Oh 4chan, You So Silly. Just found this and laughed extremely hard, and thought you guys would like it.. Anonymous (ID: ) ) 1' No. 386445725 we 13 challenge not b shit story green text oh God why
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Oh 4chan, You So Silly

Oh 4chan, You So Silly. Just found this and laughed extremely hard, and thought you guys would like it.. Anonymous (ID: ) ) 1' No. 386445725 we 13 challenge not

Just found this and laughed extremely hard, and thought you guys would like it.

Anonymous (ID: ) ) 1' No. 386445725
we 13
challenge not **** fer a long time (challenge self all the time, dunno why)
wave to **** en gnd day
end-
we **** feral days. Do almost nothing but mean
get
I wont make the whole day, **** the other kids, I' m going to **** in the school stall
well rings
Humble out of classroom
cheel **** slipping
aoh ****
Hun the **** ever to the bathroom
ajust as I' m running trough the hallway, my belt ******* BREAKS and I fall en my face
raw ****
tthe pain in my face is not comparable to the ene in my ass
mmy body feele like it' s going to explode
chace down, ass up, the hugest solid **** Ne overtaken starts to come out
hawkward silence tells me I' m being watched by everyone
pstart to cry uncontrollably
pstart shaking because decrying, which leads to spaces between ***** , which lead to ******* loud fart sounds
eevery fart fuels my sadness and crying
consciousness
awake up in hospital
mmy life is ever
gmea. to another school
mmy dad is in rage
mmakes me wear a that says what I did
mat feel
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Submitted: 03/12/2012
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User avatar #2 - marvl (03/12/2012) [-]
>start shaking because of crying, which leads to spaces between ***** , which leads to ******* loud fart sounds
>every fart fuels my sadness and crying

I ******* lost it there
#230 to #2 - fissehullet (03/13/2012) [-]
<- mfw I read it
<- mfw I read it
#5 - vanoreo (03/12/2012) [-]
>Refuse to **** in public bathrooms
>Also avoid farting at all costs, hold them in (long story short I farted really loud at a school assembly once... **** was NOT cash...)
>Irrational fear
>Hold it until I get home from school
>Do this daily for years
>Few months ago
>Last period
>Sphincter starting to breach
>Holding in any farts/ **** possible
>Make it through class
>Run my ass to the car
>holding in my **** the ride home
>Get home
>Get on toilet
> **** 7 full sized ***** in 1 sitting (no pun intended)
>3 were horrible diarrhea
>MFW
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#154 to #5 - prettydecentguy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #307 to #5 - sgseight (03/13/2012) [-]
Dude, I have the same problem D:

Longest I lasted without ******** was 11 days, then I would literally scream when taking a **** ;_;
#9 to #5 - zyxorz (03/13/2012) [-]
>newfag trying to greentext on funnyjunk
>MFW
User avatar #11 to #9 - nrwlz ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
>Implying only 4chan can use arrows (greater than signs) to tell stories
#40 to #9 - vanoreo (03/13/2012) [-]
I've been here 3 months longer than you
#227 to #40 - zyxorz (03/13/2012) [-]
i've been here since FJ was yellow.... also succesful troll is succesful (88 red ones as i'm typin')
User avatar #231 to #227 - maccally (03/13/2012) [-]
That wasn't trolling, and you, sir, are indeed an idiot.
User avatar #320 to #267 - swiiftninja (03/13/2012) [-]
would not bang
User avatar #13 to #9 - nippuhl (03/13/2012) [-]
Considering you tried to " Green text you, I guess you must be a new fag.
>Implying
User avatar #1 - acfb (03/12/2012) [-]
I hate when that **** happens.
#111 - mrnotorious (03/13/2012) [-]
Wait, what did the shirt say?
User avatar #211 to #111 - hannahtheboss (03/13/2012) [-]
i laughed harder at this than the post.
User avatar #116 to #111 - tehweave (03/13/2012) [-]
That.

The shirt said that.
#256 - caldubya (03/13/2012) [-]
**caldubya rolled a random image posted in comment #306 at ZELDA! ** my face if I would have seen that kid in my school
#270 to #256 - antagonizer (03/13/2012) [-]
How you must feel with that roll!
How you must feel with that roll!
User avatar #258 to #256 - KazumaKyu (03/13/2012) [-]
... Oddly appropriate.
#228 - trollmanone (03/13/2012) [-]
> be 13
>Just walking in the hall when all the sudden a kid tumbles out of his class room
>wanted to lend a hand because i saw he was in pain
>Guy starts running
>Chased after him because he may need help
> guy's belt buckle breaks and dude falls
>I laugh silently
>Everyone is in the hall suddenly
> Smelt something
>Guy ***** himself and started crying
>Random Farting between every ****
>Guy passes out
>Panics gets a phone
>Call 911
>Say what happened
>They laugh
>Go ape **** on them
>Teacher hears me cussing out 911
>Gets Detention and a suspension
>Just my damn luck
#29 - meloncube (03/13/2012) [-]
Whenever I see a 4chan text I read the last sentence at first for checking if it's an &quot;everybody walk the dinosaur&quot; or &quot;I am dog&quot; post.   
I can't be the only one
Whenever I see a 4chan text I read the last sentence at first for checking if it's an "everybody walk the dinosaur" or "I am dog" post.
I can't be the only one

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#38 to #35 - MaritLage (03/13/2012) [-]
I read it anyway even if it ends like that XD
#46 to #35 - oslibrary (03/13/2012) [-]
Don't forget bout bel air posts.
#168 - hatermrtroll (03/13/2012) [-]
>be 14
>have to take massive ****
>pull pants down and sit on toilet
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>weird wet feeling on my ass cheeks
>go to stand up
>feel **** going down my legs
>wtf.jpeg
>realise my underwear is still on
>mfw
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User avatar #176 to #168 - friendlytroll (03/13/2012) [-]
:troll: Hello again sir...
User avatar #177 to #176 - hatermrtroll (03/13/2012) [-]
hey bud, whats up?
#80 - hornyunicorns (03/13/2012) [-]
i just woke everyone up in my house from laughing
#159 - semo (03/13/2012) [-]
**semo rolled a random image posted in comment #80 at i hate white people ** mfw
#204 to #159 - starlarose (03/13/2012) [-]
okay, thats just gold!
User avatar #79 - BeardOfJesus (03/13/2012) [-]
moral:
"If you feel like you have to **** . take a **** ."
#51 - maleza (03/13/2012) [-]
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#60 to #58 - iamphoenix (03/13/2012) [-]
Angel Beats, I think.
#59 to #58 - hideyowives (03/13/2012) [-]
4chan ....duh
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#63 to #62 - hideyowives (03/13/2012) [-]
joking, i saw the chance to be a smart ass and couldnt miss it
joking, i saw the chance to be a smart ass and couldnt miss it
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User avatar #67 to #65 - hideyowives (03/13/2012) [-]
im sorry friend ...i wish i was that stupid cause i think id make more peoples day:)
thumb for you
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#69 to #68 - hideyowives (03/13/2012) [-]
yaaay
yaaay
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#72 to #70 - hideyowives (03/13/2012) [-]
or do i?
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#74 to #73 - hideyowives (03/13/2012) [-]
yesyes i did
#76 to #51 - tunotoo (03/13/2012) [-]
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