Anti-Jokes Part 2. Furry yesss <3 facebook.com/cresilfur. Part " bitch ass !. I could understand getting raped by a Giant scorpion, any Fallout player can
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#9 - thetimelord (03/05/2012) [-]
I could understand getting raped by a Giant scorpion, any Fallout player can
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#18 to #9 - fluffyzor (03/05/2012) [-]
**fluffyzor rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at IE = Dark Side ** MFW i have 1hp left and i manage to kill a giant rad scorpion
#19 to #18 - thetimelord (03/05/2012) [-]
thats an pretty cool story, now try beating the legendary deathclaw with a rolling pin
User avatar #20 to #19 - bananaananas (03/05/2012) [-]
dude.. I met my first deathclaw. got scared and hid behind a tree. shot him until he was almost dead. but when I was going to kill him, some glitch made it look like he jumped and flew away into the sky...

I waited for him to come back down. but then 5 other death claws came and I was running for my life. but then the ****** came back twisting and turning, killed all the rest of the deathclaws and flew away again.

never been so confused in my life.
#22 to #20 - thetimelord (03/05/2012) [-]
I would have been terrified but lucky for me I carry around a rolling pin just for safe keeping
User avatar #23 to #22 - bananaananas (03/05/2012) [-]
that's smart. I think I'm gonna try that..

I wonder if my deathclaw savior will ever come down..
#24 to #23 - thetimelord (03/05/2012) [-]
Just to be safe carry around a few hundred stimpacks just incase you aren't trained in the art of beating stuff with a rolling pin
User avatar #27 to #24 - bananaananas (03/05/2012) [-]
well. I always have my fat-man..

just in case.
#28 to #27 - thetimelord (03/05/2012) [-]
or esther
User avatar #29 to #28 - bananaananas (03/05/2012) [-]
or that..
#30 to #29 - thetimelord (03/05/2012) [-]
yea but I perfer the rolling pin, this machine, survivalist rifle, medicine stick, bozar, the ranger sequoia, gehenna, or knock-knock, and this is pretty much my gun line up
#33 to #30 - bananaananas (03/05/2012) [-]
not bad at all
User avatar #34 to #33 - thetimelord (03/05/2012) [-]
whats your gun line up
User avatar #36 to #34 - bananaananas (03/05/2012) [-]
almost anything I can get my hands on.. I'm not very good. I haven't even played in months.


#39 to #36 - thetimelord (03/05/2012) [-]
I feel you bro I have to get a new xbox if I ever want to play fallout new vegas again
User avatar #41 to #39 - bananaananas (03/05/2012) [-]
yeah. and I need to get mine from my little brothers.. they don't have their own computer. and I'm making them watch Naruto. they are hooked.
User avatar #43 to #41 - thetimelord (03/05/2012) [-]
I was to when I first watched it
User avatar #46 to #43 - bananaananas (03/05/2012) [-]
yeah. I started a month ago.


I have so little life right now. that i'm already done with Naruto, and I am on Naruto shippuden e118.. I have been sick so.. can't go outside. it sucks
User avatar #47 to #46 - thetimelord (03/05/2012) [-]
I've been pretty much been playing TF2 and I just started a new person on Fallout new vegas for the PC
User avatar #48 to #47 - bananaananas (03/05/2012) [-]
yeah I haven't had the chance to play team fortress. I tried it once at a friends house.. didn't go over well for me..
User avatar #49 to #48 - thetimelord (03/05/2012) [-]
you have to play it for a while to get the hang of it
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#57 to #9 - reinmar (03/05/2012) [-]
that's because you haven't tried it yet
#104 to #57 - mckennaa (03/05/2012) [-]
I don't have a single picture in my reaction folder that can respond to this.   
   
So I think I'll just go and poke my eyes out with a pair of scissors then clear out my eye sockets with a metal sponge.
I don't have a single picture in my reaction folder that can respond to this.

So I think I'll just go and poke my eyes out with a pair of scissors then clear out my eye sockets with a metal sponge.
#120 to #104 - reinmar (03/06/2012) [-]
Missing a proper reaction?
Here use this :D
#228 to #104 - toastytrost (03/06/2012) [-]
here's a reaction for any time you don't have an appropriate reaction
here's a reaction for any time you don't have an appropriate reaction
#141 to #104 - littlegreenmidgets (03/06/2012) [-]
here ya go bro.
#476 to #57 - apillow (03/06/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #67 to #57 - thetimelord (03/05/2012) [-]
GOD DAMN WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
#344 - anon (03/06/2012) [-]
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender
#356 to #344 - cjklefty (03/06/2012) [-]
Win
Win
User avatar #460 - ertu (03/06/2012) [-]
I GOT ONE


So.... this Irishman walks out of a bar.
#471 to #460 - produzzo (03/06/2012) [-]
..and goes home.. to his wife and kids
#472 - mrrissol (03/06/2012) [-]
7 was a rapist.
seems theres no longer........
safety in numbers
#318 - lmkronforst (03/06/2012) [-]
Getting raped by a scorpion is pretty bad.
#335 to #318 - hornyunicorns (03/06/2012) [-]
ahah your folder is quite prepared sir, thumb for you
User avatar #345 to #318 - daveyiscool (03/06/2012) [-]
looks like someone has a well organized rule 34 folder
User avatar #346 to #318 - muhcocksafloppin (03/06/2012) [-]
Honestly, how long have you been waiting to use this?
#326 to #318 - tonybony (03/06/2012) [-]
um...for what purpose could you possibly have that in your reaction folder?
um...for what purpose could you possibly have that in your reaction folder?
#91 - deadmice (03/05/2012) [-]
You called?
#98 to #91 - Totoro (03/05/2012) [-]
mfw they kill deathclaws.
#188 - doctorgenitals (03/06/2012) [-]
mfw saying these jokes...
#145 - xRocxNM (03/06/2012) [-]
Your arguement is invalid
#71 - isaacbn (03/05/2012) [-]
**isaacbn rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Scootaloo i love you ** i beg to differ   
Why is six afraid of seven?    
   
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
**isaacbn rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Scootaloo i love you ** i beg to differ
Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
User avatar #73 to #71 - maxismahname (03/05/2012) [-]
why is 6 afraid of 7. numbers can't feel so he's not afraid.
#310 to #71 - ungluedflyer ONLINE (03/06/2012) [-]
I... I'll never feel the same way about counting again...
User avatar #82 to #71 - freakybadger **User deleted account** (03/05/2012) [-]
that was ****** deep
#136 - glubgluby (03/06/2012) [-]
drive a plane???
drive a plane???
#103 - elation (03/05/2012) [-]
CONFLICTING COLORS! HIGH CONTRAST GREEN WITH HOT PINK! SCREEN BRIGHTNESS AT 100%, MY EYES!
CONFLICTING COLORS! HIGH CONTRAST GREEN WITH HOT PINK! SCREEN BRIGHTNESS AT 100%, MY EYES!
#14 - bandal (03/05/2012) [-]
I used to be an aventurer...


But then I quit, got married and had childrens
User avatar #16 to #14 - bandal (03/05/2012) [-]
Is not bad, little Bandal Junior got his first A in school, we are very proud of him, the girl is 3 years old and I tell her tales about my life as adventurer, I'm not sure if she understand but she laughs so it's okey for me...

If I want to be an adventurer again? Yeah, I'm still in shape, but can't change what I have today, my life is pretty normal but is a good life.
#442 - jessiijellybean (03/06/2012) [-]
I knew I would have a use for this..
#147 - borglollerskates (03/06/2012) [-]
What if 6 is also a 			******		?
What if 6 is also a ****** ?
#117 - zachwe (03/06/2012) [-]
whats green and smells like pork?

Kermit's fingers.
User avatar #140 to #117 - xxdigitalxx ONLINE (03/06/2012) [-]
*whats green, slimey and smells like pork?
#114 - awesomekings (03/06/2012) [-]
Why was six afraid of seven?


Because seven was a six offender

User avatar #113 - suddenlypotatoes (03/06/2012) [-]
dyslexics are teople poo
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