Randy, y u so awesome. . Well, Stan, the truth is. Marijuana probably isn' t going to make you kill people, and most likely isn' t going to fund terrorists, but Randy weed pro a
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Randy, y u so awesome

Well, Stan, the truth is.
Marijuana probably isn' t
going to make you kill
people, and most likely
isn' t going to fund
terrorists, but well, son,
pot makes you feel fine
with being bored, and
it' s when you' re bored
that you should be
learning some new skill,
or disordering some
new Bttom', or being
creatine. You smoke pot
and you may grow up to
find out that you aren' t
good at anything"
I swear to God tht this is probably some of the best
Randy Marsh for President
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User avatar #34 - theniggerguy (03/10/2012) [-]
Finally, someone remembers a quote by me not involving the N word.
User avatar #49 to #34 - yologdog (03/10/2012) [-]
http://youtu. be/rdsmuElafSY
#211 to #34 - simonrivero (03/10/2012) [-]
Well how about some Creme Fraiche?
User avatar #129 to #117 - oldfunnymemories (03/10/2012) [-]
Citizens
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Get
Elected
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#140 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2 - forasecond (03/10/2012) [-]
you could make the same argument with tv, or this 			*******		 website
you could make the same argument with tv, or this ******* website
#5 to #2 - pretzalman (03/10/2012) [-]
But is it a drug -_-
User avatar #11 to #5 - jokeface ONLINE (03/10/2012) [-]
technically yes, considering a "drug" is any substance that alters one's mental or physical state, and one could argue that tv and funnyjunk both kill brain cells...
User avatar #14 to #11 - pretzalman (03/10/2012) [-]
As defined by Websters a "drug" is something that is a substance intended for use in the diagnosis, cure, mitigation, treatment, or prevention of disease
User avatar #15 to #14 - jokeface ONLINE (03/10/2012) [-]
the key word there being "intended". not everything is used for its intended purpose
User avatar #16 to #15 - pretzalman (03/10/2012) [-]
I just will say everyone is right an I'm sorry for creating a *********
User avatar #17 to #16 - jokeface ONLINE (03/10/2012) [-]
its all good bro
User avatar #152 to #14 - mihalis (03/10/2012) [-]
so crack isn't a drug?
User avatar #6 to #5 - TheTerrorist (03/10/2012) [-]
Weed is a plant.......
User avatar #8 to #6 - pretzalman (03/10/2012) [-]
That's true but so is cocaine before it's used the way it is...
User avatar #10 to #8 - TheTerrorist (03/10/2012) [-]
cocaine is modified from the plant. Bud isnt
User avatar #12 to #10 - pretzalman (03/10/2012) [-]
All you do is use an extract of the Cocoa leaf and it can even be ingested in leaf form, sound similar?
User avatar #218 to #12 - Steinwolf (03/10/2012) [-]
"extract of the Cocoa leaf"
"the Cocoa leaf"
"Cocoa leaf"
"Cocoa"

It's COCA not cocoa - cocoa is chocolate.
and fyi - if you ingest coca in leaf form - you will get about 1-2% of the actual effect you'd get from a line.
User avatar #227 to #218 - pretzalman (03/10/2012) [-]
LoL, my bad, chocolate is pretty addictive though
User avatar #13 to #12 - TheTerrorist (03/10/2012) [-]
You smoke the bud. thats it to smoking weed.
Doing cocaine you get the leaves and completely modify it into a much more potent powder that is physically addictive unlike marijuana and coke can actually kill you, unlike marijuana.
User avatar #23 to #13 - enorus (03/10/2012) [-]
Cocaine is not physically addictive.
User avatar #424 to #23 - TheTerrorist (03/10/2012) [-]
Uhm, yes? ******* retard
#438 to #424 - enorus (03/10/2012) [-]
What a well thought out answer. I like the way you insert your sources into the text particularly.
"Cocaine dependence (or addiction) is a psychological desire to regularly use cocaine" (Wikipedia)
"[...] cocaine and crack are not physically addictive like heroin" (Drugscope)
wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_cocaine_physically_addictive
#333 to #13 - anon (03/10/2012) [-]
Even though I have nothing against weed, being a former stoner myself, the number one statement uneducated stoners have for their argument is "Well marijuana is all natural man." Sure, the plant is natural and it grows from the earth, but there is absolutely nothing natural with lighting plants on fire and inhaling the combustion from it. Just sayin.......
#18 to #13 - pretzalman (03/10/2012) [-]
I don't even ******* CARE anymore, so much ********* , all around us
#28 to #6 - anon (03/10/2012) [-]
THE **** U THINK TOBACCO COMES FROM THE OCEAN?
#47 to #28 - mymomslefttoe (03/10/2012) [-]
wait! its not?
#7 to #6 - anon (03/10/2012) [-]
Drug:- A substance that has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body.

Yeah it's a drug.

Not that the "but it's a drug" comment was much better, you just beat him in stupidity though.
User avatar #9 to #7 - TheTerrorist (03/10/2012) [-]
I understand its a drug. I just generally call it a plant because it shouldnt be labeled as a drug and illegal because it is 'one'
#21 to #9 - anon (03/10/2012) [-]
Well lets just hope Colorado actually gets to legalize. Then maybe all of this controversy will die down quite a bit.
#128 - ragingbrony (03/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #74 to #41 - bleachfool ONLINE (03/10/2012) [-]
you're*
User avatar #71 - retardedboss (03/10/2012) [-]
South park almost always has a really good message buried under all the ****** , jew, gay, and poop jokes.
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#45 to #1 - anon (03/10/2012) [-]
awesome roll is awesome! Thumb for you
#346 - rshanebarnes (03/10/2012) [-]
If you're just now reaching the comments, bail now; such a useless thread
If you're just now reaching the comments, bail now; such a useless thread
#102 - bagelsmeagol (03/10/2012) [-]
Mara-what?
User avatar #4 - yuvabuv (03/10/2012) [-]
More like "matt and tre" for president. seriously smart dudes.
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#366 - iwanttousenumbers (03/10/2012) [-]
"conserning"
User avatar #405 to #366 - miamimonster (03/10/2012) [-]
"Marijuhana"
#408 to #405 - yuukoku (03/10/2012) [-]
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#341 - Sanno (03/10/2012) [-]
Dat high.
Dat high.
#169 - Spectricity (03/10/2012) [-]
Potheads v. Non-Potheads. Thine thread, I declare thee ********* !
#164 to #158 - ihaveburplehair (03/10/2012) [-]
i love blockhead
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User avatar #433 to #75 - wiljones (03/10/2012) [-]
not really because the same argument can be made for cigarettes or alcohol even tv. or anything that can be considered not productive
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#62 - MacheteJoe (03/10/2012) [-]
or you could grow up to invent something like these 			*******		 . Or the god like Doritos taco.
or you could grow up to invent something like these ******* . Or the god like Doritos taco.
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