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#19 - barpmeep (03/13/2012) [-]
turning things into chocolate?
<buu approves
#43 - empithree (03/13/2012) [-]
MFW i found 80% of todays frontpage in yesterdays newest uploads and didn't find them funny ...
#31 - lghts (03/13/2012) [-]
Easter was originally a pagan holiday after one of their godesses ester, came down from the sky in an egg and had babies killed and covered eggs in the blood of the babies as offerings to her. Look it up on youtube under. Micheal rood traditions or something.

(puts on flame suit)
Just wait til you hear about christmas.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - dtox (03/13/2012) [-]
christian here, and I can definitely say that both easter and christmas have very pegan roots.

christmas especially, the day of which (december 25th) mirrors that of the holiday of mithras, a day celebrated by much of the roman legion in their own religion before christianity.

in the roman empire's attempt to convert their people to christianity, they changed the day of celebrating christmas to that of mithras, as to ease their forces into accepting the religion of christianity (they couldn't risk pissing off their army).

this was a similar practice done to convert the celts and other similar cultures into accepting christianity by taking the date of samhain day and turning it into all hallow's eve, which today is what we call halloween.
#33 to #32 - lghts (03/13/2012) [-]
Hey, Christian here too.

December 25th is apparently the date of birth of most pagan gods.
Also 'Lent' has pagan routes and in Deuteronomy somewhere it says "Do not do these things and say they are doing them in my name" (in reference to the golden calf.

So when people ask what I'm doing for lent I just shock them and say "I don't weep for tammus" (That's what Lent is about, giving tammus pleasure in the afterlife and whatnot."

Thank you for being one of the few other knowledgeable christians around.
User avatar #73 to #33 - tammus (01/31/2013) [-]
who's tammus?

i'm tammus.
User avatar #37 to #31 - sodapops (03/13/2012) [-]
I do believe that's the usual chistian propaganda. Tried and tested method to discredit rivalling deities in the mediterranean area during the rise of christianity. In this case the deity was Astarte/Ishtar the mother goddess and the sacrifices were animals. (Yes, the early christians did that too). Besides, easter, midsummer, halloween and christmas are far older than that. I've read a lot about it and the coming of the new season (in the north) seems to stem back at least to the early bronze age in most places. Probably late stone age, but the remnants from those people are hard to find and interpret.

Oh, and Michael Rood is a raving lunatic who believes all "regular" christians will go to hell because they don't follow the old testament to the letter. Or maybe he's a jewish rabbi(d) that uses Jesus so people will listen to him.
#70 to #37 - lghts (03/14/2012) [-]
Oh tell me moar please!! (PM)
#5 - stickysamuel (03/13/2012) [-]
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#3 - straitedge ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
> Chilling, Hanging out in the Desert
> Some Roman soldiers grab me
> Shouting
> Forced on a long as journey through the desert
> Put on a hill with two others
> See hammer and nails
> ********* .jpg
> Pineapples are rolling up the hill
> Get ******* nailed by Roman guy
> More shouting
> Not taken down for days
> Starting to splinter
> Wait
> I'm Jesus' cross
> MFW
#39 to #3 - sillywalks (03/13/2012) [-]
> Get ******* nailed by Roman guy
> Get ******* nailed by Roman guy
> Get ******* nailed by Roman guy
#40 to #39 - sillywalks (03/13/2012) [-]
If you know what i mean.jpg
#42 to #40 - thepiratemonkey (03/13/2012) [-]
I believe you were looking for this.
#8 to #3 - aBlindMoron (03/13/2012) [-]
>minding my own business
>suddenly snatched up by Roman soldiers
>bashed into some jew's hand and a board
>I'm a nail
>wat.png
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#52 - iwanttousenumbers (03/13/2012) [-]
why he came back
User avatar #54 to #52 - amozi (03/13/2012) [-]
on first i thought jesus will be hitler
#16 - Yukimora (03/13/2012) [-]
WHAT'S HE SELLING?
#17 to #16 - scruffstah (03/13/2012) [-]
CHOCOLATE
#12 - SoulStealer (03/13/2012) [-]
Yup.
#13 - kieranbaker (03/13/2012) [-]
Does anyone know the actual history behind why they chose a bunny that ***** chocolate eggs to celebrate they day jesus rose from the dead?
#14 to #13 - anon (03/13/2012) [-]
Yea if they believe the jesus story, they'll believe holidays matter.
#6 - jscoops (03/13/2012) [-]
CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!
CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!
#48 - thisizkriz (03/13/2012) [-]
**thisizkriz rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Seems legit ** lololollol!!!
#49 to #48 - thisizkriz (03/13/2012) [-]
**thisizkriz rolled a random image posted in comment #2843735 at FJ Pony Thread ** pleasssse.
#69 to #65 - thisizkriz (03/13/2012) [-]
**thisizkriz rolled a random image posted in comment #2690049 at FJ Pony Thread ** lolololol
#9 - iRoflcopterU (03/13/2012) [-]
Jesus, you're a dick
Jesus, you're a dick
#61 - charlesesrabac (03/13/2012) [-]
**charlesesrabac rolled a random image posted in comment #2748104 at FJ Pony Thread **
Well OP you're really going to hell for this...
#38 - rantansoop ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
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#18 - whtkid ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
#2 - derpityhurr (03/12/2012) [-]
I saw this last week.
#63 - anon (03/13/2012) [-]
Shouldn't it be 'Scumbag people who celebrate Easter by filling up on chocolate, rather than revering Jesus' triumph over death, and sin has been vanquished'?
#67 to #63 - pierosevolta (03/13/2012) [-]
nah, Scumbag jesus sounds better
#50 - stubbyftw (03/13/2012) [-]
**stubbyftw rolled a random image posted in comment #2677327 at FJ Pony Thread ** I bet you this rolled image is ponies
User avatar #51 to #50 - stubbyftw (03/13/2012) [-]
Well what do you know... ponies

Dammit bronies
User avatar #72 - stubbyftw (08/30/2012) [-]
nocabbacon I see you've sent me a message. just give me a moment. I need to do this a few more times.
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