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User avatar #328 to #5 - xortrox (03/07/2012) [-]
somehow, this hurts my insides.
#213 - daviddares (03/07/2012) [-]
You know... so many of those things that are put up have a lot of reason an meaning behind them.... its just... no. Admitedly, some retarded extreme christians do make cyclical arguments, but still, the generalization and lack of insight of the comments really bothers me =___=

For example, the cross, even though it was used for torture and death, used to be a symbol of cleansing. If you died on the cross, all sins were cleansed. Addittionally, it is a reminder of the suffering that Jesus went through on the cross for the sins of the world. He didn't ever fight back as he was forced to carry his own cross to his place of death, so it is also a symbol of peace and a reminder that we all have to bear a cross in our lives. Anyways, thats the gist of the reason why Christians wear a cross. Not so crazzy after a bit of insight, eh?
User avatar #275 to #213 - thatnerdyguy (03/07/2012) [-]
BUT HE THEY TORTURD HIM ON IT SO ITS BAD JUST LIEK THE STUPID CHRISCHUNS
#475 to #275 - daviddares (03/08/2012) [-]
... Wow. If you are actually serious about this then you are either ignorant, or you don't know how to read. I seriously hope you are just trolling.

I just explained: Wearing the cross reminds us of the suffering he went through. Its only proper to remember what he went though for us. If one of your family members threw himself in front of a bullet for you and died for you because he took that bullet, it would only be proper to pay your respects to him by remembering him and the act that saved your life in exchange for his own. We don't wear the cross because its a symbol of torture, we wear it cause its a symbol that reminds us that Jesus loved us enough to die on a cross. Get that through your head. Also, you really should pick up a dictionary, or at least learn how to use spell check.

And for the record, it wasn't Christians the ones that put Jesus on the cross, it was the Romans and the Jews.
User avatar #476 to #475 - thatnerdyguy (03/08/2012) [-]
Sorry, I guess my joke was misinterpreted.
Not only do I not think that, I actually totally agree with you. I think your comment was well thought out and spot on.
Sorry I came off as an idiot XD
#477 to #476 - daviddares (03/08/2012) [-]
oh whew. lol, alright, Sorry about that. sometimes its hard to know if people are trolling or if they are serious. Anyways, I apologize if I came across as ignorant in my own part for not catching on quickly enough.
Sorry if I came across as over defensive ass XP anyways, thanks for clarifying. =)
User avatar #478 to #477 - thatnerdyguy (03/08/2012) [-]
No worries mate. :)
#479 to #478 - daviddares (03/08/2012) [-]
sweet. lol, I just realized... this is how people should interact to avoid those massive **** storms that happen every time things like this happen =P its so much less stressful. lol
#260 to #135 - zicamox (03/07/2012) [-]
This picture is posted on every Atheist post. Ever.    
   
Seriously, there's a difference between saying "im atheist and religion sucks hurr durr", and actually making jokes about things in Christianity that are kinda silly.   
   
If you're religious, that's probably why you didn't find it funny. If you aren't, then thumb down and move on. Don't assume just because it's against Christianity that it isn't funny.
This picture is posted on every Atheist post. Ever.

Seriously, there's a difference between saying "im atheist and religion sucks hurr durr", and actually making jokes about things in Christianity that are kinda silly.

If you're religious, that's probably why you didn't find it funny. If you aren't, then thumb down and move on. Don't assume just because it's against Christianity that it isn't funny.
User avatar #134 - tgaffney (03/07/2012) [-]
too much religous stuff on FJ these days...
User avatar #317 - jasonvgrace (03/07/2012) [-]
and below me is where i keep my massive *********
#246 - nizarut (03/07/2012) [-]
Oh look... more religion clogging up what little funny there is on Funnyjunk...
Oh look... more religion clogging up what little funny there is on Funnyjunk...
User avatar #115 - BloodyBallz (03/07/2012) [-]
Hello i am a random FJ user. I am an agnostict. What if God doesn't help people who help themselves but God helps people that help others. What if Super Ultra Mega Christains who dont do **** but save money and not help any have a worse chance in getting into heaven then a guy who spends most of his time in a soup kitchen. What if, What if, To get into heaven you should be more like your savoir then a dick. Jesus ( i think ) loved everyone and if you don't you aren't following your faith.
#40 - Rascal (03/07/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 44** Dubz

anon - 1
#191 to #40 - extremeping (03/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #30 - deputyweld (03/07/2012) [-]
Im going to have to reiterate a comment that I saw earlier, im a christian, and I go to church on sunday, aside from 1 hour a week, my life is no different than anyone else's, i dont go on here and slander athiests, muslims, hindus, or bhuddists, so why all the slander against my religion? I find it very hypocritical that those who tell us to keep our relegion to ourselves are the ones who speak out the most.
#42 to #30 - kryogen (03/07/2012) [-]
Okay rage mode engage, so what youre saying is that on a weekly basis i dont get ******* pounded by christian trying to shove their religion down my throat, oh wait i do. You assume this guy represents all athiests too, which it doesnt. I keep my beliefs to myself, unless asked, this is also the internet so learn to deal with people and their sense of humor.
User avatar #59 to #42 - elginpocketwatch (03/07/2012) [-]
oh so you're telling me everyday a gang of christians comes up to you, restrains you, and starts "shoving their religon" down your throat with some kind of religion-shovy-downy machine? okay. god atheists like you are complete retards and make the smart atheists look bad.
User avatar #43 to #42 - deputyweld (03/07/2012) [-]
if you dont like pro-christian remarks, then what makes you preaching anti-christian remarks a better person, if you dont like something then why do it to others? Athiests like you are the reason **** like this is going to continue. You are to athiests what WBC is to christians.
#45 to #43 - kryogen (03/07/2012) [-]
I'm in no way anti-christian, i have a bunch of christian friends and i live in the bible belt, im just tired of a lot of christians just assuming that athiest dont catch a lot of flak, especially where i live.
User avatar #47 to #45 - deputyweld (03/07/2012) [-]
And im tired of being labeled an idiot for my beliefs, im getting my MBA from UVA in 2 semesters, I'd like to think that im far from an idiot.
#49 to #47 - kryogen (03/07/2012) [-]
i never said you were stupid, i said that athiests catch just as much flak as christians.
#423 - Rascal (03/07/2012) [-]
Religious arguments?   
   
nope
Religious arguments?

nope
User avatar #445 to #423 - varrensage (03/07/2012) [-]
This .gif should say "I must return to my people!"
#281 - mtandy (03/07/2012) [-]
I like waffles.
#307 to #288 - playersbewarned (03/07/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure i c wut you did there...
User avatar #264 to #254 - skellyrott (03/07/2012) [-]
It's not a ******* debate

Pink is the best and anyone who disagrees is a stupid ****
User avatar #295 to #264 - dementedllama (03/07/2012) [-]
Oh come on, seriously? Everybody knows Red is the best. Yellow is obviously the worst. Pink is a close second. Don't be such an ignorant twat.
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#74 - lelalo (03/07/2012) [-]
Usually I just skip content like this, but you are so wrong its sad -_-

The cross is a symbol of the pain Christ went through for us.

And yes, there are Christians who hate all gays, homosexuals, etc., but that's because they're stupid.

Christians are supposed to love everyone, regardless, and leave the judging to God.

#157 to #74 - Rascal (03/07/2012) [-]
Leviticus 20:13 bro.
#327 to #322 - Rascal (03/07/2012) [-]
LMAO
User avatar #13 to #12 - kibbleis (03/06/2012) [-]
Stop whlist you can.
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#181 - hockeykicksass (03/07/2012) [-]
wow you made fun of religion on the internet your such an badass
User avatar #241 to #181 - ogctom (03/07/2012) [-]
that's the great thing about the internet. people can express there ideals and opinions without fear of societal rejection. criticism and skepticism are very natural and should be embraced by all. i personally found this post funny and so i disagree with your picture. being comfortable enough to show how idiotic a group of people are, is pretty badass. good call on that one.
#272 to #241 - Rascal (03/07/2012) [-]
i'm comfortable enough to publicly voice my criticism of you on religious grounds - i'm such a badass
User avatar #203 - ANONYMOMYNONA (03/07/2012) [-]
but, but we are made of dust...
#265 to #203 - zicamox (03/07/2012) [-]
Stardust.
Stardust.
#153 - whiteyswag (03/07/2012) [-]
Christian bashes Atheist=not funny
Athiest bashes Christian=funniest **** ever
don't bitch and moan about Christians being intolerant if you yourself can't stand Christians. Many Christians are nice, normal people like you. Not those ******* retards on street corners claiming to be prophets and **** . LETS ALL GET ALONG.

:D
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#444 to #153 - dryp (03/07/2012) [-]

Can you make more funny about atheists than the christians? I think not, cause atheists guide themselves with the logic instead of talking snakes. Isn't a religion affair, this is just for fun.
Sorry for my english.
User avatar #463 to #444 - chrisfloyd (03/07/2012) [-]
Atheism, In the beginning there was nothing, and then the nothing blew up.

Bam! Atheism joke.
#458 to #153 - Rascal (03/07/2012) [-]
How does the bible possibly make sense? XD its rediculous. Anyway no we all cant just get along cause christians and athiests shove their beleifs down each others throat.
User avatar #251 to #153 - RandomAnonGuy (03/07/2012) [-]
I like nice, normal people regardless of religion.
I don't like fundamentalists...
#158 to #153 - rougarte (03/07/2012) [-]
Im jewish...can i get along too?
#160 to #158 - whiteyswag (03/07/2012) [-]
Yes, Jewish people kick ass man.
#234 to #158 - machone (03/07/2012) [-]
DID YOU!?
#459 to #234 - rougarte (03/07/2012) [-]
bet your ass i did. shalom
User avatar #144 - redwolfradolf (03/07/2012) [-]
These are getting old.
You say WE always use the same arguments, well what about YOU?

Also the MAJORITY of christians don't act like this.
User avatar #151 to #144 - RugbyKing (03/07/2012) [-]
The arguments are getting old? I think that's another way of saying that no one can properly address them. Also, you are angry. Why is that? Why not be humble as your "Lord" desires?
User avatar #154 to #151 - redwolfradolf (03/07/2012) [-]
Have you read the bible?
Jesus never pulled any punches. he called the pharasses a "Brood of vipers"
We're called to be like him.
But i've already had one religious argumane today and I'm going to bed.
If you really care that much, get back to me tomorrow.
User avatar #263 to #154 - RandomAnonGuy (03/07/2012) [-]
He burned a bush for not bearing him fruit when he asked it to. Does that cont as pulling a punch?
User avatar #461 to #263 - redwolfradolf (03/07/2012) [-]
do you know what the phrase "Pulling your punches" means?
It means to soften your words (if used figuratively, but it can also be literal).
So when Jesus withered the tree (wasn't a bush, didn't burn it.) it was to make a point to his disciples about being passive.
User avatar #155 to #154 - RugbyKing (03/07/2012) [-]
Leviticus 18:22

1 Timothy 2:12

/thread
User avatar #161 to #155 - redwolfradolf (03/07/2012) [-]
Your point is?
User avatar #169 to #161 - RugbyKing (03/07/2012) [-]
Have YOU read the bible? God is a terrible being.
#179 to #169 - schifter (03/07/2012) [-]
oh hey man, you trolling too?
User avatar #180 to #169 - redwolfradolf (03/07/2012) [-]
are you an athiest?
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