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Fucking Awesome Turtle Facts Part Five

Subscribe, thumb and all that good stuff. Moar?
If you haven't seen my previous comps I'd recommend it, some jokes might make more sense if you do.

A maple of you seem to enjoy these so here' s
another eomm of them, Also this facts are 100%
so feel free to use them for school. and souffriau,
can cite this ifyou need to.
No they' re not real facts.,.
Turtles are one of the few creatures that will
respond when their name is chilled. However,
it should be noted that all turtles believe their
name to be "Jared."
Turtles emit a low wavelength broadband
signal, making them, in a sens e, natural
hots pots .
A turtle' s mating aall is long and
complicated, so much so that turtles are unable
to reproduce it until their mid . This is
mostly because it just takes a long time to learn
that much Bob Seger.
A group of turtles is known as a "misery"
Example: “Sarah, look at that misery of turtles!
Pile o, I don' t think We working out between us ,
If you say "turtle" three times in front of a
mirror, suddenly you’ ll get dis appointed in
yourself.
Yertle," the name of the turtle is Dr. Seuss'
Yertle the Turtle, is considered an
offensive slur in turtle culture. "That Yertle over
there is about: to get got. I mean ?'
Turtles evolved from larger, turtleflare creatures
chilled "Large Turtles" that lived during the
Triassic Period. They were able to grow to such
sizes due to the more atmosphere of
the early Earth. But it wasn' t just their size that
did their ages.’ Ibis is why God smote
them.
Turtles have three genders: male, female, and
sassy.
A turtle' s brain is not the size of a peanut, but
the size of several peanuts Just how many peanuts
remains a mystery.
Turtles rarely remember anniversaries and are
known to be terrible , which is the
inspiration for the popular phrase: "As
romantically stifled as a selfish selfish turtle J'
Turtles will give you up.
Turtles will let you down.
Turtles will ran around and desert you.
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#31 - icebearr (03/07/2012) [-]
My name is Jared and I'm here to 						****					 anything that moves, cause I just turned 26
My name is Jared and I'm here to **** anything that moves, cause I just turned 26
User avatar #2 - ballzacsbitch (03/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I hope this makes FrontPage...
I'm going to sleep now...
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User avatar #9 - mdluffy (03/07/2012) [-]
You must be, by far, the funniest guy on this website...
#100 - jetech (03/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#6 - seeggul (03/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
while they may be wi-fi hotspots, turtles consider it a form of physical abuse to take advantage of their bodies in such a way, so that they revert to other sources of internet and agree to do commercials about their experience in exchange for weekly antler-sharpening
#37 - physicsninja (03/07/2012) [-]
Fact: Turtles are the only animal that's made from 100% burger.
#140 - allion (03/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
how i feel when i read this
#130 - captainfalconseven (03/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#102 - Ricogator (03/07/2012) [-]
Holy 						****					, people still know who Bob Seger is :D
Holy **** , people still know who Bob Seger is :D
#113 - diniwdezer (03/07/2012) [-]
Every one in six turtles is in fact psychopathic
#33 - fapingbeatle (03/07/2012) [-]
I never knew so much about turtles until now!
#22 - anonymouzss (03/07/2012) [-]
every time i start reading these
#133 - bananabaker (03/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#124 - jeno (03/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Mfw my name is jared.
Mfw my name is jared.
#62 - manirock (03/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The one about the mirror is no joke
The one about the mirror is no joke
#131 - iamawesomelyawesom (03/07/2012) [-]
NIce post bro.
#122 - sippeh (03/07/2012) [-]
Hold still for a few hours while I kick your ass
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