Its hard to be a guy. on the plus side, we can piss standing up.. you know what? I would still rather go through that than give birth. hard to be a guy Damn it
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#85 - FruitPunchFountain **User deleted account**
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#291 to #85 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/12/2010) [-]
No offence, but kiss ass.
#294 to #291 - FruitPunchFountain **User deleted account**
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#297 to #294 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/13/2010) [-]
I couldn't be bothered explaining. Just shut the **** up.
Your bad craic, actually just melt my brain.
#298 to #297 - FruitPunchFountain **User deleted account**
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#299 to #298 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/13/2010) [-]
Fine, you want to know why I called you a kiss ass? Because you fall into that stereotype of trying to please guys with what you say, I think the same as you but I don't go waving it around so guys will like me, and the sammich thing just feeds into it even more! To me it was pathetic, if girls act like that let them, don't bitch about it. And the reason I swear like that is because I'm irish, and if you think I'm bad? You shouldn't ******* come here.
#300 to #299 - FruitPunchFountain **User deleted account**
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#301 to #300 - TheseChocodiles
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Are you really irish or one of those people who say they are irish because their granny is? I told you to shut the **** up because I thought you needed to. What the **** is a skeeze? And of course it does? I don't understand why girls can't keep that **** to themselves, if you don't like girls like that, then leave it. Don't even try to ******* deny it that you did it to try and prove that your not one of those girls to guys.
#302 to #301 - FruitPunchFountain **User deleted account**
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#303 to #302 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/13/2010) [-]
Are you from Ireland? Are you in Ireland right now? Have you ever even been? Because 14 year old kids here, smoke and drink, drugs and sometimes have knives on them. The word **** doesn't even phase us, its a part of us. Yeah people thumb me down sometimes because I say my own opinion and I don't try to please anybody.
You are so not irish.
#305 to #303 - FruitPunchFountain **User deleted account**
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#304 to #303 - FruitPunchFountain **User deleted account**
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#306 to #304 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/13/2010) [-]
Nope you're a wannabe. You don't know the culture, you don't have the accent, you haven't been, I ******* hate when people do that. I didn't ask you to please me, no you are being a kiss ass.
You knew rightly that the comment would please guys, we had MissFunnyJunk? You are exactly as pathetic as her.
#307 to #306 - FruitPunchFountain **User deleted account**
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#308 to #307 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/13/2010) [-]
Sorry didn't see it. Stop being so american. It's melting my brain.
What part is he from?
#309 to #308 - FruitPunchFountain **User deleted account**
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#310 to #309 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/13/2010) [-]
Fair enough, I may be a douche but I can admit my defeats.
#311 to #310 - FruitPunchFountain **User deleted account**
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#312 to #311 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/13/2010) [-]
No about the whole thing, I was being pretty hypocritical, saying you should just leave it if you dont like girls like that, meanwhile I was bitching to you and I don't even hate you or anything I just didn't like your comment which I just could of thumbed down if I didn't like it but I was a dick over it. It was pretty pathetic. I should probably think before I type.
#313 to #312 - FruitPunchFountain **User deleted account**
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#314 to #313 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/13/2010) [-]
Haha, I just realised I WAS being a douche, so I am saying sorry.
#133 to #85 - anon
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(04/11/2010) [-]
anon agrees, thank you for the sammiches
#292 to #85 - keegant **User deleted account**
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(04/12/2010) [-]
get back in the kitchen, make me a sammich then....TITS OR GTFO!
#125 to #85 - Dmeet
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(04/11/2010) [-]
where do women like you exist? im surounded by needy, sexist women. i feel like im in the twilight zone
#144 to #85 - Alimosaka
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(04/11/2010) [-]
You shall have a thumbs up from me since you're now the next thing to perfect..*drools* mmm bacon
#185 to #144 - BlockJuice
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(04/11/2010) [-]
next to?

she is perfect.
#172 to #85 - captininsanoobacon
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(04/11/2010) [-]
will you marry me?
#183 to #85 - BlockJuice
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(04/11/2010) [-]
y'know what they say.

tis better to give than to receive.
#100 to #85 - whaaataloser
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(04/11/2010) [-]
whoa. i totally agree with ya.
and i'll help make the sammiches lol
#87 to #85 - DaisyDavis
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(04/11/2010) [-]
FINALLY.
Another girl like me :D
I love you in a non-lesbian-but-friendly way!:)
#88 to #87 - FruitPunchFountain **User deleted account**
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#91 to #87 - xxbellaxx
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Rawr Me too ^_^
#110 - angrysaget
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(04/11/2010) [-]
you know what? I would still rather go through that than give birth.
#123 to #110 - anon
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(04/11/2010) [-]
A doctor once did some research and found out that the equivalent in pain of a woman giving birth is equal to a man having his testicles pulled over his head. :(
#131 to #123 - Jero
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(04/11/2010) [-]
who the hell found a volunteer for that and how did they compare the two?
#114 to #110 - pwnthatbetch
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#169 to #114 - captininsanoobacon
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(04/11/2010) [-]
if a religious women ever complains about the pain of child birth tell her to read genesis and then tell you who's fault painful birth is.
#135 to #110 - CarlTheHobo [OP]
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(04/11/2010) [-]
well in this day and age, a lot of the pain is taken away by medicine :D
so yay 1,000cc's of vicodin :]
#119 to #110 - Bryantgodin
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(04/11/2010) [-]
im with you on that
#50 - Demonic Leprechaun ONLINE
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Man: "I love you!"
Woman: "**** OFF! YOU DON'T LOVE ME! YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT!"
Man: "But I do love you!"
Woman: "LIES!"
Man: "Honey, I think you're on your period."
Woman: "AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!"
>.>
Then once the demon inside her finally throws up blood, everything suddenly turns back to normal.
#103 to #50 - balognaeatyou
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(04/11/2010) [-]
NEVER trust anthing that bleeds for five days but doesn't die
#53 to #50 - CarlTheHobo [OP]
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(04/11/2010) [-]
every time i hear girls talking about being on their periods i immediately hear "welcome to the daanger zone!"
#13 - FatterKid
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(04/11/2010) [-]
seriously. These thing are sadly true. Once at my school, I opened a door for a girl, and she went off on me about how chauvinist and insensitive I was. So, already late to class, I decided not to argue, apologize and agree. the VERY next day, same girl, I didn't open the door for her. She came at me a second later, red with rage, "WHAT THE ****! Why the **** didn't you open the door for me you JERK! Didn't your mother teach you go be polite to women?"
#64 to #13 - Lunarwolfdemon **User deleted account**
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#288 to #64 - FatterKid
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(04/12/2010) [-]
never a good thing
#296 to #288 - Lunarwolfdemon **User deleted account**
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#14 to #13 - Nachodood **User deleted account**
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#15 to #14 - FatterKid
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Seriously. I hate this girl! and what's worse, she doesn't even like hotel California, and she can BARELY SPELL. HOW DID SHE MAKE IT TO HIGH SCHOOL!?
#16 to #15 - Nachodood **User deleted account**
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#17 to #16 - FatterKid
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yup. Normally, I don't care for sammich jokes (don't like don't hate) but seriously, this girl's only purpose should be that. She can't spell, she can't LISTEN IN CLASS, she's always asleep. She has the brain of a 2nd grader.
#19 to #17 - Nachodood **User deleted account**
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#21 to #20 - FatterKid
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(04/11/2010) [-]
yup....she was kinda hot. Tits works.
#22 to #21 - Nachodood **User deleted account**
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#25 to #22 - FatterKid
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(04/11/2010) [-]
yeah I doubt I could find any.
#27 to #13 - slapyousillyfoo
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(04/11/2010) [-]
wow. i'd just say thanks because people don't do that for me anyway unless the teacher says we do. LOL.
#29 to #27 - slapyousillyfoo
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(04/11/2010) [-]
says we have to*
#36 to #13 - RevolverOcelot
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(04/11/2010) [-]
give her a death stare and call her a cunt, works every time 4 me
#37 to #13 - SteyrAUG
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Next day you should have gone in right before her, let the door almost close, then turned around and spartan kicked it right into her face. Then made a smart-ass comment. Problem solved.
#76 - Noah
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(04/11/2010) [-]
I had a girl friend and after a couple days she cheated on me, now her boyfriend cheated on her and I'm supposed to comfort her? **** that
#92 to #76 - Antonymous
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(04/11/2010) [-]
My fiance's first girlfriend got pregnant with another guy and got mad at him(my fiance') for not helping her take care of her baby. They never even had sex.
#129 to #92 - Dmeet
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(04/11/2010) [-]
your fiance did the right thing finding you
#140 to #129 - Antonymous
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Lol, thanks. :D
#41 - magicalgiraffe **User deleted account**
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Try having a period.
#69 to #41 - MrHat **User deleted account**
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#79 to #69 - magicalgiraffe **User deleted account**
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Well we're definitely not equal on funnyjunk, that's for sure.
#47 to #41 - ColeTheUber ONLINE
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Random erections. Nuff said.
#51 to #47 - magicalgiraffe **User deleted account**
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If you guys think "random erections" are comparable to what it takes to be a woman, then I think I've said all I can say... XD
A note to all who thumb down my comments: if you want a girlfriend, you have to sympathize with her. Just some friendly advice. lawlz
#66 to #51 - ColeTheUber ONLINE
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I, for one, have had a girlfriend for awhile now.

And here's a history lesson:
Women begged for the right to be treated like men. They burned bras, protested, and demanded rights.

Guys don't "sympathize" with other guy's needs. If another guys complains, he is weak. If another guy freaks out, he is weak. Becasue if you want to be different, you will be treated with disrespect.

If you want special treatment, then, from one guy to an outsider, get back in the kitchen and make us all sandwiches.
#77 to #66 - magicalgiraffe **User deleted account**
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(04/11/2010) [-]
This is so ridiculous. I was just trying to defend myself as a woman, because the things written in this picture are huge generalizations. I for one do not disrespect a man who cries, but I will disrespect someone who complains about what is not there.
#78 to #77 - ColeTheUber ONLINE
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(04/11/2010) [-]
you gave "friendly advice" so I gave some back.
#42 to #41 - CarlTheHobo [OP]
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try dealing with a girl on a period
#44 to #42 - BomomB
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try dealing with someone that acts like there having a period 24/7
#46 to #44 - magicalgiraffe **User deleted account**
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Sorry, it's hard to think rationally sometimes when your emotions are taken over by hormones, you're bleeding out of your vagina one week, ovulating the next, and society still expects you to be beautiful.
#43 to #42 - magicalgiraffe **User deleted account**
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...I think it's worse to have a period. Just sayin. :P
#62 to #43 - Colinr
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(04/11/2010) [-]
And we have to hear you bitch about it!
#58 to #43 - zombieplayground
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(04/11/2010) [-]
and thats why women shouldnt think.
#45 - lawrenceguitars
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(04/11/2010) [-]
period pain?

ha, try missing a ledge grab on assassins creed
#236 to #45 - fergetcom
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Lol I was just playing assassins creed 2 about 6 seconds ago, a crack was released a few days ago
#52 to #45 - Setari
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(04/11/2010) [-]
OH GODS SO ANNOYING T_T Especially when guards are after you, and there are more guards at the bottom. -.-'
#48 to #45 - kingpoopdog
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(04/11/2010) [-]
or getting ******* NOOB TUBED!
#211 - CaptainPicard
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(04/11/2010) [-]
the one i hate the most is when women yell "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE" when its not even there house or its both the husbands and wifes
#284 to #211 - CarlTheHobo [OP]
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(04/12/2010) [-]
but picard, you live in a spaceship
#120 - LastCall
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Pfft... Really, Men don't have it that hard. Of course, I don't buy into the whole "Gender Roles" ********. I do whatever the **** I want.
#122 to #120 - CarlTheHobo [OP]
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(04/11/2010) [-]
eh, its been like that for me :P i dated some pretty odd feminists
thats why i made this, and hey..it turned out funny to some people
#168 to #122 - captininsanoobacon
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(04/11/2010) [-]
im all for equal rights but some of those feminists are freaking crazy. They will not stop unless they have complete supremacy
#178 to #168 - CarlTheHobo [OP]
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(04/11/2010) [-]
some people are just freaking crazy, like the evangelical christians and the religious people who protest iraq soldier weddings, those people just are plain bat **** crazy.
#150 - Philisophoraptor
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(04/11/2010) [-]
The way I figure it, one day either gender will find a useful way to reproduce without the opposite sex, and wipe out the other sex completely, in favor of making the world a "better" place. However, it will only cause things to collapse, and thus end life as we know it.
If the Women wipe out the Men, society and the economy will collapse due to lack of strong and dispensable resources and most leaders, sending the world into an anarchy in most cases.

If women are eliminated, we'll all starve.
#158 to #150 - anon
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(04/11/2010) [-]
clearly this bitch must fix my sandwiches