Mitch Hedberg Etching Quotes. If repost, post pic link and i'll delete. ;D All Credit to Mitch Hedberg. IS BLURRY, A BUILLIED IS A SLEEPING BAG THAT' S THE . FO soft kitty Warm kity
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Mitch Hedberg Etching Quotes

If repost, post pic link and i'll delete.
;D
All Credit to Mitch Hedberg

IS BLURRY, A BUILLIED IS A SLEEPING BAG
THAT' S THE . FOR GROUND BEEF..
s NOT THE PHOTOGRAPHERS FAULT.
I USED TO
DOGS ARE FOREVER
DO DRUGS.
IN THE
I STILL END, MIT
PUSHUP POSITION,
A is LIKE A PANCAKE l HAVE A l/ EST,
WITH A SYRUP TRAP. IF I HAD MY ARMS CUT OFF.
ETD In A JACKET,
RICE IS GREAT IF
WEARING A TURTLENECK IS LIKE
REALLY HUNGRY AND
BEING STRANDED BY A
WANT TO EAT 2, 000 Of SOMETHING.
REALLY WEAK GUY, ALL DAY.
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Submitted: 03/10/2012
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#1 - utburd (03/10/2012) [-]
>I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
>I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
>I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
>I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
>A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
**** YEA Mitch Hedberg





#6 - ragingbrony (03/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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**** you and your push ups!!
User avatar #4 - sjg (03/10/2012) [-]
My appartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. I turn on the light; a bunch of koala bears scatter. I don't want 'em to! I'm like "Wait guys. I wanna hold one of you. Feed you a leaf."
#33 - yourfaced (03/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Get a backpack and it's like a weak midget is trying to take you out.    
   
I miss you, Mitchell.
Get a backpack and it's like a weak midget is trying to take you out.

I miss you, Mitchell.
#30 - cjklefty (03/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**cjklefty rolled a random image posted in comment #2965840 at FJ Pony Thread ** I wish he didn't do heroine so he would still be alive making us laugh with new material.
User avatar #11 - weinerdick (03/10/2012) [-]
Mitch Hedberg = auto thumb and favorite
User avatar #38 - cadaverbox (03/11/2012) [-]
A severed foot is the perfect stocking stuffer.
User avatar #16 - Kyori (03/11/2012) [-]
“I saw a lady with a flower, she was plucking out the petals. She was saying, “He loves me, he loves me not”. Thank God the flower can’t talk, what would it say? “ **** , that hurts! **** , that hurts as well. **** ! Leave me alone! I’m no longer pretty. And he loves you not. I could have told you I had an even number of petals.”

I miss you Mitch. :(
#23 - cfeuer (03/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #22 - ZenMacros (03/11/2012) [-]
"I was at this concert, and the guy took the microphone and said 'how many of you guys feel like human beings tonight?' And then he said 'how many of you feel like animals?' and everyone cheered after that one. Thing is...I cheered after the human beings part. I did not know there was a second part to the question. Yes I do feel like a human being. I do not feel like a tree."
#82 - ninaf (03/11/2012) [-]
The turtleneck...
User avatar #70 - trippybabe (03/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"One time a guy handed me a picture and said 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger!"

User avatar #55 - yuvabuv (03/11/2012) [-]
i was watching an infomercial, and they said "forget everything you know about slipcovers!"
so i did.
#48 - zhooker (03/11/2012) [-]
>MFW he died
>MFW he died
#40 - anonymous (03/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #45 to #40 - ferose (03/11/2012) [-]
That's the best thing i've ever seen. Much respect to the man.
#31 - heilheibel (03/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**heilheibel rolled a random image posted in comment #155 at My kind of school **
User avatar #13 - mrgoodbunny (03/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Mitch Headburg was the BEST comedian.
Why couldn't they have taken Dane cook instead?
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