Mitch Hedberg Etching Quotes. If repost, post pic link and i'll delete. ;D All Credit to Mitch Hedberg. IS BLURRY, A BUILLIED IS A SLEEPING BAG THAT' S THE . FO soft kitty Warm kity
x

Mitch Hedberg Etching Quotes

 
(Enlarge)
Mitch Hedberg Etching Quotes. If repost, post pic link and i'll delete. ;D All Credit to Mitch Hedberg. IS BLURRY, A BUILLIED IS A SLEEPING BAG THAT' S THE . FO

If repost, post pic link and i'll delete.
;D
All Credit to Mitch Hedberg

IS BLURRY, A BUILLIED IS A SLEEPING BAG
THAT' S THE . FOR GROUND BEEF..
s NOT THE PHOTOGRAPHERS FAULT.
I USED TO
DOGS ARE FOREVER
DO DRUGS.
IN THE
I STILL END, MIT
PUSHUP POSITION,
A is LIKE A PANCAKE l HAVE A l/ EST,
WITH A SYRUP TRAP. IF I HAD MY ARMS CUT OFF.
ETD In A JACKET,
RICE IS GREAT IF
WEARING A TURTLENECK IS LIKE
REALLY HUNGRY AND
BEING STRANDED BY A
WANT TO EAT 2, 000 Of SOMETHING.
REALLY WEAK GUY, ALL DAY.
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+2787
Views: 47296
Favorited: 504
Submitted: 03/10/2012
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to bigleaguechew submit to reddit

Comments(69):

[ 69 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - utburd (03/10/2012) [-]
>I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
>I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
>I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
>I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
>A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
**** YEA Mitch Hedberg





User avatar #4 - sjg (03/10/2012) [-]
My appartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. I turn on the light; a bunch of koala bears scatter. I don't want 'em to! I'm like "Wait guys. I wanna hold one of you. Feed you a leaf."
#33 - yourfaced (03/11/2012) [-]
Get a backpack and it's like a weak midget is trying to take you out.    
   
I miss you, Mitchell.
Get a backpack and it's like a weak midget is trying to take you out.

I miss you, Mitchell.
#36 to #33 - yourfaced (03/11/2012) [-]
I also read the entire thread and content in his voice.
#30 - cjklefty (03/11/2012) [-]
**cjklefty rolled a random image posted in comment #2965840 at FJ Pony Thread ** I wish he didn't do heroine so he would still be alive making us laugh with new material.
#52 to #30 - xxkillionarexx (03/11/2012) [-]
**xxkillionarexx rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at This is like a living hell. ** They rustled me right here...
#37 to #30 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2628349 at FJ Pony Thread ** they rustled me here...
User avatar #39 to #37 - cjklefty (03/11/2012) [-]
Did you really roll a jimmy rustling post?!?!?!?!?!?! FROM THE SAME THREAD!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!1111!11!1!1!!*&#$*&%#) WTF!?
#6 - ragingbrony (03/10/2012) [-]
This image has expired
**** you and your push ups!!
#65 to #6 - wakawakas (03/11/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#66 to #65 - wakawakas (03/11/2012) [-]
Also this one
Also this one
#74 to #66 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
I can has sauce?
#28 to #6 - Bigmk (03/11/2012) [-]
I haven't seen that video in the longest time!   
I thank you for showing me this!   
   
<<  In return, a matinee... It's unrelated.
I haven't seen that video in the longest time!
I thank you for showing me this!

<< In return, a matinee... It's unrelated.
#60 to #28 - sinisterspoonz (03/11/2012) [-]
God, that GIF always makes me laugh. Here, have another manatee.
User avatar #11 - weinerdick (03/10/2012) [-]
Mitch Hedberg = auto thumb and favorite
User avatar #38 - cadaverbox (03/11/2012) [-]
A severed foot is the perfect stocking stuffer.
#43 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #73 to #43 - Shadow Guardian (03/11/2012) [-]
MOAR....
#77 to #73 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
#40 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #45 to #40 - ferose (03/11/2012) [-]
That's the best thing i've ever seen. Much respect to the man.
#23 - cfeuer (03/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #22 - ZenMacros (03/11/2012) [-]
"I was at this concert, and the guy took the microphone and said 'how many of you guys feel like human beings tonight?' And then he said 'how many of you feel like animals?' and everyone cheered after that one. Thing is...I cheered after the human beings part. I did not know there was a second part to the question. Yes I do feel like a human being. I do not feel like a tree."
User avatar #16 - Kyori (03/11/2012) [-]
“I saw a lady with a flower, she was plucking out the petals. She was saying, “He loves me, he loves me not”. Thank God the flower can’t talk, what would it say? “ **** , that hurts! **** , that hurts as well. **** ! Leave me alone! I’m no longer pretty. And he loves you not. I could have told you I had an even number of petals.”

I miss you Mitch. :(
#82 - ninaf (03/11/2012) [-]
The turtleneck...
User avatar #70 - trippybabe (03/11/2012) [-]
"One time a guy handed me a picture and said 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger!"

#71 to #70 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
"here's a picture of me when I was older."


"Lemme see that camera!"
#80 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
#31 - heilheibel (03/11/2012) [-]
**heilheibel rolled a random image posted in comment #155 at My kind of school **
User avatar #34 to #31 - gare (03/11/2012) [-]
Ha turtle necks...dickies close enough
User avatar #55 - yuvabuv (03/11/2012) [-]
i was watching an infomercial, and they said "forget everything you know about slipcovers!"
so i did.
#42 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
A burrito is a body bag
for cows.
[ 69 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)