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#42 - Womens Study Major (03/12/2012) [-]
WARNING!This is a funny joke! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom ......an...d her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Moregovernment decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
Now send this to ten other pics on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't pass this on like you did. And forget about you. Example 1:
Jenny didn't believe this and deleted it without even reading the whole thing! A few days later on the monday night, she was woken up by loud footsteps and heavy breathing, there was Clarissa standing there with a huge knife
#77 to #42 - cbartol (03/15/2012) [-]
problem?
problem?
#71 to #42 - Womens Study Major (03/12/2012) [-]
Quit being retarded so I can still be anonymous. If you taint the name too much, it might spill over into me and make me just as dumb. Quarantine yourself if you have stupid that contagious.
#51 to #42 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (03/12/2012) [-]
I can count past potato.
I can count past potato.
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