people who.... . People Who Ride in Motorized Shopping Carts Leg/ knee Broken Heart Ailment. I rode one when i had my leg injury from football (ACL tear) and this fat guy got mad at me saying i was too young to be in one of those, even though he saw my
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#8 - BorderPatrol (03/08/2012) [-]
I rode one when i had my leg injury from football (ACL tear) and this fat guy got mad at me saying i was too young to be in one of those, even though he saw my sister holding my crutches.   
MFW
I rode one when i had my leg injury from football (ACL tear) and this fat guy got mad at me saying i was too young to be in one of those, even though he saw my sister holding my crutches.
MFW
#13 to #8 - revivalmode (03/08/2012) [-]
Dislocated my knee. Any injury to the knee ******* sucks. It was 3 years ago and I still feel it every single day. I'm only 20. Not looking forward to my 60s.
User avatar #14 to #13 - BorderPatrol (03/08/2012) [-]
I was 13 when i tore some of the cartilage off my knee. 14 when i had my first meniscus tear and in that same year i had them in both legs and ACL tears. Being old is going to suck for us...
#15 to #14 - revivalmode (03/08/2012) [-]
I hear that brother. I went ice skating a couple months ago and it killed me for at least a week after.
User avatar #19 to #15 - BorderPatrol (03/08/2012) [-]
Some cold mornings i can barely get out of bed.
User avatar #33 to #19 - elitetroll (03/08/2012) [-]
have you tried physical therapy? even after the injury, id give it another go, might help?
User avatar #42 to #33 - BorderPatrol (03/08/2012) [-]
I have been trying, but I don't have much free time on my hands. Im in a school that requires a lot of my time, but as soon as i have time, i will go back
#21 to #19 - revivalmode (03/08/2012) [-]
Dude. Theres times where I can feel my knee cap move off to the side a few inches and every time it does I have a mini heart attack cuz I think its gonna pop out again. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #23 to #21 - BorderPatrol (03/08/2012) [-]
I know that one all too well...
User avatar #35 to #8 - graydiggy (03/08/2012) [-]
I have sat on my balls a couple times... That **** sucks ******* assholes.
User avatar #22 to #8 - thatguyblaze (03/08/2012) [-]
i know that feel bro. one day i grabbed a paper and got a papercut. being old is going to suck
#9 to #8 - jakelguy (03/08/2012) [-]
The ACL tear .......i feel you pain man, add a meniscus tear at the same time and thats what i experienced
#12 to #9 - BorderPatrol (03/08/2012) [-]
dude, I've had both of those, on both legs and a concussion. It looks like I'm not meant to play football...
the meniscus tear probably hurt the most for me, i know your pain bro
#17 to #12 - revivalmode (03/08/2012) [-]
I had a concussion. I was in a car accident about a month ago and my head hit the windshield. <-- Thats some scary stuff. I don't know why the picture is sideways. You get the idea.
User avatar #20 to #17 - BorderPatrol (03/08/2012) [-]
DAMN, that looks like it could have gone worse. I got my concussion on a botched play. I took 3 hits to the head before the runner made it pass the LOS
#25 to #20 - revivalmode (03/08/2012) [-]
Yea that's what happens when you don't wear your seat belt and you are looking down at your phone when the accident happens. I never had a concussion before that so it was ******* crazy. I had no short term memory. I would put something down and I would forget within seconds where I put it. Scary **** .
User avatar #43 to #25 - tricher (03/08/2012) [-]
I'v had a Concussion before fell off the Top Bunk of a bunkbed and landed right on my basement concrete floor. To this day if someone asks me whats my left from right it takes a serious 5 seconds for me to register what way ever single time :(
User avatar #26 to #25 - BorderPatrol (03/08/2012) [-]
I felt like that any movement would cause me to hurl and had the worst headache of my life
#63 to #17 - vaskaduzea (03/08/2012) [-]
when i was 5 my sister pushed me off the top of the slider and i broke my skull , when i was 9 i was swinging and my foot caught in some sort of weed and i fell of the swing and hit my head again at the same place , didn't hurt much but there was blood ******* everywhere and i just started crying for no reason :D
User avatar #138 to #12 - jakelguy (03/08/2012) [-]
Yea, because walking with a torn acl doesnt hurt, but the meniscus will **** you over in terms of being able to do anything normally
#61 - snoot (03/08/2012) [-]
At Walmart best friend has a shattered knee.
Go to get him a electric cart
Ride off in one
Stop in front of hair salon see 3 fat women and one yells "stupid ass kids rideing these things like there ******* toys"
best friend comes limping up and I help him on the scooter and take his crutches for him
turn to the fatasses to see them riding off as fast as possible

WIN
#52 - dimetrodondanya (03/08/2012) [-]
>At Disneyland with the family
>Parents go get food, I stay and watch my brothers
>Really skinny old guy with a ******** of tattoos and a pot-belly rides up on a scooter and stops about 5 feet in front of us
>Starts yelling "MIRIAM!" at the top of his lungs for a good 5 minutes
>a fat lady in her fifties wearing a REALLY revealing shirt speeds through the crowd
>She has an obese 8-10 year old on her lap who is shoving something brown on his mouth
>They start bickering at each-other, the old guy telling her never to leave him by himself (???)
>Fat kid finishes food, takes out HUGE chocolate bar from his sweater and starts on that
>All this is happening while they are turning slowly in a circle, like sharks
>They suddenly speed off as fast as you possibly can on a scooter
>Fat kid falls off backwards

<<Me the entire time

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#50 - yunonomynameeh (03/08/2012) [-]
I fk'n hate fat people who think they're handicapped, and it's a disturbing level of hatred too. I see them and I seriously just want to punch them in the face, especially when they have fat kids with them, or they're riding around in pairs. Have you ever tried to get around two fat bastards on go-carts in a walmart isle?
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User avatar #4 - smilesandshotguns (03/07/2012) [-]
I loved having a broken leg. I'd out-race old people in those carts.
For the record, old people suck at racing.
#34 to #4 - Rascal (03/08/2012) [-]
i wish i could have done that i was too shy and for some reason embarrassed

#40 - MuahahaOfLore (03/08/2012) [-]
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>Be At work
>Frail Old Woman Comes up to me
> do you habe any electric shopping carts?
>we have 10 but all taken by fat people
>Hot 90 year old woman walks away sloooowly
>MFW Fat People
User avatar #59 to #40 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (03/08/2012) [-]
"Hot 90 year old woman"
what the fuq?
#48 - DoggyBouncer (03/08/2012) [-]
&gt;Shopping at Albetson's   
&gt;Safeway for SoCal   
&gt;Some dick head fatass bumps into me while I was talking to a friend that works there because she just had a baby   
&gt;He yells &quot;Watch it dick head&quot;   
&gt;Blow it off   
&gt;See him reaching for double stuffed oreos   
&gt;Can't reach   
&gt;Hand him original stuffed and low fat   
&gt;He says &quot;No the double&quot;   
&gt;I tell him &quot;			************		 you're double stuffed as it is&quot;   
&gt;Friend laughing her ass off   
&gt;Check out   
&gt;Flip him off as I walk out automatic door
>Shopping at Albetson's
>Safeway for SoCal
>Some dick head fatass bumps into me while I was talking to a friend that works there because she just had a baby
>He yells "Watch it dick head"
>Blow it off
>See him reaching for double stuffed oreos
>Can't reach
>Hand him original stuffed and low fat
>He says "No the double"
>I tell him " ************ you're double stuffed as it is"
>Friend laughing her ass off
>Check out
>Flip him off as I walk out automatic door
#85 to #48 - opiethepug (03/08/2012) [-]
>mfw I don't know what Albertson's or Safeway is
User avatar #93 to #85 - Greengreda (03/08/2012) [-]
Grocery/Pharmacy sometimes has a bank.
It's an American supermarket with everything you need.
User avatar #58 to #48 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (03/08/2012) [-]
Made me Ror.
#2 - anotherone (03/07/2012) [-]
you have motorized shopping carts now? wtf how long has this been around? is it only america?
User avatar #45 to #2 - MuahahaOfLore (03/08/2012) [-]
at least 10 years
#125 to #45 - anotherone (03/08/2012) [-]
haha wow america never ceases to amaze, but they probably exist in other countries too though, just not here, never seen one
haha wow america never ceases to amaze, but they probably exist in other countries too though, just not here, never seen one
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#81 - samuraicrack (03/08/2012) [-]
'Mericuh!
'Mericuh!
#29 - thewindsurfguy (03/08/2012) [-]
I race them with my friends...
User avatar #30 - graydiggy (03/08/2012) [-]
You forgot about the lazy ******* assholes that have no god damn need for them. They use them the most. ******* cunts.
#3 - tamtamtobs (03/07/2012) [-]
I can't think of a funny line... so here, have this picture!
#28 to #3 - hornyunicorns (03/08/2012) [-]
ridin' dirty (to the bakery)

User avatar #11 to #3 - thatscrewedupkid (03/08/2012) [-]
the fat and the furious
#1 - Rascal (03/07/2012) [-]
Sad but true , go to any wall-mart for proof .

#41 - lulke (03/08/2012) [-]
So I used to be a bagger at a Safeway and we had morbidly obese people actually refuse to walk to get the motor carts and make me get it for their fat asses. This one super morbidly obese (not to mention stinky) would make me follow him to the street to take the cart back. it took me about half the time to get back to the store because the cart went so much faster without his fat ass on it.

The guy also came to my movie theater once when I was tearing tickets and he pushed me away from my stand so he could rest on it and gasp for breath for 5 minutes before stumbling off. He made the entire area stink.
User avatar #27 - neoexdeath (03/08/2012) [-]
I ride in the carts, and am neither of those.

They also don't let me near the pet department anymore. Apparently screaming "BLUE SHELL YOU COCKSUCKER" and chucking a box turtle at a fattie in a rascal is against store policy.
#97 - Greengreda (03/08/2012) [-]
&gt;Be at Disneyland   
&gt;Mom has torn knee ligament&amp;can't walk, ask for electric scooter   
&gt;She gets one, feels good man.   
&gt;Mom's overweight, we didn't think it was a big deal   
&gt;People keep glaring  at us   
&gt;What did we do........   
&gt;One man tells her than being a fatty isn't a disease and to give up her scooter   
&gt;Mom starts crying   
&gt;My brother&amp;i tried to explain that she's actually injured   
&gt;We're 6&amp;8 so we were speaking retarded kid language   
&gt;Nobody believes us   
&gt;Mom feels bad and gives up scooter and toughs it out on crutches   
   
MFW if that ever happened again
>Be at Disneyland
>Mom has torn knee ligament&can't walk, ask for electric scooter
>She gets one, feels good man.
>Mom's overweight, we didn't think it was a big deal
>People keep glaring at us
>What did we do........
>One man tells her than being a fatty isn't a disease and to give up her scooter
>Mom starts crying
>My brother&i tried to explain that she's actually injured
>We're 6&8 so we were speaking retarded kid language
>Nobody believes us
>Mom feels bad and gives up scooter and toughs it out on crutches

MFW if that ever happened again
#106 to #97 - cakebuckets (03/08/2012) [-]
Gave me a feel :(


"My Face When if"
User avatar #113 to #106 - Greengreda (03/08/2012) [-]
whoa, that was a really bad sentence, my bad.
*MF if that ever happens again
#115 to #113 - cakebuckets (03/08/2012) [-]
Thumbed it up anyway (y)
#117 - cakebuckets (03/08/2012) [-]
I'm from sweden, and I've actually never seen any of those motorized shopping carts in any of the stores I've been in :/
#92 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (03/08/2012) [-]
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