150 - John Cena (03/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 300,884,347**
#260 to #204 - hovimestari (03/13/2012) [-]
that's also 37
that's also 37
#50 - John Cena (03/13/2012) [-]
You could face jail time for pretending to be a police officer. I would know because I am a police officer.
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#853 to #729 - John Cena (03/13/2012) [-]
Odd. This guy posted how many hours ago? And no one mentioned it being a repost of reddit until just a few hours ago.
#608 to #50 - mielad (03/13/2012) [-]
You could jail face time to be officer for police pretending.
#875 to #50 - katiexxlou (03/14/2012) [-]
This is me
#72 to #50 - mantaur (03/13/2012) [-]
Come on anon, You know the drill, conditioner (NOT SHAMPOO) and tissue in mouth.
#467 - korn (03/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #475 to #467 - nuclearnoodle (03/13/2012) [-]
Oh god, thank you so much.
#31 - John Cena (03/13/2012) [-]
its funny because you can go to jail for 1-4 years for impersonating a police officer
#315 to #31 - simonrivero (03/13/2012) [-]
I'm sure they will find him.
#27 - skjalg (03/13/2012) [-]
#176 - beanizarchie (03/13/2012) [-]
mfw i saw the real her
mfw i saw the real her
#107 - tmgxvoltagex (03/13/2012) [-]
**tmgxvoltagex rolls 222**
#109 to #107 - thetaetaemr (03/13/2012) [-]
After all your efforts you finally got trips :D
User avatar #113 to #107 - Sandisky (03/13/2012) [-]
**Sandisky rolls 291** areyouawizard.jpg
#119 to #113 - hideyowives ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
a bright wizard in fact
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#138 to #107 - theskidkid **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
0
#512 to #107 - elektroboka has deleted their comment [-]
#108 to #107 - tmgxvoltagex (03/13/2012) [-]
TRIPS!!!
#131 to #107 - John Cena (03/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 671**
**anonymous rolls 671**
#125 to #107 - snoogfrogdoog (03/13/2012) [-]
**snoogfrogdoog rolls 167** op!!
User avatar #133 to #107 - dtox (03/13/2012) [-]
**dtox rolls 554**
User avatar #134 to #133 - dtox (03/13/2012) [-]
**dtox rolls 8** plus this
#121 to #107 - John Cena (03/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 372** lucky me? ... no, I'll never get them ):
**anonymous rolls 372** lucky me? ... no, I'll never get them ):
User avatar #111 to #107 - thedeadlykoala (03/13/2012) [-]
**thedeadlykoala rolls 661**
#128 to #107 - FlawlessxLawless (03/13/2012) [-]
**FlawlessxLawless rolls 772**
#129 to #107 - deadking (03/13/2012) [-]
**deadking rolls 2,323**
I don't get trips!
#139 to #129 - John Cena (03/13/2012) [-]
two split up dubs!
#641 - jemil (03/13/2012) [-]
**jemil rolls 77** Check em'
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#692 to #641 - stefangan (03/13/2012) [-]
**stefangan rolls 93** You check them brah.
#392 - Fifee Boy (03/13/2012) [-]
In the last picture "she" looks like a 40 year old asian man.
+22
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#148 - steezmachine (03/13/2012) [-]
Then he was arrested for impersonating a police officer, sentenced to prison, repeatedly ass raped by ******* on a daily basis for the entirety of his sentence.
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WORTH IT
#33 - fishystickmorgan (03/13/2012) [-]
this brought so much  joy to me
this brought so much joy to me
#26 - catpie (03/13/2012) [-]
That's a really long phone...
#456 - beeradthelaw (03/13/2012) [-]
******* lost it here.

Sitting in the library at my university and having everyone around me suddenly look at the guy who's painfully trying to hold back laughter was extremely embarrassing.

Thank you, OP. You're a pretty cool guy.

#52 - ninjatunarocks (03/13/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#486 - xanaga (03/13/2012) [-]
Nice to know you were trolling cunts on my birthday instead of baking me a cake, dick
#381 - John Cena (03/13/2012) [-]
LMFAO dumb bitch   
That was the funniest post I've seen today xD
LMFAO dumb bitch
That was the funniest post I've seen today xD
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