the scotts. re posted out of boredom. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the 's name. It Help a man when he is in trannie and he wali you when he is in trophie

the scotts

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the 's name.
It Help a man when he is in trannie and he wali you when he is in trophie
4. Marty people are alive tartly because it' s illegal to sheet them.
5, Meme! dues heat endure any problem, but then neither does milk.
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#1 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
>Live in Scotland   
>Never head a single 			*******		 one of these   
>Live in Scotland
>Never head a single ******* one of these
User avatar #5 to #1 - jonasmsv (03/11/2012) [-]
Get out of your room and talk to your folks for once, maybe you'll learn something
User avatar #13 to #5 - odonnell (03/11/2012) [-]
No, you don't.
I'm Scottish. Im one of the few people on the internet thats not socially awkward. Never heard any of these.
These are just some quotes that a random guy has printed onto a piece of paper.

Proof: Most people in scotland won't agree to pay for something they can get cheaper. (That stereotype is partially true, however we are generous to charities etc), at that, its unlikely anyone would buy a Mercedes other than to make others jealous, but then their car gets keyed.
There are still people in scotland that hold a grudge over the english for something that happened over 300 years ago, its unlikely that theyll forgive anyone else.
As said before, we're quite generous and like to help others.
Guns are too hard to acquire in Scotland, hence why knife-crime is intense in places. And considering like 13% of inmates from glasgow are in for murder its unlikely they give a **** about it being legal or not.
One of the sayings that go around my area is: "Ignore it and it'll go away" alcohol helps you to forget, therefore it solves your problem.

Inb4 "Cool story bro"
User avatar #36 to #13 - jonasmsv (03/11/2012) [-]
Didn't read it all, but I understand I'm wrong :)

Btw - You royck just for being Scottish
#6 to #5 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
Aye somehow I think I would know more about Scotland than you mate.
Here's an exmaple

You couldnae get yer hole in a barrel o' fannies
User avatar #7 to #6 - jonasmsv (03/11/2012) [-]
Somehoe I understand what you said, and yeah, you might know more than me... But I'm not scottish, I just said talk to your folks

#8 to #7 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
Still wouldnae work if that's no how people talk you stupid arse
User avatar #10 to #8 - jonasmsv (03/11/2012) [-]
I'm a stupid arse when I am polite and don't misspell every word I try to type??
#30 to #10 - rovor (03/11/2012) [-]
hes not misspelling hes typing how he would talk
#11 to #10 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
Yer an arse for speakin about things you dinnae understand ya halfwit. You'd sooner see those pearls of wisdom on the moon than Scottish history
#2 to #1 - AllyGall (03/11/2012) [-]
mfw me too
User avatar #3 to #2 - poisonormints (03/11/2012) [-]
ditto, i call shenanigans D:
#17 - aysonator (03/11/2012) [-]
Im english and frankly i felt dirty saving this...
Im english and frankly i felt dirty saving this...
#24 - holyturkey (03/11/2012) [-]
ha geddit? but seriously reply to this if your scottish and where abouts ur from! wanna see some fellow scots
#29 to #24 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
Dumfries :)
#31 to #24 - rovor (03/11/2012) [-]
just outside glasgow
just outside glasgow
#34 to #31 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
sameeeee :)
#32 to #31 - holyturkey (03/11/2012) [-]
im acctuly from glasgow :P
#33 to #32 - paulm (03/11/2012) [-]
I'm Govan
#35 to #33 - holyturkey (03/11/2012) [-]
cathcart xD
#38 to #24 - leemcgiffen (03/11/2012) [-]
#26 to #24 - dashredder (03/11/2012) [-]
Unfortunately am Amerifag, but I have Scottish ancestors which I identify with. Here.....take this.....
#28 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
#4 very true
#27 - incavis (03/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #19 - leemcgiffen (03/11/2012) [-]
Personally, I love being Scottish.
#23 to #19 - holyturkey (03/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #12 - odonnell (03/11/2012) [-]
Money cant buy happiness. It can only rent it.

Prostitute joke intended

User avatar #15 - kaj (03/11/2012) [-]
******* Scottish people....
User avatar #21 to #15 - kaj (03/11/2012) [-]
^Waiting for the reds! i'm scottish -.-
User avatar #4 - pirgh (03/11/2012) [-]
I'm confused? There are old Irish sayings? My mother used to say these all the time!
User avatar #14 to #4 - odonnell (03/11/2012) [-]
Scotland and Ireland both from Gaelic/ Celtic decent, and the close friendship between the two its likely that both countries would say them. Even though I'm Scottish and I've never heard these.
User avatar #18 to #4 - akhilleus (03/11/2012) [-]
I doubt these are actually Scottish in the first place, more like someone's just printed them off calling them "Scottish Wisdom..." I must say, feels bad to give the world Capitalism and be known for some ******** quotes...
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#37 to #25 - leemcgiffen (03/11/2012) [-]
How about you GTFO.
User avatar #16 - akhilleus (03/11/2012) [-]
I live in Scotland and have never heard any of these in my life, with the exception of the "Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them," and that was on an American website...
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