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I was someonelsee called the cops how
do i make it so they cant track my phone?
help
IIA' Best
I. Get some gasoline, wonder bread, and peanut butter.
2. Cover the phone in the peanut butter and wrap it with the wonder bread like a burrito
l Submerge the burrito in the gasoline for 30 seconds
4. Light it on fire. Let it sizzle. For good measure, hush it down your toilet.
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#13 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [+] (20 replies)
> be 13, rang some random number as a dare
> put on a fake Indian accent and said "Hello can I speak to Mr Patel?"
> Indian voice responded "Yes you are speaking to him, how may I help?"

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#37 - mouchop (03/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**mouchop rolled a random image posted in comment #2874357 at FJ Pony Thread ** i answered this when the police came in my house
**mouchop rolled a random image posted in comment #2874357 at FJ Pony Thread ** i answered this when the police came in my house
#36 - anonymous (03/07/2012) [-]
didnt work
#3 - giggitygiggitygooo (03/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm sorry but I don't understand. What is the peanut butter and bread for ?
I'm sorry but I don't understand. What is the peanut butter and bread for ?
#96 - anonymous (03/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
> Be 8
> Killing birds in my back yard (texas)
> Decide to shoot randomly into a tree
> Kill neighbor kid
> I hide his body in my tree house
> Panicking
> Decide to bury the body
> Wake up at 3am and bury him near the school
> Come home and see a shit load of cops outside
> I walk into my house scared outta fuck
> Parents are outside
> Cop approaches me and asks if i knew that the kid was missing
> Panics and say i didnt know anything and that im tired
> Run my ass off into my room
> Hear some kid crying in my room
> Slightly open and see the boy i shot covered in dirt and blood
> freak the fuck out and slam the door
> Build up courage and decide to enter room
> I open the door, get on the floor, Everybody walk the dinosaur
#25 - kamilrulez (03/07/2012) [-]
mfw cops wont do shit
#63 - mayormilkman (03/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#43 - MarlaSinger (03/07/2012) [-]
&gt; 7 years old   
&gt; me and friend prank call random number from local phone book   
&gt; use every curse word we know and hang up   
&gt; guy star 69's us and calls back saying he's gonna kill us   
&gt; say we aren't scared and hang up   
&gt; lock doors and windows and arm ourselves anyways   
&gt; hours pass   
&gt; fear subsides   
&gt; hear front door knob jiggling   
&gt; fuckhefoundus.jpg   
&gt; door opens   
&gt; mom walks in   
&gt; &quot;why do you guys have my steak knives?''
> 7 years old
> me and friend prank call random number from local phone book
> use every curse word we know and hang up
> guy star 69's us and calls back saying he's gonna kill us
> say we aren't scared and hang up
> lock doors and windows and arm ourselves anyways
> hours pass
> fear subsides
> hear front door knob jiggling
> fuckhefoundus.jpg
> door opens
> mom walks in
> "why do you guys have my steak knives?''
#65 - leontehlion (03/07/2012) [+] (10 replies)
User avatar #15 - yourdadsdad (03/06/2012) [-]
I hope it's not a Nokia...
#59 - thunderstriker (03/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Didn't work
User avatar #45 - merlinboy (03/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Not a prank call but has to do with cops
>Be in CVS with friend I haven't seen in like a year
>About 10PM, only people in store, guy watches us enter and browse shit
>He goes to the back and steals condoms
>I'm all, the fuck you doing nigger
>He says, "I don't know what you're talking about man"
>He gets a drink to make it look not obvious
>He goes up to counter and buys drink, guy just stares at him and asks where the condoms are
>My friend says he never got condoms
>Guy says he has him on camera stealing condoms
>Friend says that's a lie, all I have in my pocket is my phone
>Pulls phone out of pocket and condom box makes a SHIT ton of sound
>Guy just looks at me and my friend
>My face is a mixture of, lolwat and ohshitnigger
>Friend goes, "DUDE RUN" and sprints out of store
>I just stand there like, "the fuck I'm getting arrested for you being a prick"
>He sprints out of store
>Guy just looks at me like, wat
>I look at him like, wat
>Friend notices I'm not behind him, he runs back in and throws the condoms across the CVS
>Runs back out the store, then I run
Most confusing scenario of my life ever

TL;DR Went in store, friend got caught stealing condoms, he ran, I didn't, he came back and threw the condoms across the store then we both ran
#86 - laughstalgic (03/07/2012) [-]
>Be 16
>Call gamestop
>"Hello do you guys have the release date for Dues ex Human revolution"
>"Yes is uh-
>Yell at the top of my lungs "JIMMY WHY THE FUCK IS THERE WEED IN MY XBOX?"
>"Uh.. sir?"
>Friend yells in Jamaican accent "THE COPS WERE AT THE DOOR MON, THEY HAD A WARRANT"
>"YOU DON'T FUCKING PUT WEED IN MY XBOX"
>Guy hangs up

#29 - nippuhl (03/07/2012) [-]
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>Be 9
>Be at a local CVS pharmacy
>Dad notices his friend standing out front
>Me and friend Brian have been listening to the talk for 15 minutes
>Pick up pay phone
>Didn't know 911 was free on those phones
>They pick up asking where I am
>Being retarded I say CVS by the police station
>The lady on the other end says "We're on our way."
>Mad dash back over to dad saying we have to leave now
>They showed up 5 minutes later and we weren't there
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
#69 - mamboshambo (03/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Me when I figured out what MFW meant.
#82 - lostress (03/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>be 13
>me and friends prank call a vet
>tell them dog was neutered a year ago and just ate a bottle of Viagra
>*long awkward silence*
> finally answers back with "are you serious"
>say yes
>here here talking with here boss
>gives us emergency animal some shit number
>we say thanks and bye
>have nothing else to do
>we were total losers
>why cant my life be awesome??
#41 - staccato (03/07/2012) [-]
Soon as I read "get some gasoline, wonder bread and peanut butter" I knew it was going to be good.
#1 - wowqueen (03/06/2012) [-]
yep, science.
User avatar #47 - archercarac (03/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Fuck you too asshole.
User avatar #42 - wolfdemon (03/07/2012) [-]
my niece pranked called me trying to sell me drugs. I called her back on another phone and told her that the police were coming for her. she thought the police were out to get her for a week.
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