people who.... . People Who Ride in Motorized Shopping Carts Leg/ knee Broken Heart Ailment. I rode one when i had my leg injury from football (ACL tear) and this fat guy got mad at me saying i was too young to be in one of those, even though he saw my
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#8 - BorderPatrol (03/08/2012) [+] (19 replies)
I rode one when i had my leg injury from football (ACL tear) and this fat guy got mad at me saying i was too young to be in one of those, even though he saw my sister holding my crutches.   
MFW
I rode one when i had my leg injury from football (ACL tear) and this fat guy got mad at me saying i was too young to be in one of those, even though he saw my sister holding my crutches.
MFW
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#40 - MuahahaOfLore (03/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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>Be At work
>Frail Old Woman Comes up to me
> do you habe any electric shopping carts?
>we have 10 but all taken by fat people
>Hot 90 year old woman walks away sloooowly
>MFW Fat People
#48 - DoggyBouncer (03/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Shopping at Albetson's   
>Safeway for SoCal   
>Some dick head fatass bumps into me while I was talking to a friend that works there because she just had a baby   
>He yells "Watch it dick head"   
>Blow it off   
>See him reaching for double stuffed oreos   
>Can't reach   
>Hand him original stuffed and low fat   
>He says "No the double"   
>I tell him "						************					 you're double stuffed as it is"   
>Friend laughing her ass off   
>Check out   
>Flip him off as I walk out automatic door
>Shopping at Albetson's
>Safeway for SoCal
>Some dick head fatass bumps into me while I was talking to a friend that works there because she just had a baby
>He yells "Watch it dick head"
>Blow it off
>See him reaching for double stuffed oreos
>Can't reach
>Hand him original stuffed and low fat
>He says "No the double"
>I tell him " ************ you're double stuffed as it is"
>Friend laughing her ass off
>Check out
>Flip him off as I walk out automatic door
#61 - snoot (03/08/2012) [-]
At Walmart best friend has a shattered knee.
Go to get him a electric cart
Ride off in one
Stop in front of hair salon see 3 fat women and one yells "stupid ass kids rideing these things like there ******* toys"
best friend comes limping up and I help him on the scooter and take his crutches for him
turn to the fatasses to see them riding off as fast as possible

WIN
#52 - dimetrodondanya (03/08/2012) [-]
>At Disneyland with the family
>Parents go get food, I stay and watch my brothers
>Really skinny old guy with a ******** of tattoos and a pot-belly rides up on a scooter and stops about 5 feet in front of us
>Starts yelling "MIRIAM!" at the top of his lungs for a good 5 minutes
>a fat lady in her fifties wearing a REALLY revealing shirt speeds through the crowd
>She has an obese 8-10 year old on her lap who is shoving something brown on his mouth
>They start bickering at each-other, the old guy telling her never to leave him by himself (???)
>Fat kid finishes food, takes out HUGE chocolate bar from his sweater and starts on that
>All this is happening while they are turning slowly in a circle, like sharks
>They suddenly speed off as fast as you possibly can on a scooter
>Fat kid falls off backwards

<<Me the entire time

User avatar #27 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/08/2012) [-]
I ride in the carts, and am neither of those.

They also don't let me near the pet department anymore. Apparently screaming "BLUE SHELL YOU COCKSUCKER" and chucking a box turtle at a fattie in a rascal is against store policy.
#2 - anotherone (03/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
you have motorized shopping carts now? wtf how long has this been around? is it only america?
#73 - koneella (03/08/2012) [-]
People by nations who uses motorized shopping carts
#50 - yunonomynameeh (03/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I fk'n hate fat people who think they're handicapped, and it's a disturbing level of hatred too. I see them and I seriously just want to punch them in the face, especially when they have fat kids with them, or they're riding around in pairs. Have you ever tried to get around two fat bastards on go-carts in a walmart isle?
User avatar #30 - graydiggy (03/08/2012) [-]
You forgot about the lazy ******* assholes that have no god damn need for them. They use them the most. ******* cunts.
User avatar #4 - smilesandshotguns (03/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I loved having a broken leg. I'd out-race old people in those carts.
For the record, old people suck at racing.
#41 - lulke (03/08/2012) [-]
So I used to be a bagger at a Safeway and we had morbidly obese people actually refuse to walk to get the motor carts and make me get it for their fat asses. This one super morbidly obese (not to mention stinky) would make me follow him to the street to take the cart back. it took me about half the time to get back to the store because the cart went so much faster without his fat ass on it.

The guy also came to my movie theater once when I was tearing tickets and he pushed me away from my stand so he could rest on it and gasp for breath for 5 minutes before stumbling off. He made the entire area stink.
#97 - Greengreda (03/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
&gt;Be at Disneyland   
&gt;Mom has torn knee ligament&amp;can't walk, ask for electric scooter   
&gt;She gets one, feels good man.   
&gt;Mom's overweight, we didn't think it was a big deal   
&gt;People keep glaring  at us   
&gt;What did we do........   
&gt;One man tells her than being a fatty isn't a disease and to give up her scooter   
&gt;Mom starts crying   
&gt;My brother&amp;i tried to explain that she's actually injured   
&gt;We're 6&amp;8 so we were speaking retarded kid language   
&gt;Nobody believes us   
&gt;Mom feels bad and gives up scooter and toughs it out on crutches   
   
MFW if that ever happened again
>Be at Disneyland
>Mom has torn knee ligament&can't walk, ask for electric scooter
>She gets one, feels good man.
>Mom's overweight, we didn't think it was a big deal
>People keep glaring at us
>What did we do........
>One man tells her than being a fatty isn't a disease and to give up her scooter
>Mom starts crying
>My brother&i tried to explain that she's actually injured
>We're 6&8 so we were speaking retarded kid language
>Nobody believes us
>Mom feels bad and gives up scooter and toughs it out on crutches

MFW if that ever happened again
User avatar #74 - zombielazergirl (03/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My father has a very rare condition that causes his immune system to attack his nervous system. He is currently losing feeling in his legs and can barely walk. When he does walk he uses crutches. When we go shopping he can't last long on crutches so he uses the motorized carts. He has had this condition since 2003 and has been going to get treatments slow it down. They don't know what he has, but the doctors believe that while he was getting his immunizations for the army, one of the immunizations triggered it. So before you say that, make sure you know what is actually going on in peoples' life. I'm sorry but this post just made me upset.
#3 - tamtamtobs (03/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I can't think of a funny line... so here, have this picture!
User avatar #11 to #3 - thatscrewedupkid (03/08/2012) [-]
the fat and the furious
#81 - samuraicrack (03/08/2012) [-]
'Mericuh!
'Mericuh!
#79 - holololland (03/08/2012) [-]
*Motorized Shopping Cars*   
   
Only in America..
*Motorized Shopping Cars*

Only in America..
#29 - thewindsurfguy (03/08/2012) [-]
I race them with my friends...
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