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A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint
When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey
Koala! What are you doing?
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where
they enjoyed a few hits. After a while the little lizard said that
his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to gets drink from
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and
fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the
little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little
lizard, 'What' s the matter with you?
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been
sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too
stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink...
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked
into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting
finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
So the koala looked down at him and said,
How much water did you drink?