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Pizza.. Thanks to ID hhrTxl4x for screencapping this.. File: -( 11 KB, 299x169, okay with this, jpg) r" :h Anonymous (ID: tjpv% ) (/ 12( Sun) No/ 386183315 18 y

Thanks to ID hhrTxl4x for screencapping this.

File: -( 11 KB, 299x169, okay with this, jpg)
r" :h Anonymous (ID: tjpv% ) (/ 12( Sun) No/ 386183315
18 years old
a pizza guy
house in bad neighborhood
answers door
pounds and naked
glazed, likely on drugs
for pizza with Half dollar coins, all with dried glue on one side
Bstrong smell of ****
crapped on the while performing the transaction
conformed me he was "making room"
Appens pizza box
drubs slice over his naked chest
Hips me
If not for the fact that this is ml, this would be incredibly 'what'. Nice tip. -wait, on drugs and 600 pounds-?
WHERE THE **** DID HE GET THE NIAN
ANON DEMANDS TO KNOW
we 40 years old
we slightly overweight
Make metabolism pills
shot my pills
******* pills are they
Pstart to get really hot
all clothes
Reemember that I have pizza coming
steel bad trip coming on
Mapa money tothe table so I don' t lose it
Huck, terrible idea, scrape coins off
whit gets weird
ployor alarm rings
******** dragon at my portcullis demanding coins
ggive him them while losing **** out other
enchanted shield from inventory
Hub it all over my body
ruse razor leaf on dragon
gdragon Mes
seats another day in the mushroom kingdom
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#1 - soulstealerr (03/11/2012) [-]
Do I see a major Hollywood movie in their future???
#56 - killerdeath ONLINE (03/12/2012) [-]
He gets the money from the folds of his back fat.
#3 - becausefuckyoutoo (03/11/2012) [-]
If /b/ used half of this creativity for a good cause, they'd go far.
If /b/ used half of this creativity for a good cause, they'd go far.
#9 to #3 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
magikarp o caterpie
#19 to #3 - kaiwan (03/12/2012) [-]
Where is THIS from?
User avatar #36 to #19 - pettyfire (03/12/2012) [-]
K-on
#10 to #3 - MrNoHandsHeavy (03/11/2012) [-]
There is always /diy/ for that.
#26 - sahakid (03/12/2012) [-]
**sahakid rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at (MORBID) When you see it... **

>Be pizza
>Getting cooked in the oven
>Then some 18 year old **** takes me and puts me in a cardboard box
>Hear him drive me to a house and ring doorbell
>See the light of heaven illuminating some naked fat ****
>Picks me up
>Rubs me over his sweaty chest
>mfw
#59 - fluffycloudguy (03/12/2012) [-]
The creativity among /b/ is astounding, if only they put it to good use.
User avatar #167 - sublimettt (03/12/2012) [-]
**sublimettt rolls 11** ******* wonderful /b/
#120 - lucidwater (03/12/2012) [-]
These guys should be Hollywood movie writers...
These guys should be Hollywood movie writers...
#57 - barackjemima (03/12/2012) [-]
I shat myself that was so funny
I shat myself that was so funny
#38 - Freelon ONLINE (03/12/2012) [-]
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#150 - camerel (03/12/2012) [-]
oh /b/ how we love the funny side of oyu
oh /b/ how we love the funny side of oyu
#134 - Xiyamae (03/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #136 - Spavaloo (03/12/2012) [-]
I love half-dollar coins.

I also happen to be a pizza-delivering dragon.
#46 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
OMG. THE FUNNIEST **** I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!!! Even though it's not OC, I am going to green thumb the ****** **** out of your asshole mother ****** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #33 - arsyro (03/12/2012) [-]
>in house with super fat black guy
>me super hungry
>hear that fat black dude is ordering pizza
>guy pops pill w/o sharing
>"wow you're cool" i think
>guy tapes money to table
>dude wtf is happening
>he also starts stripping
>600 lbs of fat black dude stepping all over me
>door opens and pizza guy is standing there scared as balls
>fat black dude ***** on me
>i try to punch him
>i have no arms
>im the floor
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