STONER ACHIEVEMENTS. not mine. looks like a /b/tards.. I have a feeling getting an ounce on a plane would be more trouble than its worth. Stoner achievements


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#1 - lazragoon (03/05/2012) [-]
I have a feeling getting an ounce on a plane would be more trouble than its worth.
User avatar #25 to #1 - lovestospoodge (03/06/2012) [-]
i did it last week for the first time. I got away with it but it's some scary **** :/. metal detector went off for some reason n i got a pat down n everything with it in my boxers. guy obviously knew somethin was there but couldn't be arsed to arrange a further search. so yeah, never again ;)
User avatar #5 - autonuke (03/05/2012) [-]
i got one
tier 2
smoke entire bowl using only sun and magnifying glass to burn weed

someone else name it
User avatar #13 to #5 - djonnyd (03/05/2012) [-]
Fire ant
Natural Resources
Helios (Greek god of the sun) < my vote
User avatar #14 to #5 - graphenz (03/05/2012) [-]
High on Science!
User avatar #32 to #14 - autonuke (03/06/2012) [-]
i like it
User avatar #16 - graphenz (03/05/2012) [-]
The Skipper
Tier 1
Skip the annoying dude proclaiming "oh God I'm soooo high guys, omg"

The Dark Descent
Tier 2
Get scared as **** over nothing in a dark place

Oh xx you hilarious!
Tier 2
Spontaneously burst into laughter with a friend over nothing

Dealing with parents
Tier 4
Successfully sell an ounce to your parents

The Jedi
Tier 2
Get baked enough to use the force to get your cup long enough for people to notice

Tier 3
Convince the cops that you should keep your weed
User avatar #17 to #16 - graphenz (03/05/2012) [-]
Ghetto man
Tier 2
Create a bong from a water bottle

Tier 3
Roll on a bar in the open, ignore people asking you whether it's a joint or not.

It's called little people!
Tier 2
Get high with a midget without firing bad jokes at him IE "Where's the rest of you"

Serious guys... it's series time!
Tier 1
Get baked and watch an entire season of a animated series.

That's just a couple :P
User avatar #41 to #17 - TOfanman (03/18/2012) [-]
Tier 1
Smoke alone 10 times consecutively
For Adults Only
Tier 2
Do not smoke before you are 18 years old.
Working Man
Tier 2
Blow a whole paycheck on pot
Lungs of Steel
Tier 1
Hold it in for over 30 seconds.
Family Guy
Tier 4
Become the family's dealer
Mile "High" Club
Tier 4 (Since the difficulty of not getting caught)
Smoke in an airplane bathroom in air without getting caught

User avatar #42 to #41 - TOfanman (03/18/2012) [-]
Missing Something?
Tier 1
Go on a hike or long walk to smoke, only to forget your lighter.
Marco Polo
Tier 1
Drive somewhere you've never been before while high
Runner's High
Tier 2
Run at least a mile at a [5] or more.
#6 - PandasGirl (03/05/2012) [-]
i got 56 so far
#8 - gewehr (03/05/2012) [-]
I think smoking in a country where getting caught is a death sentance should be a little higher than a first tier....
User avatar #18 to #8 - graphenz (03/05/2012) [-]
Well smoke in a deserted place and you're good, it's not like it's hard to do :P but if you get caught, well **** me in the ass you're dead ;)
User avatar #27 - VICTORx (03/06/2012) [-]
>4.2 grams in a sitting
>not allowed to get up from seat
>implying that there would not be serious couch lock going on
#26 - lolfire (03/06/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna read it now because I'm abusing some tramadol so I can't face reading huge chunks    
but I saved it...
I'm not gonna read it now because I'm abusing some tramadol so I can't face reading huge chunks
but I saved it...
#24 - suprconfederateman (03/06/2012) [-]
Teir 4
Smoke weed while parents are awake in room next to yours
User avatar #34 to #24 - graphenz (03/06/2012) [-]
That's not that hard, if they're busy or something you could easely do it. it's max tier 2.
User avatar #38 to #34 - suprconfederateman (03/06/2012) [-]
i was baseing it off of when me and my freind did it cause his moms a real ******* hard ass but then again it should be with the thoughts of others so i decree it is a teir one thank you
User avatar #2 - rulos (03/05/2012) [-]
Gotta unlock 'em all
#29 - blazeinthebay (03/06/2012) [-]
i've honestly completed every single one of these except for five. I havent smoked with obama, don't own a "green dragon" havent smoked in outer space, dont know what it means by "TRAP" and i dont know the user who made this. I feel pretty accomplished as a stoner

User avatar #30 to #29 - kcdope [OP](03/06/2012) [-]
google green dragon, its a drink
and trap = shemale
#31 to #30 - blazeinthebay (03/06/2012) [-]
thanks then that scratches one off i have had a "green dragon"

User avatar #36 to #29 - graphenz (03/06/2012) [-]
if you'll direct your attention to a couple of comments below I have a couple more for you ;)
#43 to #29 - anon (03/22/2012) [-]
So you've wrote an entire movie script whilst high?
#33 - mawbster (03/06/2012) [-]
Did anybody else notice the creepy ass face in the bottom right of the picture?
#28 - ovall ONLINE (03/06/2012) [-]
only missed 4 or 5 of these, and some of them are impossible
#20 - anon (03/05/2012) [-]
Can I get this in poster form?
User avatar #21 to #20 - kcdope [OP](03/05/2012) [-]
prolly somewhere on the internet.
i printed this **** out and am keeping it in my wallet XD
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User avatar #35 to #19 - graphenz (03/06/2012) [-]
This has nothing to do with weed.
#12 - djonnyd (03/05/2012) [-]
HAHA 58. definately too poor to smoke on a yacht or smoke 4.20 grams in a sitting
#11 - anon (03/05/2012) [-]
currently on the month long tolerance break, ive been doing this for ******* time thoguh xD
#10 - Gluth (03/05/2012) [-]
56 Here.
User avatar #9 - integraracer (03/05/2012) [-]

#7 - burgertheawesome (03/05/2012) [-]
Do you have the original file i need to make something awesome for my friends and i?!
Please message me
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