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Submitted: 03/12/2012
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#3 - straitedge (03/13/2012) [+] (6 replies)
> Chilling, Hanging out in the Desert
> Some Roman soldiers grab me
> Shouting
> Forced on a long as journey through the desert
> Put on a hill with two others
> See hammer and nails
> ********* .jpg
> Pineapples are rolling up the hill
> Get ******* nailed by Roman guy
> More shouting
> Not taken down for days
> Starting to splinter
> Wait
> I'm Jesus' cross
> MFW
#16 - Yukimora (03/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
WHAT'S HE SELLING?
#12 - SoulStealer (03/13/2012) [-]
Yup.
#19 - barpmeep (03/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
turning things into chocolate?
<buu approves
#13 - kieranbaker (03/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Does anyone know the actual history behind why they chose a bunny that ***** chocolate eggs to celebrate they day jesus rose from the dead?
#43 - empithree (03/13/2012) [-]
MFW i found 80% of todays frontpage in yesterdays newest uploads and didn't find them funny ...
#31 - lghts (03/13/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Easter was originally a pagan holiday after one of their godesses ester, came down from the sky in an egg and had babies killed and covered eggs in the blood of the babies as offerings to her. Look it up on youtube under. Micheal rood traditions or something.

(puts on flame suit)
Just wait til you hear about christmas.
#5 - stickysamuel (03/13/2012) [-]
**stickysamuel rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at Vampire problems. **
#57 - stubbyftw (03/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**stubbyftw rolls 46**
#64 to #57 - irishzombieslayer (03/13/2012) [-]
**irishzombieslayer rolls 33**
#52 - iwanttousenumbers (03/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
why he came back
#6 - jscoops (03/13/2012) [-]
CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!
CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!
#9 - iRoflcopterU (03/13/2012) [-]
Jesus, you're a dick
Jesus, you're a dick
#48 - thisizkriz (03/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**thisizkriz rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Seems legit ** lololollol!!!
#63 - StarvedSouthKorean (03/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Shouldn't it be 'Scumbag people who celebrate Easter by filling up on chocolate, rather than revering Jesus' triumph over death, and sin has been vanquished'?
#67 to #63 - pierosevolta (03/13/2012) [-]
nah, Scumbag jesus sounds better
#61 - charlesesrabac (03/13/2012) [-]
**charlesesrabac rolled a random image posted in comment #2748104 at FJ Pony Thread **
Well OP you're really going to hell for this...
#53 - StarvedSouthKorean (03/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Bitch please they didnt have chocolate back then or knew about it. it was the mesoamerican that had the chocolate
#55 to #53 - DemonMatt (03/13/2012) [-]
But we have chocolate now.
But we have chocolate now.
#50 - stubbyftw (03/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**stubbyftw rolled a random image posted in comment #2677327 at FJ Pony Thread ** I bet you this rolled image is ponies
User avatar #51 to #50 - stubbyftw (03/13/2012) [-]
Well what do you know... ponies

Dammit bronies
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